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You fuckers got mothers?

Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
edited April 2007 in Social Entropy++
So mothers day is coming up pretty quick. I'm pretty sure all you have mothers and were not spawned from the depths of hell. What are we all getting our sweet sweet female parental units to show out thanks for raising us? I'll be getting my mother a strand of cultured fresh water pearls.

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  • HomelessHomeless Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    my mother is dead

    Homeless on
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Mine is picky

    #pipe on
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  • StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    i got no qualms about nailing another guys mom

    Starfuck on
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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    wait shit

    are telling us you're giving your mom a pearl neckless?

    you sick fucker

    #pipe on
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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Mine died when I was 12. Thanks for bringing up this painful, painful time.

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  • poisnedcokepoisnedcoke Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I'm gonna tell my mom my gift is the love and respect I have for raising me and how much I enjoy her company.

    Than ask her to pay for my dinner.

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    #pipe wrote: »
    wait shit

    are telling us you're giving your mom a pearl neckless?

    you sick fucker
    What? Fuck you, she likes pearls!

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    #pipe wrote: »
    wait shit

    are telling us you're giving your mom a pearl neckless?

    you sick fucker

    following in his father's footsteps

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    wait shit

    are telling us you're giving your mom a pearl neckless?

    you sick fucker

    following in his father's footsteps

    sloppy seconds.

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I'm missing a very obvious joke here aren't I?

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    ZeroZero wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    wait shit

    are telling us you're giving your mom a pearl neckless?

    you sick fucker
    What? Fuck you, she likes pearls!

    OH GOD HE'S DONE IT BEFORE

    #pipe on
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  • SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    ZeroZero wrote: »
    I'm missing a very obvious joke here aren't I?

    GIS "pearl necklace"

    Sami on
  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Here's a diagram

    JOKE












    Head

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  • HomelessHomeless Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    hahaha the wikipedia article has a picture

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Sami wrote: »
    ZeroZero wrote: »
    I'm missing a very obvious joke here aren't I?

    GIS "pearl necklace"
    10 pages of GISing later, and all I see is rather nice pearl neckstrands

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    wikipedia is the best for looking up sex things

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  • SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    ZeroZero wrote: »
    Sami wrote: »
    ZeroZero wrote: »
    I'm missing a very obvious joke here aren't I?

    GIS "pearl necklace"
    10 pages of GISing later, and all I see is rather nice pearl neckstrands

    ok, try "jizz on her face"

    Sami on
  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Homeless wrote: »
    hahaha the wikipedia article has a picture
    Oh yep there we go.

    You guys are funny. Man. Woo! :roll:

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Homeless wrote: »
    hahaha the wikipedia article has a picture

    OH SHIT HA HA HA

    #pipe on
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  • SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Oh god, the picture in the facial article is horrifying.

    Sami on
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    see also: Mammary Intercourse

    #pipe on
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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    #pipe wrote: »
    see also: Mammary Intercourse

    like

    INSIDE?!?!

    :D

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  • HomelessHomeless Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    "don't worry mom i'm just tracing this picture for wikipedia"

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    You're giving your mom a pearl necklace?

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    You should totally get her your dick in a box and a pearl neckless.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    scarlet st. wrote: »
    You're giving your mom a pearl necklace?

    You've gotta read past the first post scarlet

    #pipe on
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  • HomelessHomeless Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    neckless huh?

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  • SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    scarlet st. wrote: »
    You're giving your mom a pearl necklace?


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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Homeless wrote: »
    neckless huh?

    sshhh

    #pipe on
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  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I do not know what to get my mom. :(

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  • SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Mister Longbaugh wrote: »
    I do not know what to get my mom. :(

    I hear pearl necklaces are all the rage.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    pearl necklesses

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    We've had mothers day.

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  • OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Oh shit how much longer do we have? HOW MUCH LONGER?!

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  • FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    description of the image: pearl necklace, made in a private session. We are a couple like many others, not "pro", so get this photo "as is".
    :|

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  • Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I gave my mom a pearl necklace last year, that's old hat.

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  • I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    #pipe wrote: »
    see also: Mammary Intercourse

    hahah ooh god.

    do you UKers actually call it "Tit wank"

    because that is the funniest thing i have even heard

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    My mother stopped talking to me like seven months ago.

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    commie wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    see also: Mammary Intercourse

    hahah ooh god.

    do you UKers actually call it "Tit wank"

    because that is the funniest thing i have even heard

    Yes we do.


    Nothing quite like a good Tit wank.

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  • Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Shorty wrote: »
    My mother stopped talking to me like seven months ago.

    was it because of the pearl necklace you gave her?

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