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Nickie was kind enough to take Henry to the store with her so I could have some peace, and when she's leaving she asks him "Do you want to take the truck or the Volkswagen" and he pauses a second and goes "boatwagon!" And we laugh and she says "No, do you want to take the car or the truck?" and he says "No, boatwagon!"
And we realize he now thinks there's a third option that combines two things he loves, a boat and a wagon. And now he thinks we're trying to hide the existence of the mythical vehicle by making him choose between the car and the truck instead.
And when he gets out to the garage and there is no boatwagon he melts down and ends up strapped into the seat in the truck bawling "Boatwagon! Boatwagon!" over and over...
welcome to life kid
rip your dreams
Life is just one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.
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MrMisterJesus dying on the cross in pain? Morally better than us. One has to go "all in".Registered Userregular
""Merikan-To-English Phrasebook: How to Speak Velveeta"
baar:beer
coke:soft drink
abloobloo:gun control
and so on
Had someone so damn country the other day they said they got a "yall" truck. I was like wtf is a yall truck? He's says "yall truck" and points to the UHAUL truck outside.
Nickie was kind enough to take Henry to the store with her so I could have some peace, and when she's leaving she asks him "Do you want to take the truck or the Volkswagen" and he pauses a second and goes "boatwagon!" And we laugh and she says "No, do you want to take the car or the truck?" and he says "No, boatwagon!"
And we realize he now thinks there's a third option that combines two things he loves, a boat and a wagon. And now he thinks we're trying to hide the existence of the mythical vehicle by making him choose between the car and the truck instead.
And when he gets out to the garage and there is no boatwagon he melts down and ends up strapped into the seat in the truck bawling "Boatwagon! Boatwagon!" over and over...
Sweet, while I'm going back in time to fix donut case wiring I'll make sure to stop off in the period when White Man Ruled The Earth and pick up a boatwagon.
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HonkHonk is this poster.Registered User, __BANNED USERSregular
Someone's making grilled chicken and it smells so good.
PSN: Honkalot
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ChanusHarbinger of the Spicy Rooster ApocalypseThe Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderatormod
ugh
is there any worse sound than the dryer being finished?
Nickie was kind enough to take Henry to the store with her so I could have some peace, and when she's leaving she asks him "Do you want to take the truck or the Volkswagen" and he pauses a second and goes "boatwagon!" And we laugh and she says "No, do you want to take the car or the truck?" and he says "No, boatwagon!"
And we realize he now thinks there's a third option that combines two things he loves, a boat and a wagon. And now he thinks we're trying to hide the existence of the mythical vehicle by making him choose between the car and the truck instead.
And when he gets out to the garage and there is no boatwagon he melts down and ends up strapped into the seat in the truck bawling "Boatwagon! Boatwagon!" over and over...
Sweet, while I'm going back in time to fix donut case wiring I'll make sure to stop off in the period when White Man Ruled The Earth and pick up a boatwagon.
Trump 2016
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ChanusHarbinger of the Spicy Rooster ApocalypseThe Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderatormod
is there any worse sound than the dryer being finished?
i need a laundry robot
You already have a laundry robot.
What you want is a better laundry robot.
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
You know the first time Hillary takes an overseas trip he'll be all "No, no, it's fine, I'll just relax around the White House, I don't need to come too."
deet doot doot deet deet doot deet
"Heyyyyyyyy Monica, guess who's got the "O"val Office back!"
You know the first time Hillary takes an overseas trip he'll be all "No, no, it's fine, I'll just relax around the White House, I don't need to come too."
deet doot doot deet deet doot deet
"Heyyyyyyyy Monica, guess who's got the "O"val Office back!"
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Life is just one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.
These avocados do not look ripe at all!
Had someone so damn country the other day they said they got a "yall" truck. I was like wtf is a yall truck? He's says "yall truck" and points to the UHAUL truck outside.
Are you a sushi too?
Sweet, while I'm going back in time to fix donut case wiring I'll make sure to stop off in the period when White Man Ruled The Earth and pick up a boatwagon.
is there any worse sound than the dryer being finished?
i need a laundry robot
You've never seen a ripe Ass Avocado before?
Rock Band DLC | GW:OttW - arrcd | WLD - Thortar
You don't do marketing for a living, do you?
Nor do they look like ass.
No, "ripe ass" is the brand of avocados, notable for their distinguishing "sumo wrestler shit left in the sun" odor.
i need a job
will work for min wage if you cover the commute
Trump 2016
hmm
My dryer plays Schubert's Piano Quintet in A major, D. 667. Also known as the "Trout Quintet."
Park cocktails ? Park cocktails .
unreliable but honest!
just awful
You already have a laundry robot.
What you want is a better laundry robot.
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
i think we all know the answer to that
The latter, I think.
I desperately crave potato croquettes but those are really only good with dead cow and dead cow doesn't grow on trees you know.
Om nom nom thx u @TTODewback
That reminds me I meant to post this for @P10 @DasUberEdward
NNID: Hakkekage
Sophie Gregoire-Trudeau:
You know the first time Hillary takes an overseas trip he'll be all "No, no, it's fine, I'll just relax around the White House, I don't need to come too."
deet doot doot deet deet doot deet
"Heyyyyyyyy Monica, guess who's got the "O"val Office back!"
Is the answer TRUMP?
Interesting choice of words.
i rly hope not :<
I've wasted it watching deadwood
i should do that some time
i've heard good things
I noticed it was only 1pm at some point and thought the day seemed endless so I watched video-game goof videos on youtube until time was finite again.
be next schindler's list