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The 2017 Sexiest Dictator [chat]

simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a differencetoday, a differenceRegistered User regular
edited January 2017 in Debate and/or Discourse
The world is in crisis. Populist politics have surged, and we need to take the time to seriously consider what we can do to make the world a better place.

That being said, folks, the time has come for yet another vote, but this time we aren't choosing the best chat of the year (but thank you again for your votes in that matter), we're choosing the sexiest dictator. After examining the options, I've chosen ten of the sexiest dictators currently ruling nations in 2017, and it's up to you to decide who wins the coveted Sexiest Dictator Award.

Here are the potential nominees:

#1 - Mr. Jose Eduardo dos Santos, President of Angola
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#2 - Alexander Lukashenko, President of Belarus
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#3 - Xi Jinping, President of China
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#4 - Abdel Fattah al-Sisi, President of Egypt
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#5 - Hassan Rouhani, President of Iran
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#6 - King Abdullah II bin Al Hussein, King of Jordan
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#7 - Vladimir Putin, President of Russia
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#8 - Emomalii Rahmon, President of Tadjikistan
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#9 - Mswati III, King of Swaziland
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#10 - Joseph Kabila, President of the Democratic Republic of Congo
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The 2017 Sexiest Dictator [chat] 82 votes

Mr. Jose Eduardo dos Santos, President of Angola
4%
Rear Admiral ChocoArchBloodBane611Gvzbgul 4 votes
Alexander Lukashenko, President of Belarus
4%
FeralmcpAbdhyiusBethryn 4 votes
Xi Jinping, President of China
3%
RichyMazzyxFrozenzen 3 votes
Abdel Fattah al-Sisi, President of Egypt
2%
Element BrianBloodySloth 2 votes
Hassan Rouhani, President of Iran
6%
ElendilHakkekageDonkey KongThe EndermRahmani 5 votes
King Abdullah II bin Al Hussein, King of Jordan
21%
Machwingschussmatt has a problemZeroCowKane Red RobeDoodmannshrykeMx. QuillHahnsoo1SurfpossumCambiataYamiB.DelmainSLyMSo It GoesKadokenzepherinDiplominator 18 votes
Vladimir Putin, President of Russia
8%
mcdermottjungleroomxa5ehrenEddyGeneral_ArmchairVanguardInvectivus 7 votes
Emomalii Rahmon, President of Tadjikistan
1%
Gator 1 vote
Mswati III, King of Swaziland
15%
CantidoKaputaVishNubTastyfishFuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudSpoitZilla360AlazullJuliusWiseManTobes21stCenturyGiggles_Funsworthknitdan 13 votes
Joseph Kabila, President of the Democratic Republic of Congo
30%
DynagripPsychoLarry1Captain UltraRedTideGarthorMrMisterDanHibikiElldrenNova_CDarkPrimusPanda4YouKid PresentableSurikoCasual EddyemnmnmeHonkEtiowsasimonwolfSealMayabird 25 votes
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  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    writing in young stalin

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    King Abdullah II bin Al Hussein, King of Jordan
    I am waiting for simon to give us his curated "Sexy list" of pictures before I make final judgement.

  • Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    Joseph Kabila, President of the Democratic Republic of Congo
    Delmain wrote: »
    I am waiting for simon to give us his curated "Sexy list" of pictures before I make final judgement.

    Only a fool would cast their vote without photographs of each candidate on the ballot.

  • HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    Is it just me or is Deus Ex: Mankind Divided kind of poorly optimized?

    I'm only averaging 36fps in the benchmark on medium settings with most of the bells and whistles turned off and I yet get consistent 60fps in the Division with everything on high.

    DX:MD is very badly optimized. Mission areas are better, but Prague really suffers, and I think it was a conscious decision to try and go for "pretty" there since it's not quite as much of a combat-intensive area.

    boo

    really wishing I hadn't played through HR right before starting this

    Maybe It's time to actually upgrade my video card then. I went barely above bargain level when building this machine (R9 200 series) with the intent of upgrading to a SLI of one tier up from whatever the best performance/dollar was at the time at some point.

    Still kind of want to wait because of Star Citizen but this card is gonna be falling behind soon.

  • DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    King Abdullah II bin Al Hussein, King of Jordan
    but I'm like 90% I'm going with King Abdullah

  • A Kobold's KoboldA Kobold's Kobold He/Him MississippiRegistered User regular
    I'm bored.

    Played some video games but they didn't fill the void in my heart.

    What to do

    Switch Friend Code: SW-3011-6091-2364
  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    Joseph Kabila, President of the Democratic Republic of Congo
    Young Stalin is not a valid nominee since he is dead

    We are voting for the sexiest currently ruling dictator in 2017

    pls respect the rules of the election process

  • SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    Dictatorship is inherently unsexy and I refuse to vote for any of these and will be writing in Jill Stein and someone's dogs.

  • KrathoonKrathoon Registered User regular
    This was planned way ahead, wasn't it?

  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    Joseph Kabila, President of the Democratic Republic of Congo
    also all pictures are now in the OP, please begin casting your votes and attempting to sway the electorate

  • credeikicredeiki Registered User regular
    I know who I find the sexiest of this list without any pictures, but I think given the current political climate it would be inadvisable to promenade down the [chat] thread with an autocrat affixed to my posts.

    Steam, LoL: credeiki
  • SealSeal Registered User regular
    Joseph Kabila, President of the Democratic Republic of Congo
    Why is windows 10 search so difficult to keep working properly?

  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Vladimir Putin, President of Russia
    Seal wrote: »
    Why is windows 10 search so difficult to keep working properly?

    Most things are difficult to operate with flippers.

  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    Mswati III, King of Swaziland
    Mswati III is the only one giving the camera sexy eyes so he gets my vote

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Joseph Kabila, President of the Democratic Republic of Congo
    Seal wrote: »
    Why is windows 10 search so difficult to keep working properly?

    more like losedows 10

    hahaa

    PSN: Honkalot
  • credeikicredeiki Registered User regular
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    Steam, LoL: credeiki
  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    Joseph Kabila, President of the Democratic Republic of Congo
    this poll is all in good fun among friends and will definitely not result in your being targeted by hackers from any Slavic nation

  • Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    Joseph Kabila, President of the Democratic Republic of Congo
    Very Earth-centric list though, really. www.PlanetRulers.com promises a bit of unspecified galactic variety that it just doesn't deliver on.

  • SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    Seal wrote: »
    Why is windows 10 search so difficult to keep working properly?

    I've started having to kill the cortana process to reset it. Didn't used to have to do that, not sure what's up.

  • DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    King Abdullah II bin Al Hussein, King of Jordan
    for the record, Alexander Lukashenko looks almost exactly like my (late) uncle.

    yay slavs

  • Captain UltraCaptain Ultra low resolution pictures of birds Registered User regular
    Joseph Kabila, President of the Democratic Republic of Congo
    Most of them are a little too flabby to be sexiest.

    1. Kibala
    2. Abdullah II bin Al Hussein
    3. dos Santos

  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    this poll is all in good fun among friends and will definitely not result in your being targeted by hackers from any Slavic nation
    you can't guarantee that

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    kedinik wrote: »
    ronya you fiend

    :P
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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Joseph Kabila, President of the Democratic Republic of Congo
    Odd. I don't see Barack "Executive Order" Obama's name on this list.

  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    Joseph Kabila, President of the Democratic Republic of Congo
    honorary mention going to Abdelaziz Bouteflika, President of Algeria, for the thousand yard bedroom eyes he's giving the camera in this photo

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  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Vladimir Putin, President of Russia
    Of course we all know the real champ is Obama.

    Stone cold sexy.

  • Captain UltraCaptain Ultra low resolution pictures of birds Registered User regular
    Joseph Kabila, President of the Democratic Republic of Congo
    do I have a thing for black guys?

  • Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    [x] M Bison

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  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    Mswati III, King of Swaziland
    Cockles and mussels alive alive o

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
  • NecoNeco In My Restless Dreams Registered User regular
    What is this

  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    What is this
    The 2017 Sexiest Dictator [chat]

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    What is this

    You should have notified the OP if you wanted to be on the list, neco.

  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Vladimir Putin, President of Russia
    Neco wrote: »
    What is this

    Sexy horrible people chat.

  • kedinikkedinik Registered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    kedinik wrote: »
    ronya you fiend

    :P
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    I am undone

  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    What is this

    Sexy horrible people chat.

    you rang?

  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Xi Jinping, President of China
    Wait I protest. Rouhani is not the dictator of Iran this man is.

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    @simonwolf

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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited January 2017
    King Abdullah II bin Al Hussein, King of Jordan
    King Abdullah II, in addition to not being a horrible person, is also a badass.

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    matt has a problem on
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  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    edited January 2017
    Vladimir Putin, President of Russia
    Good news everybody!

    My email app was fucking up so I killed it and apparently it didn't restart, and I got news just now from 2 this afternoon that the apartment I wanted got taken today because I was iced in, couldnt get my deposit up there, and the roads were fine in Lincoln!

    Fiddlesticks.

    jungleroomx on
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    #673 Donald Trump

  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Joseph Kabila, President of the Democratic Republic of Congo
    Badass wearing mittens? pfffffffff

    PSN: Honkalot
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