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  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Dude on this train is baked. So baked.

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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    edited January 2016
    No message board convos surprise me after I saw- probably 5-7 years ago- two amazing convos on gun boards:

    1) should I wear gloves while loading the rounds in the magazine of my carry pistol? With how anti gun some DAs are, I might not always want to be identified after a self defense shooting.

    2) should I load my home defense gun's magazine with alternating rounds of JHP and FMJ- the former for stopping the intruder, the latter for defeating any possible body armor.

    Organichu on
  • RonTheDMRonTheDM Yes, yes Registered User regular
    Chu will hire one man to ride a moped with a gopro helm two cars back in traffic for a different view. And one of those camera drones with the wristwatch sensors flying overhead.

    He'll get summoned to traffic court and throw his head back and laugh menacingly.

  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
  • AlazullAlazull Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride.Registered User regular
    @Hakkekage I see that agree.

    I want you all to know all those stories she told were only things I wished I had done.

    Except for the lobster one but I was quitting that job anyway.

    User name Alazull on Steam, PSN, Nintenders, Epic, etc.
  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    No message board convos surprise me after I saw- probably 5-7 years ago- two amazing convos on gun boards:

    1) should I wear gloves while loading the rounds in the magazine of my carry pistol? With how anti gun some DAs are, I might not always want to be identified after a self defense shooting.

    2) should I load my home defense gun's magazine with alternating rounds of JHP and FMJ- the former for stopping the intruder, the latter for defeating any possible body armor.

    1. Use a revolver, no lost shells.
    2. I suspect this could increase the possibility of jamming but I am not an expert
    3. What home invader is going to be wearing body armor?

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
  • dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    No message board convos surprise me after I saw- probably 5-7 years ago- two amazing convos on gun boards:

    1) should I wear gloves while loading the rounds in the magazine of my carry pistol? With how anti gun some DAs are, I might not always want to be identified after a self defense shooting.

    2) should I load my home defense gun's magazine with alternating rounds of JHP and FMJ- the former for stopping the intruder, the latter for defeating any possible body armor.

    1. Use a revolver, no lost shells.
    2. I suspect this could increase the possibility of jamming but I am not an expert
    3. What home invader is going to be wearing body armor?

    what if you're el chapo

    AAAAA!!! PLAAAYGUUU!!!!
  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    edited January 2016
    That's the point. It takes an already extremely unlikely circumstance- someone entering my home, someone entering my home while I'm home, someone entering my home while I'm home where the best solution is to engage them with a deadly weapon- and then warps the unlikelihood by several dozen factors.

    Organichu on
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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck Registered User regular
    I heard we were measuring dicks and I came as quickly as I was able considering I am carrying this yardstick

  • RonTheDMRonTheDM Yes, yes Registered User regular
    Are you telling me you aren't sitting in a lawn chair ten feet back from your door with a gun drawn at all times?

  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    2) should I load my home defense gun's magazine with alternating rounds of JHP and FMJ- the former for stopping the intruder, the latter for defeating any possible body armor.

    chu this is just good sense, you want to bring a variety of dmg types to a fight if you're not sure what resistances the boss has

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck Registered User regular
    Are you telling me you aren't sitting in a lawn chair ten feet back from your door with a gun drawn at all times?

    I'll take first watch, you get some shuteye

  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck Registered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    I heard we were measuring dicks and I came as quickly as I was able considering I am carrying this yardstick

    skippy i am proud of you

    someone has to measure the dicks

    I may not have many qualifications, but I'm enthusiastic

  • PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    2) should I load my home defense gun's magazine with alternating rounds of JHP and FMJ- the former for stopping the intruder, the latter for defeating any possible body armor.

    chu this is just good sense, you want to bring a variety of dmg types to a fight if you're not sure what resistances the boss has

    reload with a different tattoo if the level's proving difficult

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  • FroThulhuFroThulhu Registered User regular
    ITT

    FroThulhu feels entirely comfortable stating that baking is alchemy and being a chef is the road to madness and despair

  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    What bullets should I load my gun with in case twins break into my house, one who tells the truth and the other who always lies?

  • RonTheDMRonTheDM Yes, yes Registered User regular
    I hope that eventually the only snacks those militia guys have are dildos and they're forced to eat dicks for freedom.

  • Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    What bullets should I load my gun with in case twins break into my house, one who tells the truth and the other who always lies?

    Nuke the site from orbit.

  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    What bullets should I load my gun with in case twins break into my house, one who tells the truth and the other who always lies?

    alternating holy water and silver rounds

  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    FroThulhu wrote: »
    ITT

    FroThulhu feels entirely comfortable stating that baking is alchemy and being a chef is the road to madness and despair

    Transmorphing delicious lead into succulent gold.

  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck Registered User regular
    I hope that eventually the only snacks those militia guys have are dildos and they're forced to eat dicks for freedom.

    I thought I read they were holding a press conference about going home

  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    omg the weed lip balm is the best

    so discrete

    so easy to control dose

  • RT800RT800 Registered User regular
    I don't need guns for home defense

    My house is rigged with a series of bottomless pits that only I know the locations of.

  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck Registered User regular
    hmm it looks like one of the militia dudes got arrested when he drove a gov't vehicle from the place they're holed up to safeway

  • RonTheDMRonTheDM Yes, yes Registered User regular
    I hope that eventually the only snacks those militia guys have are dildos and they're forced to eat dicks for freedom.

    I thought I read they were holding a press conference about going home

    Picture of crying bald eagle.

  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Shivahn wrote: »
    What bullets should I load my gun with in case twins break into my house, one who tells the truth and the other who always lies?

    alternating holy water and silver rounds

    When I was looking into handloading I stumbled across some silver bullet making information

    I am not an expert but I feel like it'd clog the fuck out of your gun and be extremely painful to clear out of the rifling

  • AlazullAlazull Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride.Registered User regular
    FroThulhu wrote: »
    ITT

    FroThulhu feels entirely comfortable stating that baking is alchemy and being a chef is the road to madness and despair

    That's going to be a ten-yard penalty for dogpiling at the end of the play.

    User name Alazull on Steam, PSN, Nintenders, Epic, etc.
  • dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    I hope that eventually the only snacks those militia guys have are dildos and they're forced to eat dicks for freedom.

    I thought I read they were holding a press conference about going home

    but daddy swore an oath

    AAAAA!!! PLAAAYGUUU!!!!
  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    hmm it looks like one of the militia dudes got arrested when he drove a gov't vehicle from the place they're holed up to safeway

    Gotta take risks in order to get snacks.

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    edited January 2016
    One of my driving exam proctors was trans and I was talking to my coworkers today about how I took my test in ft Collins but never go there for movies or restaurants or anything.

    And one of my cashiers is like oh you took your test in ft Collins? Did you have the [slur] tester?

    I rebuked her and she kept apologizing with tears in her eyes. I didn't know what to say because while I typically have no problem speaking up if I find something offensive, this girl was petrified like I was gonna fire her on the spot. I don't think it's inappropriate to disallow that kind of talk as a boss, since it definitely has the capacity to horrify coworkers. But like, calling someone out while being their boss felt different. I wasn't sure how to respond or reconcile the idea of being a person vs an authority figure.

    Organichu on
  • RonTheDMRonTheDM Yes, yes Registered User regular
    The real trap is bottomless fries at red robin

  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
  • OrphaneOrphane rivers of red that run to seaRegistered User regular
    but what if i have to press a button to decide who gets shot, the next person to bring up tipping or the person who mentions circumcision

    *head explodes*

  • OrphaneOrphane rivers of red that run to seaRegistered User regular
    also pizza sucks etc etc u don't eat real food ur music is shit your anime is shit YOUR WAIFU IS A SHIT

    @Hakkekage please post the gif while i walk away from the explosions

  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Organichu wrote: »
    One of my driving exam proctors was trans and I was talking to my coworkers today about how I took my test in ft Collins but never go there for movies or restaurants or anything.

    And one of my cashiers is like oh you took your test in ft Collins? Did you have the [slur] tester?

    I rebuked her and she kept apologizing with tears in her eyes. I didn't know what to say because while I typically have no problem speaking up if I find something offensive, this girl was petrified like I was gonna fire her on the spot. I don't think it's inappropriate to disallow that kind of talk as a boss, since it definitely has the capacity to horrify coworkers. But like, calling someone out while being their boss felt different. I wasn't sure how to respond or reconcile the idea of being a person vs an authority figure.

    That is really awkward and I dunno what I would have done

    Say "Hey, it's ok, just... that language is not appropriate for the workplace"?

    Take her aside later and say something along those lines, that you have to keep the workplace good for everyone and that's not ok but you don't hate her?

    Or is that too friendly? I don't know!

  • RonTheDMRonTheDM Yes, yes Registered User regular
    I've made so many women cry that my soul burned out years ago.

  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    No message board convos surprise me after I saw- probably 5-7 years ago- two amazing convos on gun boards:

    1) should I wear gloves while loading the rounds in the magazine of my carry pistol? With how anti gun some DAs are, I might not always want to be identified after a self defense shooting.

    2) should I load my home defense gun's magazine with alternating rounds of JHP and FMJ- the former for stopping the intruder, the latter for defeating any possible body armor.

    1. Use a revolver, no lost shells.
    2. I suspect this could increase the possibility of jamming but I am not an expert
    3. What home invader is going to be wearing body armor?

    Have you ever met someone who is firmly convinced that a massive terrorist attack is due any time? And I mean dirty bomb/way bigger then is practical EMP/stolen Russian nuke massive? There are people on gun forums with that level of fear, except they assume all burglars are heavily armed professionals as opposed to drug addicts trying to feed a habit.

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