The results are in.
DOES contain some mildly NSFW material, including giant pink dongs, necrophilia and probably a kitten or two. Business as usual, basically. You have been warned.
I don't think I'm doing this right.
look out...i'ma chargin' mah laser!
After the extension cord had been found, and all of the workers had donned their protective sweatbands, the Light Activated Zeppelin Erasing Ray could be activated.
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events That Happened to Aging Hippy Roadies
Even alien monstrosities can be elitist dicks.
The Hutt steel barons did not take kindly to Slimer's attempt to infiltrate their 1st quarter board meeting.
Jabba the Hutt's first attempts at live action roleplaying (LARPing) were met with dismal failure.
dude relax i'm just returning your umbrella
Our hero trembles beneath the artificial shade of nightmares.
Jim always used laughed about those e-mails asking him if he wanted a bigger penis, never suspecting the horror that awaited.
Peter fantasized of mastering the dong-chaku, but he didn't want to get the shaft.
wrote:
When body modification becomes as awesome as it possibly can, society is left only with with it's most primal instincts.
"In the grim darkness of the far future there is only The Flood"
Druhim is now no longer allowed to lead the hunting party.
It revealed itself to be cute at first, but was truly a horror of horrors.
Rankenphile had been drinking various types of gin until the idea of hermaphrodites and tentacle rape sounded like a good idea.
As if the sodomy, pocky and liquor he took in today weren't enough, Tim decided he would go for the full monty.
Oh. So that's why everyone loves pocky.
Goddamn, this bra is uncomfortable.
Dave: the worlds most incompitant bra and panty thief. COMING THIS FALL TO FOX!
Man I bet he could chug a ton out of it AND still blow it afterwards!
Greg's business venture ended in bankruptcy and tears.
Internet History, Page 340, footnote 3b:
The imprisonment and execution of all Social Entropy ++ (Plus Plus) posters in 2013 had a devastating effect on the world’s economy, although the full repercussions were not felt until several years later.
With the god of beauty, Raneados, dead, the first ripples of Fagnarok were felt throughout Essee Plusplus.
In the final days the whole world stood as SE++, so by the time the tentacles got here everyone had really just stopped caring and let it end.
Rape pranks are no laughing matter.
... and lo, the end of days was heralded. The seventh seal was broken as the celebrated end of the Emo movement, so often accused of destroying lives gave way to its inevitable bastard child, the dreaded Necro Punk.
Judgment was swift and righteous.
None were spared
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OH HOLY SHIT
And mohawk bonk busting out of emoskin is flawless victory.
this is fantastic
i think i'll get a tattoo of it or something
Yeah seriously, I was going to say something as well.
Its only NSFW because people are giving me the stare for stiffling the giggles.
You betcha.
edit: But well worth the wait. Now ya'll get to see Sami's nipples.
Yes, this is it.
The Whoops guy unleashed 4chanean horrors.
AHAHAHA
Also I love the caption for mine.
Secret Satan
Secret Satan