Every [chat] a Painting

DasUberEdward

Every Frame a Painting takes a look into the gorgeous and nuanced world of cinema with a critical eye that does not alienate the viewer with the P-word but instead invites them to look deeper into many of the films that we all know and love.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UE3jz_O_EM

What's up with all of those cuts?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1PCtIaM_GQ

Why are these fighty men just so darn fighty?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doaQC-S8de8

okay quit moving you guys i'm trying to make movie film. oh wait no stay moving thats sweet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWEjxkkB8Xs

i promise it'll be funny if you trip lol

Organichu

Wildcard, bitches!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYtjpIwamos

Gooby turned over his alt-chat rights to me. In his honor, we will pay homage to the greatest fake-Texan ever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJH-5G9NqHw



oil!



cowboy boots!

Yoshisummons

This where the wild things are?

rockrnger

Clap
Clap

Clap clap

Deep the the heart of Texas

Doodmann

Pulling.Them.Off

emnmnme

Honk

emnmnme wrote: »

Hello I would like a horsemeat burger please.

One for my horse also.

Sleep

How'd the last chat get to 90+ pages, I thought we were in the 80s did, did we unlock the code, did we break the cycle?

Hakkekage

Chu the usurper

We shall make an example of him

Hoist the pikes

SniperGuy

Sleep wrote: »

How'd the last chat get to 90+ pages, I thought we were in the 80s did, did we unlock the code, did we break the cycle?

I keep missing these bits and all I can tell is it seems the chat thread is shrinking and disappearing or something and that's worrying.

Neco

Sleep wrote: »

How'd the last chat get to 90+ pages, I thought we were in the 80s did, did we unlock the code, did we break the cycle?

Yes

We have to answer the riddles.

credeiki

Sleep wrote: »

How'd the last chat get to 90+ pages, I thought we were in the 80s did, did we unlock the code, did we break the cycle?

There were like 50 pages of solving riddles from Elki, and each correct answer returned a page. I do not know how many riddles remain unsolved.

Harry Dresden

Sleep wrote: »

How'd the last chat get to 90+ pages, I thought we were in the 80s did, did we unlock the code, did we break the cycle?

Magic.

Chanus

Sleep wrote: »

How'd the last chat get to 90+ pages, I thought we were in the 80s did, did we unlock the code, did we break the cycle?

if you read any of the first like 80 pages of the previous [chat] you'll see someone asking the same question and answer being provided

solving the riddles extends [chat] pages

Chanus

why did that come out snarky

i didn't mean that to be snarky

dang it

Elki

Geth, recycle the thread on page 95

Geth

Affirmative Elki. Thread will be recycled after 95 pages.

Grape Ape

Chanus wrote: »

Sleep wrote: »

How'd the last chat get to 90+ pages, I thought we were in the 80s did, did we unlock the code, did we break the cycle?

if you read any of the first like 80 pages of the previous [chat] you'll see someone asking the same question and answer being provided

solving the riddles extends [chat] pages

I feel like we should have a riddle sticky thread.

DasUberEdward

i don't like my OP anymore

can we burn it to the ground and submit that cinema is art and art can be art with any interpretation

SniperGuy

When is a door not a door? is my favorite riddle.

credeiki

I want a samovar.

@Hakkekage google suggests Persian samovars and not just Russian samovars--is this a big thing, would you say?

Solomaxwell6

I thought Spool was the greatest fake Texan ever.

RMS Oceanic

@Elki

Ooooliver Cromwell, Lord Protector of England (and his Warts!)

Hakkekage

Elki is a terrible Sphinx who enjoys toying with his prey with esoteric riddles

But now i know the answers

Honk

Way 2 b snark Chane-dawg

credeiki

Cinders

*munches on salad*

today sucks

Hakkekage

credeiki wrote: »

I want a samovar.

Hakkekage google suggests Persian samovars and not just Russian samovars--is this a big thing, would you say?

yes but mostly for decorative purposes

there are more modern samovars you can actually brew a damn cup of tea in

Honk

Cinders wrote: »

*munches on salad*

today sucks

I'm gonna pizza in like 1 hour.

Har har har.

Gorgonzola probably.

Neco

I feel so lucky to have the roommate that I have. The last eight months or so have been really fucking awful for me, like to the point of genuinely considering suicide.

I tried to move and had 0 luck finding a place. And then I literally bumped into an omd friend that I haven't seen in about eleven years. She was looking for a roommate. I got the place I am in now three days before homelessness.

Hakkekage

to clarify neco the awesome is not for your depression but for your fortuitous encounter leading to housing

credeiki

Hakkekage wrote: »

credeiki wrote: »

I want a samovar.

Hakkekage google suggests Persian samovars and not just Russian samovars--is this a big thing, would you say?

yes but mostly for decorative purposes

there are more modern samovars you can actually brew a damn cup of tea in

yeah I mean I have not actually met Russian people who use samovars instead of electric heaters but



they're really nice.

Cinders

I think I am going to start calling friends after work. Feeling mortality in an odd way.

Elki

Please, ladies and gentlemen, be patient. Before we go on we must get acquainted with the rules. You can't properly participate if you don't fully understand the rules.

Chanus

Elki wrote: »

Please, ladies and gentlemen, be patient. Before we go on we must get acquainted with the rules. You can't properly participate if you don't fully understand the rules.

that's what they said when i built this helicopter BUT I SHOWED THEM

*crashes*

Chanus

cptrugged wrote: »

Did anyone see the 4th season of House of Cards?

Was it better than the 3rd? The 3rd disappointed me enough to make me want to wait for word of mouth on 4.

i haven't seen it but i've heard a lot of people being like "oh man how did i just realize this show is actually stupid?"

Honk

cptrugged wrote: »

Did anyone see the 4th season of House of Cards?

Was it better than the 3rd? The 3rd disappointed me enough to make me want to wait for word of mouth on 4.

It was better but still bland I thought.

Hakkekage

credeiki wrote: »

Hakkekage wrote: »

credeiki wrote: »

I want a samovar.

Hakkekage google suggests Persian samovars and not just Russian samovars--is this a big thing, would you say?

yes but mostly for decorative purposes

there are more modern samovars you can actually brew a damn cup of tea in

yeah I mean I have not actually met Russian people who use samovars instead of electric heaters but



they're really nice.

I'm pretty sure my grandma has the one on the left in her house

We have a very decorative, non-functional gold one in our house

and I had a little fake one made of tin and decorated with paint when i was a kid

BeNarwhal

Neco wrote: »

I feel so lucky to have the roommate that I have. The last eight months or so have been really fucking awful for me, like to the point of genuinely considering suicide.

I tried to move and had 0 luck finding a place. And then I literally bumped into an omd friend that I haven't seen in about eleven years. She was looking for a roommate. I got the place I am in now three days before homelessness.

We call this the "Deus Ex Maisonica" in the homelessness business

(Yay I am very very happy for you !)

Grape Ape

DasUberEdward wrote: »

i don't like my OP anymore

can we burn it to the ground and submit that cinema is art and art can be art with any interpretation

Worth for the Jackie Chan EFAP, alone. It's great!

credeiki

Wouldn't it be nice to have a samovar on my coffee table looking all nice, and then I could just drink a million cups of somewhat diluted tea over the course of an afternoon

I think my brain melted during a 4.5 hour-long meeting and only tea can restore it.