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    SadgasmSadgasm Deluded doodler A cold placeRegistered User regular
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    cB557 wrote: »
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    Orphane wrote: »
    Anyway I agree that we have a Stockholm syndrome type response to death but also curing senescence or mortality might destroy our world and species in the end, if we haven't learned to better manage scarcity

    Ok but what if pets lived as long as human owners did
    dSqDoR9.jpg

    one of my all-time favorite tumblr posts.

    To the point where I wanna write a thing based on that.
    You ever read the Warriors series?

    Warriors? Or Warrior Cats?
    Not the Warriors that he is talking about, but this is The Warriors to me, every time someone mentions it:
    516JUeqtV4L._RI_.jpg

    Same, which is ironic considering that the original novel is nothing like the movie. Hell, the gang isnt even called The Warriors, they're the Coney Island Dominators, and are basically a roving gang of rapists. The movie Warriors arent the nicest people but are atleast vaguely sympathetic. Except Ajax.

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    dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    I think I will watch football instead of wrestling tonight.

    yes but what if kurt angle sprays someone with milk

    AAAAA!!! PLAAAYGUUU!!!!
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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Hey I just wanted to update everyone on this:

    Astro City is still the greatest.

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    redx wrote: »
    Nova_C wrote: »
    Who eats instant noodles with wine?

    Better question, Who eats seafood flavored instant noodles with red wine?

    Now this is the question I expected from [chat]

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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    MrMister wrote: »
    I'm not sure if immortality is conceptually possible, or even if possible whether it's desirable

    Still, if I had to pick a number it'd be higher than 78.74 years

    I think The Culture's humans picking 300 as the median age to cease existing seems reasonable to me

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    I watched the Warriors once just to see what all the hype was about.

    It was pretty good. It had a good premise and setup.

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    After explaining to my 4-year old daughter that, yes, dogs can probably get bored, she drops this on me:

    "Daddy, you need to teach me everything about this world. Because I don't know everything about this world."

    I hugged her and told her that's my job. Feeling an impossible amount of love and heavy responsibility hit me at the same time.

    Parenting, man.

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    In an image that is 99% irrelevant details, we found the one they didn't notice.

    well done [chat], good work.

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    MrMister wrote: »
    I'm not sure if immortality is conceptually possible, or even if possible whether it's desirable

    Still, if I had to pick a number it'd be higher than 78.74 years

    I think The Culture's humans picking 300 as the median age to cease existing seems reasonable to me

    It’s not a choice so much as the point that even a perfectly healthy human(ish) body eventually gives out. At which point most of their humanoid citizens are apparently satisfied they had a good run. Except those that don’t and opt for whatever technological wizardry they want to extend their life.

    God I miss The Culture.

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    SadgasmSadgasm Deluded doodler A cold placeRegistered User regular
    dlinfiniti wrote: »
    I think I will watch football instead of wrestling tonight.

    yes but what if kurt angle sprays someone with milk

    That was 15 years ago

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    cB557 wrote: »
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    Orphane wrote: »
    Anyway I agree that we have a Stockholm syndrome type response to death but also curing senescence or mortality might destroy our world and species in the end, if we haven't learned to better manage scarcity

    Ok but what if pets lived as long as human owners did
    dSqDoR9.jpg

    one of my all-time favorite tumblr posts.

    To the point where I wanna write a thing based on that.
    You ever read the Warriors series?

    Warriors? Or Warrior Cats?
    Not the Warriors that he is talking about, but this is The Warriors to me, every time someone mentions it:
    516JUeqtV4L._RI_.jpg

    BANG BANG MOTHERFUCKERS

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    VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    page 99 hypeeee

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Sadgasm wrote: »
    Sadgasm wrote: »
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    Orphane wrote: »
    Anyway I agree that we have a Stockholm syndrome type response to death but also curing senescence or mortality might destroy our world and species in the end, if we haven't learned to better manage scarcity

    Ok but what if pets lived as long as human owners did
    dSqDoR9.jpg

    one of my all-time favorite tumblr posts.

    To the point where I wanna write a thing based on that.

    We're talking about a species that cant tell the difference between 5 hours or 5 minutes, I doubt our lifespan difference bothers them much

    wow, do you also go to kindergartens to tell kids santa isn't real?

    It's 2017, childhood illusions about the world being a magical place are usually destroyed long before kindergarten age.

    Ap0 alt confirmed

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    MrMisterMrMister Jesus dying on the cross in pain? Morally better than us. One has to go "all in".Registered User regular
    It may be that every human organism concurrently hosts two consciousnesses, it's just that it's hard to tell because they typically coordinate on almost everything and the right brain only learns to talk if the left brain gets all fucked up.

    Possibly, foursomes are more common than we ever imagined.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    amazon tells me JAG is trending tv and i just don’t think that’s true

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    A Kobold's KoboldA Kobold's Kobold He/Him MississippiRegistered User regular
    I don't want to die I just want to keep existing as an internet ghost

    Switch Friend Code: SW-3011-6091-2364
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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    MrMister wrote: »
    It may be that every human organism concurrently hosts two consciousnesses, it's just that it's hard to tell because they typically coordinate on almost everything and the right brain only learns to talk if the left brain gets all fucked up.

    Possibly, foursomes are more common than we ever imagined.
    ...

    Are you high?

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    amazon tells me JAG is trending tv and i just don’t think that’s true

    I mean it would be if old people knew how to use Amazon Prime video

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    I don't want to die I just want to keep existing as an internet ghost

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    8i1dt37buh2m.png
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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    how do i kill my other self

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    I don't want to die I just want to keep existing as an internet ghost

    My friend is writing a TRPG about a world where the ghosts of our old social media profiles are tangible beings we can interact with

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    dlinfiniti wrote: »
    I think I will watch football instead of wrestling tonight.

    yes but what if kurt angle sprays someone with milk

    well what if unicorns come flying out of my ass?

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    P10 wrote: »
    how do i kill my other self

    an other knife?

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    MrMister wrote: »
    It may be that every human organism concurrently hosts two consciousnesses, it's just that it's hard to tell because they typically coordinate on almost everything and the right brain only learns to talk if the left brain gets all fucked up.

    Possibly, foursomes are more common than we ever imagined.
    ...

    Are you high?

    https://youtu.be/wfYbgdo8e-8

    The above is a bit horrifying existentially.

    It also does not actually answer whether or not MrMister is high.

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    VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    edited October 2017
    Chanus wrote: »
    amazon tells me JAG is trending tv and i just don’t think that’s true

    I mean it would be if old people knew how to use Amazon Prime video

    I mean. NCIS is or was, iirc, the most watched show on TV.

    VishNub on
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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    I don't want to die I just want to keep existing as an internet ghost

    My friend is writing a TRPG about a world where the ghosts of our old social media profiles are tangible beings we can interact with

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Be_Right_Back

    8i1dt37buh2m.png
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    CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    I don't want to die I just want to keep existing as an internet ghost
    If you write a bot to ask penny arcade if you are pregnant every 15 days, you will

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    MrMisterMrMister Jesus dying on the cross in pain? Morally better than us. One has to go "all in".Registered User regular
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    MrMister wrote: »
    It may be that every human organism concurrently hosts two consciousnesses, it's just that it's hard to tell because they typically coordinate on almost everything and the right brain only learns to talk if the left brain gets all fucked up.

    Possibly, foursomes are more common than we ever imagined.
    ...

    Are you high?

    split brain patients!

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    edited October 2017
    VishNub wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    amazon tells me JAG is trending tv and i just don’t think that’s true

    I mean it would be if old people knew how to use Amazon Prime video

    I mean. NCIS is or was, iirc, the most watched show on TV.

    True. Also Blue Bloods

    amateurhour on
    are YOU on the beer list?
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    milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    I bought Etrian Odyssey 5. Awwwwwww yissssssssss

    I ate an engineer
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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    I don't want to die I just want to keep existing as an internet ghost

    Write enough spam malware and you might just do that.

    And/or live till the singularity.

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    MrMister wrote: »
    I'm not sure if immortality is conceptually possible, or even if possible whether it's desirable

    Still, if I had to pick a number it'd be higher than 78.74 years

    I'm down for qualified immortality

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    MrMister wrote: »
    I'm not sure if immortality is conceptually possible, or even if possible whether it's desirable

    Still, if I had to pick a number it'd be higher than 78.74 years

    I'm down for qualified immortality

    like brain in a robot body or you at 45 forever?

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    MrMisterMrMister Jesus dying on the cross in pain? Morally better than us. One has to go "all in".Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    MrMister wrote: »
    I'm not sure if immortality is conceptually possible, or even if possible whether it's desirable

    Still, if I had to pick a number it'd be higher than 78.74 years

    I'm down for qualified immortality

    immortality with a human face

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    MrMister wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    MrMister wrote: »
    I'm not sure if immortality is conceptually possible, or even if possible whether it's desirable

    Still, if I had to pick a number it'd be higher than 78.74 years

    I'm down for qualified immortality

    immortality with a human face

    Qualified immortality? That leaves me out

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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    milski wrote: »
    I bought Etrian Odyssey 5. Awwwwwww yissssssssss
    FOE, FOE

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    There was a dude at work today that had a robot hand and like I can't imagine how hard his life probably is dealing with it or what may have happened but it looked Deux Ex as FUCK and all I wanted to do was talk about it.

    I didn't though.

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    This thread is no longer active, and will be recycled.
    On average, this thread was zooming by at warp 2.8

    @Vanguard will create the new thread
    @Hahnsoo1 is backup

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