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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    The girl I went to prom with got married 2 years after high school. The actual prom was fun, but nothing too exciting.

    Moral of the story: never trust a mormon with your heart

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Aslan wrote: »
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    So did this guy ask this chick to the prom yet or is he still being a pussy?

    Being a pussy is the closest he'll get to pussy.


    So if you're a pussy and you touch yourself, is that like getting some?

    ohgodpleasesayyes


    If the Gobots are like Transformers, then sure....

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    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    lostwords wrote: »
    The girl I went to prom with got married 2 years after high school. The actual prom was fun, but nothing too exciting.

    Moral of the story: never trust a mormon with your heart

    hey the girl i took to prom was mormon.

    now this makes sense

    hmmm...

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    MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I don't see why there's such a wide variety of what are essentially band aids for your 'giner.

    There's like a whole fucking wall of that shit in the supermarket.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Aslan wrote: »
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    So did this guy ask this chick to the prom yet or is he still being a pussy?

    Being a pussy is the closest he'll get to pussy.


    So if you're a pussy and you touch yourself, is that like getting some?

    ohgodpleasesayyes


    If the Gobots are like Transformers, then sure....

    The Gobots are like the retarded cousins of the Transformers.

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    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Aslan wrote: »
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    So did this guy ask this chick to the prom yet or is he still being a pussy?

    Being a pussy is the closest he'll get to pussy.


    So if you're a pussy and you touch yourself, is that like getting some?

    ohgodpleasesayyes


    If the Gobots are like Transformers, then sure....

    The Gobots are like the retarded cousins of the Transformers.

    so I guess it'd be like touching Teefs in a year

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    SHOT THROUGH THE HEART!

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    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I'm sorry teefs please don't killl meeee

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    Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    AND YOU'RE TO BLAME!

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    DarkHawkeDarkHawke Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I didn't go to my prom. I was so mentally entrenched in my nerdery that I thought I'd just take a shortcut and not bother getting tickets.

    Then a hot girl asked me, like the day after the tickets became unavailable.

    Dammit. Although in retrospect it was lousy timing on her part.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    YOU GIVE LOOOOOOVE,

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Showing up to the prom with hookers is basically a way of making sure that anyone who didn't notice that you're trailer trash in the last 3-4 years of high school has an extra shot at it. And by "trailer trash" I mean the kind that makes Eminem sound like a privileged, country-club, Harvard Law type of guy. You know, like Vanilla Ice.

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    Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    A BAD NAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEE!

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    Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Ahaha and now we have Defender.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    *killer riffs go here*

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    Frosted ButtsFrosted Butts Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I took a girl to see KMFDM and fed her tabs of mdma instead of going to the prom in HS.

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    CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    You Americans with your "dates" and "proms".

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    Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I worked on prom night and then met up with the GF after work.

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    autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I don't really get the fascination with proms.
    It's way different here; The official part is kind of the same I guess, but the party after that wasn't something very special.
    I guess because I knew these people for 8 years and we already partied often together D:

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    Frosted ButtsFrosted Butts Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    At my HS it was all about partying at the shore after the prom. The official dancing around shit was for suckers, the rest of us were getting stoned on the beach.

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    The_LightbringerThe_Lightbringer Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Swing in on a chandelier with a rose in between your teeth and a rapier in your other hand, gets the ladies EVERY time.

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    naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    It's a fucking rite of passage, people.

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    CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Swing in on a chandelier with a rose in between your teeth and a rapier in your other hand, gets the ladies EVERY time.

    Someone on the floor may counter with a sliver flintlock pistol shot whilst donning a cavalier hat, cutting the rope and sending you crashing.

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    autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    naporeon wrote: »
    It's a fucking rite of passage, people.

    How so?

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    DienekesDienekes Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    naporeon wrote: »
    It's a fucking rite of passage, people.

    yeah, you could look at it that way if you felt really good about high school and really looked forward to college... or something

    honestly i would not have even gone to my graduation ceremony if not for the fact that my family wanted to see me walk

    i'm just not big on ceremony, i guess

    especially when said ceremony involves me hanging out with a bunch of retarded monkies i can't wait to never see again

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    The_LightbringerThe_Lightbringer Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Swing in on a chandelier with a rose in between your teeth and a rapier in your other hand, gets the ladies EVERY time.

    Someone on the floor may counter with a sliver flintlock pistol shot whilst donning a cavalier hat, cutting the rope and sending you crashing.

    That is an ever present threat.

    However, only members from the royal musketeers could hope to shoot the rope in such a dramatic manner AND wear a cavalier map, how likely are you to find one of their members whilst asking a girl out to prom?

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    StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    i think my dog has asthma
    do they make inhalers for dogs?

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I just threw my graduation gown on over some regular clothes, did the ceremony, drove home, and never saw anyone from high school again

    I only went to the school I graduated for 1 year so I didn't care one bit about it

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    Frosted ButtsFrosted Butts Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Dienekes wrote: »
    especially when said ceremony involves me hanging out with a bunch of retarded monkies i can't wait to never see again

    The best part of graduation was when I never saw said retarded monkies ever again, just as I had dreamed for 4 years.

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    MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Defender wrote: »
    Showing up to the prom with hookers is basically a way of making sure that anyone who didn't notice that you're trailer trash in the last 3-4 years of high school has an extra shot at it. And by "trailer trash" I mean the kind that makes Eminem sound like a privileged, country-club, Harvard Law type of guy. You know, like Vanilla Ice.

    I'm unaware of the stereotype that puts hookers into the arms of trailer trash. Don't they cost money and don't people who generally live in a trailer have little to none?

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    i think he's saying it's a quesiton of class

    like maybe the kid's parents held off on cigarette cartons for a whole week to be able to afford those hookers

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    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Meiz wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    Showing up to the prom with hookers is basically a way of making sure that anyone who didn't notice that you're trailer trash in the last 3-4 years of high school has an extra shot at it. And by "trailer trash" I mean the kind that makes Eminem sound like a privileged, country-club, Harvard Law type of guy. You know, like Vanilla Ice.

    I'm unaware of the stereotype that puts hookers into the arms of trailer trash. Don't they cost money and don't people who generally live in a trailer have little to none?

    aparently just enough to buy meth and hookers

    welcome to albertville alabama

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    naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    If there were hookers in my hometown that weren't goddamned 45-year old meth addicts, I might have considered it.

    No, I am not joking.

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    DienekesDienekes Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    now college graduation is a week after next and, again, i am only going cause my family wants to see me walk

    not so much because people are stupid here (not the engineers anyway), but most of my friends were aero sci and graduated long ago. so i don't have any strong attachment to the people here and definitely not to the school itself

    my job is really the first thing i have looked forward to in the the school -> more school -> work progression

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    Frosted ButtsFrosted Butts Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Dienekes wrote: »
    now college graduation is a week after next and, again, i am only going cause my family wants to see me walk

    not so much because people are stupid here (not the engineers anyway), but most of my friends were aero sci and graduated long ago. so i don't have any strong attachment to the people here and definitely not to the school itself

    my job is really the first thing i have looked forward to in the the school -> more school -> work progression

    College graduation is so great because it implies people are about to start stuffing money in your pockets for things you've been paying to do for the last four/five/six/seven years.

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Rape her.

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    DienekesDienekes Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    six

    yeah. it is good

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    naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I didn't walk at university.

    But I was a stupid fucking homp about which school I went to, and was angry and bitter about it, so my decision to move out of town practically the weekend after finals came as a surprise to no one.

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    naporeon wrote: »
    I didn't walk at university.

    But I was a stupid fucking homp about which school I went to, and was angry and bitter about it, so my decision to move out of town practically the weekend after finals came as a surprise to no one.
    Way to screw that one up!

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