I feel bad posting about this because I know people are legitimately excited about it, but everything about Mass Effect Andromeda pisses me off. That game looks like a fucking travesty.
Out of curiosity (the little I've seen of it looks kinda neat, but I'm probably not running out to buy it on release), what about it pisses you off?
Between Berseria, Nier, Zelda, Nioh, and Persona 5 slam-dancing my schedule for the future every time I hear about the new Mass Effect my initial thought is "Andromewha--? ...Oh!"
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Caulk Bite 6One of the multitude of Dans infesting this placeRegistered Userregular
I used to be a qtip fiend, but mostly for getting rid of post-shower moisture. Then I started getting awful... I guess you'd call them twitches? in my inner ear? Like sporadic, far away drum kicks. So I stopped using qtips and after a few days the problem went away.
Well, and maybe I'm wrong, but I feel it's best to only do it every few days? You're still using an abrasive thing on a part of you that shouldn't get too much abrasion anyway. It sounds like you were using them every day, I mean.
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WeaverWho are you?What do you want?Registered Userregular
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The trick with qtips isn't that you need to go deep, it's to angle them up right inside your ear canal and get the wax there by spinning with pressure outward from your head.
The trick with qtips isn't that you need to go deep, it's to angle them up right inside your ear canal and get the wax there by spinning with pressure outward from your head.
I need to buy a house in florida or something jesus christ
Please do yourself a favor and talk to various Floridians before making such a rash decision. I'm sure @PiptheFair alone will be enough to talk you out of it.
I need to buy a house in florida or something jesus christ
Please do yourself a favor and talk to various Floridians before making such a rash decision. I'm sure @ PiptheFair alone will be enough to talk you out of it.
I'll take a hurricane over the blistering cold any day.
not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
Microsoft Word keeps losing keystrokes and it's driving me batty trying to figure out how to fix it when it ONLY happens in MS Word and the keyboard's already been changed out to confirm it's not a hardware issue.
have you ever had the liquid that coats your eye freeze tho?
I lost a chunk of upper lip skin to frozen snot during basic training at the Great Lakes. I think it was -27 degrees and 40 mile per hour wind that day. As long as you blink your humae shouldn't freeze, really. It's pretty salty so it's freezing temperature should be well into the physical discomfort zone.
have you ever had the liquid that coats your eye freeze tho?
I lost a chunk of upper lip skin to frozen snot during basic training at the Great Lakes. I think it was -27 degrees and 40 mile per hour wind that day. As long as you blink your humae shouldn't freeze, really. It's pretty salty so it's freezing temperature should be well into the physical discomfort zone.
have you ever had the liquid that coats your eye freeze tho?
I lost a chunk of upper lip skin to frozen snot during basic training at the Great Lakes. I think it was -27 degrees and 40 mile per hour wind that day. As long as you blink your humae shouldn't freeze, really. It's pretty salty so it's freezing temperature should be well into the physical discomfort zone.
A guy I knew was jogging in Minnesota and his breath made his eyelashes freeze to his glasses so he couldn't blink.
have you ever had the liquid that coats your eye freeze tho?
I lost a chunk of upper lip skin to frozen snot during basic training at the Great Lakes. I think it was -27 degrees and 40 mile per hour wind that day. As long as you blink your humae shouldn't freeze, really. It's pretty salty so it's freezing temperature should be well into the physical discomfort zone.
A guy I knew was jogging in Minnesota and his breath made his eyelashes freeze to his glasses so he couldn't blink.
This just raises more questions.
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JedocIn the scupperswith the staggers and jagsRegistered Userregular
If you've got a lower-impact way to get the hell out of Minnesota, I'd like to hear it.
Transcorporeal interdimensional riftwalking not good enough for you?
Aetheral law prohibits this after it was found that the technique consumes and instantaneously destroys the dimensional instance the practitioner was originally standing in, thus dumping them into the adjacent dimension and causing them to think they had "traveled."
Well in the dimension I'm from we shipped the aetherial police into the dimension of inconceivable terrors so we wouldn't have to deal with their tomfoolery.
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JedocIn the scupperswith the staggers and jagsRegistered Userregular
The AEPA is a job killer, and I do not acknowledge its authority!
Well in the dimension I'm from we shipped the aetherial police into the dimension of inconceivable terrors so we wouldn't have to deal with their tomfoolery.
Also the act is considered a copyright violation with a patent on dimensional destruction held by the dimension of inconceivable terrors. Performing it without the requisite licensing will run afoul of their copyright lawyers.
have you ever had the liquid that coats your eye freeze tho?
I lost a chunk of upper lip skin to frozen snot during basic training at the Great Lakes. I think it was -27 degrees and 40 mile per hour wind that day. As long as you blink your humae shouldn't freeze, really. It's pretty salty so it's freezing temperature should be well into the physical discomfort zone.
A guy I knew was jogging in Minnesota and his breath made his eyelashes freeze to his glasses so he couldn't blink.
This just raises more questions.
Why jog when you have AMERICA'S MALL to walk in?
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HeadCreepsNOW IS THE TIME FOR DRINKING!Registered Userregular
have you ever had the liquid that coats your eye freeze tho?
I lost a chunk of upper lip skin to frozen snot during basic training at the Great Lakes. I think it was -27 degrees and 40 mile per hour wind that day. As long as you blink your humae shouldn't freeze, really. It's pretty salty so it's freezing temperature should be well into the physical discomfort zone.
Damn, makes mine seem tame! When I was living in Yellowknife , while waiting at a bus stop on a super cold day that I had a runny nose. Finally got tired of wiping it on sleeve or trying to , as it didn't seem to do anything, I thought, fuck it, snot rocket time!
Ya that ball of snot was frozen and took every single nose hair in that nostril with it when I fired it, my eyes watered for a good hour.
They did not warn me, when they gave me these pain pills, that they will cause some fierce constipation. All week long, the Beastie Boys' "No Sleep Til Brooklyn" flashed through my head, with the words replaced by "No Poop Since Tuesday." On the plus side, it did give my busted leg time to get strong enough to get me on to and off of the toilet unassisted. On the not so plus side, that was less of a bowel movement than it was a Geological Event.
The laxative had a list of bullet points on the packaging, the last two of which were Gentle and Effective. Well, one of those was accurate, in a very "interesting times" reading of Effective. Kind of like how a hurricane might be Effective at cleaning fallen leaves off of your roof.
Realizing lately that I don't really trust or respect basically any of the moderators here. So, good luck with life, friends! Hit me up on Twitter @DesertLeviathan
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JedocIn the scupperswith the staggers and jagsRegistered Userregular
Sounds painful! Here, I've got some pills that should help with that.
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LuvTheMonkeyHigh Sierra SerenadeRegistered Userregular
Oh yeah Percocet will do that to you. Experienced the same when I broke my ankle.
Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
It happens with literally all narcotics. It's called narcotic bowel syndrome. Because the medication is absorbed in your gut there is a localized effect as the parastolisis slows down because the muscles and nerves are retarded by the medication.
Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
I parked in front of the school down the street yesterday since I knew schools would be closed today for the blizzard. What I didn't expect was the school burying my car in the snow that they would shovel off of their sidewalk. I broke my shovel trying to clear my car for the morning before it froze. My husband is off to buy a bigger one and finish unburying my car. Fuck you, school.
If that's all there is my friends, then let's keep dancing
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Out of curiosity (the little I've seen of it looks kinda neat, but I'm probably not running out to buy it on release), what about it pisses you off?
Well, and maybe I'm wrong, but I feel it's best to only do it every few days? You're still using an abrasive thing on a part of you that shouldn't get too much abrasion anyway. It sounds like you were using them every day, I mean.
Like a gross cotton candy machine
snow from last night
go fuck yourself north east
I need to buy a house in florida or something jesus christ
Please do yourself a favor and talk to various Floridians before making such a rash decision. I'm sure @PiptheFair alone will be enough to talk you out of it.
I'll take a hurricane over the blistering cold any day.
6 degrees of separation from Florida Man.
my email address for my first college was no@school.edu
because I got pissed off because it wasn't taking any of my usernames so I just told the form "no"
I lost a chunk of upper lip skin to frozen snot during basic training at the Great Lakes. I think it was -27 degrees and 40 mile per hour wind that day. As long as you blink your humae shouldn't freeze, really. It's pretty salty so it's freezing temperature should be well into the physical discomfort zone.
Keep a stiff upper lip they said.
Okay, Abe.
A guy I knew was jogging in Minnesota and his breath made his eyelashes freeze to his glasses so he couldn't blink.
This just raises more questions.
Aetheral law prohibits this after it was found that the technique consumes and instantaneously destroys the dimensional instance the practitioner was originally standing in, thus dumping them into the adjacent dimension and causing them to think they had "traveled."
Also the act is considered a copyright violation with a patent on dimensional destruction held by the dimension of inconceivable terrors. Performing it without the requisite licensing will run afoul of their copyright lawyers.
state of emergency declared for NYS
stay safe everyone up here
Why jog when you have AMERICA'S MALL to walk in?
Lost power here, Im gonna go out and shovel to pass the time
whiteout here in syracuse
at least where I am
power kinda dimmed earlier in the day
got out at 2, my commute is usually 10 minutes on a good day
took me an hour
mostly because people drive like morons
Damn, makes mine seem tame! When I was living in Yellowknife , while waiting at a bus stop on a super cold day that I had a runny nose. Finally got tired of wiping it on sleeve or trying to , as it didn't seem to do anything, I thought, fuck it, snot rocket time!
Ya that ball of snot was frozen and took every single nose hair in that nostril with it when I fired it, my eyes watered for a good hour.
The laxative had a list of bullet points on the packaging, the last two of which were Gentle and Effective. Well, one of those was accurate, in a very "interesting times" reading of Effective. Kind of like how a hurricane might be Effective at cleaning fallen leaves off of your roof.
By warm I mean 23 degrees C.
Up from like, 17.
I like living in the tropics.