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It’s Friday the 13th! [Ki-Ki-Ki-Ki-Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma]
Rorshach Kringle
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today is friday the 13th, and as such we should all take time out of our day to praise our favorite hockey-masked anti-hero!
that’s right!
i’m talkin’ ‘bout roy!
roy was just a mild mannered paramedic until his chocolate loving son was murdered by a psychopath what should never have been allowed to hold an axe. can you not relate? can you not understand why he would become a jason? can you not cut roy some slack?
a whole lotta people are down on ol’ roy. they ain’t like a man what ain’t a real jason. but on that, i call bullshit! roy is a jason just as much as pamela voorhees was! they even got pretty much the same tragic backstory!
also jason goes to hell had like a zillion different jasons with the body hopping! and, if you don’t recognize cyborgs as people anymore (because they aren’t), jason x is yet another jason. it’s jasons all the way down, folks. and they all rule.
plus how can you doubt roy? look he’s even got a mask!
okay fine, you cold bastards. how about this?: roy was the most brutal of the jasons. even more brutal than richard gant jason from jason goes to hell when he stuck that metal girder in between a lady and cut her in half mid-coitous!
roy crushed heads and cut people’s faces in half with fucking garden shears. he was a goddamned dedicated jason.
now, i'll concede that roy ended up going out like a chump, but in the end, don’t we all?
and if you don’t think roy’s worth celebrating, remember the band that taco from smash hit comedy the league had that cool video about a new beginning a few months back that everyone got hard about.
https://youtu.be/qG8iAtpavK4
let us all offer roy a new beginning of our own.
a new beginning of acceptance in our hearts for a dude who stole another dude’s identity to murder teens because of his dead, chocolate loving son.
that’s right!
i’m talkin’ ‘bout roy!
roy was just a mild mannered paramedic until his chocolate loving son was murdered by a psychopath what should never have been allowed to hold an axe. can you not relate? can you not understand why he would become a jason? can you not cut roy some slack?
a whole lotta people are down on ol’ roy. they ain’t like a man what ain’t a real jason. but on that, i call bullshit! roy is a jason just as much as pamela voorhees was! they even got pretty much the same tragic backstory!
also jason goes to hell had like a zillion different jasons with the body hopping! and, if you don’t recognize cyborgs as people anymore (because they aren’t), jason x is yet another jason. it’s jasons all the way down, folks. and they all rule.
plus how can you doubt roy? look he’s even got a mask!
okay fine, you cold bastards. how about this?: roy was the most brutal of the jasons. even more brutal than richard gant jason from jason goes to hell when he stuck that metal girder in between a lady and cut her in half mid-coitous!
roy crushed heads and cut people’s faces in half with fucking garden shears. he was a goddamned dedicated jason.
now, i'll concede that roy ended up going out like a chump, but in the end, don’t we all?
and if you don’t think roy’s worth celebrating, remember the band that taco from smash hit comedy the league had that cool video about a new beginning a few months back that everyone got hard about.
https://youtu.be/qG8iAtpavK4let us all offer roy a new beginning of our own.
a new beginning of acceptance in our hearts for a dude who stole another dude’s identity to murder teens because of his dead, chocolate loving son.
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May it pull through one more time and get me this job I'm interviewing for.
Roy is totally a Jason.
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
One of my most distinct memories as a 3 year old was - On Friday the Thirteenth - I walked up to a vending machine at the pool and I just hit the Grapico button. Twice. No change put in. And it vended. Twice. Some poor sap had gotten their money eaten or forgotten about it and I reaped the grapes of their labor. I shared the other Grapico with my sister.
In 3d!
Friday the 13th part 3 is my fav one of the series
the superfluous yoyo is one of cinema's greatest achievements
There's a decent chance my girlfriend will mess with me when I get home because of the date and now I'll at least understand the context of it rather than being blindsided!
i mean, how can you be scared of this
It is raining but Fuck it to In N Out I go.
When I was 8 years old, my parents signed me up for swimming lessons at the local YMCA. On the first day of class, the instructors were trying to figure out ways to remember everyone's name.
It was at this point when I, a sweet, innocent child, ever longing to be helpful, exclaimed: "My name's Jason! Like the killer!"
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We should have a poll for favorite installment.
IV is the correct answer with VII behind it. And I am also a Freddy vs Jason apologist because it was alright!
jason goes to hell
friday the 13th (1980)
friday the 13th (2009)
a new beginning
freddy vs jason
jason x
the new blood
part 3
jason lives
the final chapter
part 2
jason takes manhattan
If it was I would watch it immediately.
Not "ki ki ki ma ma ma"
it's samples of "kill' and "mommy" shortened
if only he'd had his trusty swiss army knife....
As long as he doesn't do what donny don't does.
Guess we found the FAKE Friday the 13th fan!
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"Hey kids! You probably know me as Sgt. Fatso Jetson in 'From Here to Eternity'!"
More times than I can count.
Unless you pronounce kill as chill, and mommy has hommy.
it's distorted
but that's what's being said
My whole life is a lie.
PSN:Furlion
Yeah, but in like 95% of the times it's heard it sounds like chi chi chi ha ha ha.