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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    We exchanged our things yesterday. Today she removed me from her Facebook.

    I feel worthless. I'm never going to find anyone ever again. I don't even want to I don't deserve it. I don't even want to listen to my favorite bands anymore because of those concerts she took me to.

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    DON'T LET PEOPLE OWN STUFF ABOUT YOU!!!

    This is important. If there's something you like and you share it with someone and they leave do not let them ruin it for you. That was yours. It always was yours. You can't give something up that you like because there's a shade of memory in it.

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    My mother has decided she would like me to date William of Orange. She thinks he would be good for me, and scoffed at my mentioning hes been dead for hundreds of years.

    I've said I will try my best.

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Hmm, dead people make good fertilizer which is good for plants which reinforces my "Liiya is a dryad" theory.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    My mother has decided she would like me to date William of Orange. She thinks he would be good for me, and scoffed at my mentioning hes been dead for hundreds of years.

    I've said I will try my best.

    Hmmmmmm.
    As King of Scotland, he is known as William II.[2] He is informally known by sections of the population in Northern Ireland and Scotland as "King Billy."

    Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    My mother has decided she would like me to date William of Orange. She thinks he would be good for me, and scoffed at my mentioning hes been dead for hundreds of years.

    I've said I will try my best.

    Turns out she's referring to specific actor. This makes a lot more sense.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I dunno, Lichqueen Liiya has a nice ring to it.

    Go for the dead King Billy.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    My mother has decided she would like me to date William of Orange. She thinks he would be good for me, and scoffed at my mentioning hes been dead for hundreds of years.

    I've said I will try my best.

    Well maybe she thinks that's the best part about him

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    We exchanged our things yesterday. Today she removed me from her Facebook.

    I feel worthless. I'm never going to find anyone ever again. I don't even want to I don't deserve it. I don't even want to listen to my favorite bands anymore because of those concerts she took me to.

    You aren't, you will, that feeling will change, you do.

    This too will pass, my friend

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    I heard we were talking about plant liches in here.

    Pliches?

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
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    HyperBalladHyperBallad A ball of vivid colour and barely contained emotions Sydney. Lost in time and space.Registered User regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    Peaches?

    Peaches eh? You know she was once a school teacher? I find that fucking awesome.

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    EinzelEinzel Registered User regular
    Hmm, dead people make good fertilizer which is good for plants which reinforces my "Liiya is a dryad" theory.

    Dryad or necromancer?

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    A Die-ad.

    Wearing a Die-adem.

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Einzel wrote: »
    Hmm, dead people make good fertilizer which is good for plants which reinforces my "Liiya is a dryad" theory.

    Dryad or necromancer?

    I'm sure the fae know all sorts of fell magic but I'm like 95% sure if Liiya strays too far from her tree she'll wither away.

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    Hexmage-PAHexmage-PA Registered User regular
    edited May 2017
    Einzel wrote: »
    Hexmage-PA wrote: »
    I just finished talking to the girl I found on Match.com. We haven't set anything concrete yet because she has a weird work schedule, but when I asked if she'd like to hang out sometime she said she would. So now I just have to wait and see if she gets back to me with a day that would be good for her.

    I wonder how compatible we'll end up being? She said on her profile that she's nerdy, but she also acted like when we were talking just now that she's mostly into books and I don't really read that much (I prefer media conducive to multi-tasking myself). Oh well, I thought the last person I was interested in was a near perfect match for me and that didn't work out, so who knows?

    Ok, now if you're like me, you're going to want to message her. A lot.

    don't. DON'T. Just wait until she gets back.

    I hope it doesn't take too long. I really want to see what she's like and if she and I are compatible. I'm afraid she'll be a conservative or something.

    Hexmage-PA on
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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    I keep going on dates with lovely people that I click with but not in "that way".

    On the one hand, this is awesome


    On the other hand I miss being in a relationship big time.

    On a mysterious and third ghostly hand I am mega-paranoid that missing being with some one is gonna make me go for something that isn't good for me.

    Also I'm hungry.

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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    The girl from the restaurant and I exchanged the book we bought to share today, she said she thinks it will be fun to share a book

    But I didn't ask her when she's free this week, and now I'll feel sheepish asking her via message

    I'm feeling very uncertain if she's interested in me romantically or if our goofy you're my new best friend schtick and goofy flirting is just goofy stuff

    One of the regular customers died over the weekend and it was a somber day, his viewing was this evening

    And she was talking about going to look at apartments where she's going to go back to college and mentioned I could come visit her, which made me feel giddy

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited May 2017
    Ask her when she's free
    Send her a message if you have to

    Grey Ghost on
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    chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    Peaches?

    Peaches eh? You know she was once a school teacher? I find that fucking awesome.

    I did not know that! You're right, that is awesome!

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    My mother has decided she would like me to date William of Orange. She thinks he would be good for me, and scoffed at my mentioning hes been dead for hundreds of years.

    I've said I will try my best.

    Well maybe she thinks that's the best part about him

    Dead men tell no tales...

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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    My mother has decided she would like me to date William of Orange. She thinks he would be good for me, and scoffed at my mentioning hes been dead for hundreds of years.

    I've said I will try my best.

    Well maybe she thinks that's the best part about him

    Dead men tell no tales...

    They also don't mansplain!

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    EinzelEinzel Registered User regular
    edited May 2017
    Hexmage-PA wrote: »
    Einzel wrote: »
    Hexmage-PA wrote: »
    I just finished talking to the girl I found on Match.com. We haven't set anything concrete yet because she has a weird work schedule, but when I asked if she'd like to hang out sometime she said she would. So now I just have to wait and see if she gets back to me with a day that would be good for her.

    I wonder how compatible we'll end up being? She said on her profile that she's nerdy, but she also acted like when we were talking just now that she's mostly into books and I don't really read that much (I prefer media conducive to multi-tasking myself). Oh well, I thought the last person I was interested in was a near perfect match for me and that didn't work out, so who knows?

    Ok, now if you're like me, you're going to want to message her. A lot.

    don't. DON'T. Just wait until she gets back.

    I hope it doesn't take too long. I really want to see what she's like and if she and I are compatible. I'm afraid she'll be a conservative or something.

    There is a LOT of Schrödinger's dating going on in this thread.

    Don't worry if X is a conservative until they give you a reason to.

    Don't worry if Y is Christian until they give you reason to.

    Don't worry that Z isn't really ice cream until you're passed out in a bathtub with fresh surgery wounds.



    Yall need to let life happen sometimes.

    Einzel on
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    NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    Einzel wrote: »
    Don't worry that Z isn't really ice cream until you're passed out in a bathtub with fresh surgery wounds.

    Yall need to let life happen sometimes.

    So what did you do last weekend?

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    Zonugal wrote:
    Zonugal wrote:
    It looks like my roommates & I reached a compromise.

    At the end of the next month we will renew our lease for a drastically shorter period, 3-5 months, and the roommate who put us into this situation will pay the extra surcharge as penatly for this entire situation.

    But now I have to start looking for a two bedroom house/apartment for my best friend & I.

    Yay! Woo!

    Ahahaha

    So apparently me best friend is now trying to push him & I to move back in with our parents for the summer because he is confident he won't have a job for the summer (he works for an elementary school).

    He is sure of this because he just won't look for a job (but maybe he will, trust me, maybe? Sure? Nah....)

    And when he told our other roommate, the one wanting to move in with his girlfriend, this the guy's eyes got really huge because I don't think he's ready to move out by next month (which is why he agreed to that 3-5 month lease extension).

    So now my best friend is trying to pull off some type of gambit to push our other roommate into signing a 10 month lease extension.

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    Update:

    AGHUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    So I called our leasing agent yesterday to confirm that we were going to be not renewing our lease.

    Well last night while trying to relax and watch the new season of Game of Thrones, I got called down to a roommate meeting.

    The roommate that wanted to move out proposed that we stay six months, instead of his initial idea of 3 months.

    So obviously I was happy because it presents us with a much better window and time to leave the premises.

    Ahahahahaha

    But guess who wasn't happy, our other roommate (my best friend).

    He started having an anxiety attack and said he had to go think it over. He then emerged twenty minutes later and said that the problem is he's been in moving mode for the last week and just bought moving boxes and geez he doesn't know how to handle this new proposal.

    And then he tried to push the other roommate to sign for a ten-month lease.

    HE IS SO GREEDY!

    I AM SO FUCKING FRUSTRATED.

    AGHUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Zonugal wrote:
    Zonugal wrote:
    It looks like my roommates & I reached a compromise.

    At the end of the next month we will renew our lease for a drastically shorter period, 3-5 months, and the roommate who put us into this situation will pay the extra surcharge as penatly for this entire situation.

    But now I have to start looking for a two bedroom house/apartment for my best friend & I.

    Yay! Woo!

    Ahahaha

    So apparently me best friend is now trying to push him & I to move back in with our parents for the summer because he is confident he won't have a job for the summer (he works for an elementary school).

    He is sure of this because he just won't look for a job (but maybe he will, trust me, maybe? Sure? Nah....)

    And when he told our other roommate, the one wanting to move in with his girlfriend, this the guy's eyes got really huge because I don't think he's ready to move out by next month (which is why he agreed to that 3-5 month lease extension).

    So now my best friend is trying to pull off some type of gambit to push our other roommate into signing a 10 month lease extension.

    tumblr_oayf1evYii1vbcnq8o1_500.gif

    Update:

    AGHUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    So I called our leasing agent yesterday to confirm that we were going to be not renewing our lease.

    Well last night while trying to relax and watch the new season of Game of Thrones, I got called down to a roommate meeting.

    The roommate that wanted to move out proposed that we stay six months, instead of his initial idea of 3 months.

    So obviously I was happy because it presents us with a much better window and time to leave the premises.

    Ahahahahaha

    But guess who wasn't happy, our other roommate (my best friend).

    He started having an anxiety attack and said he had to go think it over. He then emerged twenty minutes later and said that the problem is he's been in moving mode for the last week and just bought moving boxes and geez he doesn't know how to handle this new proposal.

    And then he tried to push the other roommate to sign for a ten-month lease.

    HE IS SO GREEDY!

    I AM SO FUCKING FRUSTRATED.

    AGHUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    This is turning into some sort of twisted logic puzzle

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    10 days till I move in with my GF!

    ....

    we still need to paint upstairs so we can install flooring upstairs before we can put in the base moulding and bookshelves before we can put in our new mattress so that we can move the old mattress into her oldest daughters room so that we can move the love seat and my computer desk into her old bedroom that is now the game room/office so that we can move the buffet into the dining room where the love seat is currently sitting

    and also finish the closet

    and also I need to find a place to put a bunch of my crap

    ....

    I ordered an office chair!

    I can't wait!

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Zonugal wrote:
    Zonugal wrote:
    It looks like my roommates & I reached a compromise.

    At the end of the next month we will renew our lease for a drastically shorter period, 3-5 months, and the roommate who put us into this situation will pay the extra surcharge as penatly for this entire situation.

    But now I have to start looking for a two bedroom house/apartment for my best friend & I.

    Yay! Woo!

    Ahahaha

    So apparently me best friend is now trying to push him & I to move back in with our parents for the summer because he is confident he won't have a job for the summer (he works for an elementary school).

    He is sure of this because he just won't look for a job (but maybe he will, trust me, maybe? Sure? Nah....)

    And when he told our other roommate, the one wanting to move in with his girlfriend, this the guy's eyes got really huge because I don't think he's ready to move out by next month (which is why he agreed to that 3-5 month lease extension).

    So now my best friend is trying to pull off some type of gambit to push our other roommate into signing a 10 month lease extension.

    tumblr_oayf1evYii1vbcnq8o1_500.gif

    Update:

    AGHUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    So I called our leasing agent yesterday to confirm that we were going to be not renewing our lease.

    Well last night while trying to relax and watch the new season of Game of Thrones, I got called down to a roommate meeting.

    The roommate that wanted to move out proposed that we stay six months, instead of his initial idea of 3 months.

    So obviously I was happy because it presents us with a much better window and time to leave the premises.

    Ahahahahaha

    But guess who wasn't happy, our other roommate (my best friend).

    He started having an anxiety attack and said he had to go think it over. He then emerged twenty minutes later and said that the problem is he's been in moving mode for the last week and just bought moving boxes and geez he doesn't know how to handle this new proposal.

    And then he tried to push the other roommate to sign for a ten-month lease.

    HE IS SO GREEDY!

    I AM SO FUCKING FRUSTRATED.

    AGHUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    This is turning into some sort of twisted logic puzzle

    It's like that puzzle with the jugs of water from Die Hard 3

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    KarlKarl Registered User regular
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Zonugal wrote:
    Zonugal wrote:
    It looks like my roommates & I reached a compromise.

    At the end of the next month we will renew our lease for a drastically shorter period, 3-5 months, and the roommate who put us into this situation will pay the extra surcharge as penatly for this entire situation.

    But now I have to start looking for a two bedroom house/apartment for my best friend & I.

    Yay! Woo!

    Ahahaha

    So apparently me best friend is now trying to push him & I to move back in with our parents for the summer because he is confident he won't have a job for the summer (he works for an elementary school).

    He is sure of this because he just won't look for a job (but maybe he will, trust me, maybe? Sure? Nah....)

    And when he told our other roommate, the one wanting to move in with his girlfriend, this the guy's eyes got really huge because I don't think he's ready to move out by next month (which is why he agreed to that 3-5 month lease extension).

    So now my best friend is trying to pull off some type of gambit to push our other roommate into signing a 10 month lease extension.

    tumblr_oayf1evYii1vbcnq8o1_500.gif

    Update:

    AGHUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    So I called our leasing agent yesterday to confirm that we were going to be not renewing our lease.

    Well last night while trying to relax and watch the new season of Game of Thrones, I got called down to a roommate meeting.

    The roommate that wanted to move out proposed that we stay six months, instead of his initial idea of 3 months.

    So obviously I was happy because it presents us with a much better window and time to leave the premises.

    Ahahahahaha

    But guess who wasn't happy, our other roommate (my best friend).

    He started having an anxiety attack and said he had to go think it over. He then emerged twenty minutes later and said that the problem is he's been in moving mode for the last week and just bought moving boxes and geez he doesn't know how to handle this new proposal.

    And then he tried to push the other roommate to sign for a ten-month lease.

    HE IS SO GREEDY!

    I AM SO FUCKING FRUSTRATED.

    AGHUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Move out

    Without them. They're both fucking you about

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    rhylithrhylith Death Rabbits HoustonRegistered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Zonugal wrote:
    Zonugal wrote:
    It looks like my roommates & I reached a compromise.

    At the end of the next month we will renew our lease for a drastically shorter period, 3-5 months, and the roommate who put us into this situation will pay the extra surcharge as penatly for this entire situation.

    But now I have to start looking for a two bedroom house/apartment for my best friend & I.

    Yay! Woo!

    Ahahaha

    So apparently me best friend is now trying to push him & I to move back in with our parents for the summer because he is confident he won't have a job for the summer (he works for an elementary school).

    He is sure of this because he just won't look for a job (but maybe he will, trust me, maybe? Sure? Nah....)

    And when he told our other roommate, the one wanting to move in with his girlfriend, this the guy's eyes got really huge because I don't think he's ready to move out by next month (which is why he agreed to that 3-5 month lease extension).

    So now my best friend is trying to pull off some type of gambit to push our other roommate into signing a 10 month lease extension.

    tumblr_oayf1evYii1vbcnq8o1_500.gif

    Update:

    AGHUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    So I called our leasing agent yesterday to confirm that we were going to be not renewing our lease.

    Well last night while trying to relax and watch the new season of Game of Thrones, I got called down to a roommate meeting.

    The roommate that wanted to move out proposed that we stay six months, instead of his initial idea of 3 months.

    So obviously I was happy because it presents us with a much better window and time to leave the premises.

    Ahahahahaha

    But guess who wasn't happy, our other roommate (my best friend).

    He started having an anxiety attack and said he had to go think it over. He then emerged twenty minutes later and said that the problem is he's been in moving mode for the last week and just bought moving boxes and geez he doesn't know how to handle this new proposal.

    And then he tried to push the other roommate to sign for a ten-month lease.

    HE IS SO GREEDY!

    I AM SO FUCKING FRUSTRATED.

    AGHUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    This is turning into some sort of twisted logic puzzle

    It's like that puzzle with the jugs of water from Die Hard 3

    Yeah I think the answer is to dump the two jugs with the roommates in them on the fucking ground and let them sort out the resulting explosion.

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    NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    "I've already been preparing to move out, so I want to stay 10 months"
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    JayKaosJayKaos Registered User regular
    I can sympathize with not wanting to be changing gears so often but I would never try to force other people to go along with it.

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Naphtali wrote: »
    "I've already been preparing to move out, so I want to stay 10 months"
    whatthe.jpg

    okay so I wasn't reading it wrong

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    KarlKarl Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    Naphtali wrote: »
    "I've already been preparing to move out, so I want to stay 10 months"
    whatthe.jpg

    okay so I wasn't reading it wrong

    it's fucking stupid, that's what it is.

    Jesus wept I'd have told them both to fuck off by now

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    ReginaldReginald When I am Pres., I will create the Department of ______Registered User regular
    Tonight for dinner I am having covfefe. Can't wait, best meal.

    In other news Friday is my last day at work for several months, in which I am road trippin' with my family across the USA. I cannot wait! We are going to see every giant ball of twine, every pancake shaped like the virgin mary.

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    DaimarDaimar A Million Feet Tall of Awesome Registered User regular
    Don't skip the world's largest rubber band ball.

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    The roommate broke.

    He has crumpled.

    Ten more months it is...

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    NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    Zonugal wrote: »
    The roommate broke.

    He has crumpled.

    Ten more months it is...

    don't sign. leave

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    Three more years and I can afford to live by myself.

    Three more years.

    Three more years.

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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Three more years and I can afford to live by myself.

    Three more years.

    Three more years.

    Maybe you should look for different roommates

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