MOUNTAIN MAN [CHAT]

amateurhour

I WILL BREAK FREE OF THE HATRED OF THE MACHINE GETH AND BE GIVEN A CHAT BY MY ROPE DRIVEN BROTHER AND SHOW YOU WHAT IT MEANS TO MOUNTAIN MAN!

THIS IS A MOUNTAIN MAN



HE SLEEPS IN A TENT



HE CARRIES STUFF TO MAKE COFFEE



HE CARRIES A RIFLE KIT



SOMETIMES A BOW



HE IS A MAN OF THE MOUNTAINS. DISCUSS!

knitdan

skippydumptruck wrote: »

I have a very devout catholic friend who had anal sex with two of my other friends to preserve her virginity

Like...at the same time?

Gazing

You finally did it

RonTheDM

the mountain man will die with all ancient things

like dial up and flip phones

Krathoon

https://youtu.be/00EuV2ItXFg

A Kobold's Kobold

hai

amateurhour

I've had those fucking pictures on my desktop for a month.

Geth is rigged

kedinik

I'm proud to announce that my efforts to ensure that California, greatest state in the union, gets its own state dinosaur has taken a major step forward. After communicating with a team of paleontologists to pick the best one for our state, we've found a sponsor in Assemblymember Bloom who has introduced AB1540. Hopefully soon, Augustynolophus Morrisi will be our official state dinosaur.

knitdan

You've come far, pilgrim.

Some say you're dead because of this. Others say you never will be.

BeNarwhal

I've never been more proud of a fellow human being in my entire life, AH

BlackDragon480

knitdan wrote: »

skippydumptruck wrote: »

I have a very devout catholic friend who had anal sex with two of my other friends to preserve her virginity

Like...at the same time?

Only a true pro can double in the A.

Hi I'm Vee!

Mountain Man



Mountain Men

Kid Presentable

Donkey Kong

if there's one thing god looks the other way on, it's anal with multiple partners out of wedlock. it's right there in the bible

OnTheLastCastle

knitdan wrote: »

You've come far, pilgrim.

Some say you're dead because of this. Others say you never will be.

Heroes never die but legends live forever

OnTheLastCastle

Donkey Kong wrote: »

if there's one thing god looks the other way on, it's anal with multiple partners out of wedlock. it's right there in the bible

Yeah butt you gotta pull out

amateurhour

Kid Presentable wrote: »

he finally put enough dirt on it

Hi I'm Vee!

kedinik wrote: »

I'm proud to announce that my efforts to ensure that California, greatest state in the union, gets its own state dinosaur has taken a major step forward. After communicating with a team of paleontologists to pick the best one for our state, we've found a sponsor in Assemblymember Bloom who has introduced AB1540. Hopefully soon, Augustynolophus Morrisi will be our official state dinosaur.

Oh cool, I wonder what kind of dinosaur Augustyno--



...

Evil Multifarious

Rewatching Rick and Morty now

Fuck this is a good show

Tav

knitdan

That looks like a cow fucked a lizard

Abdy

I am annoyed at how Eidolon is pronounced in FFXIII

Which is apparently the standard english pronounciation so not FFs fault but still I do not like it

BlackDragon480

When I think Mountain Men, I think of Charlton Heston and Brian Keith being drunk out of their mind fur trappers meeting a like 90 year old Indian guy named Old Iron Belly (he wore like a piece of Conquistador armor all the time) getting ready to get down with a barely legal squaw.

Mortious

That man has a rat on his head.

simonwolf

Bowen

wow AH got his chat

3 years, it's about time man

Mortious

Tav wrote: »

Taste the rainbow

kedinik

visiblehowl wrote: »

kedinik wrote: »

I'm proud to announce that my efforts to ensure that California, greatest state in the union, gets its own state dinosaur has taken a major step forward. After communicating with a team of paleontologists to pick the best one for our state, we've found a sponsor in Assemblymember Bloom who has introduced AB1540. Hopefully soon, Augustynolophus Morrisi will be our official state dinosaur.

Oh cool, I wonder what kind of dinosaur Augustyno--



...

It is, I gather, the only discovered dinosaur species that seemingly lived exclusively within the borders of California

desc

okay let's try this koei Berserk! game

kedinik

simonwolf wrote: »

god damn

knitdan

For me the quintessential mountain man film will always be Sourdough..

No idea where to find it these days, I'm not sure it ever got a DVD release.

I can't even find a consensus on when it was made. Some places say 1977, others say 1981.

Krathoon

https://youtu.be/5bsB1ysjg_Q

All aboard the hype train.

Abdy

Eye dough lawn, blech

Gazing

People keep posting this person's videos, now it is my turn.

https://youtu.be/4zudc0WAQQw

amateurhour

I'd say my mountain man top choices are

- Jeremiah Johnson
- The Revenant
- Ravenous
- Dances with Wolves
- Anything else with a sidelock rifle
- Hell on Wheels on repeat

Krathoon

I am too tired to setup PSVR.

A Kobold's Kobold

00: START
10: PRINT the dark souls of the dark souls of the dark souls of the dark souls of the dark souls of
20: GOTO 10

BeNarwhal

bowen wrote: »

wow AH got his chat

3 years, it's about time man

And do you see how he got it?

He took it, because he knew it belonged to him.

Let that be a lesson to all you would-be [chat] makers!

Havelock3.0

amateurhour wrote: »

I WILL BREAK FREE OF THE HATRED OF THE MACHINE GETH AND BE GIVEN A CHAT BY MY ROPE DRIVEN BROTHER AND SHOW YOU WHAT IT MEANS TO MOUNTAIN MAN!

THIS IS A MOUNTAIN MAN



HE SLEEPS IN A TENT



HE CARRIES STUFF TO MAKE COFFEE



HE CARRIES A RIFLE KIT



SOMETIMES A BOW



HE IS A MAN OF THE MOUNTAINS. DISCUSS!

KING IN THE NORTH
KING IN THE NORTH

BlackDragon480

amateurhour wrote: »

I'd say my mountain man top choices are

- Jeremiah Johnson
- The Revenant
- Ravenous
- Dances with Wolves
- Anything else with a sidelock rifle
- Hell on Wheels on repeat

I'm sorry, none of those are:

Cannibal: The Musical

knitdan

Others I like

Last of the Mohicans (what, they're wearing skins and using knives and axes and archaic guns)
Iron Will
White Fang