so, something crazy happening in the world of professional wrestling, y'all
This sunday is supposed to be one of WWE's pay per views
The main event of that PPV just had one of the guys replaced, and another match on the same card had a guy replaced on it, with other wrestlers
why? Because there's a viral infection ripping through the WWE locker room right now that's taken down like 4+ guys and a ring announcer thus far and put them on the shelf
unconfirmed reports say it's either viral meningitis (which would be VERY BAD) or the mumps (which is significantly less bad)
this has never happened before and is kinda crazy
especially because one of the guys who is stepping up to replace the dude in the main event is like, semi-retired and hasn't wrestled for the WWE in 11 years and the other dude who is pinch hitting doesn't even work for this roster usually
it's one of those oh fuck moves
I guess everyone dying from steroids and cocaine isnt TECHNICALLY an epidemic
also even that hasn't happened 2 days before a PPV in two separate matches on the same card causing them to suddenly pull a guy from other rosters and calling a dude out of semi-retirement to wrestle what is actually a super dangerous match type
closest you get is owen and well
that was like 15 years ago
It is kind of odd that they've never had a major viral outbreak before. I mean, this is a business where you spend most of your time rubbing against eachother in your underwear. You'd think they'd atleast get the flu sometimes.
staph infections are rife in professional wrestling, precisely for that reason. talk to pro wrestlers who have been in the business for a long time and they all have really gross stories about ringworm and company doctors draining staph lumps
however, in the words of Al Snow, "it's one of those things where either you develop a pretty gnarly immune system from all the road travel and bad food and shaking fan hands and rubbing with weird dudes or you're going to just shit blood for six months and quit. the guys who make it past five years can probably eat green cheese and maybe get a tummy ache, not that they should."
Probably doesnt help that they routinely bleed into eachothers open wounds either
eh
they don't do that in the WWE anymore
in fact, they have expressly forbid "blading" and intentional blood-letting in WWE, and if unintentional cuts or injuries happen (which they do) they get immediately cleaned up and sealed and the like
this is a controversial decision for some fans and there's some people who get really mad about it but
i don't give a shit
Anyone who complains about it has obviously never seen Abdullah the Butcher at work.
so, something crazy happening in the world of professional wrestling, y'all
This sunday is supposed to be one of WWE's pay per views
The main event of that PPV just had one of the guys replaced, and another match on the same card had a guy replaced on it, with other wrestlers
why? Because there's a viral infection ripping through the WWE locker room right now that's taken down like 4+ guys and a ring announcer thus far and put them on the shelf
unconfirmed reports say it's either viral meningitis (which would be VERY BAD) or the mumps (which is significantly less bad)
this has never happened before and is kinda crazy
especially because one of the guys who is stepping up to replace the dude in the main event is like, semi-retired and hasn't wrestled for the WWE in 11 years and the other dude who is pinch hitting doesn't even work for this roster usually
it's one of those oh fuck moves
I guess everyone dying from steroids and cocaine isnt TECHNICALLY an epidemic
also even that hasn't happened 2 days before a PPV in two separate matches on the same card causing them to suddenly pull a guy from other rosters and calling a dude out of semi-retirement to wrestle what is actually a super dangerous match type
closest you get is owen and well
that was like 15 years ago
It is kind of odd that they've never had a major viral outbreak before. I mean, this is a business where you spend most of your time rubbing against eachother in your underwear. You'd think they'd atleast get the flu sometimes.
staph infections are rife in professional wrestling, precisely for that reason. talk to pro wrestlers who have been in the business for a long time and they all have really gross stories about ringworm and company doctors draining staph lumps
however, in the words of Al Snow, "it's one of those things where either you develop a pretty gnarly immune system from all the road travel and bad food and shaking fan hands and rubbing with weird dudes or you're going to just shit blood for six months and quit. the guys who make it past five years can probably eat green cheese and maybe get a tummy ache, not that they should."
Probably doesnt help that they routinely bleed into eachothers open wounds either
eh
they don't do that in the WWE anymore
in fact, they have expressly forbid "blading" and intentional blood-letting in WWE, and if unintentional cuts or injuries happen (which they do) they get immediately cleaned up and sealed and the like
this is a controversial decision for some fans and there's some people who get really mad about it but
i don't give a shit
Anyone who complains about it has obviously never seen Abdullah the Butcher at work.
so, something crazy happening in the world of professional wrestling, y'all
This sunday is supposed to be one of WWE's pay per views
The main event of that PPV just had one of the guys replaced, and another match on the same card had a guy replaced on it, with other wrestlers
why? Because there's a viral infection ripping through the WWE locker room right now that's taken down like 4+ guys and a ring announcer thus far and put them on the shelf
unconfirmed reports say it's either viral meningitis (which would be VERY BAD) or the mumps (which is significantly less bad)
this has never happened before and is kinda crazy
especially because one of the guys who is stepping up to replace the dude in the main event is like, semi-retired and hasn't wrestled for the WWE in 11 years and the other dude who is pinch hitting doesn't even work for this roster usually
it's one of those oh fuck moves
I guess everyone dying from steroids and cocaine isnt TECHNICALLY an epidemic
also even that hasn't happened 2 days before a PPV in two separate matches on the same card causing them to suddenly pull a guy from other rosters and calling a dude out of semi-retirement to wrestle what is actually a super dangerous match type
closest you get is owen and well
that was like 15 years ago
It is kind of odd that they've never had a major viral outbreak before. I mean, this is a business where you spend most of your time rubbing against eachother in your underwear. You'd think they'd atleast get the flu sometimes.
staph infections are rife in professional wrestling, precisely for that reason. talk to pro wrestlers who have been in the business for a long time and they all have really gross stories about ringworm and company doctors draining staph lumps
however, in the words of Al Snow, "it's one of those things where either you develop a pretty gnarly immune system from all the road travel and bad food and shaking fan hands and rubbing with weird dudes or you're going to just shit blood for six months and quit. the guys who make it past five years can probably eat green cheese and maybe get a tummy ache, not that they should."
Probably doesnt help that they routinely bleed into eachothers open wounds either
eh
they don't do that in the WWE anymore
in fact, they have expressly forbid "blading" and intentional blood-letting in WWE, and if unintentional cuts or injuries happen (which they do) they get immediately cleaned up and sealed and the like
this is a controversial decision for some fans and there's some people who get really mad about it but
i don't give a shit
The only time they went overboard with stopping the match was Balor vs. Joe on an NXT ppv.
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Anyone who complains about it has obviously never seen Abdullah the Butcher at work.
boy that is a gross story
The only time they went overboard with stopping the match was Balor vs. Joe on an NXT ppv.
That was good.
Reigen is a cool dude.
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What the fuck
I literally watched Hellboy 2 last night
Why is this reference happening now
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Boourns there aren’t even any butts or boobs in it
Boobs and butts are nice for the kids, but witchcraft can really fuck you up.
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Fun fact the voice actor declined to be credited in order to give the physical actor the recognition.
The less said the better.
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fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
*Googles*
Oh, Niles Crane from Frasier! That makes sense.
Seth MacFarlane as the German ghost was also kind of neat.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
there's a spell for that already.
it's a cantrip, even.
it goes like this.
bing dot com.
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be a good boy witch
because, really.
What I am, really?
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I made accounts for people any time I gave out my password. gotta be proactive and also never trust moochers. and I say that as mostly a moocher.
I havent used Tumblr in almost a year so I also dont know what I am.
:bro:
I mean, if this isn't a joke. I'm not joking, myself. I honestly am hella confused about my own identity.
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Oh hey, Katniss Everdeen.
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well, yeah. There's also the issue where it's by definition swelling more or less the brain. So, it's localized where it can do the most harm.
Vikings were cool y’all
@Hakkekage
All according to keikaku . . .
You are Lisa Simpson!
Wait, what are we doing again?
forget I brought it up.
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Oh well.
Why we get to be special, I don’t know
Then I ate an early dinner
And then I passed out for ~4 hours
I think my butt may sing unto me the war cry of its people come sun up
As far as I understand it, a random brain mutation
I asked a dude and he was cool with it, mostly
Those were some good times
Birthday gift to myself
Goodnight, all
Especially the bleeding and wild mood swings
Can you please pray to Freya or whoever for this baby to come out
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