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[Movies] that may not include Star Wars

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    FroThulhuFroThulhu Registered User regular
    Joe Morton is Good

    Terminator 2 is Very Good

    Edward Furlong in T2 is probably one of the best Child Actors ever IMO.

    Like, literally almost every child actor in almost every movie ever is awful, partially because children are mostly awful and having to watch one for two hours in order to see the rest of the movie they're in is fucking torture.

    John Connor is written to be a terrible, maladjusted little shit who speaks in a fairly decent approximation of then-contemporary slang and trash talk (I am a year older than the character, and I remember what kids who were trying to sound cool sounded like between 1991 and 1994). And, to that end, he's written and performed incredibly well.

    I have to have watched T2 more than a hundred times, sometimes back-to-back, and I have noticed Furlong occasionally delivering lines not as well as some grown-up actors would, but I have yet to notice anything to set him in a worse spot than literally every other child on film who isn't Daphne Keen, Haley Joel Osment, or the cast of The Goonies.

    Then the poor bastard turned into... adult Edward Furlong.

    TLDR; replace all child actors with CGI.

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Child actors are often really good actually, but the one in Terminator 2 isn't

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    yeah.....Edward Furlong did not have a good twenties

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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    https://youtu.be/ZWGh7si0Y50
    Jack Black stars as a reluctant manager of a Ponzi scheme

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    Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Child actors are often really good actually, but the one in Terminator 2 isn't

    are you referring to moi??

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Mr. G wrote: »
    https://youtu.be/ZWGh7si0Y50
    Jack Black stars as a reluctant manager of a Ponzi scheme
    I am in, say no more

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Mr. G wrote: »
    Mr. G wrote: »
    I just started Terminator 2, which I've never seen

    Right now "Bad to the Bone" starting when Arnold puts the biker gear on is making me doubt everyone saying this is one of the peaks of action cinema

    This movie is very good except for the part where I'm actively rooting for the death of John Connor

    Are you watching the Director's Cut?

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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    There are a few child actors working now whom I don't understand how they can be that talented and charismatic at such a young age. Kids like the twins on Black-ish, or Duke on Better Things, or the youngest kid on Fresh Off the Boat - they're all a delight to watch.

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    Johnny ChopsockyJohnny Chopsocky Scootaloo! We have to cook! Grillin' HaysenburgersRegistered User regular
    I'm watching Where Eagles Dare right now.

    This movie is Wolfenstein as fuck and Clint Eastwood is thirsty for Nazi slaughter.

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    Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    I'm watching Where Eagles Dare right now.

    This movie is Wolfenstein as fuck and Clint Eastwood is thirsty for Nazi slaughter.

    Dual wielding two MP40s while gunning down rushing Nazis. Once the fighting starts in that movie it is basically constant to the end.

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    Johnny ChopsockyJohnny Chopsocky Scootaloo! We have to cook! Grillin' HaysenburgersRegistered User regular
    This movie may become a holiday standard for me. Its a good 'wrapping presents' movie.

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    StiltsStilts Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Mr. G wrote: »
    https://youtu.be/ZWGh7si0Y50
    Jack Black stars as a reluctant manager of a Ponzi scheme
    I am in, say no more

    I am desperate to see Jack Black in something actually good again

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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    Bernie was only...

    oh god, six years ago??

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    Stilts wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Mr. G wrote: »
    https://youtu.be/ZWGh7si0Y50
    Jack Black stars as a reluctant manager of a Ponzi scheme
    I am in, say no more

    I am desperate to see Jack Black in something actually good again

    the d train was in 2015! it hasn't been that long!

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Stilts wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Mr. G wrote: »
    https://youtu.be/ZWGh7si0Y50
    Jack Black stars as a reluctant manager of a Ponzi scheme
    I am in, say no more

    I am desperate to see Jack Black in something actually good again

    I didn't see Goosebumps but I heard he wasn't bad in that

    Also the sequel to that is out next year

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    AtomicTofuAtomicTofu She's a straight-up supervillain, yo Registered User regular
    Stilts wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Mr. G wrote: »
    https://youtu.be/ZWGh7si0Y50
    Jack Black stars as a reluctant manager of a Ponzi scheme
    I am in, say no more

    I am desperate to see Jack Black in something actually good again

    I too am excited for Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited December 2017
    Stilts wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Mr. G wrote: »
    https://youtu.be/ZWGh7si0Y50
    Jack Black stars as a reluctant manager of a Ponzi scheme
    I am in, say no more

    I am desperate to see Jack Black in something actually good again

    I didn't see Goosebumps but I heard he wasn't bad in that

    Also the sequel to that is out next year

    Goosebumps was perfect

    Straightzi on
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    StiltsStilts Registered User regular
    AtomicTofu wrote: »
    Stilts wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Mr. G wrote: »
    https://youtu.be/ZWGh7si0Y50
    Jack Black stars as a reluctant manager of a Ponzi scheme
    I am in, say no more

    I am desperate to see Jack Black in something actually good again

    I too am excited for Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle

    If that ends up being good I will be pleasantly surprised

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    AtomicTofuAtomicTofu She's a straight-up supervillain, yo Registered User regular
    Stilts wrote: »
    AtomicTofu wrote: »
    Stilts wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Mr. G wrote: »
    https://youtu.be/ZWGh7si0Y50
    Jack Black stars as a reluctant manager of a Ponzi scheme
    I am in, say no more

    I am desperate to see Jack Black in something actually good again

    I too am excited for Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle

    If that ends up being good I will be pleasantly surprised

    I actually checked after I posted and it's currently at 84% on RT with 38 reviews??

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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    Weirdly enough, the thing I’m most excited about with the Polka King is the idea of seeing JB Smoove as the straight-man

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular

    yo this is some good shit

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    Johnny ChopsockyJohnny Chopsocky Scootaloo! We have to cook! Grillin' HaysenburgersRegistered User regular
    edited December 2017
    I'm watching Christmas With The Kranks now.

    ... fuck Christmas With The Kranks. Fuck this dark, evil, charmless, terrifying horrorshow about a suburban hellscape of Wicker Man cultist maniacs harassing a couple who dares, dares I tell you, to do a thing they want to do during Christmas and not what the White Nonsense Collective demands of them.

    This movie is trying to kill my holiday cheer. It's trying to kill Christmas and I hate it.

    Johnny Chopsocky on
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    EmperorSethEmperorSeth Registered User regular
    KalTorak wrote: »
    There are a few child actors working now whom I don't understand how they can be that talented and charismatic at such a young age. Kids like the twins on Black-ish, or Duke on Better Things, or the youngest kid on Fresh Off the Boat - they're all a delight to watch.

    Also pretty much all the Stranger Things kids.

    You know what? Nanowrimo's cancelled on account of the world is stupid.
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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    I have a half joking hot take about Awkwafina's song being regressive

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    WearingglassesWearingglasses Of the friendly neighborhood variety Registered User regular
    Yeah, the film medium with Spielberg directing at the helm will be way way kinder to RPO's story than the book. Especially if he manages to wring out some form of heart out of it.

    Unless he copies the book's prose style and have the characters blurt out every reference that's in the screen.

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited December 2017
    Mysst wrote: »

    yo this is some good shit

    is..is it supposed to be hella stupid

    e: wait no I was wrong, "best supporting vag" is the best joke I've ever heard

    I'll cop to it, I was wrong as shit

    Shorty on
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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    it's apparently a parody of a rap song called "my dick" that I haven't heard

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    it's apparently a parody of a rap song called "my dick" that I haven't heard

    really? it was all over here like, a few years ago

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    I dunno, it sounds totally unfamiliar to me

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    I have never heard the song that it is parodying and never plan to

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    existexist Registered User regular
    mickey avalon is a rap artist for racists

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    DedpuppyDedpuppy Registered User regular
    exist wrote: »
    mickey avalon is a rap artist for racists

    Only heard his one song, and it was horrible enough for me to never want to hear anything of his ever again

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Holy shit y'all

    Better Watch Out

    Best horror movie starring a babysitter this year

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    BionicPenguinBionicPenguin Registered User regular
    That's a bold claim.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Mr. G wrote: »
    I just started Terminator 2, which I've never seen

    Right now "Bad to the Bone" starting when Arnold puts the biker gear on is making me doubt everyone saying this is one of the peaks of action cinema
    I mean

    Where do you think that cliche came from

    It's really hard to watch something that spawns a ton of cliches and spoofs with a straight face afterwards.

    Like, the Godfather is basically unwatchable cinema to me because of 90s cartoons and spoof movies. There were no moments of dramatic tension or surprises because everything that was in the movie had been referenced or re-done in some other format that tarnished the original.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    Muddy WaterMuddy Water Quiet Batperson Registered User regular
    Mr. G wrote: »
    https://youtu.be/ZWGh7si0Y50
    Jack Black stars as a reluctant manager of a Ponzi scheme

    I am in for that cast

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    GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    Jack Black is Rob Schnidering it in Jumanji.

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    KalTorak wrote: »
    There are a few child actors working now whom I don't understand how they can be that talented and charismatic at such a young age. Kids like the twins on Black-ish, or Duke on Better Things, or the youngest kid on Fresh Off the Boat - they're all a delight to watch.

    Dafne Keen, who plays X-23 in Logan, did an amazing job.

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    Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
    that awkwafina song has some good jokes in it. also, it is awful

    I might like it in a few days. who can say

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Most of the kids in the It movie were good.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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