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Penny Arcade - Comic - Dare To Dream

DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
edited January 2016 in The Penny Arcade Hub

imagePenny Arcade - Comic - Dare To Dream

Videogaming-related online strip by Mike Krahulik and Jerry Holkins. Includes news and commentary.

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  • KoopahTroopahKoopahTroopah The koopas, the troopas. Philadelphia, PARegistered User regular
    That middle panel is a huge reason why Jerry is fucking amazing.

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  • PAX_SkeletorPAX_Skeletor Melbourne, AustraliaRegistered User regular
    That middle panel is a huge reason why Jerry is fucking amazing.

    That middle panel is also a huge reason why Mike is so amazing. ;-)

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  • cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    Hrm.

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    This is not the birthday comic I needed, but it's probably the one I deserve.

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  • Forced_moveForced_move Registered User new member
    Behold! The unhallowed locution hath been uttered. The Cyle nears the apex, and the seraph of pain sharpens her greatsword with fervency under the geas of the Unbidden One.

    (Congrats guys. You've been holding onto that one for a while, and it looks good on the introwebs.)

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  • GDT1985GDT1985 Registered User regular
    They finally found a (somewhat) natural way to use that phrase. This is pretty good.

  • cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    GDT1985 wrote: »
    They finally found a (somewhat) natural way to use that phrase. This is pretty good.
    ?

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  • identeregareidenteregare Registered User regular
    edited January 2016
    Just to satisfy my morbid curiosity, I checked out the archives to see when that particular resolution was made. December 31st, 2010, apparently. So, half a decade of not fucking dogs (leaving, presumably, only shameful, shameful thoughts about ostriches in bras, giraffes, murder porn, pedophilia, bestiality, bestiality with young animals like foals and chicks, etc.).

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  • Talyn RahlTalyn Rahl Registered User regular
    "He was the Neil Armstrong of Dog Fucking" may be the wrongest sentence ever written :p

  • TubeTube Administrator, ClubPA admin
    2010, really? I thought that was from last year. I feel so old.

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  • EnlongEnlong Registered User regular
    Which sentence have they been waiting to use? Was it the Niel Armstrong one?

    YggiDee wrote: »
    Having teenaged RPG leads is really cool until you stop being a teenager yourself. Do you remember being seventeen? You're a dumbass at seventeen! I wanna be saved by the guy who's twenty-seven. He's at least payed taxes. He knows how to do shit. He can drive.
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  • GDT1985GDT1985 Registered User regular
    Enlong wrote: »
    Which sentence have they been waiting to use? Was it the Niel Armstrong one?

    Yes, it is mentioned in at least one of their podcasts.

  • RenegadePhantomRenegadePhantom Registered User regular
    Took them a really long time to use the phrase.

  • GaslightGaslight Registered User regular
    Wouldn't the Neil Armstrong of dog fucking be like... the very first guy to fuck a dog?

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    The bacteria in your poop exist everywhere.
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  • KalTorakKalTorak Way up inside your butthole, Morty. WAAAAY up inside there.Registered User regular
    I can't quite read it, is Gabe drinking a "Thigh Fucker" beverage?

    all these resolutions, and yet Tycho's shit-fucking continues unabated.

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  • identeregareidenteregare Registered User regular
    KalTorak wrote: »
    I can't quite read it, is Gabe drinking a "Thigh Fucker" beverage?
    "Thirst Fucker", actually.

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  • YoungFreyYoungFrey Registered User regular
    Gaslight wrote: »
    Wouldn't the Neil Armstrong of dog fucking be like... the very first guy to fuck a dog?
    If you believe all that BS "NASA" puts out about us landing on the moon maybe.

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  • TubeTube Administrator, ClubPA admin
    I will end you

    Hobnail wrote: »
    This forum has taken everything from me
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  • ZomagicZomagic Registered User regular
    I feel like Gabe in panel 3. Pretty much always.

  • EnlongEnlong Registered User regular
    YoungFrey wrote: »
    Gaslight wrote: »
    Wouldn't the Neil Armstrong of dog fucking be like... the very first guy to fuck a dog?
    If you believe all that BS "NASA" puts out about us landing on the moon maybe.

    Look. If they faked us landing on the moon, surely they'd fake us landing on it more than once ever.

    YggiDee wrote: »
    Having teenaged RPG leads is really cool until you stop being a teenager yourself. Do you remember being seventeen? You're a dumbass at seventeen! I wanna be saved by the guy who's twenty-seven. He's at least payed taxes. He knows how to do shit. He can drive.
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  • StericaSterica Wow! That was shit.Registered User, Moderator mod
    Tube wrote: »
    2010, really? I thought that was from last year. I feel so old.
    Yeah, I went back to 2014 and 2013 and thought I just missed it. Especially since I remembered that comic. Geez.

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  • GaslightGaslight Registered User regular
    Enlong wrote: »
    YoungFrey wrote: »
    Gaslight wrote: »
    Wouldn't the Neil Armstrong of dog fucking be like... the very first guy to fuck a dog?
    If you believe all that BS "NASA" puts out about us landing on the moon maybe.

    Look. If they faked us landing on the moon, surely they'd fake us landing on it more than once ever.

    Or, you know, six times.

    bowen wrote: »
    The bacteria in your poop exist everywhere.
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  • LinktmLinktm Registered User regular
    Gaslight wrote: »
    Enlong wrote: »
    YoungFrey wrote: »
    Gaslight wrote: »
    Wouldn't the Neil Armstrong of dog fucking be like... the very first guy to fuck a dog?
    If you believe all that BS "NASA" puts out about us landing on the moon maybe.

    Look. If they faked us landing on the moon, surely they'd fake us landing on it more than once ever.

    Or, you know, six times.

    Does that mean Tycho has never actually fucked a dog? All of his dog fucking conquests have been staged?

  • TubeTube Administrator, ClubPA admin
    I'm just so glad that this comic caused at least one person to send an angry message about how they'll never read the strip again.

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  • Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    I'm pretty sure this is going to end up like all New Year's Resolutions... a half-hearted attempt, and then "meh" sets in, to be forgotten until the next New Year rolls around.

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  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    please don't fuck dogs

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  • TextureTexture Registered User new member
    This seems like an appropriate time to point out that despite whatever deep seated personal need Elite: Dangerous is satisfying for Tycho, it is an awful game unworthy of purchase. That's not to say that the idea of the game isn't amazing; just that the game itself is utterly devoid of... game.

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  • EnlongEnlong Registered User regular
    That seems harsh.

    YggiDee wrote: »
    Having teenaged RPG leads is really cool until you stop being a teenager yourself. Do you remember being seventeen? You're a dumbass at seventeen! I wanna be saved by the guy who's twenty-seven. He's at least payed taxes. He knows how to do shit. He can drive.
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  • fortyforty Registered User regular
    We went from Copyright 2016 on Friday to Copyright [blank] today.

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  • EnlongEnlong Registered User regular
    Nobody wants the copyrights to Tycho's resolutions.

    YggiDee wrote: »
    Having teenaged RPG leads is really cool until you stop being a teenager yourself. Do you remember being seventeen? You're a dumbass at seventeen! I wanna be saved by the guy who's twenty-seven. He's at least payed taxes. He knows how to do shit. He can drive.
  • TubeTube Administrator, ClubPA admin
    I take full credit for getting Elite: Dangerous back on the PA roster.

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  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    Texture wrote: »
    This seems like an appropriate time to point out that despite whatever deep seated personal need Elite: Dangerous is satisfying for Tycho, it is an awful game unworthy of purchase. That's not to say that the idea of the game isn't amazing; just that the game itself is utterly devoid of... game.

    Well this is very disappointing. I hadn't realized I wasn't enjoying it. Harsh wake up call.

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  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2016
    This is not the birthday comic I needed, but it's probably the one I deserve.

    Really? My birthday was yesterday!

    You're going to South again this year, right?

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  • MichaelLCMichaelLC In what furnace was thy brain? ChicagoRegistered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    please don't; fuck dogs

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    So now I need to get it trimmed and adjusted, and all in.

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  • EnlongEnlong Registered User regular
    Dogs, don't fuck. Please?

    YggiDee wrote: »
    Having teenaged RPG leads is really cool until you stop being a teenager yourself. Do you remember being seventeen? You're a dumbass at seventeen! I wanna be saved by the guy who's twenty-seven. He's at least payed taxes. He knows how to do shit. He can drive.
  • DarkewolfeDarkewolfe Registered User regular
    Oh dear.

    What is this I don't even.
  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    MichaelLC wrote: »
    -Tal wrote: »
    please don't; fuck dogs

    that's not what I said! that's not what I freaking said!!

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  • DjiemDjiem Registered User regular
    I still can't believe that was 2010's resolution. Time flies!

  • cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    Tube wrote: »
    I'm just so glad that this comic caused at least one person to send an angry message about how they'll never read the strip again.
    to be fair
    it's a bit terrible

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  • QuidQuid I don't... what... hnnng Registered User regular
    Texture wrote: »
    This seems like an appropriate time to point out that despite whatever deep seated personal need Elite: Dangerous is satisfying for Tycho, it is an awful game unworthy of purchase. That's not to say that the idea of the game isn't amazing; just that the game itself is utterly devoid of... game.

    Nah it's plenty fun.

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