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Hammers and Chinese people!

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    We never knew how close we came to annihilaton when all those Chinese workers were building the transcontinental railroad

    hammering along all day long

    thousands of them

    Weaver on
  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    Mavinash wrote: »
    Agreed, and I would be a huge fan of that. I wonder how one would bring that kind of change about, as in what are the initial steps in changing a society's norms.
    Blow everything the fuck up and start over?

    Yeah, let's do that one.

    I'll get my stuff

    Weaver on
  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    When Hammers are outlawed, only criminals will have hammers.

    Also, let's just finish off this global warming thing, melt the poles, flood the coasts. I have this theory that stupid people converge on saltwater.

    Ruckus on
  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Weaver wrote: »
    We never knew how close we came to annihilaton when all those Chinese workers were building the transcontinental railroad

    hammering along all day long

    thousands of them

    No weaver, you've got it all wrong. This is what happens when the Chinese don't have stuff to build, they just start hammering everything else.

    Ruckus on
  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    Meiz wrote: »
    That's it, I'm declaring war with Houston.
    Bring it, motherfucker.

    Dynagrip on
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Ruckus wrote: »
    When Hammers are outlawed, only criminals will have hammers.

    Also, let's just finish off this global warming thing, melt the poles, flood the coasts. I have this theory that stupid people converge on saltwater.

    Sporting hammers are one thing, but there's no need for people to have fully automatic hydraulic sledgehammers for private use.

    Also, if the polar icecaps melt during my lifetime causing massive flooding, I will personally take every asshole I know who openly called global warming a hoax and throw them into the Atlantic ocean off the coast of Ohio.

    Hunter on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Ruckus wrote: »
    When Hammers are outlawed, only criminals will have hammers.

    Also, let's just finish off this global warming thing, melt the poles, flood the coasts. I have this theory that stupid people converge on saltwater.
    Electoral college maps disagree with you.

    Callius on
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  • MavinashMavinash Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    Ruckus wrote: »
    When Hammers are outlawed, only criminals will have hammers.

    Also, let's just finish off this global warming thing, melt the poles, flood the coasts. I have this theory that stupid people converge on saltwater.

    Sporting hammers are one thing, but there's no need for people to have fully automatic hydraulic sledgehammers for private use.

    Also, if the polar icecaps melt during my lifetime causing massive flooding, I will personally take every asshole I know who openly called global warming a hoax and throw them into the Atlantic ocean off the coast of Ohio.

    I wonder where people would go in such an event. Also, where are those maps that show different levels of flooding in that event?

    Mavinash on
  • redimpulseredimpulse Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    jesus scubadiving christ. In high school, we built a Quake II DM map that was almost an exact reproduction of my high school. Not only did people love it, but we used it in a competition and did quite well.

    What the shit is wrong with people these days?

    redimpulse on
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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    For protection, all kids should only be allowed to leave the house with a bubblewrap suit.

    I just want to wear one and pop myself all day.

    lostwords on
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  • MavinashMavinash Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    redimpulse wrote: »
    jesus scubadiving christ. In high school, we built a Quake II DM map that was almost an exact reproduction of my high school. Not only did people love it, but we used it in a competition and did quite well.

    What the shit is wrong with people these days?

    Foolish reactionary measures.

    Mavinash on
  • CarnivoreCarnivore Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    lol America?

    Carnivore on
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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Ruckus wrote: »
    When Hammers are outlawed, only criminals will have hammers.

    Also, let's just finish off this global warming thing, melt the poles, flood the coasts. I have this theory that stupid people converge on saltwater.

    Interestingly enough, I have a similar theory about people who don't live close enough to the coast.

    sarukun on
  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Meiz wrote: »
    That's it, I'm declaring war with Houston.
    Bring it, motherfucker.

    What are you going to do, hit me with your love handles while I'm distracted by that wussy dog of yours?

    Pfffft

    I miss my wussy dog and am also getting old and fat.

    Meiz on
  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I think i should join in on the war against houston.

    Mister Longbaugh on
  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    I think i should join in on the war against houston.
    Maybe that army would actually let you join up.

    Dynagrip on
  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    I think i should join in on the war against houston.
    Maybe that army would actually let you join up.

    Spectacular Burn.

    Ruckus on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I love you Dyna.

    Callius on
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  • QuadropheniaQuadrophenia Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Terroristic threat.

    Quadrophenia on
    I'm so tired of partying.
  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    God damn Unreal Tournament screwing up my ego search

    Redeemer on
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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Ok, when I dissolve the Houston powers that be, Dyna gets to be Emperor.

    Meiz on
  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Redeemer wrote: »
    God damn Unreal Tournament screwing up my ego search

    Pffft, I don't believe it.
    A Torontonian with an ego?

    Ruckus on
  • Milquetoast ThugMilquetoast Thug Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
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    Note the yellowish skin and affinity for hammers and hammeresque paraphenalia

    This is clearly an example of THE YELLOW SCOURGE.

    Uh, in a green turtle suit

    Milquetoast Thug on
  • TreelootTreeloot Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    article wrote:
    The Lin family consented to the search, and a hammer was found in the boy’s room, which he used to fix his bed, because it wasn’t in good shape, Chen said.

    I bet he broke his bed fucking a chick.

    Treeloot on
  • NofrikinfuNNofrikinfuN Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Perfect defense: He made the map so he could more efficiently traverse the school, fixing things with his hammer.
    What's the harm if he planned to fix a face or two?

    Seriously speaking though, terrorism? Is our nation really becoming that... stupid?

    Blame the president?

    NofrikinfuN on
  • LordHomsarLordHomsar Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
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    Was it one of these?

    LordHomsar on
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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I think everyone in the world needs to stop having kids and we just need to close up shop

    really, we've overstayed our welcome as it is

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I think everyone in the world needs to stop having kids and we just need to close up shop

    really, we've overstayed our welcome as it is
    Can we still go through the motions of having kids?

    Callius on
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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    But I like both sex and children.


    Not together or at the same time.



    ......dang, how do I get out of this one.

    sarukun on
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    I think everyone in the world needs to stop having kids and we just need to close up shop

    really, we've overstayed our welcome as it is
    Can we still go through the motions of having kids?

    yeah, duh

    sex for pleasure is what nature intended

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    I think everyone in the world needs to stop having kids and we just need to close up shop

    really, we've overstayed our welcome as it is
    Can we still go through the motions of having kids?

    A little of the ol' in and out, eh?

    Ruckus on
  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Okay, so one thing down.


    Should I just get a dog or something to replace the Children thing?

    sarukun on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    sarukun wrote: »
    But I like both sex and children.


    Not together or at the same time.



    ......dang, how do I get out of this one.
    Dump the kids corpse down a drainage pipe.

    Works 87% of the time.

    Callius on
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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    But I like both sex and children.


    Not together or at the same time.



    ......dang, how do I get out of this one.
    Dump the kids corpse down a drainage pipe.

    Works 87% of the time.


    I'm writing this down.

    sarukun on
  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    What happens the other 13% of the time Cal?

    Meiz on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Meiz wrote: »
    What happens the other 13% of the time Cal?
    Little shits clog everything up and you've gotta send a snake down the pipe to clear it out.

    Callius on
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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Ruckus wrote: »
    Redeemer wrote: »
    God damn Unreal Tournament screwing up my ego search

    Pffft, I don't believe it.
    A Torontonian with an ego?

    burnsaucewy3.gif

    Redeemer on
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  • DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    As soon as I got back from jail after being arrested for something like this, I'd go to the school and just start shooting people.

    Fool me once, motherfuckers

    Dislexic on
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  • Tiger_ArmyGTRTiger_ArmyGTR Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Meiz wrote: »
    That's it, I'm declaring war with Houston.
    Bring it, motherfucker.

    Look, Dyna...i know we haven't met or talked...like ever, but we must join forces to defend our home. I'll assemble the gays...we make our stand at the corner of Westheimer and Montrose.

    Tiger_ArmyGTR on
    Drunkenly pissing on a girl's work clothes is no path to a second date.
  • MavinashMavinash Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Meiz wrote: »
    That's it, I'm declaring war with Houston.
    Bring it, motherfucker.

    Look, Dyna...i know we haven't met or talked...like ever, but we must join forces to defend our home. I'll assemble the gays...we make our stand at the corner of Westheimer and Montrose.

    Who the fuck.......

    Mavinash on
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