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Penny Arcade - Comic - Destineering

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edited October 2016 in The Penny Arcade Hub

imagePenny Arcade - Comic - Destineering

Videogaming-related online strip by Mike Krahulik and Jerry Holkins. Includes news and commentary.

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  • poipoigirlpoipoigirl Registered User regular
    Yeah he forgot the other chosen ones after the same buttholes

  • VulcanVulcan Registered User new member
    And your true reward will be "the most valuable treasure you have ever seen"....a white shield and 5 credits....

  • DistantlurkerDistantlurker Registered User regular
    I get the MMO trope but FWIW (and cards on the table, SWTOR fan boi here), subs can skip straight to the new story content at level 60. No buttholes required :biggrin:

    You'd be mad to skip some of the 1-50 class quests tho, (Inquisitor and Agent are fantastic, imho). Class quest and planet arc story XP is now all that's required to level 1-50, no sidequests.

  • ziddersroofurryziddersroofurry Registered User regular
    I played ToR for awhile but gave up on it. I liked my character well enough. I just couldn't get over how boring and forced most of the side quests are.

  • ZenigataZenigata Registered User regular
    One of the reasons why SWG is so much better than the garbage that is SWTOR, is the fact that not everyone is a hero. You're a normal person in the Star Wars universe. Jedis and Sith were rare, like they should be. You could become one, but it required a lot of work and it made seeing them as special as it might be if you lived in that universe.

    Or we could take the dumb approach of SWTOR, everyone is a hero! Great hero, save the galaxy pl0x, kthxbai! Everyone gets their participation medal for saving the galaxy or whatever...

  • MooseMuffinMooseMuffin Registered User regular
    At least with the last big story expansion, I'm pretty sure they let you create a new high level character that starts right at the new stuff.

  • LucascraftLucascraft Registered User regular
    Zenigata wrote: »
    One of the reasons why SWG is so much better than the garbage that is SWTOR, is the fact that not everyone is a hero. You're a normal person in the Star Wars universe. Jedis and Sith were rare, like they should be. You could become one, but it required a lot of work and it made seeing them as special as it might be if you lived in that universe.

    Or we could take the dumb approach of SWTOR, everyone is a hero! Great hero, save the galaxy pl0x, kthxbai! Everyone gets their participation medal for saving the galaxy or whatever...

    There's one major difference.

    SWTOR is a singleplayer game in MMO dressing. The story is focused on YOU, and YOU are the star of the game. Everyone else are just "companions" in your own personal storyline. In their storyline, they are the hero and you are the companion. Final Fantasy XIV takes the same approach.

    SWG on the other hand was truly a MMO. There was basically no story at all. The game world was a giant sandbox for players to come together, form cities, join the Empire or Republic, PVP, fight monsters, and level. The game was very open-ended and everyone was just a normal person. Plus, in that game they had non-combat classes such as Image Designers, Dancers, Politicians, and all the crafting professions. SWTOR everyone is a hero class.

  • darkmayodarkmayo Registered User regular
    I played ToR for awhile but gave up on it. I liked my character well enough. I just couldn't get over how boring and forced most of the side quests are.

    That's the best part, all those side quests are totally optional now. You can even turn then off so you don't see the quest markers for them. You can level through the entire game doing your story missions, and maybe supplement that with a planet mission arc if you are interested. The Knights of the Fallen Empire expansions turned that part of the game into more or less KOTOR 3.

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  • robecoyoterobecoyote Registered User regular
    In all honesty, it's very disappointing when something you enjoy and rate highly decides to put their ignorance and laziness on display.

    Guys, SWTOR has it's faults (Oh boy does it have it's faults), but the one you show in the strip isn't one of them (most of those kind of quests have been removed, and the ones that remain are entirely optional and not part of the story, they can be easily ignored and you lose out on nothing, not even exp or gear). I understand you quit the game way back, but if you're going to rag on a particular game, please make sure your info is up to date, and not based on back when you quit. It's kind of embarassing.

  • tastydonutstastydonuts Registered User regular
    Came for the comic, stuck around to watch as fans of the game dropped in to needlessly defend it.

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  • dennisdennis aka bingley Registered User regular
    It's almost as if sometimes artists take some sort license.

  • jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited October 2016
    20 million buttholes? LUXURY!

    in my day...
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  • H3KnucklesH3Knuckles But we decide which is right and which is an illusion.Registered User regular
    edited October 2016
    Zenigata wrote: »
    One of the reasons why SWG is so much better than the garbage that is SWTOR, is the fact that not everyone is a hero. You're a normal person in the Star Wars universe. Jedis and Sith were rare, like they should be. You could become one, but it required a lot of work and it made seeing them as special as it might be if you lived in that universe.

    Or we could take the dumb approach of SWTOR, everyone is a hero! Great hero, save the galaxy pl0x, kthxbai! Everyone gets their participation medal for saving the galaxy or whatever...

    You can say that, but honestly how many people looking to play a Star Wars game want the "Jek Porkins" experience? No! We want to be Luke, or Han, or at least Wedge for fuck's sake! I've never played either SW-MMO so I have no dog in that fight, but for all that people shit on SWTOR's inability to hold it's launch-period numbers and having gone F2P, it's held greater concurrency numbers over time than SWG did, and from what I've read online it's peak numbers where higher than SWG ever had.

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  • CrackerAxeCrackerAxe Newcastle, AustraliaRegistered User regular
    Not sure if its me, but it seems like Gabe and Tycho are swapping roles more and more these days

  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu PIGEON Registered User regular
    CrackerAxe wrote: »
    Not sure if its me, but it seems like Gabe and Tycho are swapping roles more and more these days
    I'm assuming this one's based on an actual conversation and that the comic stand-ins are matching up with the real people.

  • EnlongEnlong Registered User regular
    CrackerAxe wrote: »
    Not sure if its me, but it seems like Gabe and Tycho are swapping roles more and more these days
    I'm assuming this one's based on an actual conversation and that the comic stand-ins are matching up with the real people.

    They've in the past swapped characters in spite of how the actual conversation went.

  • RavelleRavelle Registered User regular
    I've played a bunch of SWTOR in the past, I like a lot of things about it but the combat is such a bummer.

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  • jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    wouldn't every wampa drop.... you know... I mean, at least one butthole?

    that always bugged the @#$% out of me.
    "bring me 10 rabbit's feet"
    easy, that's 3 rabbits, tops.
    I mean every rabbit has 4 feet right?
    EVERY RABBIT HAS FOUR FEET.
    look at this fucking rabbit right here, I just killed it, and now I'm staring down at its corpse, which clearly still has 4 feet attached..

    *loots corpse* = 1 patch of fur, 2 gold pieces (did he eat them?) and.. 0 rabbit feet. ???

  • SolventSolvent Econ-artist กรุงเทพมหานครRegistered User regular
    Nah, you see, I thought about that back when I played WoW.
    I mean really, you're getting stuck into this rabbit with a big-ass battleaxe, or some kind of mystic black fire that burns cold. And that thing is a creature gone wild with the fey influences it's immersed in, and attacking you crazily without heed for life or limb.

    You're telling me that when you're finished with that rabbit all four feet are going to to be intact and suitable for whatever purpose that questgiver has in mind? No siree. Even that patch of fur is difficult to salvage.

    I don't know where he got the scorpions, or how he got them into my mattress.

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  • NotoriusBENNotoriusBEN Registered User regular
    edited October 2016
    Zenigata wrote: »
    One of the reasons why SWG is so much better than the garbage that is SWTOR, is the fact that not everyone is a hero. You're a normal person in the Star Wars universe. Jedis and Sith were rare, like they should be. You could become one, but it required a lot of work and it made seeing them as special as it might be if you lived in that universe.

    Or we could take the dumb approach of SWTOR, everyone is a hero! Great hero, save the galaxy pl0x, kthxbai! Everyone gets their participation medal for saving the galaxy or whatever...

    Remember the first person to become a Jedi in SWG?
    It was in a tavern or auction house that people used in one of the major hub worlds and when that lightsaber came out, people lost their god damned minds.
    I'll give SWG credit for that. There was no pomp or server-wide message singling the player out. they brought the saber out if they wanted to.

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  • HelicaonHelicaon Registered User regular
    Zenigata wrote: »
    One of the reasons why SWG is so much better than the garbage that is SWTOR, is the fact that not everyone is a hero. You're a normal person in the Star Wars universe. Jedis and Sith were rare, like they should be. You could become one, but it required a lot of work and it made seeing them as special as it might be if you lived in that universe.

    Or we could take the dumb approach of SWTOR, everyone is a hero! Great hero, save the galaxy pl0x, kthxbai! Everyone gets their participation medal for saving the galaxy or whatever...

    Remember the first person to become a Jedi in SWG?
    It was in a tavern or auction house that people used in one of the major hub worlds and when that lightsaber came out, people lost their god damned minds.
    I'll give SWG credit for that. There was no pomp or server-wide message singling the player out. they brought the saber out if they wanted to.

    yes, but - you're ignoring the "RPG" bit of mmorpg - I spend all day being an ordinary jerk with no redeeming qualities - I play games for the story AND to be "special" - not necessarily special enough for everyone else to know, but inside I have that warming glow "saved the universe again today!" ... or am I just a very sad, needy individual?

  • LucascraftLucascraft Registered User regular
    I don't know if the any of y'all are like me in this regard, but there is a lot to a character's name. When I make a character (in any game), a lot of that character's persona and appeal is tied to the name for me. I take my character names seriously.

    In SWTOR, I had a pair of characters who were a part of my "Legacy." Since the legacies in that game are family ties (the feature is designed to mimic the Skywalker family), that's what I used for mine. My two characters are a light side republic trooper and a dark side sith inquisitor. They are twins on opposite sides of the spectrum.

    And anyway, during the big server merger from a few years ago, I lost the name of my trooper in the merger.

    And I haven't played her since. Her entire identity was lost, and my attachment to the character died when I lost her name.

    That was when I stopped playing SWTOR. I would love to see the story, because I've heard it's amazing. But my trooper was my main character, and without the name, the character is lost.

    That my friends, is the sad tale of why I don't play SWTOR anymore.

  • metroidkillahmetroidkillah Local Bunman Free Country, USARegistered User regular
    Just... classic.

    I'm not a nice guy, I just play one in real life.
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  • dennisdennis aka bingley Registered User regular
    edited October 2016
    jwalk wrote: »
    wouldn't every wampa drop.... you know... I mean, at least one butthole?

    Unfortunately, you forgot to take into account that upon death, every muscle in a Wampa's body contracts violently, often resulting in what can best be described as "explosive prolapse".

    And that's not even taking into account the ones you killed by stabbing them in the butthole.

    It's the wampa's weak spot. And also pretty much everything else's.

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  • LinktmLinktm Registered User regular
    I HATE server mergers, especially if you haven't been playing for awhile, and suddenly you log in a year later and some asshole had the same name as you and claimed it before you could. I feel you Lucascraft.

  • MoganMogan Registered User regular
    edited October 2016
    If Jerry actually DID investigate SWTOR, I'll bet he was pretty surprised. Not only is it very much NOT the WoW in Star Wars clothing it used to be, with nary a wampa butthole in sight, it's mostly lost those first two Ms. I don't know if he'll like it, but if he's looking for Star Wars story, that's preeetty much what SWTOR is anymore. Running from cutscene to cutscene, slicing up enemies who pose you zero threat ever.

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  • CambiataCambiata Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
    SWTOR has more or less fulfilled it's destiny to become a single player game with easily ignorable multiplayer elements. Grinding is no longer an issue at all. You can stick entirely to story and ignore all grinding elements. I mean there's companion grinding, but all Bioware single player games have that, come on.

    The real issue is that you can't actually have huge effects on the universe. This too is pretty on par with Bioware single player games, though!

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  • Skull2185Skull2185 Registered User regular
    Companion grinding :winky:

    Garrus, amirite?

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  • CambiataCambiata Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
    Skull2185 wrote: »
    Companion grinding :winky:

    Garrus, amirite?

    Always.

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  • CambiataCambiata Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
    edited October 2016
    Aegeri wrote: »
    I've always been curious about this game, because the animated movies they have made have all been incredible.

    Then I remember that the gameplay is absolute shite and I never go back.

    I'm probably suffering from some form of Stockholm Syndrome, but I'm actually pretty OK with the combat these days? I can at least say honestly that they've improved it. Whether they've improved it enough to no longer be shite I'm probably not a good judge of.

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  • wallywestwallywest Registered User regular
    Is it possible to use the F2P option and not be too handicapped by it? I wouldn't mind checking it out again, but frankly I'm not interested enough to pay for it.

  • CambiataCambiata Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
    wallywest wrote: »
    Is it possible to use the F2P option and not be too handicapped by it? I wouldn't mind checking it out again, but frankly I'm not interested enough to pay for it.

    It used to be at least doable with preferred f2p, but once the new expansion hits in December f2p will be seriously crippled to the point that it's basically a demo version of the game.

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  • Commander ZoomCommander Zoom Registered User regular
    Yeah. The nagging to subscribe has always been there, but the new direction is definitely turning up the pressure.

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