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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    Pony wrote: »
    fuck I'm hungry

    fucking drugs give me the munchies like god damn

    Do they know why your spine is in open revolt?

    I'm waiting on that, they're deciding if they wanna send me for a CT or hold off because I've been CT'd a fair bit in the last six months and they don't want me to get like, y'know, hypercancer.

    Best they can figure it's probably just degenerative bone spurs crushing the nerves, which is something that they can do very little about non-surgically. Right now we're throwing drugs at it, seeing how I resond to that, and playing it by ear.

    rockrnger
  • TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    Pony wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    fuck I'm hungry

    fucking drugs give me the munchies like god damn

    Do they know why your spine is in open revolt?

    I'm waiting on that, they're deciding if they wanna send me for a CT or hold off because I've been CT'd a fair bit in the last six months and they don't want me to get like, y'know, hypercancer.

    Best they can figure it's probably just degenerative bone spurs crushing the nerves, which is something that they can do very little about non-surgically. Right now we're throwing drugs at it, seeing how I resond to that, and playing it by ear.

    I suggest time travel.

    Go a few hundred years in the future, get fixed up there, and come on back.

    Pony
  • cptruggedcptrugged Aim For The Top! Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    Trace wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    Trace wrote: »
    man

    the only time I wanna solve riddles is when I'm doing it for a ring

    is what his long-time girlfriend tells him

    neither one of us really wants to do the marriage thing actually. we've got two kids a house two cars a garage ectect

    We're basically married except without the stupid ceremony.

    (and the tax benefits)

    And a ton of other binding things that make things much easier to deal with as couple.

    But he's right, there's also plenty of downsides to such a link. Like combined income puts you out of range of some services you may be getting. The ability for creditors to go after both of you for one's indiscretion.

    Marriage is a lot more of a double edged sword than some realize. Though IMO, usually the positives outweigh the risks. Things that gay folks fought like hell to have. Like visitation rights for sick partners, etc.

    spool32
  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    ok guys I've got to take @Squeakel and friends to the ranch so they can go camping. Will be back in a few hours!

    I really want to see a video of @surrealitycheck taking a huge bite out of a bell pepper and grinning

    Necobloodyroarxxcptrugged21stCenturyHavelock2.0AtomikaChanusRMS OceanicDelmainwanderingDemonStacey815165Alazullsurrealitycheck
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    pony so high he asked Tube to change his name to Pegasus

    emnmnmeBeNarwhalHavelock2.0RMS OceanicDemonStacey
  • NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    ok guys I've got to take Squeakel and friends to the ranch so they can go camping. Will be back in a few hours!

    I really want to see a video of surrealitycheck taking a huge bite out of a bell pepper and grinning

    HE WOULD NEVER!

    HE HAS STANDARDS!

  • rockrngerrockrnger Registered User regular
    Pony wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    fuck I'm hungry

    fucking drugs give me the munchies like god damn

    Do they know why your spine is in open revolt?

    I'm waiting on that, they're deciding if they wanna send me for a CT or hold off because I've been CT'd a fair bit in the last six months and they don't want me to get like, y'know, hypercancer.

    Best they can figure it's probably just degenerative bone spurs crushing the nerves, which is something that they can do very little about non-surgically. Right now we're throwing drugs at it, seeing how I resond to that, and playing it by ear.

    Damn.

    I couldn't imagine how much that sucks.

    Respect for how well your taking it.

  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    I was so tired last night after work that chelle had to wake me up to hand me dinner, then I ate it half laying down like that sad video of drunk david hasselhoff eating a hamburger

    Aioua
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    pony so high he asked Tube to change his name to Pegasus

    dude that would be fucking sweet for real

    21stCenturyBeNarwhalRMS OceanicHakkekage815165
  • Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 Sufficiently Chill Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    ok guys I've got to take @Squeakel and friends to the ranch so they can go camping. Will be back in a few hours!

    I really want to see a video of @surrealitycheck taking a huge bite out of a bell pepper and grinning

    Maybe a tasty burger instead?

    I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
    surrealitycheck
  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    last friday i was doing a thing for a client and emailed him "can you power the computer on so I can finish doing the thing?"

    he replied but not until 4:30 and I was in the weeds and promptly forgot

    today he emails everybody saying "omg what's the status we have been waiting on the thing"

    random manager responds "going by the ticket notes, TL DR emailed you asking to have the computer powered on"

    at this point, I'm like oh dang I totally forgot he replied and now it's a problem

    BUT

    guy emails back "oh sorry I forgot to respond - go ahead and do the thing"

    WHEW

    DemonStacey
  • NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    One of my best friends has some degenerative bone disease that runs in her family. It killed her brother after a minor accident.

    Bone problems are awful.

  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    One of my best friends has some degenerative bone disease that runs in her family. It killed her brother after a minor accident.

    Bone problems are awful.
    osteogenesis imperfecta?

  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    There are a lot of sick options for a Pegasus avatar

    Like, a Lisa Frank rainbow behind a Pegasus but the rainbow is also made of flames and shit

    NecoHavelock2.0Pony
  • NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    Pony wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    pony so high he asked Tube to change his name to Pegasus

    dude that would be fucking sweet for real

    hmm

    we should all fund a pony to pegasus event for Matt!

    21stCenturyBeNarwhalPony
  • Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 Sufficiently Chill Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    There are a lot of sick options for a Pegasus avatar

    Like, a Lisa Frank rainbow behind a Pegasus but the rainbow is also made of flames and shit

    I had that trapper keeper

    I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
    desc
  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    There are a lot of sick options for a Pegasus avatar

    Like, a Lisa Frank rainbow behind a Pegasus but the rainbow is also made of flames and shit

    11999044_957672840960595_2123646154795890109_n.jpg?oh=71942171bdc48419e276044cc7bad2be&oe=5785348B

    NecoChanusP10descSTATE OF THE ART ROBOTKid Presentable21stCenturyArchSo It Goesjakobagger
  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    marriage is pretty dope

    it's nice that everyone gets to do it now

    919UOwT.png
    NecoDeebaserRMS OceanicdescAtomika
  • Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 Sufficiently Chill Registered User regular
    Actually it was a giant iguana spiking a volleyball and utterly destroying it but

    You know

    Same thing

    I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
    desc
  • DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    marriage is pretty dope

    it's nice that everyone gets to do it now

    parenthood remains butts

    Atomika
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    I read an article about Lisa Frank and she is this weird recluse. A school supply recluse.

  • TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    marriage is pretty dope

    it's nice that everyone gets to do it now

    It is. But it is grating when people tell me and the SO that we should get married because of reason A or because of reason B.

    Marriage is one of those decisions that really isn't anyone elses fucking business than the people who want to or don't want to get married.

    that's not aimed at anyone in here btw.

  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2016
    rockrnger wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    fuck I'm hungry

    fucking drugs give me the munchies like god damn

    Do they know why your spine is in open revolt?

    I'm waiting on that, they're deciding if they wanna send me for a CT or hold off because I've been CT'd a fair bit in the last six months and they don't want me to get like, y'know, hypercancer.

    Best they can figure it's probably just degenerative bone spurs crushing the nerves, which is something that they can do very little about non-surgically. Right now we're throwing drugs at it, seeing how I resond to that, and playing it by ear.

    Damn.

    I couldn't imagine how much that sucks.

    Respect for how well your taking it.

    I'm taking it by being on enough dilaudid to drop a bull moose right now

    The reality is I got maybe another 8-10 years at our current tech level before I'm in a wheelchair and I've just kinda come to terms with that the best I can

    Anti depressants and therapy help a lot there as much as can be had but y'know, I deal with suicidal ideation and stuff from time to time, there's reasons y'all see me disappear from chat for weeks at a time

    I am doing as best as can be done in my circumstance, I think. I have a lot of help and tools at my disposal that I use to the best of my ability, I have people in my life who love me and care about me and help me and I rely on them and allow them to help me.

    Life is as it is, the wheel rolls forward.

    Pony on
    RMS OceanicHavelock2.0rockrngerTL DRBeNarwhal
  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    marriage is pretty dope

    it's nice that everyone gets to do it now

    parenthood remains butts

    just wait until he can play

    919UOwT.png
  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    edited March 2016
    I just had an hour long call with a remote user.

    Thank god the third reboot fixed it.

    Aioua on
    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    marriage is pretty dope

    it's nice that everyone gets to do it now

    *some incestuous twins sadly look in from the outside*

  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    TL DR wrote: »
    Guys this chat has become pretty NSFW. You should all be ashamed.

    now watch me fashion a SFW [chat] out of a tin can and fishing twine

    So I tried it after watching a youtube video but I still managed to cut my dick...

    amateur.


    Arch wrote: »

    I never expected this burn from captain bushmeat
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    pony so high he asked Tube to change his name to Pegasus

    dude that would be fucking sweet for real

    hmm

    we should all fund a pony to pegasus event for Matt!

    That would be amazing

    I hate my current forum name but I have never been able to get in on the whole paid name changes thing so

    I would definitely change my name to Pegasus

    Neco
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Pony wrote: »
    Neco wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    pony so high he asked Tube to change his name to Pegasus

    dude that would be fucking sweet for real

    hmm

    we should all fund a pony to pegasus event for Matt!

    That would be amazing

    I hate my current forum name but I have never been able to get in on the whole paid name changes thing so

    I would definitely change my name to Pegasus

    I remember when you wanted to be Tithonus.

  • DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    marriage is pretty dope

    it's nice that everyone gets to do it now

    parenthood remains butts

    just wait until he can play

    he can play now.
    cant roll a ball for shit, but peekaboo world champ

    Gooey815165ChanusemnmnmeRMS Oceanica5ehren
  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    edited March 2016
    Nicholas Goddard, educated at Oxford University, has taught chemical engineering at the University of Manchester for almost 25 years, publishing many scientific papers and rising to position of lead tutor on three courses.

    However it emerged earlier this month that millions of people across the world have watched the lecturer perform as Old Nick in dozens of pornographic films which he recorded while working as a professor.

    Although the university initially suspended Mr Goddard while they investigated the matter, it emerged yesterday (MON) that he has formally resigned.

    Speaking to the Sun when his secret came out, he said: “There is such hypocrisy with people watching porn then complaining about those who act in it.
    “Why would students and staff be happy to watch it, but unhappy when they see who stars in them? “Especially as I know that on evenings and weekends, 75 per cent of web traffic on the university’s server is accessing porn."

    “I don’t get paid much, mainly travel expenses.
    “Sometimes you do things that you regret later while under stress. But I’ve given it up since January, it’s too much for me now."

    bloodyroarxx on
    Yeah man, I tell ya what, man, that dang ol' internet, man, you just go in on there and point and click, talk about w-w-dot-w-com, mean you got the naked chicks on there, man, just go click, click, click, click, click, it's real easy, man.
    DemonStacey815165
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    Pony wrote: »
    Neco wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    pony so high he asked Tube to change his name to Pegasus

    dude that would be fucking sweet for real

    hmm

    we should all fund a pony to pegasus event for Matt!

    That would be amazing

    I hate my current forum name but I have never been able to get in on the whole paid name changes thing so

    I would definitely change my name to Pegasus

    I remember when you wanted to be Tithonus.

    Tithonus would also be acceptable, but Pegasus is a hilarious suggestion and isn't an obscure Greek mythology reference that I have to explain.

  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    old nick

    919UOwT.png
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    I also remember your original forum appearance before events made it untenable.

  • kedinikkedinik Registered User regular
    I think it is HIGHLY ILLUMINATING that regions tend to search for porn involving the populations they have oppressed

    Like holy shit

    Who could forget the systematic hentai purges of aught nine.

  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    @spool32

    I'm not sure what's going on but I'm excited

    *begins dreaming up vegan tamale recipes*

    I guess last week I made a southwestern pasta salad that was v nice

    Farfalle pasta
    Green salsa (not made by hand, my shame)
    Sun dried tomatoes
    Pan roasted corn
    Vegan chorizo from trader joe's
    olive oil
    pepper jack cheese
    Black beans
    Green bell pepper
    Olive oil, garlic, onions, cilantro (omit if u think cilantro is gross)
    Jalepenos
    Cholula
    Lime

    Cook the chorizo and the corn, and set aside to cool

    In a bowl mix all of the vegetables (onions, bell pepper, black beans, sundried tomatoes, jalepenos) with the salsa and cholula. Add some lime juice

    cook the pasta a minute under al dente, shock and cool with water

    drain well, toss with vegetables and salsa mixture. Add the cheese, corn, chorizo, and olive oil, stir to combine. Chill for an hour in the fridge, then eat with some cilantro, avocado, and fresh lime, and some cholula

    spool32Havelock2.0
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    Chat has been so confusing lately

    how so?

    I like confusing chat. It is where I shine the brightest. :P

    All these riddles and scoring and page numbers and

    It all feels like a feverish dream

    Elki wrote: »

    Casual Eddy: best poster 2014.
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Casual Eddy: best poster of 2015

    gotta update that stuff man
    Neco
  • TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    http://phys.org/news/2016-03-nasa-space-unmanned-orbiting-craft.html
    NASA to test fire in space by burning unmanned orbiting craft

    I fucking love NASA

    BeNarwhal
  • milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    God dammit I missed the Aesop Rock riddle and I would have gotten it instantly.

    I ate an engineer
    Juliuswandering
  • CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    Qdoba sent me a coupon for buy one entree get one free, so I just ate two burritos. I've made a huge mistake.

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