Fashion thread I am frustrated. My proportions are all out of whack. Like, I've definitely bulked up since I started weight training but I'm also not cut and trim. I'm strong-fat and it's messing up my clothes flow.
I tried on so many pants and found that 34 and 32 waists are too big but 30 is too small, especially around the cuff. Couldn't find a 33 to save my life so I gave up and moved on to shirts. Mediums are too tight now but almost every large I tried is cut goofy as hell apparently and hangs off me around the waist and gives me this weird bell shape. The only thing that fits anymore is like, Under Armour shirts and workout pants. I'm like some kind of lumpy homunculus.
I used to be able to pull off the slimmer cut jeans and shirts and look all trendy and junk but now I constantly look like I'm either about to go for a reasonably sick gym sesh, brah or I just got out of bed and can't be arsed to put myself together.
that's all down to diet, man. no sugar, no carbs, all veggies and protein and small portions
it blooooooooooooows
Yeah it does. Surprisingly, though, my diet's not that bad. I've cleaned it up a lot, but I don't know if it's enough. I'm dreading how drastic it'd have to be to be really effective.
I don't really have this problem in the winter because layers, glorious layers. I may just have to accept my summer fashion is going to be stretchy pants and shirts.
Fashion thread I am frustrated. My proportions are all out of whack. Like, I've definitely bulked up since I started weight training but I'm also not cut and trim. I'm strong-fat and it's messing up my clothes flow.
I tried on so many pants and found that 34 and 32 waists are too big but 30 is too small, especially around the cuff. Couldn't find a 33 to save my life so I gave up and moved on to shirts. Mediums are too tight now but almost every large I tried is cut goofy as hell apparently and hangs off me around the waist and gives me this weird bell shape. The only thing that fits anymore is like, Under Armour shirts and workout pants. I'm like some kind of lumpy homunculus.
I used to be able to pull off the slimmer cut jeans and shirts and look all trendy and junk but now I constantly look like I'm either about to go for a reasonably sick gym sesh, brah or I just got out of bed and can't be arsed to put myself together.
/rant
Welcome to my exact clothes-shopping hell. I finally stumbled upon a cut of jeans with a 31 waist that fits decent and bought every pair they had (which, granted, was only, like, 3, but still)
I think its probs better to keep searching than drastically change your body shape, Juggsy. One day you'll stumble across a shop/style that does work and you can buy loads of it in one go.
I think its probs better to keep searching than drastically change your body shape, Juggsy. One day you'll stumble across a shop/style that does work and you can buy loads of it in one go.
Alternately, I'll build you a mold you can sleep to completely reshape your body to whatever design you like. It'll be great--I do very good work, I assume.
Fashion thread I am frustrated. My proportions are all out of whack. Like, I've definitely bulked up since I started weight training but I'm also not cut and trim. I'm strong-fat and it's messing up my clothes flow.
I tried on so many pants and found that 34 and 32 waists are too big but 30 is too small, especially around the cuff. Couldn't find a 33 to save my life so I gave up and moved on to shirts. Mediums are too tight now but almost every large I tried is cut goofy as hell apparently and hangs off me around the waist and gives me this weird bell shape. The only thing that fits anymore is like, Under Armour shirts and workout pants. I'm like some kind of lumpy homunculus.
I used to be able to pull off the slimmer cut jeans and shirts and look all trendy and junk but now I constantly look like I'm either about to go for a reasonably sick gym sesh, brah or I just got out of bed and can't be arsed to put myself together.
/rant
Welcome to my exact clothes-shopping hell. I finally stumbled upon a cut of jeans with a 31 waist that fits decent and bought every pair they had (which, granted, was only, like, 3, but still)
Fashion thread I am frustrated. My proportions are all out of whack. Like, I've definitely bulked up since I started weight training but I'm also not cut and trim. I'm strong-fat and it's messing up my clothes flow.
I tried on so many pants and found that 34 and 32 waists are too big but 30 is too small, especially around the cuff. Couldn't find a 33 to save my life so I gave up and moved on to shirts. Mediums are too tight now but almost every large I tried is cut goofy as hell apparently and hangs off me around the waist and gives me this weird bell shape. The only thing that fits anymore is like, Under Armour shirts and workout pants. I'm like some kind of lumpy homunculus.
I used to be able to pull off the slimmer cut jeans and shirts and look all trendy and junk but now I constantly look like I'm either about to go for a reasonably sick gym sesh, brah or I just got out of bed and can't be arsed to put myself together.
/rant
Welcome to my exact clothes-shopping hell. I finally stumbled upon a cut of jeans with a 31 waist that fits decent and bought every pair they had (which, granted, was only, like, 3, but still)
three pants!!!
the bourgeois it is real
I don't have to do denim laundry for, like, two weeks! Truly I have reached the apex of luxury living.
I think its probs better to keep searching than drastically change your body shape, Juggsy. One day you'll stumble across a shop/style that does work and you can buy loads of it in one go.
Alternately, I'll build you a mold you can sleep to completely reshape your body to whatever design you like. It'll be great--I do very good work, I assume.
I think its probs better to keep searching than drastically change your body shape, Juggsy. One day you'll stumble across a shop/style that does work and you can buy loads of it in one go.
Alternately, I'll build you a mold you can sleep to completely reshape your body to whatever design you like. It'll be great--I do very good work, I assume.
Nah I like my body the way it is.
Oh, sorry, I was referring to Juggs. Although I guess the offer stands for anyone who wants to Jell-o their way to a new bod....
I think its probs better to keep searching than drastically change your body shape, Juggsy. One day you'll stumble across a shop/style that does work and you can buy loads of it in one go.
Alternately, I'll build you a mold you can sleep to completely reshape your body to whatever design you like. It'll be great--I do very good work, I assume.
I call it the "Engima of OmnipotentBagel Fault" system
I think its probs better to keep searching than drastically change your body shape, Juggsy. One day you'll stumble across a shop/style that does work and you can buy loads of it in one go.
My clothes nemesis is shoes, they are too big.
I'm gonna bring back togas. Everybody looks good in a toga, regardless of body type.
i knew i was less stressed about money when i bought this bag at full price (or barely discounted? it's been 5 years), and loved it so much, a backup on clearance. or rather, i loved it so much, (Target's) price was no object. after some dithering.
also it continues as my everyday bag, and i get compliments still, so. .. worth the investment. i do need to make new straps, though, as the pvc is flaking into nothingness. and i kinda need a smaller, lighter bag so i don't haul so much around.
on a similar note, i am not willing to buy this on discount (at $40-something) but look at it
that's all down to diet, man. no sugar, no carbs, all veggies and protein and small portions
it blooooooooooooows
Yeah it does. Surprisingly, though, my diet's not that bad. I've cleaned it up a lot, but I don't know if it's enough. I'm dreading how drastic it'd have to be to be really effective.
I don't really have this problem in the winter because layers, glorious layers. I may just have to accept my summer fashion is going to be stretchy pants and shirts.
That's the rub, you need to have a ridiculously extreme regiment of diet to look like say Zac Efron or Brad Pitt. Or, you know, be 16-20 and have the right genes.
that's all down to diet, man. no sugar, no carbs, all veggies and protein and small portions
it blooooooooooooows
Yeah it does. Surprisingly, though, my diet's not that bad. I've cleaned it up a lot, but I don't know if it's enough. I'm dreading how drastic it'd have to be to be really effective.
I don't really have this problem in the winter because layers, glorious layers. I may just have to accept my summer fashion is going to be stretchy pants and shirts.
That's the rub, you need to have a ridiculously extreme regiment of diet to look like say Zac Efron or Brad Pitt. Or, you know, be 16-20 and have the right genes.
I think its probs better to keep searching than drastically change your body shape, Juggsy. One day you'll stumble across a shop/style that does work and you can buy loads of it in one go.
Alternately, I'll build you a mold you can sleep to completely reshape your body to whatever design you like. It'll be great--I do very good work, I assume.
Nah I like my body the way it is.
Oh, sorry, I was referring to Juggs. Although I guess the offer stands for anyone who wants to Jell-o their way to a new bod....
So I bought my first petticoat and two dresses to go with it
One I just gotta seamrip a bow off of that bothers me, but I can probably turn it into a hair clip that would match the outfit instead of being just above my navel, which looks silly
The other, when combined with the petticoat, has a skirt that balloons out to like five feet in diameter and I love it dearly and look forward to wearing victory rolls with it very soon, at which point I'll take pictures, because right now I am a post-work mess and I'd rather wear pyjamas and watch wrestling thank you very much
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Dude you are looking svelte! You've been hitting the gym?
I tried on so many pants and found that 34 and 32 waists are too big but 30 is too small, especially around the cuff. Couldn't find a 33 to save my life so I gave up and moved on to shirts. Mediums are too tight now but almost every large I tried is cut goofy as hell apparently and hangs off me around the waist and gives me this weird bell shape. The only thing that fits anymore is like, Under Armour shirts and workout pants. I'm like some kind of lumpy homunculus.
I used to be able to pull off the slimmer cut jeans and shirts and look all trendy and junk but now I constantly look like I'm either about to go for a reasonably sick gym sesh, brah or I just got out of bed and can't be arsed to put myself together.
/rant
it blooooooooooooows
Yeah it does. Surprisingly, though, my diet's not that bad. I've cleaned it up a lot, but I don't know if it's enough. I'm dreading how drastic it'd have to be to be really effective.
I don't really have this problem in the winter because layers, glorious layers. I may just have to accept my summer fashion is going to be stretchy pants and shirts.
Welcome to my exact clothes-shopping hell. I finally stumbled upon a cut of jeans with a 31 waist that fits decent and bought every pair they had (which, granted, was only, like, 3, but still)
My clothes nemesis is shoes, they are too big.
Alternately, I'll build you a mold you can sleep to completely reshape your body to whatever design you like. It'll be great--I do very good work, I assume.
three pants!!!
the bourgeois it is real
I don't have to do denim laundry for, like, two weeks! Truly I have reached the apex of luxury living.
Nah I like my body the way it is.
Oh, sorry, I was referring to Juggs. Although I guess the offer stands for anyone who wants to Jell-o their way to a new bod....
I call it the "Engima of OmnipotentBagel Fault" system
I'm gonna bring back togas. Everybody looks good in a toga, regardless of body type.
also it continues as my everyday bag, and i get compliments still, so. .. worth the investment. i do need to make new straps, though, as the pvc is flaking into nothingness. and i kinda need a smaller, lighter bag so i don't haul so much around.
on a similar note, i am not willing to buy this on discount (at $40-something) but look at it
those are two versions, not an artsy filter.
... maybe i can find an inexpensive Kipling...
That's the rub, you need to have a ridiculously extreme regiment of diet to look like say Zac Efron or Brad Pitt. Or, you know, be 16-20 and have the right genes.
I ain't trying to get that jacked.
That's movie jacked. Shit isn't sustainable.
I've been digging and lifting heavy things for work! it's better than the gym cause I get paid
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If that store had been up when I got married you better believe that's where my wedding dress would have come from.
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yeah..... finger..........
One I just gotta seamrip a bow off of that bothers me, but I can probably turn it into a hair clip that would match the outfit instead of being just above my navel, which looks silly
The other, when combined with the petticoat, has a skirt that balloons out to like five feet in diameter and I love it dearly and look forward to wearing victory rolls with it very soon, at which point I'll take pictures, because right now I am a post-work mess and I'd rather wear pyjamas and watch wrestling thank you very much
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Met Gala had some interesting stuff, nothing to top Zayn's Deus Ex arms from last year but I liked these
Zendaya in Dolce & Gabbana
Don Glover sporting the Lando Moustache and continuing the animal theme in Burberry
There's also a couple of capital L Looks
Wiz Khalifa in ???
Cara Delevingne in a Chanel final fantasy boss outfit from the first disc, before things get too crazy
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Glover and Ruby Rose at the Gala
but I do like that dress, and those sleeves
... man i just realised that with great tats you're never underdressed, right @Lost Salient?
I should look into that.
And what she did with her hair is fucking amazing