There, the man told officers he was on a walkway near a Girl Scout cabin when the Hi Point 9mm handgun on his waist began to slip. The man said he reached down to adjust the gun, accidentally causing it to discharge.
Police said the bullet entered just above the man’s penis and exited his scrotum.
There, the man told officers he was on a walkway near a Girl Scout cabin when the Hi Point 9mm handgun on his waist began to slip. The man said he reached down to adjust the gun, accidentally causing it to discharge.
Police said the bullet entered just above the man’s penis and exited his scrotum.
This is why holsters exist, folks.
A man feels the need to run around with a penis-substitute. He accidentally shoots himself in the penis with the penis-substitue. The system works.
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Now he can just tape his gun to his crotch straightaway.
There, the man told officers he was on a walkway near a Girl Scout cabin when the Hi Point 9mm handgun on his waist began to slip. The man said he reached down to adjust the gun, accidentally causing it to discharge.
Police said the bullet entered just above the man’s penis and exited his scrotum.
They absolutely had the authority to make one of them move, and clearly one of them is in the wrong lane.
Parking lot, not street.
It was that somehow, from within the derelict-horror, they had learned a way to see inside an ugly, broken thing... And take away its pain.
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They absolutely had the authority to make one of them move, and clearly one of them is in the wrong lane.
Parking lot, not street.
Lanes exist in parking lots even if there isn't a line.
You can't just drive down the left hand side yelling "Ain't no lanes here!"
Unless there is a single car width exit & entrance in this parking lot someone is absolutely in the wrong.
All the applicable laws I could find from both the Standard Traffic Ordinance for Kansas and the Traffic Laws for Lawrence, other than parking, either stop at the entrance/exit of the property, or require clear markings of lanes. As long as Chad's car was pass the sidewalk, they can't legally do jack unless the property owner tells them to.
An Air Force bomb disposal unit blew up dozens of damaged projectiles along a rural Montana highway and recovered hundreds more after a truck hauling Navy weapons was in a crash earlier this month, military officials said.
The crash involving the military truck and two commercial trucks happened in severe winter conditions on Feb. 11 on U.S. Highway 212 in southeastern Montana. Details about the truck’s cargo were only released this week by 28th Civil Engineer Squadron Explosive Ordnance Disposal team based in Ellsworth Air Force Base, South Dakota.
The truck was carrying a shipment of U.S. Navy-owned military munitions and traveling after dark in blowing snow along the snow-covered roadway surrounded by ranchland, military and Montana Highway Patrol officials said. The crash happened on a hillcrest near a curve, when one truck crossed the centerline of the highway and struck another truck heading in the opposite direction, patrol Sgt. Dan Martin said Friday.
A third truck then crashed into the first two and ended up in a ditch. No injuries or property damage was reported.
Ah, snow and munitions - two "great" tastes that do not go well together.
What happens when two egos collide and refuse to move? Well, the Laurence, KS police detail the story on Twitter
Am I the only one noticing he's calling out the woman and being more denigrating with her than the man?
*squint*
She’s the one who called the cops because she apparently can’t drive a minivan in reverse.
The general tone seemed to be that the guy was a stubborn idiot and the woman was an idiot who called them to resolve a petty dispute and kept insisting they should tow the other guy's car or something.
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I mean, the fake names the police used for the pair were Karen and Chad, which in case you don’t know have become the default for “lady who demands to speak to the manager” and “dude who is insufferable” in modern internet usage.
“I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
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You know what? We need some positive here, some reminders that there is good in this world. In that vein, I have a Twitter thread started by Nicole Cliffe with a simple question:
That's not even the first time that dude has done it either.
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Think of how genius it is. You see a regular bike rider going down the freeway, and what’s your reaction? Probably anger, right? That guy doesn’t belong there. He might even be treated with open hostility for his trafficular transgression. Some jerks might even try to run him off the road.
But a nearly-naked dude sitting on the handlebars and riding backwards on the freeway? That guy is clearly insane. Under no circumstances should you approach him. And there’s no way you can accidentally ignore him. You’re not going to change lanes and suddenly oops there’s a bike there. You know exactly where that guy is as soon as he comes anywhere near you. And you know to keep your distance.
“I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
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I mean, it works until he runs into an insane driver. Same with assholes - they always do fine until they run into another asshole.
Think of how genius it is. You see a regular bike rider going down the freeway, and what’s your reaction? Probably anger, right? That guy doesn’t belong there. He might even be treated with open hostility for his trafficular transgression. Some jerks might even try to run him off the road.
But a nearly-naked dude sitting on the handlebars and riding backwards on the freeway? That guy is clearly insane. Under no circumstances should you approach him. And there’s no way you can accidentally ignore him. You’re not going to change lanes and suddenly oops there’s a bike there. You know exactly where that guy is as soon as he comes anywhere near you. And you know to keep your distance.
My reaction to a regular biker on the freeway would not be anger. Closer to worry because he might cause an accident.
Think of how genius it is. You see a regular bike rider going down the freeway, and what’s your reaction? Probably anger, right? That guy doesn’t belong there. He might even be treated with open hostility for his trafficular transgression. Some jerks might even try to run him off the road.
But a nearly-naked dude sitting on the handlebars and riding backwards on the freeway? That guy is clearly insane. Under no circumstances should you approach him. And there’s no way you can accidentally ignore him. You’re not going to change lanes and suddenly oops there’s a bike there. You know exactly where that guy is as soon as he comes anywhere near you. And you know to keep your distance.
My reaction to a regular biker on the freeway would not be anger. Closer to worry because he might cause an accident.
Seeing how badly I fared on a bike compared to a car in GTA: San Andreas has instilled a lifelong sympathy for bikers on roads.
At the end of February, MIT Technology Review emitted a pithy rundown of a 34-page research paper from maths-modelling boffins at Brandeis University in the US; the paper essentially posited that in a bid to make that all-important "countercultural statement", hipsters can end up looking alike. For groovy models of how random acts by hipsters "undergo a phase transition into a synchronized state" – along with some knotty network equations – see here [PDF].
Accompanying the article was an edited stock image of a generic millennial chap in plaid shirt and standard-issue beanie, or "trendy winter attire", as Getty put it.
The MIT journal's editor-in-chief, Gideon Lichfield, took to Twitter to tell a "cautionary tale" about what followed the article going live:
"We promptly got a furious email from a man who said he was the guy in the photo that ran with the story. He accused us of slandering him, presumably by implying he was a hipster, and of using the pic without his permission. (He wasn't too complimentary about the story, either.)"
. . .
Lichfield pointed out that he didn't think calling someone a hipster was "unflattering or unduly controversial" but contacted Getty to be safe.
The stock photo giant checked the model release and lo! The guy in the image wasn't even the same dude who was complaining. "He'd misidentified himself," Lichfield said.
"All of which just proves the story we ran: hipsters look so much alike that they can’t even tell themselves apart from each other."
What happens when two egos collide and refuse to move? Well, the Laurence, KS police detail the story on Twitter
Am I the only one noticing he's calling out the woman and being more denigrating with her than the man?
*squint*
She’s the one who called the cops because she apparently can’t drive a minivan in reverse.
The general tone seemed to be that the guy was a stubborn idiot and the woman was an idiot who called them to resolve a petty dispute and kept insisting they should tow the other guy's car or something.
They are both geese, but if I had to feel more sympathetic to one of them, it would be the one who'd be backing into the street rather than the one who can just back further into the lot.
Let not any one pacify his conscience by the delusion that he can do no harm if he takes no part, and forms no opinion.
What happens when two egos collide and refuse to move? Well, the Laurence, KS police detail the story on Twitter
Am I the only one noticing he's calling out the woman and being more denigrating with her than the man?
*squint*
She’s the one who called the cops because she apparently can’t drive a minivan in reverse.
The general tone seemed to be that the guy was a stubborn idiot and the woman was an idiot who called them to resolve a petty dispute and kept insisting they should tow the other guy's car or something.
They are both geese, but if I had to feel more sympathetic to one of them, it would be the one who'd be backing into the street rather than the one who can just back further into the lot.
Also she was the one that called them there, yet was unwilling to do anything to resolve the dispute so that probably annoyed them a bit
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This is why holsters exist, folks.
A man feels the need to run around with a penis-substitute. He accidentally shoots himself in the penis with the penis-substitue. The system works.
Win-win.
Gone right: She was posing on a chunk of iceberg that had beached and a wave pulled it out to sea. She was later rescued by a nearby boat captain.
:bigfrown:
Am I the only one noticing he's calling out the woman and being more denigrating with her than the man?
*squint*
Parking lot, not street.
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Lanes exist in parking lots even if there isn't a line.
You can't just drive down the left hand side yelling "Ain't no lanes here!"
Unless there is a single car width exit & entrance in this parking lot someone is absolutely in the wrong.
All the applicable laws I could find from both the Standard Traffic Ordinance for Kansas and the Traffic Laws for Lawrence, other than parking, either stop at the entrance/exit of the property, or require clear markings of lanes. As long as Chad's car was pass the sidewalk, they can't legally do jack unless the property owner tells them to.
"Fine neither if you will move your car? Fwooooong"
You mean carriers, right? Battleships don't have catapults.
Unless someone's testing a really big gun.
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Eh you don't have to be intoxicated to be an asshole while driving.
My apartment overlooks a Whole Foods parking lot and let me tell you, eating organic doesn't make you any less of an asshole while driving.
Ya I mixed em up
Ah, snow and munitions - two "great" tastes that do not go well together.
SpaceX has a BFR test comming up. Just saying.
She’s the one who called the cops because she apparently can’t drive a minivan in reverse.
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
Actually, WW2 battleships did have catapult systems that they used to launch over-the-horizon spotters.
(At about 45s)
Planes were recovered by landing on the water next to the battleship and then being winched back aboard by cranes.
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The general tone seemed to be that the guy was a stubborn idiot and the woman was an idiot who called them to resolve a petty dispute and kept insisting they should tow the other guy's car or something.
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
The responses she got are wonderful.
Shirtless, no helmet, backwards on the highway.
Darwin's day off I guess.
Or "wait for it.."
Amusing that he's passing the cars though.
But a nearly-naked dude sitting on the handlebars and riding backwards on the freeway? That guy is clearly insane. Under no circumstances should you approach him. And there’s no way you can accidentally ignore him. You’re not going to change lanes and suddenly oops there’s a bike there. You know exactly where that guy is as soon as he comes anywhere near you. And you know to keep your distance.
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
See: Karen vs. Chad
My reaction to a regular biker on the freeway would not be anger. Closer to worry because he might cause an accident.
Seeing how badly I fared on a bike compared to a car in GTA: San Andreas has instilled a lifelong sympathy for bikers on roads.
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They are both geese, but if I had to feel more sympathetic to one of them, it would be the one who'd be backing into the street rather than the one who can just back further into the lot.
- John Stuart Mill
Also she was the one that called them there, yet was unwilling to do anything to resolve the dispute so that probably annoyed them a bit
He just forgot to teach them how to get out on the ice.