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Whats the trick to eating a lot of hotdogs really fast

KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACKInternetModerator Mod Emeritus
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I have to eat 50 hotdogs in 5 minutes, tips please

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  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    Very small hotdogs

    Or a very large mouth

  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    Put em in ya mouth and chew and swallow but really fast

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  • Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    Water, lubes up the fragments in yo gut, allowing for more to be stuffed in. Drink drink drink

    Oh brilliant
  • BillyIdleBillyIdle What does "katana" mean? It means "Japanese sword."Registered User regular
    Confidence & determination.

    PSN: BillyIdle_
  • KandenKanden Registered User regular
    edited August 2017
    I'm just gonna give the stage to my boy Hershey Wood, just do the first step though, you can skip the second step.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-QYQtUxSPo

    Kanden on
  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    You gotta buttchug 'em

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Knob wrote: »
    I have to eat 50 hotdogs in 5 minutes, tips please

    Water.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Knob wrote: »
    I have to eat 50 hotdogs in 5 minutes, tips please

    repress the gag reflex

    also practice

  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    Do you think theres any danger in starting one end and swallowing the things whole like a snake

    I dont gotta do buns just dogs

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    You can watch this educational video:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgqbCq_sxmo

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • rhylithrhylith Death Rabbits HoustonRegistered User regular
    Knob wrote: »
    I have to eat 50 hotdogs in 5 minutes, tips please

    Knobayashi

  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular


    gotta water those doggies

    Hey Satan!
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    rhylith wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    I have to eat 50 hotdogs in 5 minutes, tips please

    Knobayashi

    This is neither help nor advice

    If you cant be part of the solution, youre part of the problem

  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    Make a potato gun that you can fit all 50 in

    Fire it into your b hole

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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Competitive eating is somehow the worst thing humans have done, you really would think it would be some of that other stuff, but it turns out competitive eating is the worst of it, just one of those quirks of reality

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    I have to eat 50 hotdogs in 5 minutes, tips please

    repress the gag reflex

    also practice

    Theres not really time to practice

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Transform into a bear.

    That's really the best advice.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • rhylithrhylith Death Rabbits HoustonRegistered User regular
    Knob wrote: »
    rhylith wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    I have to eat 50 hotdogs in 5 minutes, tips please

    Knobayashi

    This is neither help nor advice

    If you cant be part of the solution, youre part of the problem

    I think being only one letter off from kobayashi implies you're a natural.

    Anyways training to stretch your stomach now is key. Get to eating and don't stop.

  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    Hobnail wrote: »
    Competitive eating is somehow the worst thing humans have done, you really would think it would be some of that other stuff, but it turns out competitive eating is the worst of it, just one of those quirks of reality

    Dont worry, its not for a competition

  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Knob wrote: »
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    I have to eat 50 hotdogs in 5 minutes, tips please

    repress the gag reflex

    also practice

    Theres not really time to practice

    Then bite each one in three (four if you have to) pieces and swallow each piece

    can you drink while you do it? when things get clogged (and they will) you can take a SLOW drink to make it move

  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    I wonder if I can get jacked like Kobayashi if I eat nothing but hot dogs?

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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    Kanden wrote: »
    I'm just gonna give the stage to my boy Hershey Wood, just do the first step though, you can skip the second step.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-QYQtUxSPo

    I show this video to everyone I make friends with shortly after we become friends. If they think it's as amazing as I do, I know they're good friend material.

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    blend em into a smoothie

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Knob, why do you have to eat all of these hot dogs? Are they about to expire?

  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Knob, why do you have to eat all of these hot dogs? Are they about to expire?

    Thats not really relevant right now, don't worry about it

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    knob what's your current hot dog record

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  • GrisloGrislo Registered User regular
    Macro9 wrote: »
    I wonder if I can get jacked like Kobayashi if I eat nothing but hot dogs?

    You can, and you will.

    This post was sponsored by Tom Cruise.
  • EncEnc A Fool with Compassion Pronouns: He, Him, HisRegistered User regular
    Oh, wait. I get it now.

  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    crwth wrote: »
    knob what's your current hot dog record

    Unknown

    But i generally get 3 gas station hotdogs on my way home from work and theyre gone by the time i pull into the driveway

    Thats casual eating but it seems like a good pace

  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Unhinge your jaw, loosen your throat, then tilt your head back and just start dropping them in.

  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    Enc wrote: »
    Oh, wait. I get it now.

    Dont let tal's joke thread make you not take my thread seriously

  • EncEnc A Fool with Compassion Pronouns: He, Him, HisRegistered User regular
    But it's been 30 minutes.

  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    well you can swim now

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  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    DO NOT DO THIS

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  • EncEnc A Fool with Compassion Pronouns: He, Him, HisRegistered User regular
    Thanks to the buoyant powers of meat in tube form.

  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    Put em in ya mouth and chew and swallow but really fast

    SHUT UP BITCH

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    Enc wrote: »
    But it's been 30 minutes.

    You seriously thought I would ask the internet how to take down 50 hotdogs in the 5 minutes I had to eat them?

    That's ridiculous

  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Knob wrote: »
    Enc wrote: »
    But it's been 30 minutes.

    You seriously thought I would ask the internet how to take down 50 hotdogs in the 5 minutes I had to eat them?

    That's ridiculous

    You ate them yesterday.

  • EncEnc A Fool with Compassion Pronouns: He, Him, HisRegistered User regular
    Knob wrote: »
    Enc wrote: »
    But it's been 30 minutes.

    You seriously thought I would ask the internet how to take down 50 hotdogs in the 5 minutes I had to eat them?

    That's ridiculous

    I don't know what to believe anymore.

  • JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited August 2017
    Put them all in a blender and make a hotdog smoothie

    JoeUser on
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