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  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Aioua wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    Aioua wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Aioua wrote: »
    and I ordered thai food

    now I just need to settle on a movie

    movies are terrible

    all of them

    now now

    I know you like at least one movie

    I dunno which one but it's gotta be out there
    Yeah, and I know that at least one girl out there likes me, somewhere, but I'm not holdin' my breath. It feels like it's more likely that Atomika will find one good movie. *looks at Rotten Tomatoes* Erm, maybe not.

    no good movies have ever existed or will ever exist except for that one training video from Arby's

    what about this one?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3YGtQ40Qvs

    I love that one so much

    but it's not technically a movie

    the good people at Sizzler will not stand for this libel

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • kedinikkedinik Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Aioua wrote: »
    and I ordered thai food

    now I just need to settle on a movie

    movies are terrible

    all of them

    I heard a fan edit of The Hobbit is pretty good

    You might like it!

  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    kedinik wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Aioua wrote: »
    and I ordered thai food

    now I just need to settle on a movie

    movies are terrible

    all of them

    I heard a fan edit of The Hobbit is pretty good

    You might like it!

    it's the worst

    I saw it

    somewhere

    playing in a pop-over ad on xhamster, I think

  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular

    it's very nice
    don't thing twice
    give the guests a juicy slice


    :winky:

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    edited November 2016
    kedinik wrote: »
    the good people at Sizzler will not stand for this libel

    probably because their ankles are too weak to support their massive weight gained by eating at a shitty endless buffet

    Atomika on
  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    people if you haven't seen that Sizzler video you're missing out

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    3:04-3:10 is . . . just . .

    I'm gonna have nightmares

  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    I am watching Zootopia finally

    Just got to the sloth DMV

    I am fucking crying with laughter, I had to pause it

  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    people if you haven't seen that Sizzler video you're missing out

    Such bathos

    fuck gendered marketing
  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    ChelleYeah wrote: »
    this is the mental space i'm in:

    the once a year 20% off sephora sale started today and i have yet to put in my order b/c anxiety and work had me busy all day.

    a lot of stuff sells out FAST.

    :(

    Omg girl get that urban decay eyeshadow though

    I don't even know whats on sale but always buy urban decay eyeshadow it is so kewl

  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited November 2016
    instead of despair, cats (feat. my hand)
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    this cat has grown up to be an overactive cat that desperately wants to play. unfortunately, the other cats are some degree of old and don't want to play, especially one of them who has always hated other cats and just wants to be left alone. terrorist status: confirmed
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    coop cuddling
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    this cat is super needy and wants lap time with my dad constantly. unfortunately for him, no more laptime for the next month since the radiation from my dad's seed implants means its apparently somewhat dangerous
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    this cat used to love me, or at least hanging out in my room, because it was a safe space where none of the other cats came. now my room is constantly closed out of fear of old-man-cat peeing in a corner and she is left out in the wild to be terrorized. very sad. . .
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    refuses to die. turned 20 in august and has had some health scares but keeps bouncing back. doesn't groom himself and pees where he shouldn't - living the old man dream

    P10 on
    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    my plan for election day is to hide out at my parents and pet cats

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    Aioua wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Aioua wrote: »
    and I ordered thai food

    now I just need to settle on a movie

    movies are terrible

    all of them

    now now

    I know you like at least one movie

    I dunno which one but it's gotta be out there
    Yeah, and I know that at least one girl out there likes me, somewhere, but I'm not holdin' my breath. It feels like it's more likely that Atomika will find one good movie. *looks at Rotten Tomatoes* Erm, maybe not.

    no good movies have ever existed or will ever exist except for that one training video from Arby's

    what about this one?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3YGtQ40Qvs

    i've never been to a sizzler

    why the fuck did i know what this was by the thumbnail

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  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Nooo Atomika what r u doin

    a fantastically good impression of a slow-motion trainwreck, if I may toot my own horn

    /stands breathlessly on tracks with arms spread wide

    /wishes she brought some snacks damn this slowmo

  • Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User, Moderator, Administrator admin
    I love Sizzler. There was a Sizzler across the street from the hospital where my wife had her brain surgery to take out the metastatic tumor. I spent many hours in there anxiously waiting or eating while my wife slept through another day of recovery. They had plenty of low carb options for me, too. My friend Steve bought me a 100 dollar gift card for Sizzler, so I ate there every day. The staff there was always kind to me. I bet they see a lot of worried families there.

    Don't get me wrong, Sizzler in general sucks. But that one Sizzler near the hospital was an oasis.

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    s... squarts?

    I'm not sure I'm ready...

    As far as I know I invented the term just now.

    But I knew what the reaction would be.

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  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    holy fuck a 4 minute god damned commercial?

    might as well be a fucking movie

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    Aioua wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Aioua wrote: »
    and I ordered thai food

    now I just need to settle on a movie

    movies are terrible

    all of them

    now now

    I know you like at least one movie

    I dunno which one but it's gotta be out there
    Yeah, and I know that at least one girl out there likes me, somewhere, but I'm not holdin' my breath. It feels like it's more likely that Atomika will find one good movie. *looks at Rotten Tomatoes* Erm, maybe not.

    no good movies have ever existed or will ever exist except for that one training video from Arby's

    what about this one?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3YGtQ40Qvs

    i've never been to a sizzler

    why the fuck did i know what this was by the thumbnail

    probably from the aesthetic

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Oh my god when he tears the printout

    My beard is soaked with tears

    Oh my god I need to take a break

  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    ChelleYeah wrote: »
    this is the mental space i'm in:

    the once a year 20% off sephora sale started today and i have yet to put in my order b/c anxiety and work had me busy all day.

    a lot of stuff sells out FAST.

    :(

    Omg girl get that urban decay eyeshadow though

    I don't even know whats on sale but always buy urban decay eyeshadow it is so kewl

    Me too!

    Switch: SW-7690-2320-9238Steam/PSN/Xbox: Drezdar
  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    swiss army man is the weirdest fucking movie i've ever seen

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited November 2016
    Mithridates VI of Pontus

    is a dude who was an emperor. and feared being poisoned so much that he drank a lil sip of poison every day in hopes that it would build up immunity to any attempts at assassination by poison.

    but then everything went wrong. his palace was invaded. and he tried to kill himself by drinking poison but it didn't work.

    so he was cut into pieces by his soldiers and the nobles.

    lol earth has always been a hoot.

    DasUberEdward on
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  • redxredx I(x)=2(x)+1 whole numbersRegistered User regular
    aAtomika it's OK. they are doing a sequel to Trainspotting

    They moistly come out at night, moistly.
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited November 2016
    Zootopia ending spoilers
    Nnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick!

    RMS Oceanic on
  • Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User, Moderator, Administrator admin
    Aioua wrote: »
    Aioua wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    Aioua wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Aioua wrote: »
    and I ordered thai food

    now I just need to settle on a movie

    movies are terrible

    all of them

    now now

    I know you like at least one movie

    I dunno which one but it's gotta be out there
    Yeah, and I know that at least one girl out there likes me, somewhere, but I'm not holdin' my breath. It feels like it's more likely that Atomika will find one good movie. *looks at Rotten Tomatoes* Erm, maybe not.

    no good movies have ever existed or will ever exist except for that one training video from Arby's

    what about this one?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3YGtQ40Qvs

    i've never been to a sizzler

    why the fuck did i know what this was by the thumbnail

    probably from the aesthetic

    We've posted it in [chat] before. The best parts are massive cell phone corporate dude and epic beard man.

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Spoiler about Game of throne:

    I
    Am game of throne

    End spoilers

    Switch: SW-7690-2320-9238Steam/PSN/Xbox: Drezdar
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Mithridates VI of Pontus

    is a dude who was an emperor. and feared being poisoned so much that he drank a lil sip of poison every day in hopes that it would build up immunity to any attempts at assassination by poison.

    but then everything went wrong. his palace was invaded. and he tried to kill himself by drinking poison but it didn't work.

    so he was cut into pieces by his soldiers and the nobles.

    lol earth has always been a hoot.

    Also who Pompey got to be Great against

  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    shit drez damn

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  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Every so often now I'm picturing his fucking face when he gets the joke and I collapse again

    That was fucking sublime

  • navgoosenavgoose Registered User regular
    My big personality cat is like 14 years old. He will passive aggressive ignore Death's advances for a while longer.

  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    @nexuscrawler actually it turns out I have an hour free if you want to watch some overs

  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    redx wrote: »
    aAtomika it's OK. they are doing a sequel to Trainspotting

    I KNOW

    I'M SO STOKED

    I CANNAE BEHLEEF EH'

  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    Every so often now I'm picturing his fucking face when he gets the joke and I collapse again

    That was fucking sublime

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User, Moderator, Administrator admin
    Alrighty, chat. Heading out to learn love songs in 4 part harmony. Be good to each other.

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    See the thing about that scene in The Room...

    It's not how he says "I did not hit her" and it's not how he says "oh hi, Mark" that gets me.

    It's how he says "not" in "I did not."

    Fucking kills me every time.

    Switch: SW-7690-2320-9238Steam/PSN/Xbox: Drezdar
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    Drez wrote: »
    See the thing about that scene in The Room...

    It's not how he says "I did not hit her" and it's not how he says "oh hi, Mark" that gets me.

    It's how he says "not" in "I did not."

    Fucking kills me every time.

    Have you been reading what Kosh has posted about the behind the scenes stuff?

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  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Drez wrote: »
    See the thing about that scene in The Room...

    It's not how he says "I did not hit her" and it's not how he says "oh hi, Mark" that gets me.

    It's how he says "not" in "I did not."

    Fucking kills me every time.

    AH DID NAHT HIT HER ITS NOT TRUE ITS BULLSHIT I DID NAHT HIT HER.

    I DID NAHT.

    Oh hi mark.

  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited November 2016
    Drez wrote: »
    See the thing about that scene in The Room...

    It's not how he says "I did not hit her" and it's not how he says "oh hi, Mark" that gets me.

    It's how he says "not" in "I did not."

    Fucking kills me every time.

    Have you been reading what Kosh has posted about the behind the scenes stuff?

    I did not. Oh hi, DUE.

    (Actually I did.)

    Drez on
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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited November 2016
    is the entirety of the room ADRed

    i watched some clips from it and absolutely none of the lines actually seems to be properly synced

    it could be audio from an entire different movie

    Elendil on
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