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  • I needed a gnome to post.I needed a gnome to post. Registered User regular
    the best time i've ever had in a movie theatre was a packed theatre for Silent Hill when Pyramid Head tore off all of someone's skin at once

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  • GustavGustav Registered User regular
    the best time i've ever had in a movie theatre was a packed theatre for Silent Hill when Pyramid Head tore off all of someone's skin at once

    One of my friends leaned over to me and said "worst purple nurple ever" during that scene.

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  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel Shell, Teeth, Eyes, Flame, Claws, Breath, Scales, FUN!Registered User regular
    One time I was in a movie theater and I smelled syrup and there was a man eating pancakes with syrup in the movie theater

    That's amazing. What a hero!

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  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    One time I was in a movie theater and I smelled syrup and there was a man eating pancakes with syrup in the movie theater

    That's amazing. What a hero!

    It actually made me very angry because I did not have syrup

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  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel Shell, Teeth, Eyes, Flame, Claws, Breath, Scales, FUN!Registered User regular
    the best time i've ever had in a movie theatre was a packed theatre for Silent Hill when Pyramid Head tore off all of someone's skin at once

    Wow I can't believe I never heard about that. Think that'd've made national news.

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  • SimBenSimBen Registered User regular
    That man knew how to live.

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  • Emerlmaster999Emerlmaster999 Scarf Prince Registered User regular
    First episode of Steal My Sunshine ends in the proper way.
    Dan in dead last.

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  • I needed a gnome to post.I needed a gnome to post. Registered User regular
    the second best was during the ring 2, when samara jumpscares in the ambulance at the start, and the entire theatre jumps

    except for me and my friend, seated three seats apart (because there are other friends), who turn and look at each other and just cackle with delight at how well it got everyone

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  • timspork's ghosttimspork's ghost Master Librarian and Ghostbuster Registered User regular
    One time I was in a movie theater and I smelled syrup and there was a man eating pancakes with syrup in the movie theater

    That's amazing. What a hero!

    It actually made me very angry because I did not have syrup

    I read this originally as you yelled SYRUP! and then there happened to be a guy eating pancakes.

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  • GustavGustav Registered User regular
    My first date was to Lady in the Water. And we ended up being the only two in the theater. So we basically did our own MST3K over the film. And that was probably the best date I'll ever have.

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  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    One time I was in a movie theater and I smelled syrup and there was a man eating pancakes with syrup in the movie theater

    That's amazing. What a hero!

    It actually made me very angry because I did not have syrup

    I read this originally as you yelled SYRUP! and then there happened to be a guy eating pancakes.

    It's a very, very specific mutant gene

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  • MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    Dropping acid before seeing the smash hit Mafia!, starring Jay Mohr, where my friend spent half of the film trying to walk through the wall of the theater, muttering over and over to himself, "I gotta get out, I gotta get out".

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    My mom used to smuggle hot pockets in her purse into the theater for me and my brother to eat.

    Just more evidence for the "my mom is the best mom" pile.

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  • David_TDavid_T A fashion yes-man is no good to me. Copenhagen, DenmarkRegistered User regular
    I missed having Alex around to be the Tommy Lee Jones to Dan's Jim Carrey.

    "I cannot sanction your buffoonery."

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  • SimBenSimBen Registered User regular
    Back when they played a silly little pitch video before every IMAX movie, when I went to see The Dark Knight, after the man says "You could hear a pin drop" and a laser pin drops on the screen and it goes ting I yelled "I HEARD IT!"

    I think it's fair to say I was a popular guy that day.

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  • AshcroftAshcroft LOL The PayloadRegistered User regular
    I once had a pass that let me go to the pictures as often as I liked, and I went to see Phantom Menace like 7 times. I didn't even like it the first time, I was trying to convince myself that it was Star Wars, so it couldn't be bad.

    I fell asleep a couple of times, and 1 time I went because it was raining and the cinema was right there so it was better than getting wet.

    I also went to see Jaws be myself a few years ago because no one would go with me because my friends are idiots. There were only 6 other people in the entire place aka the only correct people in town.

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  • miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
  • pookapooka Registered User regular
    godmode wrote: »
    pooka wrote: »
    I saw Get Out in one of the (initial) last showings at the Drafthouse.
    it was a late-afternoon matinee, and I had already treated myself to a hearty lunch, so I asked the server for a cup of water, cookies, tea, and told him I wouldn't need anything else. (Less tip than a full meal, but also no worries.) There were, like, 7 people in the theater? I sat in the near-to-last row, and the closest person was 5 rows up, mid-theater.
    I felt very free to react, and it was a good experience, but it would've been a treat to see it again in a full showing.

    This is one of the strangest spoilers I've ever seen.
    spoiler for length / boring justification, heh
    it's hard for me to tell a story without a lot of detail, but i can also recognize it's not necessarily pertinent to others

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  • kmzkmz Registered User regular
    One time I was in a movie theater and I smelled syrup and there was a man eating pancakes with syrup in the movie theater

    On the one hand, at least he wasn't eating them without syrup like some kind of pervert, on the other hand, idiot can't even make his own pancakes.

  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Maximum wrote: »
    Dropping acid before seeing the smash hit Mafia!, starring Jay Mohr, where my friend spent half of the film trying to walk through the wall of the theater, muttering over and over to himself, "I gotta get out, I gotta get out".

    I haven't seen like any of the big gangster movies that are very important and formative and whatever

    But I have seen Mafia!

    I think that has me covered well enough

  • SimBenSimBen Registered User regular
    kmz wrote: »
    One time I was in a movie theater and I smelled syrup and there was a man eating pancakes with syrup in the movie theater

    On the one hand, at least he wasn't eating them without syrup like some kind of pervert, on the other hand, idiot can't even make his own pancakes.

    This is a weird post.

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  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    SimBen wrote: »
    kmz wrote: »
    One time I was in a movie theater and I smelled syrup and there was a man eating pancakes with syrup in the movie theater

    On the one hand, at least he wasn't eating them without syrup like some kind of pervert, on the other hand, idiot can't even make his own pancakes.

    This is a weird post.

    It's a mbmbam reference

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    kmz wrote: »
    One time I was in a movie theater and I smelled syrup and there was a man eating pancakes with syrup in the movie theater

    On the one hand, at least he wasn't eating them without syrup like some kind of pervert, on the other hand, idiot can't even make his own pancakes.

    Why do you assume that the pancakes weren't homemade?

    I'm not paying markup for dang movie theater pancakes, I'm hiding some tupperware in my bag

  • SCREECH OF THE FARGSCREECH OF THE FARG #1 PARROTHEAD margaritavilleRegistered User regular
    id rather replay sunshine than 64, same controls but one has dual analog

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  • SimBenSimBen Registered User regular
    SimBen wrote: »
    kmz wrote: »
    One time I was in a movie theater and I smelled syrup and there was a man eating pancakes with syrup in the movie theater

    On the one hand, at least he wasn't eating them without syrup like some kind of pervert, on the other hand, idiot can't even make his own pancakes.

    This is a weird post.

    It's a mbmbam reference

    Argh I had a feeling it was a reference to something.

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  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel Shell, Teeth, Eyes, Flame, Claws, Breath, Scales, FUN!Registered User regular
    SimBen wrote: »
    kmz wrote: »
    One time I was in a movie theater and I smelled syrup and there was a man eating pancakes with syrup in the movie theater

    On the one hand, at least he wasn't eating them without syrup like some kind of pervert, on the other hand, idiot can't even make his own pancakes.

    This is a weird post.

    It's a mbmbam reference

    I had an uncomfortable moment listening to that because when I'm really lazy I will totally just toast blueberry pancake Eggos and eat them plain.

    It's not GOOD, but it gets the fuckin' job done.

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  • cursedkingcursedking Registered User regular
    the best time i've ever had in a movie theatre was a packed theatre for Silent Hill when Pyramid Head tore off all of someone's skin at once

    Wow I can't believe I never heard about that. Think that'd've made national news.

    I saw SH in theaters and it was certainly something to see

    it was even kind of a face turn for pyramid head!

  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel Shell, Teeth, Eyes, Flame, Claws, Breath, Scales, FUN!Registered User regular
    cursedking wrote: »
    the best time i've ever had in a movie theatre was a packed theatre for Silent Hill when Pyramid Head tore off all of someone's skin at once

    Wow I can't believe I never heard about that. Think that'd've made national news.

    I saw SH in theaters and it was certainly something to see

    it was even kind of a face turn for pyramid head!

    I was trying to imply I thought he was referencing an event that happened in the theater.

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  • I needed a gnome to post.I needed a gnome to post. Registered User regular
    don't worry bagel i got it

    but also seriously you should check out that scene if you're remotely a horror guy because it is hilarious

    it's like in a cartoon when someone pulls off their costume

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  • I needed a gnome to post.I needed a gnome to post. Registered User regular
    or, if i was nick robinson, like when it's about to be a big fight in yakuza and you throw off your shirt

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
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    Doesn't he throw the skin at the rest of the characters after that

    Or am I imagining a better movie

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  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel Shell, Teeth, Eyes, Flame, Claws, Breath, Scales, FUN!Registered User regular
    don't worry bagel i got it

    but also seriously you should check out that scene if you're remotely a horror guy because it is hilarious

    it's like in a cartoon when someone pulls off their costume

    Unfortunately, I am very much the opposite of a horror guy and even incredibly cartoonish gore makes me supremely uncomfortable, but I can appreciate a scene like that from a respectable distance.

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  • I needed a gnome to post.I needed a gnome to post. Registered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    Doesn't he throw the skin at the rest of the characters after that

    Or am I imagining a better movie

    YUP

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
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    Yep empire of the summer moon is listed as one of the four sources on the dollop website

    Well I guess that puts the final nail in the coffin for me and The Dollop.

    I was already personally not the biggest fan of their podcast because I'm not a fan of their humor, but, I'm always excited to get new and interesting history. But if they aren't going to even bother do solid research and find good sources I don't have a desire to listen to them.

    I wish Hardcore History put stuff out more frequently, but at least it's worth the wait.

    A few pages back, but this kinda stuck in my head so now I'm gonna get it out of my head. Let me by preface saying this isn't, like, a defense of The Dollop or an entreaty to keep listening or whatever. If you don't think it's funny, there's basically no reason to stick with it.

    But I think 99% of people would really struggle with finding "good sources" for Indian history. It comes down to... Philosophy, almost? I'm working some things out here, so I might not phrase all this as clearly as I could if I was, like, working on a paper or something.

    When we're in history classes, we're reading the history books, we're reading the primary sources. We're told that this is what history is. And there's the implication that this is the only history you can trust - even though everybody has a bias and a motive, whether they're fully aware of it or not.

    Most Indian history isn't written. It can be handed down in oral tradition, or incorporated into ceremony. It's extant (though, by now, frequently heavily damaged/deteoritated), but it isn't considered "legitimate" because it's not in a book. There's this idea of, "Well if it's spoken, you can just lie about it." Yeah, and you could just lie in a book, but most people try not to, because history is important. The implication that history isn't cared for or cultivated, just because it isn't written down, is bizarre. And if somebody wanted to write them down now, there are a couple of problems. The first would be finding a publisher - the places that publish history don't tend to like oral history. The second would be that, when that history's written down, there's a bigger risk of it being used against them. "Your account says this, but this other (white) account says this, so yours is wrong, so your whole thing's a lie, so you don't even have a trustworthy history. Why should we believe you about anything?"

    So say you want to do a piece about an Indian story. There will be a lot of historical accounts and "primary sources," but they will be overwhelmingly white. Indian accounts are less likely to exist, harder to find when they do, and often degraded as "less legitimate." So which are you more likely to go with? Ideally you'd reach out to the specific tribe, talk to one of their historical/cultural experts/liasons. If they have them, and if they're willing to work with outsiders. But most people don't think to do that, and honestly, they might tell you no.

    Not everyone wants their story shared, you know?

    It's all very tricky.

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  • SimBenSimBen Registered User regular
    Pyramid Head would like to

    remove all your skin

    and wear your skin

    over his own skin
    but not in a creepy way

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    I watched that move in exactly the right time of night in a quiet dark house with a brother in law snoring in the chair next to the couch I was on. On a shitty 25 inch crt with moonlight being the only other source of light.

    That movie is great.

  • Medium DaveMedium Dave Registered User regular
    Kit Harrington is in the sequel and it took me about half the movie to realize it was him and he is also TERRIBLE.

    And it's also a bad movie sequel to a movie that already wasn't great.

  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    I can't hear Steal My Sunshine without thinking of a room full of college students just getting absolutely blazed for some reason. Just everything about it invokes the perfect feel of a pot haze fever dream.

    Also all the college students get murdered violently while the song continues over the top of the death montage.

    I'm pretty sure I'm probably just thinking of a movie I've seen at some point.

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