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Raneados

Munkus Beaver wrote: »

Raneados wrote: »

Munkus Beaver wrote: »

Gin and Sprite?

1pt Gin
2pt sprite

yes

usually mixed in a large bucket and served via turkey baster at parties


commonly known as a gin bucket

but if I want to order one at a bar

I want a fancy name and have it served on ice

DO I GET TO MAKE A NAME IS WHAT I AM SAYING

Well, there is something called a tom collins which is very close.

2 parts gin
1 part freshly squeezed lemon juice
drizzle of sugar syrup
chilled carbonated water to taste

I am hereby calling mine either

Phil Collins
Todd Collins
Timmy Collins
Tom Colonic


or something else

hmm

naporeon

I once made the mistake of saying to my friends, "I will drink anything you pay for."

The highlights of the evening were the Sweaty Mexican and the Steak and Potatoes.

potatoe

rane collins

Raneados

potatoe wrote: »

rane collins

yeah but bartenders won't get that

What would be a poor man's tom collins?

naporeon

For the uninitiated:

Steak and Potatoes
1 part A-1 Steak Sauce
1 part Butterscotch Schnapps
1 part Jack
1 part Irish Cream

Munkus Beaver

naporeon wrote: »

I once made the mistake of saying to my friends, "I will drink anything you pay for."

The highlights of the evening were the Sweaty Mexican and the Steak and Potatoes.

What goes into those, nappy headed ho?

JC of DI

Raneados wrote: »

Munkus Beaver wrote: »

Raneados wrote: »

Munkus Beaver wrote: »

Gin and Sprite?

1pt Gin
2pt sprite

yes

usually mixed in a large bucket and served via turkey baster at parties


commonly known as a gin bucket

but if I want to order one at a bar

I want a fancy name and have it served on ice

DO I GET TO MAKE A NAME IS WHAT I AM SAYING

Well, there is something called a tom collins which is very close.

2 parts gin
1 part freshly squeezed lemon juice
drizzle of sugar syrup
chilled carbonated water to taste

I am hereby calling mine either

Phil Collins
Todd Collins
Timmy Collins
Tom Colonic


or something else

hmm

For what it's worth I'm calling it the Rainy-doos Special on my list of SE++ suggestions.

Munkus Beaver

Raneados wrote: »

potatoe wrote: »

rane collins

yeah but bartenders won't get that

What would be a poor man's tom collins?

Just be all "Tom Collins with a lime twist, on the rocks." You'll come out super classy.

ReTardis

God, Nap, that sounds fucking terrible

Worse than Seven Seas, even

naporeon

Sweaty Mexican
1 spoonful Mayonnaise
1 shot Tequila

potatoe

hahahaha

who thinks up these things?

Raneados

Munkus Beaver wrote: »

Raneados wrote: »

potatoe wrote: »

rane collins

yeah but bartenders won't get that

What would be a poor man's tom collins?

Just be all "Tom Collins with a lime twist, on the rocks." You'll come out super classy.

but I don't want that

I want a sprite and gin in a 2 to 1 ratio

naporeon

Also, the Prairie Fire, which was actually pretty tasty, and covered up the fact that it was shit tequila:

Prairie Fire
1 shot Tequila
Fill to jigger with Tabasco

bsjezz

jesus what is wrong with a simple gin and tonic, maybe with a wedge of lemon or lime

you had to go and un-classy it up with sprite

anyway, this thread needs more beer

JC of DI

naporeon wrote: »

Sweaty Mexican
1 spoonful Mayonnaise
1 shot Tequila

I have now spit Vodka all over my guitar which I will have to clean up tomorrow. Thanks.

potatoe

fuck i have tequila, and i have mayo

do i stir it up so the mayo starts to dissolve?
does it dissolve?

i'm lost

Raneados

bsjezz wrote: »

jesus what is wrong with a simple gin and tonic, maybe with a wedge of lemon or lime

you had to go and un-classy it up with sprite

anyway, this thread needs more beer

oh hey what's up pretentious faggot

naporeon

I don't know who thinks them up, but they are usually "dare" or "stunt" drinks.

I didn't take shooters with any of them, even when the bartender gave me a Sprite along with the Steak & Potatoes.

He actually told me that HE would pay my tab if I could keep it down. I didn't believe the hype, especially since it was only moderately gross going down. The problem was what it does in your stomach.

Something horrible.

But I managed to keep it down. My friends got to watch me drink crazy drinks, and it didn't even end up costing them.

ReTardis

naporeon wrote: »

Also, the Prairie Fire, which was actually pretty tasty, and covered up the fact that it was shit tequila:

Prairie Fire
1 shot Tequila
Fill to jigger with Tabasco

I've seen this done with 151 instead of tequila, but I have no idea what it's called

Seemed like it would be a kick in the goddamn nuts, though

bsjezz

Raneados wrote: »

bsjezz wrote: »

jesus what is wrong with a simple gin and tonic, maybe with a wedge of lemon or lime

you had to go and un-classy it up with sprite

anyway, this thread needs more beer

oh hey what's up pretentious faggot

if it's that or drinking booze from a maccas cup, i'll be pretentious any day

naporeon

How exactly is Lowenbrau pretentious?

My white-trash family drank that when I was a little boy.

Raneados

naporeon wrote: »

How exactly is Lowenbrau pretentious?

My white-trash family drank that when I was a little boy.

oh I was just going on

but hey I'll drink what tastes good

Munkus Beaver

Raneados wrote: »

Munkus Beaver wrote: »

Raneados wrote: »

potatoe wrote: »

rane collins

yeah but bartenders won't get that

What would be a poor man's tom collins?

Just be all "Tom Collins with a lime twist, on the rocks." You'll come out super classy.

but I don't want that

I want a sprite and gin in a 2 to 1 ratio

Don't wrack on it til you try it.

Raneados

Munkus Beaver wrote: »

Raneados wrote: »

Munkus Beaver wrote: »

Raneados wrote: »

potatoe wrote: »

rane collins

yeah but bartenders won't get that

What would be a poor man's tom collins?

Just be all "Tom Collins with a lime twist, on the rocks." You'll come out super classy.

but I don't want that

I want a sprite and gin in a 2 to 1 ratio

Don't wrack on it til you try it.

but I have tried that

and I like the sprite version better

Zombies Tossed My Salad!

Haha. Mully was wasted off Gin and Tonic's at PortPAX

Munkus Beaver

Alright then.

Name it the Photobagel and when people ask tell them "1 part gin, 2 parts sprite." See if it catches on.

Raneados

good lord

that name is perfect for all things!!!!

JC of DI

I still say Rainy-doos Special

Though I'm liking the Photobagel.

Raneados

well now it's the Photobagel

JC of DI

FINE

#pipe

If it's a dare drink you're looking for, try

The Cement Mixer

1 full shot of Irish Creme
1 full shot of lemon juice

pour both into your mouth at the same time but don't swallow, shake your head around mixing the two in your mouth, wait for the cream to curdle, swallow, vomit.

Raneados

ewww
uuuughhh

WHY

Favlaud

I am considering getting some wine

Chianti is splendid in so many ways

Favlaud

Also beers

Munkus Beaver

If we're talking wines, I prefer reds. Pinot if I have the choice.

Favlaud

Munkus you are a gay

naporeon

#pipe wrote: »

If it's a dare drink you're looking for, try

The Cement Mixer

1 full shot of Irish Creme
1 full shot of lemon juice

pour both into your mouth at the same time but don't swallow, shake your head around mixing the two in your mouth, wait for the cream to curdle, swallow, vomit.

Pipe, did you even look at the shit I have been talking about?

Cement Mixers ain't no thing.

Munkus Beaver

Favlaud wrote: »

Munkus you are a gay

Does this mean I finally get in your pants?

Oh fuck I got sick and forgot to send PK the character sheet.

Fuuuuuuuck

Silmaril

God, how did I miss the beer thread.


Adnams Broadside.




Your homework is to drink five bottles.

JC of DI

Silmaril wrote: »

God, how did I miss the beer thread.


Adnams Broadside.




Your homework is to drink five bottles.

Sil - you have done good by me in the past with your suggestion of EVE, so I shall attempt your homework despite my lack of trust for beer.