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Jurassic [Phalla] Game Over - Raptor Victory!

38thDoe38thDoe lets never be stupid againwait lets always be stupid foreverRegistered User regular
edited March 2016 in Critical Failures
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Special thanks to Egos for looking this over and graphics

“Oh Yes, we bought it and started our operation oh, four or five years ago now. I forget exactly. Called Isla Nublar, big island hundred miles offshore. Going to be a biological preserve. Wonderful place. Tropical Jungle. You know you out to see it, Dr. Phalla Player”

“It’s almost finished now, you know. I’ve sent you some material about it. Did you get my material?”

“Maybe it will come today. Look it over. The island’s just beautiful. It’s got everything. We’ve been in construction now thirty months. You can imagine. Big Park. Opens in September next year. You really ought to go see it.”

“As a matter of fact, I’m going to insist you see it. I know you’d find it right up your alley. You’d find it fascinating.”

“Oh just for the weekend”

“Yes, yes, we’ll have a plane pick you up”



What’s all this now?

This is a regular game for 30+ people.

General rules of Phalla can be found here. New players are welcome as are old of course.

Specific rules can be found below:

Standard Phalla Rules/Mechanics:

You must vote each day. Vote in bold red for whomever you think is likely to be a threat to you. The winner of the vote will be eliminated every night. Tie votes will kill both people involved. Be careful.

In addition, everyone should make at least two posts each day. Failure to vote or contribute will lead to warning and replacement.

Do not directly quote anything from PMs with me, or take screenshots of them. It is okay to paraphrase host PMs however.

Do not add other players to PM conversations.

Do not anonymously contact anyone.

When you die you may make one ghost post which cannot contain any game information whatsoever. After that please do not discuss the game with anyone still alive.

Ask for clarifications in Bold DarkOrange. You can always PM me with clarification requests, or post them directly in the thread. If you have questions about your role you should probably use the PM method to avoid giving away info to the other players. They are *already* suspicious of you.

Make sure you invite me to any PMs or proboards you might form.

Order of actions: Vote > Guards > Kills

Signup in bold limegreen

The game will not start before Monday.

Player List:
  1. LostNinja - Robert Muldoon - Clever Girl
  2. jdarksun - Velociraptor - The Vote
  3. Grunt's Ghosts - Ramon - Eviscerated
  4. Cythraul - Lewis Dodgson - Hung himself
  5. kime - Velociraptor - The Vote
  6. Sir Fabulous - Bob Morris - Clever Girl
  7. Bedlam - Alain Richard - Eviscerated
  8. JaysonFour
  9. McKid - Dr. Roberta "Bobbie" Carter - The Vote
  10. Assuran - Ed Regis - Wish Granted
  11. Teucrian - Dr. Ellie Sattler - Hung herself
  12. MrTLicious - Norman Atherton - Shotgunned
  13. Virgil_Leads_You
  14. Gizzy - Barney Fellows - Eviscerated
  15. Dragon6860 - Dr. Richard Stone - Basilisk Lizarded
  16. Zombie Hero - John Hammond - Eviscerated
  17. premium - Alice Levin - Eviscerated
  18. AustinP0027
  19. Baidol - Dennis Nedry - Punctured and shattered
  20. Kwoaru - Ellen Bowman - Eviscerated
  21. Raiden333 - Velociraptor - Torn and swallowed
  22. chamberlain - Velociraptor - The Vote
  23. schuss - Owens - The Vote
  24. JusticeforPluto - Dr. Alan Grant - Eviscerated
  25. TheRoadVirus
  26. Preda - Mike Bowman - Eviscerated
  27. JPants - Velociraptor - Torn and swallowed
  28. Phyphor - Tyrannosaurus Rex - The Vote
  29. Wildcat - Dr. Ian Malcolm - Eviscerated
  30. Buddha73 - John Arnold - Hung himself


Narration Links:

Opening Narration
Day One
Day Two
Day Three
Day Four
Day Five
Day Six
Ending

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    LostNinjaLostNinja Registered User regular
    Signup!

    Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to go prepare by watching Jurrasic World

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    Grunt's GhostsGrunt's Ghosts Registered User regular
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    CythraulCythraul Registered User regular
    Phalla, uh, finds a way

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    RAWR I'm a dinosaur!

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    LostNinjaLostNinja Registered User regular
    I going to be very disappointed if the mafia doesn't turn out to be dinosaurs disguised as villagers.

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    Grunt's GhostsGrunt's Ghosts Registered User regular
    kime wrote: »
    RAWR I'm a dinosaur!

    I didn't even need to click this thread to know what you were going to post.

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    Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    65 million seconds in the making?

    I can't believe 38thDoe has been working on this for two years.

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Hold on to your butts!

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    JaysonFourJaysonFour Classy Monster Kitteh Registered User regular
    Sign up!

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    McKidMcKid Registered User regular
    edited March 2016
    Sign up !

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    AssuranAssuran Is swinging on the Spiral Registered User regular
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    Thanks big brothers!

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    TeucrianTeucrian Registered User regular
    !Sign up

    I haven't seen Jurassic World. Did that group of heroic dinosaurs finally manage to eat Jeff Goldblum?

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    MrTLiciousMrTLicious Registered User regular
    How I've missed ye

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    38thDoe38thDoe lets never be stupid again wait lets always be stupid foreverRegistered User regular
    65 million seconds in the making?

    I can't believe 38thDoe has been working on this for two years.

    If we count time to creation in Google Docs till it goes live I have games that are more than double that... I'm not sure if that's sad or not.

    And in my old age I forgot to claim the second post for signup list.

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    Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Proud Father House GardenerRegistered User regular
    sign up!

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    Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Proud Father House GardenerRegistered User regular
    LostNinja wrote: »
    I going to be very disappointed if the mafia doesn't turn out to be dinosaurs disguised as villagers.

    I'm hoping Dinos have to find the pesky human scientist/ranchers (mafia) in disguise

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    GizzyGizzy i am a cat PhoenixRegistered User regular
    Gizzy

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    Ghostly ClockworkGhostly Clockwork Registered User regular
    Sign WAY up

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    Zombie HeroZombie Hero Registered User regular
    Not only could I sign up, I also should

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    premiumpremium Registered User regular
    sign up

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    LostNinjaLostNinja Registered User regular
    Who has the master list of phalla players to light the bat signal?

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    EgosEgos Registered User regular
    because it always ends up well when people are pressured into playing :)

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    Egos wrote: »
    because it always ends up well when people are pressured into playing :)

    I mean, I personally sometimes miss the Signup thread post, so I appreciate it. Dunno if that's the case for most people, or if it's more "pressured to play".

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    EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited March 2016
    depends on the player and how long since they've played. if they are regulars who are still playing- think it's ok. it doesn't seem to work out as well with people who haven't played in 6 months or whatever

    i.e. they're too out of touch with current meta/playerbase or go inactive/borderline active. Though this is a small game, I'm think I've seen it have more ill results in the " mega games "/larger games. So I think it's a bit "oh Spectre is playing , now I kinda want to play too even though I don't have the time :D "

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    CythraulCythraul Registered User regular
    Fuck it, pressure EVERYONE to play! Peer pressure ftw! :D

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    LostNinjaLostNinja Registered User regular
    Egos wrote: »
    because it always ends up well when people are pressured into playing :)

    I never see it as pressuring as much as letting them know a new one has started. I don't usually scroll through the CF threads looking for new things and only know about new phallas because I bookmarked the main thread.

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    38thDoe38thDoe lets never be stupid again wait lets always be stupid foreverRegistered User regular
    Cythraul wrote: »
    Fuck it, pressure EVERYONE to play! Peer pressure ftw! :D

    Okay, okay.
    Signup.

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    I didn't edit the list in case someone else wanted to save/update their own version. If I missed someone please let me know but as far as I could tell that's everyone who has played since the new year. All two games :|

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    AustinP0027AustinP0027 Registered User regular
    !SignUp

    Hold on to your butts!

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    BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    When you gotta go, you gotta go.

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Oh I missed @TheRoadVirus ! This will not do!

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    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    Oh hey a dinosaur themed phalla sure why not !SignUp

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    Raiden333Raiden333 Registered User regular
    You have a T-Rex?

    There was a steam sig here. It's gone now.
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    KetBraKetBra Dressed Ridiculously Registered User regular
    When is this set to start?

    I have significant travel in the near future

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    38thDoe38thDoe lets never be stupid again wait lets always be stupid foreverRegistered User regular
    When we have 30 but not before Monday.

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    chamberlainchamberlain Registered User regular
    Sign up.

    Always looking for a future ex Mrs. Chamberlain.

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    schussschuss Registered User regular
    Fine, but don't expect me to enjoy it!

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    JusticeforPlutoJusticeforPluto Registered User regular
    edited March 2016
    Hold on to your butts.

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