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  • Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Nickie was kind enough to take Henry to the store with her so I could have some peace, and when she's leaving she asks him "Do you want to take the truck or the Volkswagen" and he pauses a second and goes "boatwagon!" And we laugh and she says "No, do you want to take the car or the truck?" and he says "No, boatwagon!"

    And we realize he now thinks there's a third option that combines two things he loves, a boat and a wagon. And now he thinks we're trying to hide the existence of the mythical vehicle by making him choose between the car and the truck instead.

    And when he gets out to the garage and there is no boatwagon he melts down and ends up strapped into the seat in the truck bawling "Boatwagon! Boatwagon!" over and over...

    welcome to life kid

    rip your dreams

    Life is just one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.

  • MrMisterMrMister Jesus dying on the cross in pain? Morally better than us. One has to go "all in".Registered User regular
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    These avocados do not look ripe at all!

  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Furrin languages pft.

    Learn American!

    ""Merikan-To-English Phrasebook: How to Speak Velveeta"

    baar:beer
    coke:soft drink
    abloobloo:gun control


    and so on

    Had someone so damn country the other day they said they got a "yall" truck. I was like wtf is a yall truck? He's says "yall truck" and points to the UHAUL truck outside.

  • NecoNeco In My Restless Dreams Registered User regular
    Coinage wrote: »
    What I'm trying to say here is Neco are you related to me?
    New York parents are the worst
    You're just jealous that you didn't get into Julliard because you only did boring stuff as a baby.

    Are you a sushi too?

  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    wandering wrote: »
    Nickie was kind enough to take Henry to the store with her so I could have some peace, and when she's leaving she asks him "Do you want to take the truck or the Volkswagen" and he pauses a second and goes "boatwagon!" And we laugh and she says "No, do you want to take the car or the truck?" and he says "No, boatwagon!"

    And we realize he now thinks there's a third option that combines two things he loves, a boat and a wagon. And now he thinks we're trying to hide the existence of the mythical vehicle by making him choose between the car and the truck instead.

    And when he gets out to the garage and there is no boatwagon he melts down and ends up strapped into the seat in the truck bawling "Boatwagon! Boatwagon!" over and over...

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    Sweet, while I'm going back in time to fix donut case wiring I'll make sure to stop off in the period when White Man Ruled The Earth and pick up a boatwagon.

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  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Someone's making grilled chicken and it smells so good.

    PSN: Honkalot
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    ugh

    is there any worse sound than the dryer being finished?

    i need a laundry robot

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    MrMister wrote: »
    WDJt856.jpg

    These avocados do not look ripe at all!

    You've never seen a ripe Ass Avocado before?

  • davidsdurionsdavidsdurions Your Trusty Meatshield Panhandle NebraskaRegistered User regular
    MrMister wrote: »
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    These avocados do not look ripe at all!

    You don't do marketing for a living, do you?

  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator, Administrator admin
    MrMister wrote: »
    These avocados do not look ripe at all!

    Nor do they look like ass.

  • milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    MrMister wrote: »
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    These avocados do not look ripe at all!

    No, "ripe ass" is the brand of avocados, notable for their distinguishing "sumo wrestler shit left in the sun" odor.

    I ate an engineer
  • 815165815165 Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    ugh

    is there any worse sound than the dryer being finished?

    i need a laundry robot

    i need a job

    will work for min wage if you cover the commute

  • Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    wandering wrote: »
    Nickie was kind enough to take Henry to the store with her so I could have some peace, and when she's leaving she asks him "Do you want to take the truck or the Volkswagen" and he pauses a second and goes "boatwagon!" And we laugh and she says "No, do you want to take the car or the truck?" and he says "No, boatwagon!"

    And we realize he now thinks there's a third option that combines two things he loves, a boat and a wagon. And now he thinks we're trying to hide the existence of the mythical vehicle by making him choose between the car and the truck instead.

    And when he gets out to the garage and there is no boatwagon he melts down and ends up strapped into the seat in the truck bawling "Boatwagon! Boatwagon!" over and over...

    tWGgWtM.jpg

    Sweet, while I'm going back in time to fix donut case wiring I'll make sure to stop off in the period when White Man Ruled The Earth and pick up a boatwagon.

    Trump 2016

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    815165 wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    ugh

    is there any worse sound than the dryer being finished?

    i need a laundry robot

    i need a job

    will work for min wage if you cover the commute

    hmm

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited May 2016
    Chanus wrote: »
    ugh

    is there any worse sound than the dryer being finished?

    i need a laundry robot

    My dryer plays Schubert's Piano Quintet in A major, D. 667. Also known as the "Trout Quintet."

    matt has a problem on
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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    I need some local friends to come shoot the shit while I take my kids to the park

    Park cocktails ? Park cocktails .

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • 815165815165 Registered User regular
    also i am very unreliable which is why i don't have a job

    unreliable but honest!

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Chanus wrote: »
    ugh

    is there any worse sound than the dryer being finished?

    i need a laundry robot

    My dryer plays Schubert's Piano Quintet in A major, D. 667. Also known as the "Trout Quintet."

    just awful

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    edited May 2016
    You know what? I think Obama is the hottest First Lady.

    zepherin on
  • NecoNeco In My Restless Dreams Registered User regular
    Would Clinton be the first man or the first gentleman

  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    ugh

    is there any worse sound than the dryer being finished?

    i need a laundry robot

    You already have a laundry robot.

    What you want is a better laundry robot.

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • 815165815165 Registered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    Would Clinton be the first man or the first gentleman

    i think we all know the answer to that

  • A Kobold's KoboldA Kobold's Kobold He/Him MississippiRegistered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    Would Clinton be the first man or the first gentleman

    The latter, I think.

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  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    I basically have zero money until tomorrow, so not sure what to get for dinner.

    I desperately crave potato croquettes but those are really only good with dead cow and dead cow doesn't grow on trees you know.

    PSN: Honkalot
  • SealSeal Registered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    Would Clinton be the first man or the first gentleman
    First Dude.

  • wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    the first ladykiller

  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    TTODewback wrote: »
    I heard @Hakkekage crushed some sort of leg movement event
    Congratulations, you are pro leg mover!
    Jimmy, show her what she's won!
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    Om nom nom thx u @TTODewback

    That reminds me I meant to post this for @P10 @DasUberEdward
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    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
  • Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    zepherin wrote: »
    You know what? I think Obama is the hottest First Lady.

    Sophie Gregoire-Trudeau:
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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    First Bro

  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    wandering wrote: »
    the first ladykiller

    You know the first time Hillary takes an overseas trip he'll be all "No, no, it's fine, I'll just relax around the White House, I don't need to come too."


    deet doot doot deet deet doot deet


    "Heyyyyyyyy Monica, guess who's got the "O"val Office back!"

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  • NecoNeco In My Restless Dreams Registered User regular
    815165 wrote: »
    Neco wrote: »
    Would Clinton be the first man or the first gentleman

    i think we all know the answer to that

    Is the answer TRUMP?

  • Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    wandering wrote: »
    the first ladykiller

    You know the first time Hillary takes an overseas trip he'll be all "No, no, it's fine, I'll just relax around the White House, I don't need to come too."


    deet doot doot deet deet doot deet


    "Heyyyyyyyy Monica, guess who's got the "O"val Office back!"

    Interesting choice of words.

  • 815165815165 Registered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    815165 wrote: »
    Neco wrote: »
    Would Clinton be the first man or the first gentleman

    i think we all know the answer to that

    Is the answer TRUMP?

    i rly hope not :<

  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    man it's almost 12:30 and i haven't wasted my day playing a video game yet

    i've just wasted it making and eating breakfast and then dicking around on the internet

    I've wasted it watching deadwood

    fuck gendered marketing
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Elldren wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    man it's almost 12:30 and i haven't wasted my day playing a video game yet

    i've just wasted it making and eating breakfast and then dicking around on the internet

    I've wasted it watching deadwood

    i should do that some time

    i've heard good things

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    815165 wrote: »
    Neco wrote: »
    815165 wrote: »
    Neco wrote: »
    Would Clinton be the first man or the first gentleman

    i think we all know the answer to that

    Is the answer TRUMP?

    i rly hope not :<
    If trump is elected, he would have the hottest First Lady.

  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Elldren wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    man it's almost 12:30 and i haven't wasted my day playing a video game yet

    i've just wasted it making and eating breakfast and then dicking around on the internet

    I've wasted it watching deadwood

    I noticed it was only 1pm at some point and thought the day seemed endless so I watched video-game goof videos on youtube until time was finite again.

    PSN: Honkalot
  • 815165815165 Registered User regular
    why has no one made a CGI jerk city movie yet

    be next schindler's list

  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Grilled cheese, strawberries, and a planned portion of salt and vinegar chips. So good.

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  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    who is buying Overwatch

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