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[Bad Food Thread] How To Cook Durian For Forty Humans

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Duck Macaroni and Cheese is very good for the record

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    King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Duck Macaroni and Cheese is very good for the record

    That sounds like something you absolutely cannot reheat

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Duck Macaroni and Cheese is very good for the record

    That sounds like something you absolutely cannot reheat
    We will see!

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    #pipe wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    Horoscopes aren't real

    Sure they are. Just because you don't believe something is true doesn't make it not real.

    nah man like literally they are a fake thing. No believing necessary. They aren't even internally consistent. There is nothing about them that is real, they are not real.

    Pipe are you one of those people who gets mad at buzzfeed quizzes

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    JoolanderJoolander Registered User regular
    edited August 2017
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Duck Macaroni and Cheese is very good for the record
    This is a really weird Chinese zodiac sign

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    Raw ConcreteRaw Concrete Registered User regular
    Anyone have a recommendation for very spicy potato chips that aren't some sort of silly 'challenge' thing? For my definition of 'spicy', I just tried Takis Fuego and they don't really register as hot for me. Probably the hottest I've tried are the Paqui ghost pepper chips, but they're still milder than I'd like.

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    The Escape GoatThe Escape Goat incorrigible ruminant they/themRegistered User regular
    Anyone have a recommendation for very spicy potato chips that aren't some sort of silly 'challenge' thing? For my definition of 'spicy', I just tried Takis Fuego and they don't really register as hot for me. Probably the hottest I've tried are the Paqui ghost pepper chips, but they're still milder than I'd like.

    Are you absolutely sure you still have a tongue?

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    Raw ConcreteRaw Concrete Registered User regular
    I wrecked my sense of heat a long time ago. It may not be this bad now, but at one time to get a 'oh, that's spicy' reaction from me took about the level of eating a raw serrano.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Blake T wrote: »
    Opty wrote: »
    One time I went to a pho place and the broth was basically beef flavored dish water. Short story shorter, I never went back.

    Did you think it was faux pho?

    Four for what?

    how the hell are you pronouncing faux like four

    I'm not, he is.

    (faux, fo', pho, fuh)

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited August 2017
    Uriel wrote: »
    Hot take time

    Soup is not good.

    In Taiwan there are some restaurants that are giant pots of all you can eat soup and it is fucking GLORIOUS.



    You actually don't end up drunk that much soup, you pile ingredients high on a plate and cook them in the soup and then eat them, and maybe drink a little soup if you are feeling sassy because the soup is kinda spicy.

    It's seriously fucking great and now I will not be able to sleep well until I go with some people. Fuck it, I'm hanging out with a friend and her new boyfriend this weekend, that'll be a good hangout.

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2017
    sarukun wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Blake T wrote: »
    Opty wrote: »
    One time I went to a pho place and the broth was basically beef flavored dish water. Short story shorter, I never went back.

    Did you think it was faux pho?

    Four for what?

    how the hell are you pronouncing faux like four

    I'm not, he is.

    (faux, fo', pho, fuh)

    I have no idea how this connects to four.

    ... oh wait you say four like fuh???

    (And to clarify my end, my reading was faux pho = fo' fuh, or in an aussie accent, faux fur. Hence, pun).

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    No, in Los Angeles it is often abbreviated to fo'.

    Fur is also an acceptable pronunciation of "for" in California.

    accent jokes don't really work on the internet, but for me that just makes them funnier.

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    No, in Los Angeles it is often abbreviated to fo'.

    Fur is also an acceptable pronunciation of "for" in California.

    accent jokes don't really work on the internet, but for me that just makes them funnier.

    yeah this one had way too many dialect layers for me to parse.

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Fo sho.

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    ElaroElaro Apologetic Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    Opty wrote: »
    One time I went to a pho place and the broth was basically beef flavored dish water. Short story shorter, I never went back.

    Did you think it was faux pho?

    I think the payment for faux pho should be phi. Did you issue them a note? It should read:

    fee: phi faux pho

    Mm, now I'm hungry for englishmen.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Not without fie, you aren't.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited August 2017
    Oh phi is fie.

    Edit: itt we learn people say words different.

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Just out of curiosity, how do you say "phi?" I've only heard it pronounced as the "fi" in "fire."

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited August 2017
    Jedoc wrote: »
    Just out of curiosity, how do you say "phi?" I've only heard it pronounced as the "fi" in "fire."

    Fee.

    To clarify, I use both fee and fie interchangibly, most sorority people I knew in college used "fie", most professors seemed to use "fee".

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2017
    Never heard 'fee' for phi, in any maths, physics or engineering course.

    edit: Germans say it 'fee', IIRC

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    ElaroElaro Apologetic Registered User regular
    The French also pronounce phi as 'fee', but then again they have no easy way of writing down the sound 'I' (they have to spell it "aille" or "aye")

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    The Escape GoatThe Escape Goat incorrigible ruminant they/themRegistered User regular
    'fee' is how it's pronounced in greek, so of course the english/americans will screw it up

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    "phuh-eye"

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited August 2017
    Start a whistle but end it by bringing your lips together in a "puh" sound

    Not for any particular reason. But it is fun and sounds weird.

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    The Escape GoatThe Escape Goat incorrigible ruminant they/themRegistered User regular
    job thread got me hungry for bad stuff so it's grilled cheese tonight

    ...okay I'll make some brocc on the side

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    I cooked myself up some egg-patty burgers!

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    'fee' is how it's pronounced in greek, so of course the english/americans will screw it up

    This is sort of what I assumed, but I don't spend a lot of time hanging out with Greeks so I have nothing but stereotypes of American students doing Language wrong fueling that assumption.

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    The Escape GoatThe Escape Goat incorrigible ruminant they/themRegistered User regular
    edited August 2017
    what really gets my knickers in a twist is what americans call "chi" because in greek that's fucking h

    (wikipedia describes it as similar to the german ich or ach sounds)

    edit: to be clear I don't actually speak greek, I learned just enough to be mad about things

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    just had half a pita of shawarma, diced cucumbers and tomatoes, hummus, and those steak fries that get real soggy

    I am feeling rotund and satiated

    oh god, the shawarma was a mistake, the shawarma was a mistake

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    KarlKarl Registered User regular
    Shawarma is never a mistake

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    tell that to my butt

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    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    *raises hand*

    Pisces who looooooves seafood, here.
    Decius wrote: »
    I'm a Sagittarius. I don't like where this is going.

    I'm an aquarius, and I love to eat people who carry buckets of water on their shoulders.

    I'm a Virgo and you know what I'm not that hungry

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    I wrecked my sense of heat a long time ago. It may not be this bad now, but at one time to get a 'oh, that's spicy' reaction from me took about the level of eating a raw serrano.

    This was me the year I lived in Portland because the local Thai place was delicious, cheap and spicy as fuck. After not eating spicy food for about 3 months my sensation went back to normal.

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    Raw ConcreteRaw Concrete Registered User regular
    Yeah, I'm definitely not as bad as when I ate hot stuff all the time. But I still get a craving for it sometimes.

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    KarlKarl Registered User regular
    tell that to my butt

    Tell your butt this

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    KarlKarl Registered User regular
    That might be funny if you like Rick and Morty but even then that's a stretch

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    That scene was torturously long and overdone. It was like when John Oliver starts repeating himself for "comedy".

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    That scene was like... a minute long!

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    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    And also pretty funny

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    The Escape GoatThe Escape Goat incorrigible ruminant they/themRegistered User regular
    edited August 2017
    edit: nevermind, this post was unnecessary

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