I'm kind of glad that this election has helped bring so much human vileness to the surface. I would much rather have my enemies mark themselves out clearly, than suspect everyone of hiding that evil inside themselves.
Buuuut... that's all coming from the same Viking Spirit Macho Bullshit part of my psyche that thinks I'd do all right in various Apocalypse scenarios purely by virtue of being large and angry. The part of me that just wants to be able to punch people in the damn mouth sometimes, and frankly isn't all that discerning about the reason for doing so, so long as it's framed in a way where legal consequences are unlikely. So that's definitely not a healthy set of impulses to cultivate, and when I hear my inner Einherjar reaching for his warhorn, I try to get some distance from whatever's getting me upset and watch some soothing cat videos or something.
Realizing lately that I don't really trust or respect basically any of the moderators here. So, good luck with life, friends! Hit me up on Twitter @DesertLeviathan
Trump is now calling for a special prosecutor to investigate Clinton at the Akron rally besides making it feel like 2008 again by really stressing the middle name in Barack Hussein Obama.
Just like, urgent and powerful, yet giving and completely attuned to the needs of his partner. A real non-stop fuck tornado. What if it isn't about the money for Melania? What if it's about that incredible D?
I don't believe a single one of those "THIS GUY WROTE THIS THING ON A RECEIPT" stories
i keep getting people writing "much like your posting" on the tip line. that doesn't even make any god damn sense, i'm bringing you your food in a restaurant. what in the fuck
I do not understand this joke
as you may well know, on these forums there is a common response joke where one person says something is bad and another person replies "much like your posts"
the good pkmn master, wt sherman, is employing absurdist humor by transplanting that joke into a context where it makes no sense
I mean my mind can't picture it. It just doesn't make sense. But it could be true! Maybe he knows how to fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck. I don't know if I want to live in that world though. One of the only reasons I can deal with reality is knowing in my heart that Trump is probably a really bad lay
I mean my mind can't picture it. It just doesn't make sense. But it could be true! Maybe he knows how to fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck. I don't know if I want to live in that world though. One of the only reasons I can deal with reality is knowing in my heart that Trump is probably a really bad lay
but what if he isn't
what if their were a sex tape of him and Melania
and she just comes like a bassoon
over and over again
because his dick is incredible
Please stop, stop for the sake of me enjoying sex ever again.
I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
I mean my mind can't picture it. It just doesn't make sense. But it could be true! Maybe he knows how to fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck. I don't know if I want to live in that world though. One of the only reasons I can deal with reality is knowing in my heart that Trump is probably a really bad lay
but what if he isn't
what if their were a sex tape of him and Melania
and she just comes like a bassoon
over and over again
because his dick is incredible
he had to learn to be a master of using his dick
because he sure isn't getting anyone off with those hands.
Well.. I know that libido is somewhat correlated to the length of your digits.
So it's entirely possible that Trump's tremendously powerful hands also belie other aspects of his bed life.
I mean my mind can't picture it. It just doesn't make sense. But it could be true! Maybe he knows how to fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck. I don't know if I want to live in that world though. One of the only reasons I can deal with reality is knowing in my heart that Trump is probably a really bad lay
but what if he isn't
what if their were a sex tape of him and Melania
and she just comes like a bassoon
over and over again
because his dick is incredible
....reedily and with an unmistakable, james earl jones-esque timbre
14,900 more Clinton emails have been found (I guess? It sounds like the FBI had access to them the entire time?). Finally, after more than 20 years, they'll have the damning evidence they've needed to sink Clinton's ship.
Trump is now calling for a special prosecutor to investigate Clinton at the Akron rally besides making it feel like 2008 again by really stressing the middle name in Barack Hussein Obama.
I'm looking back at the last few candidates and it seems like the GOP generally put together candidates who seem like better lovers than the Democrat candidates. Outside of Clinton and Obama the Democrats have no candidates for an all-star fuckfest, whereas Romney and W both seem like they'd be animals. I mean, that's 2 v 2 sure, but I feel like Gore and Kerry are both detracting from the total score.
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Buuuut... that's all coming from the same Viking Spirit Macho Bullshit part of my psyche that thinks I'd do all right in various Apocalypse scenarios purely by virtue of being large and angry. The part of me that just wants to be able to punch people in the damn mouth sometimes, and frankly isn't all that discerning about the reason for doing so, so long as it's framed in a way where legal consequences are unlikely. So that's definitely not a healthy set of impulses to cultivate, and when I hear my inner Einherjar reaching for his warhorn, I try to get some distance from whatever's getting me upset and watch some soothing cat videos or something.
he tested positive for HIV, pregancy, lycanthropy, slight zombieism and is a dracula
the candidate we deserve
This really could backfire.
an incredible lover.
Just like, urgent and powerful, yet giving and completely attuned to the needs of his partner. A real non-stop fuck tornado. What if it isn't about the money for Melania? What if it's about that incredible D?
as you may well know, on these forums there is a common response joke where one person says something is bad and another person replies "much like your posts"
the good pkmn master, wt sherman, is employing absurdist humor by transplanting that joke into a context where it makes no sense
but what if he isn't
what if their were a sex tape of him and Melania
and she just comes like a bassoon
over and over again
because his dick is incredible
Please stop, stop for the sake of me enjoying sex ever again.
pleasepaypreacher.net
he had to learn to be a master of using his dick
because he sure isn't getting anyone off with those hands.
I wish that were me
I wish Donald were fucking me
So it's entirely possible that Trump's tremendously powerful hands also belie other aspects of his bed life.
Gitmo is too good for you.
pleasepaypreacher.net
....reedily and with an unmistakable, james earl jones-esque timbre
On the other hand, be a small boost in the sense of "If that shit heel can have game, I sure as hell can too"
according to Wikipedia, the average age of Presidents when they are sworn in is about 55 years old, so this election is a real outlier in this regard
This is like any video from Russia.
He is.
this is way more unsettling than a dumptruck full of cows overturning
Then again you agreed to moderate this shit hole, so...
Yeah I mean the FBI was kinda supposed to be impartial but it was very clearly a gigantic partisan-politicking thing from the GOP, so like, meh?
Also more emails surfaced so guess that isn't going away weeeeeeeeeeeeee
they were fine, that's how you know they were Russian
e: like they got up and walked away, it was bonks
Do you think Romney is old school poly, like Mormons of yore?
Yeah but he's Mormon. That means no-nonsense boring boning for the purposes of procreation ONLY.
No no, that's a very offensive stereotype. I but he's just a fuck-wizard. Like, old-school fundamentals applied with aplomb.
I have to wonder how the stress of being leader of the free world must impact one's lovemaking ability, though
Does it grow more or less powerful?
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Ann always seemed very satisfied.