life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
My wife is constantly asked if she's high because she naturally has like full on dilated pupils like she just smoked really good stuff.
Even I prod her about it. She gets mad and says she's not in the mood for my sass then takes my hat and throws it into the gaping mouth of the polka dot hippopotamus that stays in our living room made of cheese.
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McRibs are the best when you can get them with a Shamrock Shake
are YOU on the beer list?
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I will get two McRibs tomorrow and prolly a 10 piece nugget and a large fry while she's hanging with her sister and I'm going to eat all of it. Then I'm going to lay on the couch with dogs and try not to think of my stomach.
good morning, my twilight princesses and heroes of time
You are the master sword Atomika.
Save us.
I am the princess, I don't need to rescue myself
*aiiiiiii-yah!*
but but but but but but but link zelda and ganon are supposed to embody the aspects of the triforce and a woman can NEVER be courage ha ha ha ha that wouldn't even MAKE SENSE LOL
good morning, my twilight princesses and heroes of time
You are the master sword Atomika.
Save us.
I am the princess, I don't need to rescue myself
*aiiiiiii-yah!*
but but but but but but but link zelda and ganon are supposed to embody the aspects of the triforce and a woman can NEVER be courage ha ha ha ha that wouldn't even MAKE SENSE LOL
You can complain about Rockstar games being sausagefests but at least their reasons are comprehensible, even if you disagree with them.
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I guess you're just a weirdo.
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fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
equivalent of saying "I've never had meth"
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Morning all!
McRibs are one of those fast food sammichs that you devour then spend the rest of the day regretting.
can't suck your own dick if you're fat
i heard if you eat enough McRibs, your hunger is sated temporarily.
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Look I've been down that road. Even when I was in better shape I still couldn't do it.
So what's the point?
fast food aint even fast these days >:(
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I am the princess, I don't need to rescue myself
*aiiiiiii-yah!*
I used to get asked this a lot too.
Because of my personality.
I am not expecting to get that money back
I said save US, you selfish lady.
in my mind?
still mid-october
for reasons
but but but but but but but link zelda and ganon are supposed to embody the aspects of the triforce and a woman can NEVER be courage ha ha ha ha that wouldn't even MAKE SENSE LOL
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That's why they should be eaten with napkins to avoid those leaks ruining your clothes.
This is why men should be into yoga
Also, dick-lengthening exercises.
Both of those sound painful and cumbersome.
I'd rather just form a lasting relationship.
How does that help you suck your own dick? Weirdo.
You can complain about Rockstar games being sausagefests but at least their reasons are comprehensible, even if you disagree with them.
It's helps someone else do it?
eh as long as you've got at least a 5" you should be good there
also you have to be lean
like
absolutely no gut whatsoever
obviously you can have a gut if you've got an 8" or something
but yeah yoga/stretching is key
Well, with a lasting relationship, you can get / give oral simultaneously more easily.
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Weirdo!
Get and give oral simultaneously?
Impossible, stop spreading rumors of witchcraft!
yeah you're talking like
at least a year+ of focusing on nothing but stretches to get to autofellatio posture