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It’s Friday the 13th! [Ki-Ki-Ki-Ki-Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma]

Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache lifeRegistered User regular
today is friday the 13th, and as such we should all take time out of our day to praise our favorite hockey-masked anti-hero!

that’s right!

i’m talkin’ ‘bout roy!

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roy was just a mild mannered paramedic until his chocolate loving son was murdered by a psychopath what should never have been allowed to hold an axe. can you not relate? can you not understand why he would become a jason? can you not cut roy some slack?

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a whole lotta people are down on ol’ roy. they ain’t like a man what ain’t a real jason. but on that, i call bullshit! roy is a jason just as much as pamela voorhees was! they even got pretty much the same tragic backstory!

also jason goes to hell had like a zillion different jasons with the body hopping! and, if you don’t recognize cyborgs as people anymore (because they aren’t), jason x is yet another jason. it’s jasons all the way down, folks. and they all rule.

plus how can you doubt roy? look he’s even got a mask!

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okay fine, you cold bastards. how about this?: roy was the most brutal of the jasons. even more brutal than richard gant jason from jason goes to hell when he stuck that metal girder in between a lady and cut her in half mid-coitous!

roy crushed heads and cut people’s faces in half with fucking garden shears. he was a goddamned dedicated jason.

now, i'll concede that roy ended up going out like a chump, but in the end, don’t we all?

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and if you don’t think roy’s worth celebrating, remember the band that taco from smash hit comedy the league had that cool video about a new beginning a few months back that everyone got hard about.

https://youtu.be/qG8iAtpavK4

let us all offer roy a new beginning of our own.

a new beginning of acceptance in our hearts for a dude who stole another dude’s identity to murder teens because of his dead, chocolate loving son.

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    edited January 2017
    Friday the 13th is my lucky day. Always has been.

    May it pull through one more time and get me this job I'm interviewing for.

    Madican on
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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    You mad, beautiful goose.

    Roy is totally a Jason.

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    The unluck of someone else can turn out to be your own luck. 13 has been my family's lucky number for I dunno how long.

    One of my most distinct memories as a 3 year old was - On Friday the Thirteenth - I walked up to a vending machine at the pool and I just hit the Grapico button. Twice. No change put in. And it vended. Twice. Some poor sap had gotten their money eaten or forgotten about it and I reaped the grapes of their labor. I shared the other Grapico with my sister.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Been waiting for this thread

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    MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    Today is also my birthday

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Get down and get Funky
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6P4iatMl7M


    In 3d!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKYniMDeL3M

    Friday the 13th part 3 is my fav one of the series

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    Desert LeviathanDesert Leviathan Registered User regular
    My stepdad told me how when he was marrying his first wife, circumstances combined to make Mid-February perfect for the wedding. But they didn't want to get married on Valentine's Day, because Valentine's Day is a bullshit holiday invented in tandem by Satan and the Greeting Card Companies. So they got married on the Friday the 13th the day before, and turned all Friday the 13ths thereafter into their personal holiday of love, which was super convenient as far as easily getting reservations at restaurants went.

    Realizing lately that I don't really trust or respect basically any of the moderators here. So, good luck with life, friends! Hit me up on Twitter @DesertLeviathan
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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    Brainleech wrote: »
    Get down and get Funky
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6P4iatMl7M


    In 3d!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKYniMDeL3M

    Friday the 13th part 3 is my fav one of the series

    the superfluous yoyo is one of cinema's greatest achievements

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    wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    Shame we'll never get a non-fucked with version of Ft13th part 7.

    I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!!!
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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    The Roy one is the only one I've seen

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    wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    Well we do have grainy as shit deleted scenes of the uncut kills but that doesn't count.

    I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!!!
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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I always thought Roy resembled Lou Ferrigno's less muscular brother.

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    MayabirdMayabird Pecking at the keyboardRegistered User regular
    Friday 13ths are one of the safest days to travel on the roads. So many people are terrified of the day that they stay home, so traffic is lower and so are accidents to a statistically significant degree.

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    For some reason, as someone relatively susceptible to slasher movies as a source of horror, I find Jason zero percent scary. I could not give a fuck. I could watch those films on my own in a dark room while being murdered and still not be scared.

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    AuralynxAuralynx Darkness is a perspective Watching the ego workRegistered User regular
    Thanks, Friday the 13th thread!

    There's a decent chance my girlfriend will mess with me when I get home because of the date and now I'll at least understand the context of it rather than being blindsided!

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    MatevMatev Cero Miedo Registered User regular
    I'm more an Elm Street guy, but yah, Jason's all right. I sort of understand why people would get spooked by slashers, but I've read so much worse I feel desensitized.

    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    i'm 50/50 on getting spooked on slashers as the eighties kind of turned them into anti-heroes/pop culture icons instead of monsters

    i mean, how can you be scared of this

    https://youtu.be/09yOZsZuxMY

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Interview done.

    It is raining but Fuck it to In N Out I go.

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    LadaiLadai Registered User regular
    edited January 2017
    True story time: My name is Jason.

    When I was 8 years old, my parents signed me up for swimming lessons at the local YMCA. On the first day of class, the instructors were trying to figure out ways to remember everyone's name.

    It was at this point when I, a sweet, innocent child, ever longing to be helpful, exclaimed: "My name's Jason! Like the killer!"

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    i just imagine a big stupid grin as you stab the air with a pretend knife after saying this

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    BlackjackBlackjack Registered User regular
    I got a soft spot for Roy Jason because when I was a kid, that one girl with the, like, crimped Cruella DeVille hair was the coolest person ever oh my gosh.

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    No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    The first 8 movies are on amazon prime. I watched them all last month. I'll watch Jason X tonight.

    We should have a poll for favorite installment.

    IV is the correct answer with VII behind it. And I am also a Freddy vs Jason apologist because it was alright!

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Th first 8 are on Prime! Nice!

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    Is freddie v Jason streaming anywhere?

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    my totally objective rankings of the friday the 13th movies from worst to best

    jason goes to hell
    friday the 13th (1980)
    friday the 13th (2009)
    a new beginning
    freddy vs jason
    jason x
    the new blood
    part 3
    jason lives
    the final chapter
    part 2
    jason takes manhattan

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Tube wrote: »
    Is freddie v Jason streaming anywhere?

    If it was I would watch it immediately.

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    RT800RT800 Registered User regular
    edited January 2017
    It's "chi chi chi ah ah ah"

    Not "ki ki ki ma ma ma"

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    edited January 2017
    no it isn't

    it's samples of "kill' and "mommy" shortened

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Remember the Simpsons episode where Ernest borgnine and a bunch of boy scouts get lost and find camp crystal lake?

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    Remember the Simpsons episode where Ernest borgnine and a bunch of boy scouts get lost and find camp crystal lake?

    if only he'd had his trusty swiss army knife....

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    Remember the Simpsons episode where Ernest borgnine and a bunch of boy scouts get lost and find camp crystal lake?

    if only he'd had his trusty swiss army knife....

    As long as he doesn't do what donny don't does.

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    BlackjackBlackjack Registered User regular
    RT800 wrote: »
    It's "chi chi chi ah ah ah"

    Not "ki ki ki ma ma ma"

    Guess we found the FAKE Friday the 13th fan!

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I have said

    "Hey kids! You probably know me as Sgt. Fatso Jetson in 'From Here to Eternity'!"

    More times than I can count.

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    No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    No I agree that shit has never, and will never, sound like ki ki ki ma ma ma.

    Unless you pronounce kill as chill, and mommy has hommy.

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    i mean

    it's distorted

    but that's what's being said

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    RT800RT800 Registered User regular
    Well I just looked it up.

    My whole life is a lie.

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    He was quoting a tooltip from the game.

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    furlionfurlion Riskbreaker Lea MondeRegistered User regular
    I have not watched a Jason or Freddy movie in some time. Maybe I will rectify that tonight.

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    No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    i mean

    it's distorted

    but that's what's being said

    Yeah, but in like 95% of the times it's heard it sounds like chi chi chi ha ha ha.

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