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[chat]obacillus acidophilus

FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARDinterior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
edited March 2016 in Debate and/or Discourse
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Hello! I am lactobacillus acidophilus! I am a friendly bacteria who lives in your body and helps you digest milk!

This is my close cousin, lactobacillus delbrueckii! He turns milk into yogurt!

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Together, we can reduce tummy upset and even lower your risk for yeast infections.

Would you like to meet our friend escherichia coli? Oh, don't be scared, he's harmless!

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See? Look at how chill he is. He's just happy to sit in your intestine and produce vitamin K for you. Sure, you don't want to eat him - you'll get an upset tummy if you do. But think about how he feels. He doesn't thrive in low-pH environments like we do, so swallowing him is just as uncomfortable for him as it is for you.

There are many other bacteria in our intestinal family. Too many to name! Even I haven't met all of them. Sometimes I end up in a tub of yogurt and somebody's all "Oh, you're a bacterium from the intestinal tract? Do you know such-and-such?" And I'm like, "Come on, the intestinal tract is a big place. Not all intestinal bacteria know each other. Jeeze."

every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    Looks like feral and chu have gone away, and I just got back from lunch, and it's 80 degrees.

    Wash your butts, everyone.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    High pressure hose straight sitting on after getting my shitting on.

    PSN: Honkalot
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    someone link me a decent video of recent division gameplay i want to see if i should care

  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User, Transition Team regular
    @OnTheLastCastle no I go to 24hr Fitness. The one in Pville is really nice.

  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited March 2016
    Make this a poll as per chu's end of thread question

    Make it good and public

    Eddy on
    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    Look at this jabroni who hides his online status.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    I think my butt is haunted

  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products, Transition Team regular
    ...

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
  • Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 What are you? Some kind of half-assed astronaut?Registered User regular
    Not the [chat] we want but the [chat] we deserve.

    You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark.
  • TicaldfjamTicaldfjam Snoqualmie, WARegistered User regular
    Apt for this wonderful, Bowen master crafted, chat.

    hj,x1000-bg,f8f8f8.u1.jpg

  • Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 What are you? Some kind of half-assed astronaut?Registered User regular
    Butts

    You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark.
  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Cinders, I'm fine. It just is strange.

  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User, Transition Team regular
    Honk wrote: »
    High pressure hose straight sitting on after getting my shitting on.

    The more it stings, the more you feel like spring.

  • NeurotikaNeurotika Registered User regular
    Great OP 8/10 would read again

  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Is raw milk a stupid thing to drink

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    seriously though

    if you don't wash your hands after you poop

    you really don't deserve hands

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • DunderDunder Registered User regular
    Honk wrote: »
    High pressure hose straight sitting on after getting my shitting on.

    This guy got it figured out!

  • TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    Arch wrote: »
    someone link me a decent video of recent division gameplay i want to see if i should care

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSSkz6iDPvM
    I didn't start playing till yesterday evening and this problem had already resolved itself

    FC: 1993-7778-8872 PSN: TehSloth Xbox: SlothTeh
    twitch.tv/tehsloth
  • PantsBPantsB Fake Thomas Jefferson Registered User regular
    Trace wrote: »
    I think my butt is haunted

    That's not ectoplasm

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    QEDMF xbl: PantsB G+
  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User, Transition Team regular
    The one true [chat].

    @OnTheLastCastle I go to 24hr fitness!

  • TicaldfjamTicaldfjam Snoqualmie, WARegistered User regular
    edited March 2016
    I think we should take Chanus's principle to the next level.

    Poop, and no wash of hands? Guillotine time.

    Ticaldfjam on
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    Make this a poll as per chu's end of thread question

    Make it good and public

    I don't think I can turn a discussion into a poll after it's been posted.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 What are you? Some kind of half-assed astronaut?Registered User regular
    Swamp ass is a very real and very awful threat. If it's muggy weather, scrub your nethers.

    No one wants to smell that.

    You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark.
  • DunderDunder Registered User regular
    Not the [chat] we want but the [chat] we deserve.

    I'm pretty sure we had a thread about buttwiping that lasted into page 80 or so... so yeah, I actually do think this is the [chat] we want...

  • Zilla360Zilla360 21st Century. |She/Her| Trans* Woman In Aviators Firing A Bazooka. ⚛️Registered User regular
    Hey chat. Reality keeps flipping me the bird, every time I wake up.

  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    seriously though

    if you don't wash your hands after you poop

    you really don't deserve hands
    Credeiki wrote:
    You go to dry your hands and it captures a floating skin cell and it's like 'target identified' and then guillotines you at the wrists. *shudder*

  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    You know,

    I've never really been given a good explanation why we should care about recycling and waste.

    Littering, sure.

    Containing hazardous wastes (and this can include plastics) also sure.

    But I feel like it's just a given that landfills are inherently bad and I don't get it.

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Is raw milk a stupid thing to drink

    yes

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    I wash my hands before and after using the bathroom

    My hands have touched doorknobs. I wouldn't rub my junk on a doorknob, so I'm not going to touch my junk with doorknob hands

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • BronzeKoopaBronzeKoopa Registered User regular
    Drinking milk or eating ice cream now upsets my stomach and causes irregular bowel movements. Cheese is not so bad as long as I don't overeat them. I guess I have lactose intolerance? I thought you have that from birth, you can suddenly have it later on in life?

  • Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 What are you? Some kind of half-assed astronaut?Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    seriously though

    if you don't wash your hands after you poop

    you really don't deserve hands

    Put them to the sword and cleansing flame

    You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark.
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    I wash my hands before and after using the bathroom

    My hands have touched doorknobs. I wouldn't rub my junk on a doorknob, so I'm not going to touch my junk with doorknob hands

    Well to each his own, I suppose

  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    I wash my hands before and after using the bathroom

    My hands have touched doorknobs. I wouldn't rub my junk on a doorknob, so I'm not going to touch my junk with doorknob hands

    Oh so now we're anti-doorknobs eh?

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Feral wrote: »
    I wash my hands before and after using the bathroom

    My hands have touched doorknobs. I wouldn't rub my junk on a doorknob, so I'm not going to touch my junk with doorknob hands

    y

    yes i also would not

    would not rub my junk on a doorknob

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    bowen you waited 7 minutes to make a usurper [chat]

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    I wash my hands before and after using the bathroom

    My hands have touched doorknobs. I wouldn't rub my junk on a doorknob, so I'm not going to touch my junk with doorknob hands

    y

    yes i also would not

    would not rub my junk on a doorknob

    Maybe you just haven't met the right doorknob.

  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Pt's wife comes out to my desk and into the station (which is already a big no-no but everybody thinks the rules are for other people):

    Wife: Hello?
    Me: Yes, can I help?
    W: My husband doesn't want to finish his oral contrast.
    M: Doesn't want to, or is too sick to?
    W: He just doesn't want to. He doesn't like the taste.
    M: I mixed it with Coca-Cola as he specifically asked for.
    W: Yeah, but he's just not liking it.
    M: . . . .

  • Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 What are you? Some kind of half-assed astronaut?Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    I wash my hands before and after using the bathroom

    My hands have touched doorknobs. I wouldn't rub my junk on a doorknob, so I'm not going to touch my junk with doorknob hands

    y

    yes i also would not

    would not rub my junk on a doorknob

    *puts Chanus' name on the list*

    You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark.
  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    bowen you waited 7 minutes to make a usurper [chat]

    I just checked their online status, I didn't know @Feral likes to hide out from people!

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    not all doorknobs

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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