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    SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    no wait

    can you feel the struggle within?
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    Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    I am an aligator -- in a swamp?

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    P10 wrote: »
    i am a swamp

    *Taps P10*
    *Casts Dark Ritual*

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    I am a Lordaeron footman who'd rather be sailing

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    I haven't even been here for a fucking half hour yet and I'm already on call number motherfucking 3 from my boss.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Quick question

    Going to a baby shower on Saturday

    What kind of umbrella do I bring?

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    I can't find any baby-repellent ones on Amazon

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    But seriously my question is - no registry was posted on the invite. Is it a social faux pas to directly ask my pregnant friend if there is one?

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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    So I guess Obama is good at speeches

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    SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    Just give money.

    can you feel the struggle within?
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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    I am in a sardine can of a subway

    New Yooooork moist buttcrack sweat dungeooooon

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    drez i would bring pacifiers filled with ecstasy and a bottle of champagne to make it rain

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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    Six wrote: »
    Just give money.
    Money and a pack of diapers.

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    So I guess Obama is good at speeches

    Good at speech, good at policy, good at being hot.

    Pick two.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Six wrote: »
    Just give money.

    Well I will if that's the last option, but I want to find out if there is a registry. Is it wrong to just ask her?

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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    So I guess Obama is good at speeches

    Good at speech, good at policy, good at being hot.

    Pick two.
    I pick all of the above.

    your move.

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited July 2016
    I am skelly jelly?
    http://m.imgur.com/3oboX?r

    Ludious on
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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    On the way to North Carolina from dc the air conditioning in my car broke

    So I stopped at a 7 11 immediately and bought a cooler and a bag of ice and stuck that in my car and spent the whole trip eating ice and slathering ice across my body because I was legitimately concerned about heat stroke

    Also drank Gatorade because I correctly figured I would sweat out every bit of salt in my body

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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    Drez wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    Just give money.

    Well I will if that's the last option, but I want to find out if there is a registry. Is it wrong to just ask her?
    No, it's ok to ask her where she is registered at.

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    This heat kills AC like... Umm heat.. Killing ac

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    electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    It would be super-great if I could be not sick for a while body xkthxbai

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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    Six wrote: »
    Just give her the d.

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    ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    hullo swamps of [chat]

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    AresProphetAresProphet Registered User regular
    On the way to North Carolina from dc the air conditioning in my car broke

    So I stopped at a 7 11 immediately and bought a cooler and a bag of ice and stuck that in my car and spent the whole trip eating ice and slathering ice across my body

    o- oh my

    ex9pxyqoxf6e.png
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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    I am in a sardine can of a subway

    New Yooooork moist buttcrack sweat dungeooooon

    concrete jungle where sweat is made from

    just rolls down your bum

    I'm talking Newwwww Yorrrrrrk

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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    So I guess Obama is good at speeches

    Good at speech, good at policy, good at being hot.

    Pick two.

    speech and hot so i'll be voting for trump thank you very much

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    ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    im wearing long sleeves at the equator y'all can sweat too

    aRkpc.gif
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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    I am skelly jelly?
    http://m.imgur.com/3oboX?r

    i'm gonna legit have nightmares

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    I am skelly jelly?
    http://m.imgur.com/3oboX?r

    i'm gonna legit have nightmares

    I am skeleton jelly

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    Just give her the d.

    It's a baby shower.

    She already got the d

    can you feel the struggle within?
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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    It genuinely thought it was friday today.

    PSN: Honkalot
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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    I am

    Skeleton jelly

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Nine.

    Nine fucking phone calls.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    Nine.

    Nine fucking phone calls.

    Join the IT department of a health business, they said...

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    My brain is full of tiny animals

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    My brain is full of tiny animals

    Do not feed them a magic growing potion

    You will have a headache

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    I made queso blanco and it came out really boring. I am gonna melt it and add salt, lime, and jalapeño and dip chips in it. That should fix everything.

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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    I made queso blanco and it came out really boring. I am gonna melt it and add salt, lime, and jalapeño and dip chips in it. That should fix everything.

    make chilaquiles with mole and then top it with this

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    I have acquired a piece of flint and a steel firestriker.

    It's pretty awesome. I made sparks.

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    I am too tired for this shit

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