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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited September 2017
    So that Shin Lim dude did a second routine on Penn and Teller after a serious hand injury and it was even more impressive. Just totally clean and inscrutable. It seems physically impossible on its face.

    But Willow is a dreadful host

    Oh shit, I need to watch that.

    You're right about Alyson Hannigan, though. It's especially bad because she took over for Jonathan Ross, who was an excellent host. She's a fine actress she's just....not a good host, good lord.

    I fucking love Fool Us, though. Fortunately Penn and Teller's libertarianism never really shows itself on the show, so it's easy to ignore all their Bullshit bullshit.

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    milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    So that Shin Lim dude did a second routine on Penn and Teller after a serious hand injury and it was even more impressive. Just totally clean and inscrutable. It seems physically impossible on its face.

    But Willow is a dreadful host

    She has no wonder or amazement or love of magic, but she also refuses to just do some kind of deadpan/gravitas thing, so she just comes across as absurdly insincere.

    She was also definitely skeeved out a couple of times she was a participant in people's acts.

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
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    No-QuarterNo-Quarter Nothing To Fear But Fear ItselfRegistered User regular
    I crushed hard on Willow during the Buffy days.

    Redheads, I'm telling you

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    dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    edited September 2017
    not really sure why you expect willow to be impressed by magic
    if anything it'd come off as patronizing

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    Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    No-Quarter wrote: »
    I crushed hard on Willow during the Buffy days.

    Redheads, I'm telling you

    I had a crush on Amy, wished she was in more episodes.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzLL3-3siEY

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    milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    dlinfiniti wrote: »
    not really sure why you expect willow to be impressed by magic
    if anything it'd come off as patronizing

    Her attempts to sound excited when she isn't do come across as patronizing.

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    I notice in these confessions no one ever seems to crush on Buffy herself.

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    dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    I notice in these confessions no one ever seems to crush on Buffy herself.
    spike is scary

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
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    RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    someone on facebook shared photos from a pimple party

    really gross photos

    now I want to die

    i'm going to bed

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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    What
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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    no fuzzy

    no

    why

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    TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    What
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    What is a pimple party

    pus filled fun for all

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Sometimes problems do get better... depending on the problem. I hope things work out for the best, Kasyn.

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    OrphaneOrphane rivers of red that run to seaRegistered User regular
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    OrphaneOrphane rivers of red that run to seaRegistered User regular
    i unironically love shitty eurobeat music from initial D

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCiDuy4mrWU

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited September 2017
    Anyway, for anyone who hasn't seen it this shit will blow your socks off.

    https://youtu.be/EAN-PwRfJcA

    VH and Zampanov showed me this while they were in town. It's fucking nuts. It's not just that the guy is incredibly proficient at his act, it's that it's a really lovely aesthetic experience. I love Penn's heartfelt praise at the end. His politics are silly, but he is not a dumb or a bad man.

    also I love that Jonathan Ross was randomly hosting. I didn't know he'd done any work in America and I love him for being a giant awkward nerd who is interested in cool things.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    gooood morning

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    https://youtu.be/iGzOfXITytg

    watch this while you eat breakfast

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Anyway, for anyone who hasn't seen it this shit will blow your socks off.

    https://youtu.be/EAN-PwRfJcA

    VH and Zampanov showed me this while they were in town. It's fucking nuts. It's not just that the guy is incredibly proficient at his act, it's that it's a really lovely aesthetic experience. I love Penn's heartfelt praise at the end. His politics are silly, but he is not a dumb or a bad man.

    also I love that Jonathan Ross was randomly hosting. I didn't know he'd done any work in America and I love him for being a giant awkward nerd who is interested in cool things.

    Well, the first season of Fool Us was done in Britain. The second season was in the US, and he stuck around for season 2, but he does a fuckton of stuff in Britain (panel shows and hosting and whatnot) so I imagine it was really tough for him to do a full season in the US while keeping up with his responsibilities in Britain.

    It's a shame though because he really was fantastic. Just the right amount of humor, and the perfect balance of "dumb foil for amazing card tricks" and "taskmaster that keeps Penn and Teller honest when they're hemming and hawing about how a trick was done".

    I mean, Alyson is definitely terrible in her own right (unfortunately) but having to follow Jonathan Ross wasn't doing her any favors.

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    And @Zampanov didn't show you shit, that video came straight off of my favorites list.

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    (C) VH 2017 oc pls do not use

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited September 2017
    If you want to see how great Jonathan Ross is, just watch this trick from the very first magician on the very first season of Fool Us, especially the part where he tells Jonathan what to do with the extra envelope.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gtfiNoby7Y

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    HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    studies seem to argue cats have at least the intellect of a preschooler, they're just aloof as all get out

    this is why kittens > cats

    kittens have the intellect and demeanor of a happy/curious preschooler

    cats have the intellect of a preschooler but the demeanor of a WASP

    Are you proposing some kind of trade in system? A recycling bank that lets you insert your used cats to receive fresh kittens in exchange?

    that's the dream, mojo

    that's the dream

    (for reals tho big kitties are awesome too it's just that kittens are like some kind of fuzzy WMD of endearment)

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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    Awww, Harry Dean Stanton died. :(

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    studies seem to argue cats have at least the intellect of a preschooler, they're just aloof as all get out

    evolutionary speaking compared to dogs they deffo went for the least effort maximum reward route

    instead of all "we work out some kind of mutually beneficial hunting tactics with these tall monkeys, and then they start breeding us for behavioral traits that make us kind of like fucked up subservient puppies and then they get really weird with our shape. Like, you have no idea." they were just like "go up to those tall monkeys and make baby noises and they give you food and scritches, forever"

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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    I liked whatshisface that did Dark Souls lore videos, and now I like whatshisface this guy here that does Destiny lore videos.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmjawRVW5Fw

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Anyway, for anyone who hasn't seen it this shit will blow your socks off.

    https://youtu.be/EAN-PwRfJcA

    VH and Zampanov showed me this while they were in town. It's fucking nuts. It's not just that the guy is incredibly proficient at his act, it's that it's a really lovely aesthetic experience. I love Penn's heartfelt praise at the end. His politics are silly, but he is not a dumb or a bad man.

    also I love that Jonathan Ross was randomly hosting. I didn't know he'd done any work in America and I love him for being a giant awkward nerd who is interested in cool things.

    Well, the first season of Fool Us was done in Britain. The second season was in the US, and he stuck around for season 2, but he does a fuckton of stuff in Britain (panel shows and hosting and whatnot) so I imagine it was really tough for him to do a full season in the US while keeping up with his responsibilities in Britain.

    It's a shame though because he really was fantastic. Just the right amount of humor, and the perfect balance of "dumb foil for amazing card tricks" and "taskmaster that keeps Penn and Teller honest when they're hemming and hawing about how a trick was done".

    I mean, Alyson is definitely terrible in her own right (unfortunately) but having to follow Jonathan Ross wasn't doing her any favors.

    Yeah its basically no contest

    being a host summarizes pretty much everything jonathan ross does, so it stands to reason that he's got it down to an art

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    kittens are weaponized adorable, its true

    but if cats stayed kittens we'd get exhausted after a while. Both because that much adorable is taxing and because they are pretty high maintenance compared to a grown cat.

    Cats are good, is my conclusion. They are good when they are kittens and they are good when they are grown cats who are just like, around. Hanging out, doing cat stuff. Saying hi to a cat is like a nod hello to a friend in passing. Dogs get all intense if you say hello.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited September 2017
    if any of you get kittens you should start lifting them by their paws

    my uncle did that with all his farm cats and the payoff is that you get the absurd sight of a cat being held aloft by its front paws and not trying to murder anyone, just hanging there, looking bored and not caring, instead being mildly interested in a speck of dust in the middle distance

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited September 2017
    the morning news:

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    the largest* surface combat vessel in the world, Pyotr Veliky, along with about 50 other russian vessels, are in the waters outside Vardø, on exercise. It's part of the military exercise Zapad 2017, which NATO expects to be the largest military exercise since the cold war.

    The exercise involves belarusian and russian troops, in the barents sea, the baltic sea, kaliningrad, and other russian and belarusian areas. Russia claims around 12 000 soldiers are involved, NATO believes as many as 100 000.


    NATO already has placed troops in the baltic sisters, if they hadn't, they probably would have in response to this. Sweden is holding a large joint military exercise with finland, Aurora 2017, with the scenario "sweden gets invaded by a foreign power, allied countries assist". Subtle. Largest of its kind in several years.

    *shared with its three sister vessels of the Kirov class

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    FroThulhuFroThulhu Registered User regular
    Yes, but dogs fall on the Good -> Goodest scale

    While cats fall on the Actual Varmint -> Adorbs But Still a Shitty Roommate scale

    It's just science

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    I can't for the life of me remember the names of the factions in the NATO exercise I was in, but it was some real LARPy shit. It imagined there being two countries in northern norway, where one invaded the other, yugoslav wars style, and NATO assisting them (it would have been way more LARPy if all the other countries had gotten imaginary names as well but it would have been way too hard to remember I guess.)

    anyway sweden is very much not doing an especially abstract scenario

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    FroThulhu wrote: »
    Yes, but dogs fall on the Good -> Goodest scale

    While cats fall on the Actual Varmint -> Adorbs But Still a Shitty Roommate scale

    It's just science

    cats are way better roommates than dogs

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    in local news, pretty much fuck all is happening besides the cycling world championship, which is blotting out everything else. Seems like literally everything that is happening is happening to or because of the cycling world championship. The tone is, as we say, convulsively excited, while a lot of people are going "why, honestly, do we give a shit"

    But, due to the cycling world championship, the firemen [moved out/scrambled/deployed] from Skansen Brannstasjon, the white tower at the top there looking down at the heart of downtown, for the first time since 1969. Which they thought was quite nice.

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    Skansen brannstasjon was built in 1903, used until 1969. Due to the roads that are blocked, the fire brigade put a vehicle and a team there, which, as previously mentioned, they thought was quite nice because history and shit.

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    cats are garbage dogs rule

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