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WeaverWeaver Breakfast WitchHashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
Nor is this about hotdogs.

Give me your sugar-free homemade desert ideas.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    eat a large bowl of sugar

  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    eat a large bowl of sugar

    that you bought from a store

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  • GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    Is maple syrup sugar?

  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    Joke option Larlar.

  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    I'll tell you what's sweet as heck

    my animatrix music video

  • EndEnd Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    eat a large bowl of sugar

    but that has sugar in it

    may I suggest instead eating a bowl of salt

    I wish that someway, somehow, that I could save every one of us
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  • MayabirdMayabird Pecking at the keyboardRegistered User regular
    Don't plant anything sweet. Don't water and block precipitation from landing on the ground. Also divert water from ground sources.

    There you go. Sugar-free homemade desert.

  • GarthorGarthor Registered User regular
    4. LarLar

  • XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    homemade sugar free cheesecake

  • EndEnd Registered User regular
    also I feel like you can find more salt in a desert

    I wish that someway, somehow, that I could save every one of us
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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    End wrote: »
    also I feel like you can find more salt in a desert

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
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    First you get the sugar

    Then you get the power

    Then you get the women

  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    End wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    eat a large bowl of sugar

    but that has sugar in it

    may I suggest instead eating a bowl of salt

    This is for real the best suggestion so far. I love salt.

  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Weaver wrote: »
    End wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    eat a large bowl of sugar

    but that has sugar in it

    may I suggest instead eating a bowl of salt

    This is for real the best suggestion so far. I love salt.

    Why don't you marry salt then

  • Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
    might i suggest an undressed salad

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  • RT800RT800 Registered User regular
    you could have a nice glass of water for dessert.

    not too much water, though.

  • Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
    Veldrin wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    End wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    eat a large bowl of sugar

    but that has sugar in it

    may I suggest instead eating a bowl of salt

    This is for real the best suggestion so far. I love salt.

    Why don't you marry salt then

    this, too, was the question on my mind

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  • ProhassProhass Registered User regular
    i was eating some popcorn and bit into what I thought was a piece. Turned out it was a giant clump of salt.

    I puked.

  • Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
    I'd be remiss of course to not mention sand. now I don't like to tell tales out of school, but, you can eat it

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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    I'm pooping

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  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Veldrin wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    End wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    eat a large bowl of sugar

    but that has sugar in it

    may I suggest instead eating a bowl of salt

    This is for real the best suggestion so far. I love salt.

    Why don't you marry salt then

    Lot's wife is already taken.

  • MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    Darmak wrote: »
    I'm pooping

    How loud and horrible is it?

  • chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    I picked up a neat castle-shaped cake mold at a thrift shop over the weekend, and I'm thinking about using it for sugar-free jello.

  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    Maximum wrote: »
    Darmak wrote: »
    I'm pooping

    How loud and horrible is it?

    I was lying, I wasn't pooping. :(

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  • MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    Can't trust anyone these days.

  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    I could just google it, but there has to be some way to make a no sugar tiramisu.

  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    Ce n'est pas un sondage

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  • KetarKetar Registered User regular
    Weaver wrote: »
    I could just google it, but there has to be some way to make a no sugar tiramisu.

    A way? Surely.

    A way that will actually taste good? :?

  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Ketar wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    I could just google it, but there has to be some way to make a no sugar tiramisu.

    A way? Surely.

    A way that will actually taste good? :?

    savoury tiramisu
    salmon mousse, sage and parmesan ladyfingers, bitter coffee

    (never make this)

  • KetarKetar Registered User regular
    I am impressed. I also threw up in my mouth a little.

  • Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    edited August 2017
    I'm making a vegan cake tomorrow today for Lady Raven's bff.

    It's two thirds sugar, but totally animal free so it's gotta be good for ya.

    Gonna use coconut cream as the filling, should be guuuuuuud

    Dark Raven X on
    Oh brilliant
  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Cheese and crackers

    The fanciest of desserts

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
  • 2 Marcus 2 Ravens2 Marcus 2 Ravens CanadaRegistered User regular
    My baby pooed in his diaper a few hours ago. I could dig it out of the trash.

    Fondue for a small party.

  • Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    You threw your baby in the trash for ruining a diaper?

    Oh brilliant
  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    How do you have dessert without sugar?

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Henroid wrote: »
    How do you have dessert without sugar?

    Depends on your definition of sugar

    Like is Fructose sugar? Biochemically speaking, yes, but not what we think of in common parlance

    Failing that you could have a nice cold glass of water as your dessert.

  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    This thread is going places.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    might i suggest an undressed salad

    undressed huh

    now this is my kinda thread

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