TTODewbackPuts the drawl in ya'llI think I'm in HellRegistered Userregular
good morning chat
*sees notification*
rip in pepperonis @Hakkekage . being so selfish to pass away from joy and now Chat isnt meeting its diversity quota
It's just that sometimes he's a boy and sometimes he's a grown ass man and sometimes he's short and sometimes he's tall and she's always this bombshell amazonian firebrand and I don't get it.
Once there was a big egg in a dream sequence and then I remember a water level and burning bushes and there's dinosaurs and water people and there's a guy named gannon that's sometimes a pig man and sometimes just a big dudebro
Make sense pls. You're GORGEOUS TO LOOK AT PLS MAKE SENSE!
All the Links and Zeldas are different people and they're required to save hyrule at different points in their life. They're kindred souls and they're always the same "people" but different actual people.
AFAIK, Ganon is always the same Ganon (ignoring OoT's gerudo nonsense about males born every 100 years)
The Master sword determines if the hero is ready to save the day. OoT link wasn't ready yet, so it sealed him away until he was ready. WW Link couldn't be sealed away because he had to repair the master sword, this proved to the spirit that he was ready to wield it and plunge that fucker in ganon's head
For those who've played Skyward Sword, that spirit of the Master Sword is Fi. Fucking annoying ass "There is a 99% probability that I'm about to repeat what that NPC just told you word-for-word" Fi. She's the one in charge of that shit.
Hyrule is doomed.
I still need to finish that game.
But the controls are hyper frustrating.
Those spin the sword puzzles
it keeps reading my "twirls" as stabs.
It is stupid.
I hate it
Ugh.
Oh. Well, then, spoilers for the end and how it relates to the whole of series lore:
I might mess this up a bit, it's been awhile: Gannon/dorf is the reincarnated spirit of Demise, a powerful demon that lead the demon armies that the Goddess Hylia purged from Hyrule way back. Zelda is the reincarnation of Hylia, and Link is the reincarnation of her protector? Anyway, Demise curses all their souls to continually be reborn into conflict with one another so he'll always have another chance to "win".
Which is the cannon explanation why there's always a Link, Zelda, and Gannon.
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amateurhourOne day I'll be professionalhourThe woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered Userregular
shit I'm hungry and I don't have food.
This is problematic.
I could eat sunflower seeds.
Or dry ramen.
are YOU on the beer list?
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ShivahnUnaware of her barrel shifter privilegeWestern coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderatormod
Wait
Was my dream basically Link's Awakening
Oh god
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HakkekageSpace Whore Academysumma cum laudeRegistered Userregular
good morning chat
*sees notification*
rip in pepperonis @Hakkekage . being so selfish to pass away from joy and now Chat isnt meeting its diversity quota
You'll get by...just paint one of you up with a little spray tan
That's all you need for diversity these days
3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
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amateurhourOne day I'll be professionalhourThe woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered Userregular
It's just that sometimes he's a boy and sometimes he's a grown ass man and sometimes he's short and sometimes he's tall and she's always this bombshell amazonian firebrand and I don't get it.
Once there was a big egg in a dream sequence and then I remember a water level and burning bushes and there's dinosaurs and water people and there's a guy named gannon that's sometimes a pig man and sometimes just a big dudebro
Make sense pls. You're GORGEOUS TO LOOK AT PLS MAKE SENSE!
All the Links and Zeldas are different people and they're required to save hyrule at different points in their life. They're kindred souls and they're always the same "people" but different actual people.
AFAIK, Ganon is always the same Ganon (ignoring OoT's gerudo nonsense about males born every 100 years)
The Master sword determines if the hero is ready to save the day. OoT link wasn't ready yet, so it sealed him away until he was ready. WW Link couldn't be sealed away because he had to repair the master sword, this proved to the spirit that he was ready to wield it and plunge that fucker in ganon's head
For those who've played Skyward Sword, that spirit of the Master Sword is Fi. Fucking annoying ass "There is a 99% probability that I'm about to repeat what that NPC just told you word-for-word" Fi. She's the one in charge of that shit.
Hyrule is doomed.
I still need to finish that game.
But the controls are hyper frustrating.
Those spin the sword puzzles
it keeps reading my "twirls" as stabs.
It is stupid.
I hate it
Ugh.
Oh. Well, then, spoilers for the end and how it relates to the whole of series lore:
I might mess this up a bit, it's been awhile: Gannon/dorf is the reincarnated spirit of Demise, a powerful demon that lead the demon armies that the Goddess Hylia purged from Hyrule way back. Zelda is the reincarnation of Hylia, and Link is the reincarnation of her protector? Anyway, Demise curses all their souls to continually be reborn into conflict with one another so he'll always have another chance to "win".
Which is the cannon explanation why there's always a Link, Zelda, and Gannon.
Yeah but that still doesn't explain how Six could see Gaius Balthazar when he wasn't a Cylon?
are YOU on the beer list?
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HakkekageSpace Whore Academysumma cum laudeRegistered Userregular
BTW, those Zelda Timeline videos are Gametrailers, so it's Brandon Jones' soothing voice explaining the shit in the Historia. They're pretty entertaining, though the music alone kinda does that.
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ZampanovYou May Not Go HomeUntil Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered Userregular
It's just that sometimes he's a boy and sometimes he's a grown ass man and sometimes he's short and sometimes he's tall and she's always this bombshell amazonian firebrand and I don't get it.
Once there was a big egg in a dream sequence and then I remember a water level and burning bushes and there's dinosaurs and water people and there's a guy named gannon that's sometimes a pig man and sometimes just a big dudebro
Make sense pls. You're GORGEOUS TO LOOK AT PLS MAKE SENSE!
All the Links and Zeldas are different people and they're required to save hyrule at different points in their life. They're kindred souls and they're always the same "people" but different actual people.
AFAIK, Ganon is always the same Ganon (ignoring OoT's gerudo nonsense about males born every 100 years)
The Master sword determines if the hero is ready to save the day. OoT link wasn't ready yet, so it sealed him away until he was ready. WW Link couldn't be sealed away because he had to repair the master sword, this proved to the spirit that he was ready to wield it and plunge that fucker in ganon's head
For those who've played Skyward Sword, that spirit of the Master Sword is Fi. Fucking annoying ass "There is a 99% probability that I'm about to repeat what that NPC just told you word-for-word" Fi. She's the one in charge of that shit.
Hyrule is doomed.
I still need to finish that game.
But the controls are hyper frustrating.
Those spin the sword puzzles
it keeps reading my "twirls" as stabs.
It is stupid.
I hate it
Ugh.
Oh. Well, then, spoilers for the end and how it relates to the whole of series lore:
I might mess this up a bit, it's been awhile: Gannon/dorf is the reincarnated spirit of Demise, a powerful demon that lead the demon armies that the Goddess Hylia purged from Hyrule way back. Zelda is the reincarnation of Hylia, and Link is the reincarnation of her protector? Anyway, Demise curses all their souls to continually be reborn into conflict with one another so he'll always have another chance to "win".
Which is the cannon explanation why there's always a Link, Zelda, and Gannon.
Yeah but that still doesn't explain how Six could see Gaius Balthazar when he wasn't a Cylon?
good morning chat
*sees notification*
rip in pepperonis @Hakkekage . being so selfish to pass away from joy and now Chat isnt meeting its diversity quota
You'll get by...just paint one of you up with a little spray tan
It's just that sometimes he's a boy and sometimes he's a grown ass man and sometimes he's short and sometimes he's tall and she's always this bombshell amazonian firebrand and I don't get it.
Once there was a big egg in a dream sequence and then I remember a water level and burning bushes and there's dinosaurs and water people and there's a guy named gannon that's sometimes a pig man and sometimes just a big dudebro
Make sense pls. You're GORGEOUS TO LOOK AT PLS MAKE SENSE!
All the Links and Zeldas are different people and they're required to save hyrule at different points in their life. They're kindred souls and they're always the same "people" but different actual people.
AFAIK, Ganon is always the same Ganon (ignoring OoT's gerudo nonsense about males born every 100 years)
The Master sword determines if the hero is ready to save the day. OoT link wasn't ready yet, so it sealed him away until he was ready. WW Link couldn't be sealed away because he had to repair the master sword, this proved to the spirit that he was ready to wield it and plunge that fucker in ganon's head
For those who've played Skyward Sword, that spirit of the Master Sword is Fi. Fucking annoying ass "There is a 99% probability that I'm about to repeat what that NPC just told you word-for-word" Fi. She's the one in charge of that shit.
Hyrule is doomed.
I still need to finish that game.
But the controls are hyper frustrating.
Those spin the sword puzzles
it keeps reading my "twirls" as stabs.
It is stupid.
I hate it
Ugh.
Oh. Well, then, spoilers for the end and how it relates to the whole of series lore:
I might mess this up a bit, it's been awhile: Gannon/dorf is the reincarnated spirit of Demise, a powerful demon that lead the demon armies that the Goddess Hylia purged from Hyrule way back. Zelda is the reincarnation of Hylia, and Link is the reincarnation of her protector? Anyway, Demise curses all their souls to continually be reborn into conflict with one another so he'll always have another chance to "win".
Which is the cannon explanation why there's always a Link, Zelda, and Gannon.
I mostly like that explanation, except for its impact on Wind Waker
I may be wrong, but I thought Wind Waker was kind of a repudiation of people sitting around waiting for a chosen one. Buttlet becomes the Hero of the Wind because he goes out and makes himself the Hero of the Wind. Whereas in most other games it's framed more that Link is the only one who could have triumphed.
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cptruggedI think it has something to do with free will.Registered Userregular
Also saw that Levi's has requested that people not wear firearms or carry them in Levi's stores and suddenly every asshole on the internet is all "man I got to get to the comments section to say stupid shit and talk about how great Wrangler jeans are Levi's have always sucked I'm burning my old Levi's!"
Certain gun folks will go hard on this kind of thing.
When I was looking for a private trash service when I moved into my house I was looking at google reviews. One review was a guy who said he walked out of his house with his pistol in his hand to complain to the garbage men that they had not picked up his large lawn bags even though he'd called ahead. Apparently the garbage men were freaked out, told management and the company refunded the guy his fee and they said they wouldn't service his house anymore. So he came on to make sure everyone knew to boycott this company cause they are ANTI-GUN!!.
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ZampanovYou May Not Go HomeUntil Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered Userregular
loving Zelda soundtrack reminds me that I also love Chrono Cross soundtrack
It's just that sometimes he's a boy and sometimes he's a grown ass man and sometimes he's short and sometimes he's tall and she's always this bombshell amazonian firebrand and I don't get it.
Once there was a big egg in a dream sequence and then I remember a water level and burning bushes and there's dinosaurs and water people and there's a guy named gannon that's sometimes a pig man and sometimes just a big dudebro
Make sense pls. You're GORGEOUS TO LOOK AT PLS MAKE SENSE!
All the Links and Zeldas are different people and they're required to save hyrule at different points in their life. They're kindred souls and they're always the same "people" but different actual people.
AFAIK, Ganon is always the same Ganon (ignoring OoT's gerudo nonsense about males born every 100 years)
The Master sword determines if the hero is ready to save the day. OoT link wasn't ready yet, so it sealed him away until he was ready. WW Link couldn't be sealed away because he had to repair the master sword, this proved to the spirit that he was ready to wield it and plunge that fucker in ganon's head
For those who've played Skyward Sword, that spirit of the Master Sword is Fi. Fucking annoying ass "There is a 99% probability that I'm about to repeat what that NPC just told you word-for-word" Fi. She's the one in charge of that shit.
Hyrule is doomed.
I still need to finish that game.
But the controls are hyper frustrating.
Those spin the sword puzzles
it keeps reading my "twirls" as stabs.
It is stupid.
I hate it
Ugh.
Oh. Well, then, spoilers for the end and how it relates to the whole of series lore:
I might mess this up a bit, it's been awhile: Gannon/dorf is the reincarnated spirit of Demise, a powerful demon that lead the demon armies that the Goddess Hylia purged from Hyrule way back. Zelda is the reincarnation of Hylia, and Link is the reincarnation of her protector? Anyway, Demise curses all their souls to continually be reborn into conflict with one another so he'll always have another chance to "win".
Which is the cannon explanation why there's always a Link, Zelda, and Gannon.
I mostly like that explanation, except for its impact on Wind Waker
I may be wrong, but I thought Wind Waker was kind of a repudiation of people sitting around waiting for a chosen one. Buttlet becomes the Hero of the Wind because he goes out and makes himself the Hero of the Wind. Whereas in most other games it's framed more that Link is the only one who could have triumphed.
awesomed for naming the One True Linku
3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
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Zxerolfor the smaller pieces, my shovel wouldn't doso i took off my boot and used my shoeRegistered Userregular
Today I learned that "reverse harem" is now an official, no-fucking-lie part of Pokemon lore.
Thanks chat!
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ZampanovYou May Not Go HomeUntil Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered Userregular
Also saw that Levi's has requested that people not wear firearms or carry them in Levi's stores and suddenly every asshole on the internet is all "man I got to get to the comments section to say stupid shit and talk about how great Wrangler jeans are Levi's have always sucked I'm burning my old Levi's!"
Certain gun folks will go hard on this kind of thing.
When I was looking for a private trash service when I moved into my house I was looking at google reviews. One review was a guy who said he walked out of his house with his pistol in his hand to complain to the garbage men that they had not picked up his large lawn bags even though he'd called ahead. Apparently the garbage men were freaked out, told management and the company refunded the guy his fee and they said they wouldn't service his house anymore. So he came on to make sure everyone knew to boycott this company cause they are ANTI-GUN!!.
what the fuck
even my redneck uncle would call that guy an asshole
Also saw that Levi's has requested that people not wear firearms or carry them in Levi's stores and suddenly every asshole on the internet is all "man I got to get to the comments section to say stupid shit and talk about how great Wrangler jeans are Levi's have always sucked I'm burning my old Levi's!"
Certain gun folks will go hard on this kind of thing.
When I was looking for a private trash service when I moved into my house I was looking at google reviews. One review was a guy who said he walked out of his house with his pistol in his hand to complain to the garbage men that they had not picked up his large lawn bags even though he'd called ahead. Apparently the garbage men were freaked out, told management and the company refunded the guy his fee and they said they wouldn't service his house anymore. So he came on to make sure everyone knew to boycott this company cause they are ANTI-GUN!!.
There were five people in my office that drove for Uber and when Uber said they wouldn't insure you if you carried they all stopped in protest.
People be crazy when it comes to where they can carry guns. Which is insane because even in the old west it was like "hey once you get to town, give that belt to the bartender and you can pick it up when you're done boozin and whorin and on your way back to camp"
are YOU on the beer list?
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cptruggedI think it has something to do with free will.Registered Userregular
The only one I've really seen was one of those flash orchestra / band ones at Dragon*Con. It was pretty great. Suddenly all these random folks with instruments came out of nowhere and started playing nerd shit. It was really cool.
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TTODewbackPuts the drawl in ya'llI think I'm in HellRegistered Userregular
hockey guy i have hit the play button.
regina spektor san
send me to heavenaruuuuuuuu
It's just that sometimes he's a boy and sometimes he's a grown ass man and sometimes he's short and sometimes he's tall and she's always this bombshell amazonian firebrand and I don't get it.
Once there was a big egg in a dream sequence and then I remember a water level and burning bushes and there's dinosaurs and water people and there's a guy named gannon that's sometimes a pig man and sometimes just a big dudebro
Make sense pls. You're GORGEOUS TO LOOK AT PLS MAKE SENSE!
All the Links and Zeldas are different people and they're required to save hyrule at different points in their life. They're kindred souls and they're always the same "people" but different actual people.
AFAIK, Ganon is always the same Ganon (ignoring OoT's gerudo nonsense about males born every 100 years)
The Master sword determines if the hero is ready to save the day. OoT link wasn't ready yet, so it sealed him away until he was ready. WW Link couldn't be sealed away because he had to repair the master sword, this proved to the spirit that he was ready to wield it and plunge that fucker in ganon's head
For those who've played Skyward Sword, that spirit of the Master Sword is Fi. Fucking annoying ass "There is a 99% probability that I'm about to repeat what that NPC just told you word-for-word" Fi. She's the one in charge of that shit.
Hyrule is doomed.
I still need to finish that game.
But the controls are hyper frustrating.
Those spin the sword puzzles
it keeps reading my "twirls" as stabs.
It is stupid.
I hate it
Ugh.
Oh. Well, then, spoilers for the end and how it relates to the whole of series lore:
I might mess this up a bit, it's been awhile: Gannon/dorf is the reincarnated spirit of Demise, a powerful demon that lead the demon armies that the Goddess Hylia purged from Hyrule way back. Zelda is the reincarnation of Hylia, and Link is the reincarnation of her protector? Anyway, Demise curses all their souls to continually be reborn into conflict with one another so he'll always have another chance to "win".
Which is the cannon explanation why there's always a Link, Zelda, and Gannon.
I mostly like that explanation, except for its impact on Wind Waker
I may be wrong, but I thought Wind Waker was kind of a repudiation of people sitting around waiting for a chosen one. Buttlet becomes the Hero of the Wind because he goes out and makes himself the Hero of the Wind. Whereas in most other games it's framed more that Link is the only one who could have triumphed.
The gods had abandoned Hyrule and the triforce of courage had been shattered as a result I think? This Link was the only Link that wasn't a decedent of the original Link, but his soul contained the spirit of the hero of time IIRC. That's why he went on the adventure. He went to save his sister originally, but ended up staying the course and saving Hyrule because he was the Hero of Time reincarnated.
not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
It's just that sometimes he's a boy and sometimes he's a grown ass man and sometimes he's short and sometimes he's tall and she's always this bombshell amazonian firebrand and I don't get it.
Once there was a big egg in a dream sequence and then I remember a water level and burning bushes and there's dinosaurs and water people and there's a guy named gannon that's sometimes a pig man and sometimes just a big dudebro
Make sense pls. You're GORGEOUS TO LOOK AT PLS MAKE SENSE!
All the Links and Zeldas are different people and they're required to save hyrule at different points in their life. They're kindred souls and they're always the same "people" but different actual people.
AFAIK, Ganon is always the same Ganon (ignoring OoT's gerudo nonsense about males born every 100 years)
The Master sword determines if the hero is ready to save the day. OoT link wasn't ready yet, so it sealed him away until he was ready. WW Link couldn't be sealed away because he had to repair the master sword, this proved to the spirit that he was ready to wield it and plunge that fucker in ganon's head
For those who've played Skyward Sword, that spirit of the Master Sword is Fi. Fucking annoying ass "There is a 99% probability that I'm about to repeat what that NPC just told you word-for-word" Fi. She's the one in charge of that shit.
Hyrule is doomed.
I still need to finish that game.
But the controls are hyper frustrating.
Those spin the sword puzzles
it keeps reading my "twirls" as stabs.
It is stupid.
I hate it
Ugh.
Oh. Well, then, spoilers for the end and how it relates to the whole of series lore:
I might mess this up a bit, it's been awhile: Gannon/dorf is the reincarnated spirit of Demise, a powerful demon that lead the demon armies that the Goddess Hylia purged from Hyrule way back. Zelda is the reincarnation of Hylia, and Link is the reincarnation of her protector? Anyway, Demise curses all their souls to continually be reborn into conflict with one another so he'll always have another chance to "win".
Which is the cannon explanation why there's always a Link, Zelda, and Gannon.
I mostly like that explanation, except for its impact on Wind Waker
I may be wrong, but I thought Wind Waker was kind of a repudiation of people sitting around waiting for a chosen one. Buttlet becomes the Hero of the Wind because he goes out and makes himself the Hero of the Wind. Whereas in most other games it's framed more that Link is the only one who could have triumphed.
It's just that sometimes he's a boy and sometimes he's a grown ass man and sometimes he's short and sometimes he's tall and she's always this bombshell amazonian firebrand and I don't get it.
Once there was a big egg in a dream sequence and then I remember a water level and burning bushes and there's dinosaurs and water people and there's a guy named gannon that's sometimes a pig man and sometimes just a big dudebro
Make sense pls. You're GORGEOUS TO LOOK AT PLS MAKE SENSE!
All the Links and Zeldas are different people and they're required to save hyrule at different points in their life. They're kindred souls and they're always the same "people" but different actual people.
AFAIK, Ganon is always the same Ganon (ignoring OoT's gerudo nonsense about males born every 100 years)
The Master sword determines if the hero is ready to save the day. OoT link wasn't ready yet, so it sealed him away until he was ready. WW Link couldn't be sealed away because he had to repair the master sword, this proved to the spirit that he was ready to wield it and plunge that fucker in ganon's head
For those who've played Skyward Sword, that spirit of the Master Sword is Fi. Fucking annoying ass "There is a 99% probability that I'm about to repeat what that NPC just told you word-for-word" Fi. She's the one in charge of that shit.
Hyrule is doomed.
I still need to finish that game.
But the controls are hyper frustrating.
Those spin the sword puzzles
it keeps reading my "twirls" as stabs.
It is stupid.
I hate it
Ugh.
Oh. Well, then, spoilers for the end and how it relates to the whole of series lore:
I might mess this up a bit, it's been awhile: Gannon/dorf is the reincarnated spirit of Demise, a powerful demon that lead the demon armies that the Goddess Hylia purged from Hyrule way back. Zelda is the reincarnation of Hylia, and Link is the reincarnation of her protector? Anyway, Demise curses all their souls to continually be reborn into conflict with one another so he'll always have another chance to "win".
Which is the cannon explanation why there's always a Link, Zelda, and Gannon.
I mostly like that explanation, except for its impact on Wind Waker
I may be wrong, but I thought Wind Waker was kind of a repudiation of people sitting around waiting for a chosen one. Buttlet becomes the Hero of the Wind because he goes out and makes himself the Hero of the Wind. Whereas in most other games it's framed more that Link is the only one who could have triumphed.
Retroactive Continuity. I really don't think there was any plan for cohesion. They just made some games and people kept trying to fit them together and asking until Nintendo said, "UGH, FINE NERDS, HERE'S A TIMELINE AND EXPLANATIONS now we're gonna just ignore this shit and go back to making games about elfbois with swords."
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amateurhourOne day I'll be professionalhourThe woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered Userregular
The only one I've really seen was one of those flash orchestra / band ones at Dragon*Con. It was pretty great. Suddenly all these random folks with instruments came out of nowhere and started playing nerd shit. It was really cool.
Like if I'm already surrounded by 70K people then whatever. That's fine.
But if I'm in the middle of downtown and there's like 100 people on the street and then a thousand people come running out and doing the main theme from rent I'm going to have a panic attack and dive in a dumpster.
are YOU on the beer list?
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syndalisGetting ClassyOn the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Productsregular
It's just that sometimes he's a boy and sometimes he's a grown ass man and sometimes he's short and sometimes he's tall and she's always this bombshell amazonian firebrand and I don't get it.
Once there was a big egg in a dream sequence and then I remember a water level and burning bushes and there's dinosaurs and water people and there's a guy named gannon that's sometimes a pig man and sometimes just a big dudebro
Make sense pls. You're GORGEOUS TO LOOK AT PLS MAKE SENSE!
All the Links and Zeldas are different people and they're required to save hyrule at different points in their life. They're kindred souls and they're always the same "people" but different actual people.
AFAIK, Ganon is always the same Ganon (ignoring OoT's gerudo nonsense about males born every 100 years)
The Master sword determines if the hero is ready to save the day. OoT link wasn't ready yet, so it sealed him away until he was ready. WW Link couldn't be sealed away because he had to repair the master sword, this proved to the spirit that he was ready to wield it and plunge that fucker in ganon's head
For those who've played Skyward Sword, that spirit of the Master Sword is Fi. Fucking annoying ass "There is a 99% probability that I'm about to repeat what that NPC just told you word-for-word" Fi. She's the one in charge of that shit.
Hyrule is doomed.
I still need to finish that game.
But the controls are hyper frustrating.
Those spin the sword puzzles
it keeps reading my "twirls" as stabs.
It is stupid.
I hate it
Ugh.
Oh. Well, then, spoilers for the end and how it relates to the whole of series lore:
I might mess this up a bit, it's been awhile: Gannon/dorf is the reincarnated spirit of Demise, a powerful demon that lead the demon armies that the Goddess Hylia purged from Hyrule way back. Zelda is the reincarnation of Hylia, and Link is the reincarnation of her protector? Anyway, Demise curses all their souls to continually be reborn into conflict with one another so he'll always have another chance to "win".
Which is the cannon explanation why there's always a Link, Zelda, and Gannon.
I mostly like that explanation, except for its impact on Wind Waker
I may be wrong, but I thought Wind Waker was kind of a repudiation of people sitting around waiting for a chosen one. Buttlet becomes the Hero of the Wind because he goes out and makes himself the Hero of the Wind. Whereas in most other games it's framed more that Link is the only one who could have triumphed.
Does anyone else get unseasonably angry at video ads that interrupts your Spotify groove
Adblock on phone pls
All advertising is assault.
yes but i need to get paid so
until capitalism is abolished i will participate in it
as you all do
It is rather amazing. everybody hates ads except for the ads they love, and sometimes they don't even realize they are ads.
That Mass Effect Andromeda Trailer was p badass and I am very much looking forward to Rogue One.
I feel like this is uncharitable. I realize that I'm the outlier, but I take great pains to avoid ads, am v critical of product placement in shows, take steps to un-brand my language, etc.
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ShivahnUnaware of her barrel shifter privilegeWestern coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderatormod
I want to make a game that has the narrative structure of that dream, but
time
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TL DRNot at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered Userregular
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amateurhourOne day I'll be professionalhourThe woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered Userregular
BiL said dad was doing the "nose thing" (like he's got the sniffs which means he's prolly in love with the coco again) and my concern is that since he has zero dollars his shitty dealer who my BiL threatened to kill if he saw him again is going to end up giving him meth.
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Hakkes you are chosen. Go find a big white power sword and. Wait.
Hang on. Lemme figure this out. Just go get a flute and we'll figure it out from there.
I mistook his hair as skin, it's deffo brown/green and his hair is like he's straight out of fucking ireland
What order should I watch these in
I went to Nebraska once! There were rednecks talking about taking America back from the sissies and living biblically
Ganon's ascension removes him from the disc and the loop. He's near final stage.
Some mornings, he can see the infernal plane.
PSN/XBL: Zampanov -- Steam: Zampanov
I don't know how to gracefully offer money as tribute.
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4, 5, 2, 3, 6
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rip in pepperonis @Hakkekage . being so selfish to pass away from joy and now Chat isnt meeting its diversity quota
Oh. Well, then, spoilers for the end and how it relates to the whole of series lore:
Which is the cannon explanation why there's always a Link, Zelda, and Gannon.
This is problematic.
I could eat sunflower seeds.
Or dry ramen.
Was my dream basically Link's Awakening
Oh god
You'll get by...just paint one of you up with a little spray tan
That's all you need for diversity these days
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Yeah but that still doesn't explain how Six could see Gaius Balthazar when he wasn't a Cylon?
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duh they're all cylons
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Yes, the minor parts of this, at least, are an appropriate soundtrack
mm jersey shore orange.
I mostly like that explanation, except for its impact on Wind Waker
Certain gun folks will go hard on this kind of thing.
When I was looking for a private trash service when I moved into my house I was looking at google reviews. One review was a guy who said he walked out of his house with his pistol in his hand to complain to the garbage men that they had not picked up his large lawn bags even though he'd called ahead. Apparently the garbage men were freaked out, told management and the company refunded the guy his fee and they said they wouldn't service his house anymore. So he came on to make sure everyone knew to boycott this company cause they are ANTI-GUN!!.
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awesomed for naming the One True Linku
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what the fuck
even my redneck uncle would call that guy an asshole
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There were five people in my office that drove for Uber and when Uber said they wouldn't insure you if you carried they all stopped in protest.
People be crazy when it comes to where they can carry guns. Which is insane because even in the old west it was like "hey once you get to town, give that belt to the bartender and you can pick it up when you're done boozin and whorin and on your way back to camp"
The only one I've really seen was one of those flash orchestra / band ones at Dragon*Con. It was pretty great. Suddenly all these random folks with instruments came out of nowhere and started playing nerd shit. It was really cool.
regina spektor san
send me to heavenaruuuuuuuu
Buttlet > Smeef > Spiyarmf > Slurmp > Loafus > Scrumf
Retroactive Continuity. I really don't think there was any plan for cohesion. They just made some games and people kept trying to fit them together and asking until Nintendo said, "UGH, FINE NERDS, HERE'S A TIMELINE AND EXPLANATIONS now we're gonna just ignore this shit and go back to making games about elfbois with swords."
Like if I'm already surrounded by 70K people then whatever. That's fine.
But if I'm in the middle of downtown and there's like 100 people on the street and then a thousand people come running out and doing the main theme from rent I'm going to have a panic attack and dive in a dumpster.
man, don't cut out Liam Neeson like that, he was one of the best parts of the prequels.
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
smeef?
I feel like this is uncharitable. I realize that I'm the outlier, but I take great pains to avoid ads, am v critical of product placement in shows, take steps to un-brand my language, etc.
time
and effort
well it's been a good run I guess.