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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    This nepotism

    This rigged selection process

    I will never forgive them

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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    oh thank god I had nothing

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    I was just gonna post the lyrics to the clone high theme song.

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    I was just gonna post the lyrics to the clone high theme song.

    :confused:

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    0.4/10 OP

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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    I was at work and streets behind and couldn't comment on the discussion about moral relativism as an ontological claim.

    So, there.

    I am sad.

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    edited December 2015
    a new chat

    filled with the hope and promise of the unknown

    will we make amends and start together a new life of harmony

    will we MOTHERFUCK I KNOW THAT SON OF A BITCH DID NOT JUST MAKE FUN OF BIG BANG THEORY

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    elki next time you get picked pass it to me ive got a good one ready

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    I was just gonna post the lyrics to the clone high theme song.

    Aye arah wouldah likea clamah chowdah

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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    edited December 2015
    nathan fielder is going to end up in jail one of these days

    nsfw

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2-Lo-mUte0

    I can't stop laughing send help

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    Last chat was shitty. Let's try to be less shitty.

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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Aioua wrote: »
    I was just gonna post the lyrics to the clone high theme song.

    :confused:

    don't judge me I live my life on the edge

    I ain't got no piles of OPs ready to go

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    If I had been picked I was going to make Roy Orbison [chat], because I have had Only the Lonely stuck in my head all day

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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    A mod getting chosen for making the new chat thread is like when a disabled person parks in a regular car park

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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    I was just gonna post the lyrics to the clone high theme song.

    Aye arah wouldah likea clamah chowdah

    Fower suppah; ayerrruh wahnt a paahrty plaattah!

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    A beautiful show cut down in its prime

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    0.4/10 OP

    maybe just shut this one down now

    don't let it grow to be the pathetic weakling we all know it will be, before it meets an early death to natural predators

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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    A beautiful show cut down in its prime

    at least Lord and Miller are still bumming around hollywood

    you know they did the Lego Movie, right?

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    Raiden333Raiden333 Registered User regular
    I picked up GTA5 on sale last weekend, been playing a fair bit of it.

    In way too many of these driving-to-mission conversations, Trevor starts sounding to me like Rick from Rick & Morty, and I feel it is endearing me too much to this psychopath.

    There was a steam sig here. It's gone now.
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited December 2015
    ...there's also the Zoners, people living outside of house space in the neutral Freeports, the Junkers, people salvaging scrap from the vast debris fields littering many systems (except not in Kusari because the Hogosha keeps them out) and who also make their money through being sketchy middlemen for criminals, the Bounty Hunter's Guild, almost universally former criminals and therefore hated by criminals far more than any law enforcement and the various corporations:

    Kruger and Daumann, the big Rheinland companies, naturally sworn enemies of both the Bundschuh and the Red Hessians, Republican Shipping, with the Unioners on their neck
    Orbital Spa & Cruise who does just that, they operate several resort planets (Curacao and Baden Baden) as well as many Luxury Liners, the one around Planet Gaia meaning they're a favored enemy of the Gaians, Planetform, Inc, the big terraforming company, who has terraforming operations on many worlds throughout the Sirius sector, which means they're also a favored enemy of the Gaians,
    BMM who is the big bad bretonian company responsible for the Mollys, lots of mistreatment of workers, and also the fact that not only Planet Leeds is choked by smog but the system itself has smog nebulae, Border World Exports (Bowex) and Gateway Shipping, the two bretonian shipping companies (who have enough of a rivalry that several incidents of "accidental" weapons fire between bowex and gateway transports have been recorded)
    The Big Three Liberty companies of Ageira, Universal Shipping and Interspace Commerce, with Ageira having the proprietary tech behind tradelanes and jumpgates, Universal Shipping being the largest shipping company in all four houses, and Interspace Commerce being the biggest cargo insurer in Sirius. They partnered with Ageira to create the Universal Ship Identification System, tallying ships and cargo going through the tradelanes. They also operate trading hub stations by each of the capital planets (Newark Station, Waterloo Station, Bonn Station & Roppongi Station).
    Deep Space Engineering is another big libertonian company, actually building the trade lanes and jumpgates, as well as the ships of the liberty navy, Synth Foods makes Synth Paste, which outcompetes most other foodstuffs in many colonies, Liberty Police, Inc, is as previously mentioned also a libertonian corporation, with the prisons it operates doing the majority of Libertonian manufacturing.
    In Kusari, every industry is divided between the two keiretsu, Kishiro Technologies and Samura Heavy Industries.

    And there's Cryer Pharmaceuticals, who operate several research stations - according to rumours, weird research - and the infocard for Atka Research Station says Scott Pharmaceuticals which is not a corporation that exists so either a remnant of the work in progress name of Cryer or a remnant of a second pharma company and I'm really just typing this to see if I can still remember all of it because I'm doing all this from memory

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    and then as Freelancer begins we are introduced to the Order.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    and... that should be every faction and corporation in Freelancer.

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    AresProphetAresProphet Registered User regular
    edited December 2015
    My third 12+ hour day in a row

    Not just sales either, busting my ass trying to get my new store test to open tomorrow

    My hands are covered in paper cuts from cardboard and my legs are dead

    Probably another 12 hours tomorrow

    My next day off is Sunday

    :(

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    omg what's that one amy schumer where dude is bragging about boning his wife to his bros

    @kedinik help me out here I wanna show it to my wife

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    I love this game so much.

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    This is a quality comic, and I will not hear otherwise. You philistines.

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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    Elki wrote: »
    This is a quality comic, and I will not hear otherwise. You philistines.

    is dinosaur comics even a comic

    sources say no

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    edited December 2015
    oops I just said a kid broke into my porn once and I punched him, and on imgur and you can't edit posts... to delete or to let it stand (I meant porch)

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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    oops I just said a kid broke into my porn once and I punched him, and on imgur and you can't edit posts... to delete or to let it stand (I meant porch)

    your first problem:
    using imgur for anything but image hosting :P

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    5 minutes ago, I got an email from work. this guy asked if I can have something ready by 10am.

    It's midnight. No. Fuck you.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    original.jpg

    "WE DON'T RUN THIS [CHAT] BUT WE HAVE AN UNDERSTANDING WITH THE PEOPLE WHO DO"
    "WHAT DO YOU HAVE FOR ME"

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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    :bro:
    Ares

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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    I wish dropbox had some tier between 3GB and 1TB

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    omg what's that one amy schumer where dude is bragging about boning his wife to his bros

    @kedinik help me out here I wanna show it to my wife

    I have your back, my bog brother.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtB_bOzTNA8

    @Sir Landshark

    I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    5 minutes ago, I got an email from work. this guy asked if I can have something ready by 10am.

    It's midnight. No. Fuck you.

    My thumb shattered the phone screen with the force I used to mash the agree button

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    oops I just said a kid broke into my porn once and I punched him, and on imgur and you can't edit posts... to delete or to let it stand (I meant porch)

    your first problem:
    using imgur for anything but image hosting :P

    No way! There's a one in three chance the top comment for an image is hilarious. When it comes to imgur, it's worth the gamble to read the comments section.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    I remember making my ship invincible in the second to last mission (or maybe third to last, can't remember) of Freelancer cuz it was hard af

    and then being too lazy to turn it off so I just plowed through like a cheat

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    hahahaha spool15 forced Belasco to blind-pick a song.

    She is now belting out Miracle man by Ozzy Osbourne bahahahaha

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    Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    nathan fielder is going to end up in jail one of these days

    nsfw

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2-Lo-mUte0

    I can't stop laughing send help

    oh my god

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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    I guess with a terra I could take an extensive backup of all my mom's pictures and still have room to spare

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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