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Whats the trick to eating a lot of hotdogs really fast

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    PeenPeen Registered User regular
    The water's mostly to get the bun down, if you're just doing the dogs then I think you just chew like fucking crazy and hope for the best.

    But do drink a lot of water ahead of time to stretch your stomach, eating to stretch it'll just give you angry bowels.

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Can you just bite their heads off and slurp the meat out of the casing? That feels efficient, and then you'll get fifty latex-free condoms at the end of it.

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    damn you KNOW i love to wrap my dick in hot dog casing

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    Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Ten in your butt
    Ten in your mouth
    Ten in your left ear
    Ten in your right ear
    Ten in your left nostril
    Smoke a cigarette using your right nostril so you look cool.

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    SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
    Knob wrote: »
    Enc wrote: »
    But it's been 30 minutes.

    You seriously thought I would ask the internet how to take down 50 hotdogs in the 5 minutes I had to eat them?

    That's ridiculous
    He ate them 35 minutes ago.

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    existexist Registered User regular
    just google kobayashi or whjatever

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    HermanoHermano Registered User regular
    exist wrote: »
    just google kobayashi or whjatever

    I don't see how watching Star Trek is going to help here


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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Get a big bowl of edible lubricant... Olive oil or something from your local sex shop.

    Soak the hot dogs in the lubricant then just let them slide down your throat in a long continuous chain.

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Get one of them sex machines that fires dildos and modify it to fire hotdogs instead

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    PeasPeas Registered User regular
    edited August 2017
    What if you share the hotdogs with your friends
    Do you really need that much hotdogs inside you

    Peas on
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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    Knob wrote: »
    I have to eat 50 hotdogs in 5 minutes, tips please

    close your eyes and think of england

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Remember when a little band called Limp Bizkit put out their seminal album, Chocolate Starfish and the Hotdog Flavored Water?

    As the name may indicate, it holds relevant advice!

    The trick is to keep rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling

    (What?)

    Keep rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling

    (Come on)

    Keep rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling

    (Yeah)

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I assumed that song was about hot dogs on rollers at the gas station.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    you've got to know your limits

    don't put too much in your mouth at a time

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    TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    Knob wrote: »
    I have to eat 50 hotdogs in 5 minutes, tips please

    mainlining through a vein

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    Ten in your butt
    Ten in your mouth
    Ten in your left ear
    Ten in your right ear
    Ten in your left nostril
    Smoke a cigarette using your right nostril so you look cool.

    The voice of experience, ladies and gentlemen.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Remember when a little band called Limp Bizkit put out their seminal album, Chocolate Starfish and the Hotdog Flavored Water?




    NOPE.

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    Hobnail wrote: »
    Get one of them sex machines that fires dildos and modify it to fire hotdogs instead

    What.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Knob wants all of the hot dog thread attention to himself.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Massage the taint

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    Crippl3Crippl3 oh noRegistered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    Remember when a little band called Limp Bizkit put out their seminal album, Chocolate Starfish and the Hotdog Flavored Water?




    NOPE.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srhd2fZyDB4

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    Zilla360Zilla360 21st Century. |She/Her| Trans* Woman In Aviators Firing A Bazooka. ⚛️Registered User regular
    You can watch this educational video:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgqbCq_sxmo
    I feel like, given the failure of the electoral college, this should be how America chooses it's next POTUS.

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    ElaroElaro Apologetic Registered User regular
    Okay, first we had a thread on how to remove hotdogs, now we have several threads on how to eat hotdogs?

    Are we going backwards in time, and nobody told me?

    Children's rights are human rights.
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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Crippl3 wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Remember when a little band called Limp Bizkit put out their seminal album, Chocolate Starfish and the Hotdog Flavored Water?




    NOPE.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srhd2fZyDB4

    The Stone Cold Stunner is the best finisher of all time

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    LabelLabel Registered User regular
    Have you tried anal sex? Whichever.

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    PeenPeen Registered User regular
    Keith wrote: »
    Crippl3 wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Remember when a little band called Limp Bizkit put out their seminal album, Chocolate Starfish and the Hotdog Flavored Water?




    NOPE.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srhd2fZyDB4

    The Stone Cold Stunner is the best finisher of all time

    Keith don't make me choose between the Stunner and the People's Elbow please, there can be two best.

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    the people's elbow isn't a finisher it's a signature move

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    Kevin CristKevin Crist I make the devil hit his knees and say the 'our father'Registered User regular
    I've always liked the Tombstone for it's simplicity.

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    Elaro wrote: »
    Okay, first we had a thread on how to remove hotdogs, now we have several threads on how to eat hotdogs?

    Are we going backwards in time, and nobody told me?

    I'd double check the time stamps, homeboy

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    PeenPeen Registered User regular
    TELL ME WHICH OF THESE MEN GOT BACK UP

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLVSXiQeTDU
    no don't do that I don't know anything about wrestling

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    DedwrekkaDedwrekka Metal Hell adjacentRegistered User regular
    1 ( Stop time.
    2 ( unstop yourself
    3 ( eat them over the course of a subjective month.
    4 ( unstop time.

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    GSMGSM Registered User regular
    If you ever find yourself in a situation where you need to eat a LOT of hotdogs very quickly, your first step should be to seriously reconsider the life choices that lead you down this dark path.

    We'll get back there someday.
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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Crippl3 wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Remember when a little band called Limp Bizkit put out their seminal album, Chocolate Starfish and the Hotdog Flavored Water?




    NOPE.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srhd2fZyDB4

    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    edited August 2017
    .

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    The question is "do you have a gag reflex" if so you need to work on that

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    Bucketman wrote: »
    The question is "do you have a gag reflex" if so you need to work on that

    How do you work on getting rid of a gag reflex?

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Bucketman wrote: »
    The question is "do you have a gag reflex" if so you need to work on that

    How do you work on getting rid of a gag reflex?

    You gotta eat fifty hot dogs in five minutes

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    EncEnc A Fool with Compassion Pronouns: He, Him, HisRegistered User regular
    Be hungry.

    Also an alligator.

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Bucketman wrote: »
    The question is "do you have a gag reflex" if so you need to work on that

    How do you work on getting rid of a gag reflex?

    You gotta eat fifty hot dogs in five minutes

    What if I don't like eating hot dogs.

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