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    davidsdurionsdavidsdurions Your Trusty Meatshield Panhandle NebraskaRegistered User regular
    Here's a quick piece illustrating what has already gone wrong with Death Wish:

    http://www.chicagotribune.com/entertainment/movies/ct-ent-death-wish-trailer-bruce-willis-20170803-story.html

    Kinda sad that Willis' abilities are being used on this.

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    urahonkyurahonky Resident FF7R hater Registered User regular
    honovere wrote: »
    Kermode put it nicely:
    https://youtu.be/1UBia76eesA

    That is an interesting series of events for the movie and doesn't really bode well for the quality of the movie... But I wish he had gone further into the social media post he references.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Death Sentence was a modernish remake on death wish and it was much less glamorizing vigilantes. Like by the end of the movie the main character is ruined entirely not smirking to a therapist.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    urahonky wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    urahonky wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Yeah like I enjoy Willis as an actor and his action ouevre but Eli Roth doing a "vigilantism is cool" movie seems super wrong where america is right now.

    Explain? Is there a higher amount of vigilante justice happening right now? I feel like I'm out of the loop.

    The trailer looked fun and I'll probably see it.

    Have you entirely missed police officers executing black people over perceived crimes?

    A movie set in chicago a frequent right wing talking point about nebulous minority crime that has Bruce Willis killing people who are "criminals" is like really really bad optics.

    No I'm well aware of cops shooting black people, but this movie isn't about cops shooting black people. It looks like your run of the mill vigilante justice movie. I recognize the name "Eli Roth" but don't know much about him. Is it because it's him directing it that makes it a sensitive topic? Right wingers have always used Chicago as an example of why gun control doesn't work. Should they have just used NYC instead?

    The original did.

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    TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    Death Wish '17 might be better if it wasn't called Death Wish. A bit too much humor and I really don't like the forced real life radio show stuff that feels dated a month after the film's release.

    Then again it gets major, major points for casting Elisabeth Shue. I would go on a vigilante vengeance quest too. She is an angel, you do not touch her you punks.

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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    I mean, it's an Eli Roth movie

    It's gonna be gross and inappropriate in any year

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    Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    Here's a quick piece illustrating what has already gone wrong with Death Wish:

    http://www.chicagotribune.com/entertainment/movies/ct-ent-death-wish-trailer-bruce-willis-20170803-story.html

    Kinda sad that Willis' abilities are being used on this.

    Given Willis politics I'm not shocked he'd be ok signing up for a movie like that.

    Now all we need are Jon Voight and Kelsey Grammer to guest star.

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    CaptainNemoCaptainNemo Registered User regular
    edited August 2017
    https://youtu.be/m3tkFOtM6go

    This honestly looks incredible

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    TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    edited August 2017
    So they're just ripping off Summer Heights High with the dicks thing.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m25butSyl1I

    Fuck you, sir.

    edit: As for American Vandal, I'm hesitant on it because that lead guy is some Vine/Facebook comedian, which is pretty far down the quality ladder.

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    NobeardNobeard North Carolina: Failed StateRegistered User regular
    edited August 2017
    Maaaaan, that Death Wish trailer gave me some conflicting emotions. On the one hand, I like Bruce willis. He plays "stoic badass" very well, and those quips were just great. On the other hand, it's downright disgusting how this film feeds the "murdervengeance" fantasy, especially the family man angle. Our culture implicitly teaches family men that they are the protector of the family. Problem is, nowadays there is nothing tangible to defend the family from. There are no smilodons or short faced bears or rival tribesman to club to death. Modern threats to family safety, like losing your job or your children having a hard time at school, can't be killed. Thus the fantasy of a righteous rampage in defense of the family. The problem I'm having with this trailer is it's just too real to feed this fantasy as much as it does. That does not mean I'm always against cathartic indulgence in otherwise unhealthy ideas. Something like Taken is sufficiently removed from reality to be enjoyed. But a regular guy buying a gun and murdering people on the street is just too much. Maybe there's a twist where his daughter finds out he is the vigilante and she is so disgusted he winds up losing her, too, but I doubt it.

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    DanHibikiDanHibiki Registered User regular
    so is this the life story of George Zimmerman or just a western adaptation of Mad Bull 34?

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    XeddicusXeddicus Registered User regular
    It's a movie about a good guy killing bad people it seems like. Then you read into that what you will.

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    MalReynoldsMalReynolds The Hunter S Thompson of incredibly mild medicines Registered User regular
    A good white bald guy in a hoodie murdering people.

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    TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    Wait there's a new Statham trailer somewhere?

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    TexiKen wrote: »
    Wait there's a new Statham trailer somewhere?

    Nah this is someone else trying to be Charles Bronson. So Statham should be upset.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    NobeardNobeard North Carolina: Failed StateRegistered User regular
    Xeddicus wrote: »
    It's a movie about a good guy killing bad people it seems like. Then you read into that what you will.

    This is so simplified as to be meaningless. It's not even a simplification, it's removing all context so what your left with is easily palatable. Its the fugu of opinions.

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    JragghenJragghen Registered User regular
    edited August 2017
    Mr. Robot Season 3

    https://youtu.be/CmtaZ8sOfbk

    e: For those not aware the reason the youtube video is unlisted is the url was obtained by a fan that solved a riddle on twitter.

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    XeddicusXeddicus Registered User regular
    Nobeard wrote: »
    Xeddicus wrote: »
    It's a movie about a good guy killing bad people it seems like. Then you read into that what you will.

    This is so simplified as to be meaningless. It's not even a simplification, it's removing all context so what your left with is easily palatable. Its the fugu of opinions.

    It's a movie trailer. What I said is accurate.

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    DocshiftyDocshifty Registered User regular
    Here's a quick piece illustrating what has already gone wrong with Death Wish:

    http://www.chicagotribune.com/entertainment/movies/ct-ent-death-wish-trailer-bruce-willis-20170803-story.html

    Kinda sad that Willis' abilities are being used on this.

    Compare it to the trailer for Death Sentence (Which was essentially Death Wish again)

    https://youtu.be/getEzmS42wM

    I can't recall if Death Sentence ever says what city it is in. It is far less celebratory in tone. The main character isn't killing everyone they think 'deserves' it.
    His son is attacked with a knife in front of him during a robbery as part of a gang initiation. The son later dies in the hospital. The prosecutor is forced to drop the case because the father refuses to give testimony after the prosecutor says he should be able to get 3-5 years in a deal, but a conviction would be difficult, let alone a life sentence.
    He targets the people responsible for his tragedy. And more importantly, everything past 20 minutes in, every horrible event, all the suffering, is solely because he chose to circumvent the legal system.

    After his first act of revenge
    The gang attacks his house, and kills his wife. She dies because he thought he would play executioner. His only surviving son is beaten nearly to death. At the time of the final standoff, to his knowledge his son is going to die. He's lost his whole family because of his choice.
    At the end
    Bacon's character bleeds to death after the final gun fight
    Nobody's life is improved, he isn't a hero. He's just another statistic.

    It isn't a great movie, and has a lot of serious problems (the derisive comments about the 'plight of inner city youth'), but the tone was far less "Rah rah" than this looks to be.

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    XeddicusXeddicus Registered User regular
    I haven't seen that, but that sounds awful. I don't need a movie telling me life sucks. Tastes etc.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    Goodbye Christopher Robin

    https://youtu.be/uQq3aFSijRg

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    I will see Death Wish.

    I will not see Death Wish in a theater.

    That's about all I have to say about Death Wish.

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    HeatwaveHeatwave Come, now, and walk the path of explosions with me!Registered User regular
    Goodbye Christopher Robin

    https://youtu.be/uQq3aFSijRg
    When I saw that title I was going to make a joke referencing a certain series, then yoooooo! They're connected!

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_8ycSX9PqE

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    Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    edited August 2017
    Xeddicus wrote: »
    I haven't seen that, but that sounds awful. I don't need a movie telling me life sucks. Tastes etc.

    It's a morality tale, and unlike lots of movies exploring the subject delved into how it'd realistically play out rather than be another wish fulfillment fantasy about being a vigilante and killing people. It's an excellent movie.

    Savages kind of does this, too.

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    XeddicusXeddicus Registered User regular
    Don't care for morality tales, either. No shit exacting personal justice/going on a shooting spree would turn out bad, I don't need a movie telling me that. Movies are all about wish fulfillment for me. If I want reality I can look out a window. Blow things up. Punch that alien. Shoot those assholes. My parents and my brain had/have the morality stuff covered.

    Not that it can't still be a good movie. But it be in despite of stuff like that making it depressing it sounds like on top of any preaching it may or may not do (again, for me).

    And of course Netflix doesn't have it for me to decide. Bah.

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    Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    Xeddicus wrote: »
    Don't care for morality tales, either. No shit exacting personal justice/going on a shooting spree would turn out bad, I don't need a movie telling me that. Movies are all about wish fulfillment for me. If I want reality I can look out a window. Blow things up. Punch that alien. Shoot those assholes. My parents and my brain had/have the morality stuff covered.

    Not that it can't still be a good movie. But it be in despite of stuff like that making it depressing it sounds like on top of any preaching it may or may not do (again, for me).

    And of course Netflix doesn't have it for me to decide. Bah.

    Plenty of good movies have been made about morality tales, crime fiction is rife with it. Devil's Advocate? Morality tale. Scarface? Morality tale. Gangster Squad? Bad movie with a shitty morality tale RE: condoning the actions of real crooked cops. Even super-heroes go into this like The Dark Knight. Do you like any of these movies?

    That said, you don't have to agree with the morality tale to like it, or already being on board with the concept.

    Nor does having a morality tale mean it has to be incredibly depressing like Sicaro or The Counsellor, there's a spectrum here.

    I'm against preaching, including things I agree with - like Avatar, though it feels bit strange to assign every movie a morality tale under that umbrella. It'd also include a huge amount of tv shows, as well.

    Death Sentence may be a downer, but it's a Disney musical to Sicaro.

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    For being a 'morality tale', it's always scared me how many people take Scarface as an idolization of the lifestyle.

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    Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    For being a 'morality tale', it's always scared me how many people take Scarface as an idolization of the lifestyle.

    I don't know how common it is but I've heard that many people who do that turn it off before the ending.

    Now you mention it, this is fairly common with works with villainous/anti-hero protagonists - like Breaking Bad, the Sopranos, Wall Street etc. It's disappointing to discover that disconnect. :(

    Sometimes it's difficult for works like that to be seen as morality tales without simultaneously being perceived as either condoning the behavior, or having a fandom which misses the point. Oliver Stone goes through this a lot in his career.

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    PaladinPaladin Registered User regular
    I like not knowing if a work will end in a moral lesson or not. I don't judge them according to how closely they adhere to fable structure

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    Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    edited August 2017
    Room 104, 2nd trailer.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVVPbJo6GVw

    What did I just watch?

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    HeatwaveHeatwave Come, now, and walk the path of explosions with me!Registered User regular
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    I lol'd hard when that clip from game of thrones started playing started playing immediately after the trailer.

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    Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
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    durandal4532durandal4532 Registered User regular
    Death Wish looks deeply shitty. I think Eli Roth may actually be pretty bad at making films, not good at making them.

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    davidsdurionsdavidsdurions Your Trusty Meatshield Panhandle NebraskaRegistered User regular
    Heatwave wrote: »
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    I lol'd hard when that clip from game of thrones started playing started playing immediately after the trailer.

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    urahonkyurahonky Resident FF7R hater Registered User regular
    Goodbye Christopher Robin

    https://youtu.be/uQq3aFSijRg

    Oh my goodness. This looks delightful.

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    scherbchenscherbchen Asgard (it is dead)Registered User regular

    huh. yes, please!

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