Hello! I am lactobacillus acidophilus! I am a friendly bacteria who lives in your body and helps you digest milk!
This is my close cousin, lactobacillus delbrueckii! He turns milk into yogurt!
Together, we can reduce tummy upset and even lower your risk for yeast infections.
Would you like to meet our friend escherichia coli? Oh, don't be scared, he's harmless!
See? Look at how chill he is. He's just happy to sit in your intestine and produce vitamin K for you. Sure, you don't want to eat him - you'll get an upset tummy if you do. But think about how he feels. He doesn't thrive in low-pH environments like we do, so swallowing him is just as uncomfortable for him as it is for you.
There are many other bacteria in our intestinal family. Too many to name! Even I haven't met all of them. Sometimes I end up in a tub of yogurt and somebody's all "Oh, you're a bacterium from the intestinal tract? Do you know
such-and-such?" And I'm like, "Come on, the intestinal tract is a big place. Not all intestinal bacteria know each other. Jeeze."
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Wash your butts, everyone.
Make it good and public
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
The more it stings, the more you feel like spring.
if you don't wash your hands after you poop
you really don't deserve hands
This guy got it figured out!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSSkz6iDPvM
twitch.tv/tehsloth
That's not ectoplasm
QEDMF xbl: PantsB G+
@OnTheLastCastle I go to 24hr fitness!
Poop, and no wash of hands? Guillotine time.
I don't think I can turn a discussion into a poll after it's been posted.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
No one wants to smell that.
I'm pretty sure we had a thread about buttwiping that lasted into page 80 or so... so yeah, I actually do think this is the [chat] we want...
I've never really been given a good explanation why we should care about recycling and waste.
Littering, sure.
Containing hazardous wastes (and this can include plastics) also sure.
But I feel like it's just a given that landfills are inherently bad and I don't get it.
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
yes
My hands have touched doorknobs. I wouldn't rub my junk on a doorknob, so I'm not going to touch my junk with doorknob hands
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Put them to the sword and cleansing flame
Well to each his own, I suppose
Oh so now we're anti-doorknobs eh?
y
yes i also would not
would not rub my junk on a doorknob
Maybe you just haven't met the right doorknob.
Wife: Hello?
Me: Yes, can I help?
W: My husband doesn't want to finish his oral contrast.
M: Doesn't want to, or is too sick to?
W: He just doesn't want to. He doesn't like the taste.
M: I mixed it with Coca-Cola as he specifically asked for.
W: Yeah, but he's just not liking it.
M: . . . .
*puts Chanus' name on the list*
I just checked their online status, I didn't know @Feral likes to hide out from people!
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.