Alright, what does Barack Obama, pedophile cabals, pizza parlors, and the secret world government have in common?
According to /pol/, reddit, Alex Jones, and a member of Trump's transition team, goddamn everything.
Thanks to Wikileaks, the latest moral panic in America began on 4chan, from 4chan users interpreting references to pizza in John Podesta's emails to be secret code for child rape. Because child pornography is called "cheese pizza" on 4chan. CP. Gettit?
Thing is, unlike most scum that bubbles to the top of 4chan's vats, this thing is spreading. Rapidly. First to the equally repugnant reddit, and then to everyone's favorite living red gumball, Alex "TURN THE FRIGGIN FROGS GAY" Jones. And then to the son of a prominent member if Trump's administration, Michael Flynn Jr.
I'm making this topic because unlike a lot of alt-right crazy shit, this is not stopping. It's accelerating. To the point that pizza parlor employees are receiving death threats, and an armed gunman stormed the pizza place at the alledged center of this twisted brainfuck of a conspiracy.
The targets, of course, lean Democrat and several are gay. Just like the Satanic Panic of the 90s. That some people are still in jail over.
This is fucking nuts.
Here's Colbert explaining it.