I'm looking back at the last few candidates and it seems like the GOP generally put together candidates who seem like better lovers than the Democrat candidates. Outside of Clinton and Obama the Democrats have no candidates for an all-star fuckfest, whereas Romney and W both seem like they'd be animals. I mean, that's 2 v 2 sure, but I feel like Gore and Kerry are both detracting from the total score.
Who do you think laid the meanest pipe, like, historically?
Do you go with a softball easy answer like Kennedy? The well-documented fuck machine Warren G. Harding? Or do you gamble on a lesser known?
14,900 more Clinton emails have been found (I guess? It sounds like the FBI had access to them the entire time?). Finally, after more than 20 years, they'll have the damning evidence they've needed to sink Clinton's ship.
I'm not sure of the specifics, but my understanding is these emails have already been checked by the Benghazi committee, so I doubt there's anything there or we'd have heard about it already.
I'm looking back at the last few candidates and it seems like the GOP generally put together candidates who seem like better lovers than the Democrat candidates. Outside of Clinton and Obama the Democrats have no candidates for an all-star fuckfest, whereas Romney and W both seem like they'd be animals. I mean, that's 2 v 2 sure, but I feel like Gore and Kerry are both detracting from the total score.
Who do you think laid the meanest pipe, like, historically?
Do you go with a softball easy answer like Kennedy? The well-documented fuck machine Warren G. Harding? Or do you gamble on a lesser known?
Did Chester A. Arthur have mad dick game?
Honestly I'd probably say W is a solid guess. I bet he has a really average penis, but he's the most likely President to have really spent some time learning to get down. Plus he can leverage his natural fun, whimsical demeanour to ensure that intercourse is always a worthwhile experience.
Metzger MeisterIt Gets Worsebefore it gets any better.Registered Userregular
Tim Kaine seems like the better lay between the VPs. Harmonica playing skills obviously correlate to INCREDIBLE oral sex skills. And he'd probably not take it all seriously, and if you can't have fun in the bedroom then what's the point?
Just like, urgent and powerful, yet giving and completely attuned to the needs of his partner. A real non-stop fuck tornado. What if it isn't about the money for Melania? What if it's about that incredible D?
I dunno, didn't one of his wives say that he's basically a never-nude
Ben Carson has had seven orgasms in his life and he cried each time, standing up with his shirt and socks still on. Like deep, wracking sobs of confusion while his wife just gently holds him and says "sssshhhhhhhh"
I'm looking back at the last few candidates and it seems like the GOP generally put together candidates who seem like better lovers than the Democrat candidates. Outside of Clinton and Obama the Democrats have no candidates for an all-star fuckfest, whereas Romney and W both seem like they'd be animals. I mean, that's 2 v 2 sure, but I feel like Gore and Kerry are both detracting from the total score.
Who do you think laid the meanest pipe, like, historically?
Do you go with a softball easy answer like Kennedy? The well-documented fuck machine Warren G. Harding? Or do you gamble on a lesser known?
Did Chester A. Arthur have mad dick game?
Well, LBJ had a famously gigantic cock, and the swagger to match it.
I'd bet Lincoln fucked like an absolute animal in his younger days.
I have to wonder how the stress of being leader of the free world must impact one's lovemaking ability, though
Does it grow more or less powerful?
Probably depends on how much empathy ya got going on.
Easier for some, to turn off Russians bombing Syrian civilians, or a 14 yr old suicide bomber killing 50 people at wedding.
I'd be doing way more cuddling/spooning if the job happened to me.
14,900 more Clinton emails have been found (I guess? It sounds like the FBI had access to them the entire time?). Finally, after more than 20 years, they'll have the damning evidence they've needed to sink Clinton's ship.
contents of 14,900 e-mails: get a bigger dick in 2 weeks, trust me I'm a doctor
I have to wonder how the stress of being leader of the free world must impact one's lovemaking ability, though
Does it grow more or less powerful?
Probably depends on how much empathy ya got going on.
Easier for some, to turn off Russians bombing Syrian civilians, or a 14 yr old suicide bomber killing 50 people at wedding.
I'd be doing way more cuddling/spooning if the job happened to me.
Yeah but you have the power to launch nukes
Like, you could nuke anyone if you needed to. Nobody is safe. You have the most powerful arsenal of weaponry in history at your disposal, should it be necessary
That's got to get the blood pumping
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I'm looking back at the last few candidates and it seems like the GOP generally put together candidates who seem like better lovers than the Democrat candidates. Outside of Clinton and Obama the Democrats have no candidates for an all-star fuckfest, whereas Romney and W both seem like they'd be animals. I mean, that's 2 v 2 sure, but I feel like Gore and Kerry are both detracting from the total score.
Who do you think laid the meanest pipe, like, historically?
Do you go with a softball easy answer like Kennedy? The well-documented fuck machine Warren G. Harding? Or do you gamble on a lesser known?
Did Chester A. Arthur have mad dick game?
Well, LBJ had a famously gigantic cock, and the swagger to match it.
I'd bet Lincoln fucked like an absolute animal in his younger days.
Then of course there's Taft. Rhymes with...
Lincoln did nothing in bed that could be referred to as "layin' pipe"
a friend of mine posted on Facebook "your girlfriend is thinking of Justin Trudeau while you go down on her" and the only response I could muster was "probably"
I have to wonder how the stress of being leader of the free world must impact one's lovemaking ability, though
Does it grow more or less powerful?
Probably depends on how much empathy ya got going on.
Easier for some, to turn off Russians bombing Syrian civilians, or a 14 yr old suicide bomber killing 50 people at wedding.
I'd be doing way more cuddling/spooning if the job happened to me.
Yeah but you have the power to launch nukes
Like, you could nuke anyone if you needed to. Nobody is safe. You have the most powerful arsenal of weaponry in history at your disposal, should it be necessary
That's got to get the blood pumping
I wonder what the nuclear football situation is.
"look buddy, I need you to hang around just in case.
I mean, uh... You can watch if you like"
a friend of mine posted on Facebook "your girlfriend is thinking of Justin Trudeau while you go down on her" and the only response I could muster was "probably"
The proper response is "so was I."
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Metzger MeisterIt Gets Worsebefore it gets any better.Registered Userregular
I'm looking back at the last few candidates and it seems like the GOP generally put together candidates who seem like better lovers than the Democrat candidates. Outside of Clinton and Obama the Democrats have no candidates for an all-star fuckfest, whereas Romney and W both seem like they'd be animals. I mean, that's 2 v 2 sure, but I feel like Gore and Kerry are both detracting from the total score.
Who do you think laid the meanest pipe, like, historically?
Do you go with a softball easy answer like Kennedy? The well-documented fuck machine Warren G. Harding? Or do you gamble on a lesser known?
Did Chester A. Arthur have mad dick game?
Well, LBJ had a famously gigantic cock, and the swagger to match it.
I'd bet Lincoln fucked like an absolute animal in his younger days.
Then of course there's Taft. Rhymes with...
Lincoln did nothing in bed that could be referred to as "layin' pipe"
sad dudes don't get down like that
He couldn't have ALWAYS been sad, right? Like, cocky young Lincoln all freakishly strong just givin it to Mary Todd
I'm looking back at the last few candidates and it seems like the GOP generally put together candidates who seem like better lovers than the Democrat candidates. Outside of Clinton and Obama the Democrats have no candidates for an all-star fuckfest, whereas Romney and W both seem like they'd be animals. I mean, that's 2 v 2 sure, but I feel like Gore and Kerry are both detracting from the total score.
Who do you think laid the meanest pipe, like, historically?
Do you go with a softball easy answer like Kennedy? The well-documented fuck machine Warren G. Harding? Or do you gamble on a lesser known?
Did Chester A. Arthur have mad dick game?
too bad ben franklin never got elected president, that guy fucked like a madman
also John Q Adams is on written record saying that he was proud of the American invention of going out in the snow wrapped in furs and fuckin' pioneer style
I'm looking back at the last few candidates and it seems like the GOP generally put together candidates who seem like better lovers than the Democrat candidates. Outside of Clinton and Obama the Democrats have no candidates for an all-star fuckfest, whereas Romney and W both seem like they'd be animals. I mean, that's 2 v 2 sure, but I feel like Gore and Kerry are both detracting from the total score.
Who do you think laid the meanest pipe, like, historically?
Do you go with a softball easy answer like Kennedy? The well-documented fuck machine Warren G. Harding? Or do you gamble on a lesser known?
Did Chester A. Arthur have mad dick game?
Well, LBJ had a famously gigantic cock, and the swagger to match it.
I'd bet Lincoln fucked like an absolute animal in his younger days.
I'm looking back at the last few candidates and it seems like the GOP generally put together candidates who seem like better lovers than the Democrat candidates. Outside of Clinton and Obama the Democrats have no candidates for an all-star fuckfest, whereas Romney and W both seem like they'd be animals. I mean, that's 2 v 2 sure, but I feel like Gore and Kerry are both detracting from the total score.
Who do you think laid the meanest pipe, like, historically?
Do you go with a softball easy answer like Kennedy? The well-documented fuck machine Warren G. Harding? Or do you gamble on a lesser known?
Did Chester A. Arthur have mad dick game?
Well, LBJ had a famously gigantic cock, and the swagger to match it.
I'd bet Lincoln fucked like an absolute animal in his younger days.
Then of course there's Taft. Rhymes with...
blaft
Draft, you know what he'd always blame that short shrivled thingy on. "Bitch its cold in here."
I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
a friend of mine posted on Facebook "your girlfriend is thinking of Justin Trudeau while you go down on her" and the only response I could muster was "probably"
The proper response is "so was I."
There are 100% hetero men in the world who are thinking about oral sex with Justin Trudeau ... right now ... gotta be at least five.
I'm looking back at the last few candidates and it seems like the GOP generally put together candidates who seem like better lovers than the Democrat candidates. Outside of Clinton and Obama the Democrats have no candidates for an all-star fuckfest, whereas Romney and W both seem like they'd be animals. I mean, that's 2 v 2 sure, but I feel like Gore and Kerry are both detracting from the total score.
Who do you think laid the meanest pipe, like, historically?
Do you go with a softball easy answer like Kennedy? The well-documented fuck machine Warren G. Harding? Or do you gamble on a lesser known?
Did Chester A. Arthur have mad dick game?
Well, LBJ had a famously gigantic cock, and the swagger to match it.
I'd bet Lincoln fucked like an absolute animal in his younger days.
Then of course there's Taft. Rhymes with...
Lincoln did nothing in bed that could be referred to as "layin' pipe"
sad dudes don't get down like that
He couldn't have ALWAYS been sad, right? Like, cocky young Lincoln all freakishly strong just givin it to Mary Todd
mary todd?
hell no, one time somebody asked him where he was headed re: his engagement and he went "to hell, I suppose"
dude probably nailed his first fiancée like crazy though
Ben Carson has had seven orgasms in his life and he cried each time, standing up with his shirt and socks still on. Like deep, wracking sobs of confusion while his wife just gently holds him and says "sssshhhhhhhh"
jerking it to the recordings of him performing brain surgery is the only way he can get off
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Who do you think laid the meanest pipe, like, historically?
Do you go with a softball easy answer like Kennedy? The well-documented fuck machine Warren G. Harding? Or do you gamble on a lesser known?
Did Chester A. Arthur have mad dick game?
I'm not sure of the specifics, but my understanding is these emails have already been checked by the Benghazi committee, so I doubt there's anything there or we'd have heard about it already.
More, I mean your the leader of the free world you want to liberate the valleys of poon anny.
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Honestly I'd probably say W is a solid guess. I bet he has a really average penis, but he's the most likely President to have really spent some time learning to get down. Plus he can leverage his natural fun, whimsical demeanour to ensure that intercourse is always a worthwhile experience.
NO NO BAD JOB
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I dunno, didn't one of his wives say that he's basically a never-nude
You just can't help but think about it, hanging there, operating behind the scenes.
You think Nancy was a satisfied woman
I think she was, you know
I think this Republican candidates are better in bed theory has weight
Well, LBJ had a famously gigantic cock, and the swagger to match it.
I'd bet Lincoln fucked like an absolute animal in his younger days.
Then of course there's Taft. Rhymes with...
Justin Trudeau is probably great but in like an annoying way. You look at him and go "yeah I bet he can fuck but he's really smug about it."
He probably bought a bunch of books.
Probably depends on how much empathy ya got going on.
Easier for some, to turn off Russians bombing Syrian civilians, or a 14 yr old suicide bomber killing 50 people at wedding.
I'd be doing way more cuddling/spooning if the job happened to me.
contents of 14,900 e-mails: get a bigger dick in 2 weeks, trust me I'm a doctor
Yeah but you have the power to launch nukes
Like, you could nuke anyone if you needed to. Nobody is safe. You have the most powerful arsenal of weaponry in history at your disposal, should it be necessary
That's got to get the blood pumping
Lincoln did nothing in bed that could be referred to as "layin' pipe"
sad dudes don't get down like that
Hilariously she used a pseudonym email address but Hillary calls her Chelsea in the email so good job with that code.
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I wonder what the nuclear football situation is.
"look buddy, I need you to hang around just in case.
I mean, uh... You can watch if you like"
The proper response is "so was I."
He couldn't have ALWAYS been sad, right? Like, cocky young Lincoln all freakishly strong just givin it to Mary Todd
too bad ben franklin never got elected president, that guy fucked like a madman
blaft
Draft, you know what he'd always blame that short shrivled thingy on. "Bitch its cold in here."
pleasepaypreacher.net
Best part of his Assassin's Creed 3 cameo
There are 100% hetero men in the world who are thinking about oral sex with Justin Trudeau ... right now ... gotta be at least five.
mary todd?
hell no, one time somebody asked him where he was headed re: his engagement and he went "to hell, I suppose"
dude probably nailed his first fiancée like crazy though
jerking it to the recordings of him performing brain surgery is the only way he can get off
And was a rapist, so there's that.
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