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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited May 2007
    no, you're wrong pony

    her face is particularly ugly

    it is perfectly cubic

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    Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Nobody is actually attracted to Paris Hilton, this is a well-known fact.

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited May 2007
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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    musanman wrote: »
    45 days in a federal pound her in the ass prison

    yes

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    Hooskow = jail
    Paris = Paris Hilton the worthless bitch

    45 days is an amount of time she will spend in a prison

    DOWN YOUR THROAT
    http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/05/04/paris.hilton.ap/index.html

    Atta boy.

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    and jesus her voice

    the squeaky little girl voice

    makes my cock shrivel.

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    ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    207 BCE: Chrysippus, a Greek stoic philosopher, is believed to have died of laughter after watching his drunken donkey attempt to eat figs
    THIS IS MY FAVOURITE IRONY

    wrong thread Teefers

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited May 2007
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    StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Pony likes the butch dyke voice

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    Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited May 2007
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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    Pony likes the butch dyke voice

    you know who has a damn sexy voice

    eva green that's who

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    Eastern GlowEastern Glow Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I'd hit it with a shovel to the face.

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    Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    if this thread has taught me anything, it's that I should look into seeing if I like the Misfits or not, that scarlet st. likes to see foreskins, and that I should really find my digicam (for unrelated reasons).

    the Paris Hilton being unattractive thing? already knew that.

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    ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    musanman wrote: »
    45 days in a federal pound her in the ass prison

    yes

    Edit:
    Hooskow = jail
    Paris = Paris Hilton the worthless bitch

    45 days is an amount of time she will spend in a prison

    DOWN YOUR THROAT
    http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/05/04/paris.hilton.ap/index.html

    Atta boy.
    i am placing bets on she's going to be killed within the first week

    whoever is in her cell with her will kill themselves first

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    StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    British chicks?

    Seriously?

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    Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    honestly i could listen to eva green speak phone listings out loud

    while jerkin' it

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    Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    musanman wrote: »
    45 days in a federal pound her in the ass prison

    yes

    Edit:
    Hooskow = jail
    Paris = Paris Hilton the worthless bitch

    45 days is an amount of time she will spend in a prison

    DOWN YOUR THROAT
    http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/05/04/paris.hilton.ap/index.html

    Atta boy.
    i am placing bets on she's going to be killed within the first week

    whoever is in her cell with her will kill themselves first

    Best hope for a murder-suicide, then.

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    Eastern GlowEastern Glow Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I thought Eva Green was French?

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Caulk Bite wrote: »
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    well, given that I've never actually got into the Misfits, you can just suck my dong.

    and at the same time, go fuck yourself.

    I will let you know how that goes
    it wasn't so much directed at you, as it was Rank.

    so... Hugs?

    Let me see your foreskin

    fortunately, I can at that.

    Capital!

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited May 2007
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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I thought Eva Green was French?

    she is

    although her english accent in casino royale

    boi-oi-oi-oing

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    StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    eeewwww

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Redeemer wrote: »
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    Oh just in case nobody saw it

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    redeemer is like a pitcher of ice water in the pants

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    Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Pony wrote: »
    I thought Eva Green was French?

    she is

    although her english accent in casino royale

    boi-oi-oi-oing

    So that's why you were fidgiting in the theatre. I thought you were just finding the seat to be uncomfortable.

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Caulk Bite wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    I thought Eva Green was French?

    she is

    although her english accent in casino royale

    boi-oi-oi-oing

    So that's why you were fidgiting in the theatre. I thought you were just finding the seat to be uncomfortable.

    i have never masturbated in public

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    Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Pony wrote: »
    Caulk Bite wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    I thought Eva Green was French?

    she is

    although her english accent in casino royale

    boi-oi-oi-oing

    So that's why you were fidgiting in the theatre. I thought you were just finding the seat to be uncomfortable.

    i have never masturbated in public

    I never said you did.

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    so after aneurythmia told me about The Dreamers and i GIS'd it

    i'm pretty much trying to find a copy of it now

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Pony wrote: »
    redeemer is like a pitcher of ice water in the pants

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    that picture just makes me laugh

    every time

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    DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I could listen to Ian McKellen read the phone book

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    redeemer is like a pitcher of ice water in the pants

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    What is this anyway

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    What isn't it

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Good lord

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Sam, this is about Paris Hilton. Nobody wants to see your Inuyasha Cosplay.

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Fizban wrote: »
    Sam, this is about Paris Hilton. Nobody wants to see your Inuyasha Cosplay.

    :(:(:(

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    DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
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    JoonJoon Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Pony wrote: »
    so after aneurythmia told me about The Dreamers and i GIS'd it

    i'm pretty much trying to find a copy of it now

    After I saw Casino Royale, I GIS'd "Eva Green" because I had never heard of her before and I thought she was pretty hot. I figured there'd be some red carpet photos, maybe a Maxim shoot, the normal crap. No, Google just says "Hey, you want to see pictures of this lady? Here's a close-up of her cooch and about fifty boob shots." Google is always two steps ahead.

    Rank, posting rant gibberish in all caps is annoying.

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Joon wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    so after aneurythmia told me about The Dreamers and i GIS'd it

    i'm pretty much trying to find a copy of it now

    After I saw Casino Royale, I GIS'd "Eva Green" because I had never heard of her before and I thought she was pretty hot. I figured there'd be some red carpet photos, maybe a Maxim shoot, the normal crap. No, Google just says "Hey, you want to see pictures of this lady? Here's a close-up of her cooch and about fifty boob shots." Google is always two steps ahead.

    Rank, posting rant gibberish in all caps is annoying.

    Penguin Incarnate has a movie in which she is nude. I can't remember the title at the moment, though.

    Also Joon, I do not know if it has become clear to you yet but I was just making up all that shit from the Spider-Man 3 thread. Do not hate me please.

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    JoonJoon Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Joon wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    so after aneurythmia told me about The Dreamers and i GIS'd it

    i'm pretty much trying to find a copy of it now

    After I saw Casino Royale, I GIS'd "Eva Green" because I had never heard of her before and I thought she was pretty hot. I figured there'd be some red carpet photos, maybe a Maxim shoot, the normal crap. No, Google just says "Hey, you want to see pictures of this lady? Here's a close-up of her cooch and about fifty boob shots." Google is always two steps ahead.

    Rank, posting rant gibberish in all caps is annoying.

    Penguin Incarnate has a movie in which she is nude. I can't remember the title at the moment, though.

    Also Joon, I do not know if it has become clear to you yet but I was just making up all that shit from the Spider-Man 3 thread. Do not hate me please.

    Oh yeah, I saw what you said. I sorta figured you might have been playing and I was more talking about that attitude than about you specifically. You're cool beans. I didn't think I even posted enough anymore for people to know or care what the hell I say anyway.

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