If the pixels on the screen when you are posting in the forum
cause a fit of frantic fuming in which nowhere is there quorum
and both Denihilist and Alpha refuse to bring decorum
then clearly something mysterious is about to happen to the forum!
Grinches in the jailhouse and randomly appearing cats
given singular identity due to their specific hats
lead one to ponder ponderously over this and that
leading only to conclusions that are really rather flat
So until things are laid plainly I have only one resort
that regardless of my rhyming I have nothing to report
no insight, clue, or reason, in these verses that are short
indeed the cause of their existence is just that I am a good sport
So if you get some information be it good or bad
You should undertake to share it, though it might make Alpha mad
Although I understand reluctance to make adminstration sad
So if you cannot tell us, then be sure to tell your Dad.
Avast me hearties I've figured it all out, haha, now I've done it, I'm on to you guys. 'Course I dunna want ta spoil the surprise so I'll keep what I know to meself for tyme bein' and lye in wait til' things be made clear ta the rest of ye.
Well, if the clues weren't enough by now, you may as well know...
Spoiler: We started our own pr0n company.
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I am the Eschaton. I am not your God.
I am descended from you, and exist in your future.
Thou shalt not violate causality within my historic light cone. Or else.
some mods have it, some mods dont
some regular folks have it, most dont
the admins dont have it
no recent joiners have it (ie only pre 2004)
the only cryptic clue is a pirate reference, but what do pirates have to do with the cat in the hat?
You guys are missing the real issue here. why do i not have one
Because you touch yourself at night.
EDIT: Hey Alpha, you need a new hat, how bout one of those beanie hats with the propeller on the top.
I'm touching myself right now.
What about you, fenlore? Where's yours?
The only hat I ever really wear is a straw hat, and thats usually for when I play video games. But if you mean my hand(s) they're on the keyboard rigth now, I mostly touch myself while there porno on or in the shower, but thats not the point.
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You guys are missing the real issue here. why do i not have one
Because you touch yourself at night.
EDIT: Hey Alpha, you need a new hat, how bout one of those beanie hats with the propeller on the top.
I'm touching myself right now.
What about you, fenlore? Where's yours?
The only hat I ever really wear is a straw hat, and thats usually for when I play video games. But if you mean my hand(s) they're on the keyboard rigth now, I mostly touch myself while there porno on or in the shower, but thats not the point.
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The plot thickens even more.
XBox LIVE: Bogestrom | Destiny
PSN: Bogestrom
i'll be back when this is done.
Except, that when I saw it, it was still without the jailed tag, so I thought some mod out there had made it specially for me...
Anyways, this dr. seuss thing is...
strange.
This plot is soo think I can stand a spoon in it
cause a fit of frantic fuming in which nowhere is there quorum
and both Denihilist and Alpha refuse to bring decorum
then clearly something mysterious is about to happen to the forum!
Grinches in the jailhouse and randomly appearing cats
given singular identity due to their specific hats
lead one to ponder ponderously over this and that
leading only to conclusions that are really rather flat
So until things are laid plainly I have only one resort
that regardless of my rhyming I have nothing to report
no insight, clue, or reason, in these verses that are short
indeed the cause of their existence is just that I am a good sport
So if you get some information be it good or bad
You should undertake to share it, though it might make Alpha mad
Although I understand reluctance to make adminstration sad
So if you cannot tell us, then be sure to tell your Dad.
猿も木から落ちる
Bravo!
You can't take the Sky from Me.
If the spoon stnds up it's got to be good
you must have friends in pretty high places to get yourself unbanned so quickly bucko
"If you're going to play tiddly winks, play it with man hole covers."
- John McCallum
oh, doe
get it?
did I stare at my screen dreary
postings in the monkey den?
where, what, how and when?
quickly did I make haste
to select a post, then copy/paste
a quotetree of epic proportion
bush and kerry's truth distortion
glub glub posting scans for all to see
people crashing in burnout 3
help and advice from the blind
shave your nads, the girls don't mind
artist's corner, dark and dank
your skill of drawing determines rank
I shut my screen off, lickity-quick!
Before I saw another pic of Aduck's dick
goatse'd and tub'd before I turned 20
pm'd gross pictures in unit of forty
the tale ends now, for so I have told
I took my computer and threw it out in the cold.
And in related news, fenlore said something really funny
CUZ THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE MIDDLE AND IT'S GIVING ME A RASH
The world is going straight to hell.
Spoiler:
We started our own pr0n company.
I am descended from you, and exist in your future.
Thou shalt not violate causality within my historic light cone. Or else.
[realspoiler:ee45102109]I'm not saying anything.[/realspoiler:ee45102109]
I feel like I'm in High School again and all the popular kids have some great inside joke they won't tell anyone else about. :P
C'mon man, they didn't tell me but I figured it out, if you can't figure it out you'll just have to wait.
But what does Poe have to do with anything?
猿も木から落ちる
It's Poe vs Suess.
Whoever wins.. we muse.
Is that Alice from The Brady Bunch in the bottom left...?
"No Fat Chicks"
Now it is going to bother me.
some mods have it, some mods dont
some regular folks have it, most dont
the admins dont have it
no recent joiners have it (ie only pre 2004)
the only cryptic clue is a pirate reference, but what do pirates have to do with the cat in the hat?
why do i not have one
Because you touch yourself at night.
EDIT: Hey Alpha, you need a new hat, how bout one of those beanie hats with the propeller on the top.
I'm touching myself right now.
What about you, fenlore? Where's yours?
at first i had no idea what he was talking about
so the plot has thickened, i see
I didn't even see that edit :O
stay on topic plz
I am knowing.
Wisdom.