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[Nintendo] announces Taiko No Tatsujin for the switch

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    EnlongEnlong Registered User regular
    Enlong wrote: »
    And when he takes his pants off, the Master Sword fanfare plays.

    I feel like the item obtained jingle fits more.

    "Dominion Rod."

    "My stretching, shrinking keepsake".

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    having a penis that functions like a hookshot is probably the worst superpower I can imagine

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    WACriminalWACriminal Dying Is Easy, Young Man Living Is HarderRegistered User regular
    having a penis that functions like a hookshot is probably the worst superpower I can imagine

    On the other hand, imagine the parkour applications.

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    having a penis that functions like a hookshot is probably the worst superpower I can imagine

    Well it works for Michael Bay

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    darunia106darunia106 J-bob in games Death MountainRegistered User regular
    Does Link even fuck?

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    EnlongEnlong Registered User regular
    I'm sure he does (the older Links, anyway), but he saves it for after the adventure is done. Dude is serious about saving the world (Groose's comment about Link dashing in and out of town at top speed paints a fairly clear picture to me), but he has time to settle down when the world is out of peril.

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    PLAPLA The process.Registered User regular
    Why did the nintendo cross the road?

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    PLA wrote: »
    Why did the nintendo cross the road?

    Because the Road murdered Nintendo's family and it is the yakuza way.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
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    Mx. QuillMx. Quill I now prefer "Myr. Quill", actually... {They/Them}Registered User regular
    I like the GameCube's power light turning on when the Switch is inserted into the dock.

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    It's a nice idea but I feel you can do better

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    NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    I kind of winced towards the end of the video when I realized he didn't cut holes for the Switch's vents, and covered up the vents on the sides of the GC.

    Neat otherwise though.

    Steam | Nintendo ID: Naphtali | Wish List
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    PerrsunPerrsun Registered User regular
    Can anyone recommend a good storage card I can pick up off Amazon that provides a good amount of storage for the price point? Currently for digital purchases I own DQ Builders, and Bayo 1 and 2. Just having those along with dlc, saves, and patches from non digital games it looks like I'll be short space to download and install Bayo 2 or at least have next to nothing left after if it squeaks by. I'd like to get something to hold those and still have room for future purchases, but I'm hoping to not have to spend a ton and there are so many different cards out there I have no idea what to grab.

    Sandisk Ultra 128GB Micro SDXC UHS-I Card with Adapter -  100MB/s U1 A1 - SDSQUAR-128G-GN6MA https://www.amazon.com/dp/B073JYC4XM/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_dGeRAb5QBX0SR

    Samsung 128GB 100MB/s (U3) MicroSD EVO Select Memory Card with Adapter (MB-ME128GA/AM) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B06XWZWYVP/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_mHeRAbFR49S8N

    Either of these should be fine. I have the Sandisk.

    When it comes to memory cards you just want to make sure it has a high read/write speed.

    As far as price goes, I haven’t looked at other sizes, but to give you a comparison, the sandisk 128 is $40 as of this post, and it was $33 on Black Friday (so, it’s priced pretty good for being on-sale-but-not-an-event-like-Memorial-day-or-something.)

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    Handsome CostanzaHandsome Costanza Ask me about 8bitdo RIP Iwata-sanRegistered User regular
    Keith wrote: »

    pimp my dock

    Nintendo Switch friend code: 7305-5583-0420. Add me!
    Resident 8bitdo expert.
    Resident hybrid/flap cover expert.
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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    What is bowsers height in luigi cocks

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    PsykomaPsykoma Registered User regular
    I feel like you have to assume the racket is actually like twice the size of a real racket for the cartoon effect.

    Which would mean Luigi is packing

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    edited March 2018

    Not really
    How is the Chain Chomp able to play tennis but not golf?
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    Brainleech on
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    AngrySquirrelAngrySquirrel Registered User regular
    Perrsun wrote: »
    Can anyone recommend a good storage card I can pick up off Amazon that provides a good amount of storage for the price point? Currently for digital purchases I own DQ Builders, and Bayo 1 and 2. Just having those along with dlc, saves, and patches from non digital games it looks like I'll be short space to download and install Bayo 2 or at least have next to nothing left after if it squeaks by. I'd like to get something to hold those and still have room for future purchases, but I'm hoping to not have to spend a ton and there are so many different cards out there I have no idea what to grab.

    Sandisk Ultra 128GB Micro SDXC UHS-I Card with Adapter -  100MB/s U1 A1 - SDSQUAR-128G-GN6MA https://www.amazon.com/dp/B073JYC4XM/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_dGeRAb5QBX0SR

    Samsung 128GB 100MB/s (U3) MicroSD EVO Select Memory Card with Adapter (MB-ME128GA/AM) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B06XWZWYVP/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_mHeRAbFR49S8N

    Either of these should be fine. I have the Sandisk.

    When it comes to memory cards you just want to make sure it has a high read/write speed.

    As far as price goes, I haven’t looked at other sizes, but to give you a comparison, the sandisk 128 is $40 as of this post, and it was $33 on Black Friday (so, it’s priced pretty good for being on-sale-but-not-an-event-like-Memorial-day-or-something.)

    Thanks. Went ahead and ordered the Sandisk.

    Live/PSN: IronSquirrel ,, Steam: angrysquirrel
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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    How dare you all.

    Kirby is not a sexual being.

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    King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    How dare you all.

    Kirby is not a sexual being.

    If recent games are to be believed Kirby is barely aware of his surroundings

    I have a podcast now. It's about video games and anime!Find it here.
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    KupiKupi Registered User regular
    How dare you all.

    Kirby is not a sexual being.

    If recent games are to be believed Kirby is barely aware of his surroundings

    If I lived in Kirby's universe, I probably wouldn't be either. Seems like a new Lovecraftian horror drops out of deep space every weekend over there.

    My favorite musical instrument is the air-raid siren.
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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    Kirbys a baby. hes just a baby

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    King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    Kupi wrote: »
    How dare you all.

    Kirby is not a sexual being.

    If recent games are to be believed Kirby is barely aware of his surroundings

    If I lived in Kirby's universe, I probably wouldn't be either. Seems like a new Lovecraftian horror drops out of deep space every weekend over there.

    And even when they die they keep coming back. Apparently from heaven!

    I have a podcast now. It's about video games and anime!Find it here.
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    EnlongEnlong Registered User regular
    Kupi wrote: »
    How dare you all.

    Kirby is not a sexual being.

    If recent games are to be believed Kirby is barely aware of his surroundings

    If I lived in Kirby's universe, I probably wouldn't be either. Seems like a new Lovecraftian horror drops out of deep space every weekend over there.

    And even when they die they keep coming back. Apparently from heaven!

    Star Allies has Marx as a DLC ally to play as. Marx! Not only did we kill him, we went back a couple decades later and killed his soul!

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Kirby your enthusiasm

    Switch: SW-7690-2320-9238Steam/PSN/Xbox: Drezdar
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    EtchwartsEtchwarts Eyes Up Registered User regular
    Death has never been to Dreamland.

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    WybornWyborn GET EQUIPPED Registered User regular
    Kirby is blameless

    But his people have brought great strife to other worlds

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    Moth 13Moth 13 Registered User regular
    Wyborn talk to me about Kirby lore.

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    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    Kirby was sent to destroy dreamland but he bumped his head on a rock so now he is a chill little dude who just likes to eat and fight and do good

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    Kirby was sent to destroy dreamland but he bumped his head on a rock so now he is a chill little dude who just likes to eat and fight and do good

    Oh my god

    Is Kirby... Goku

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    EnlongEnlong Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    Kirby was sent to destroy dreamland but he bumped his head on a rock so now he is a chill little dude who just likes to eat and fight and do good

    Oh my god

    Is Kirby... Goku

    No, he's Majin Buu.

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    I thought Kirby's deal was that he was one of the last of a race of cosmic warriors and all of them but meta Knight and Kirby were wiped out battling nightmare but Kirby doesn't know any of that because hes a big stupid baby

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    Which okay yeah that's kind of splitting hairs he is like 90% of the way toward being goku

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    WybornWyborn GET EQUIPPED Registered User regular
    edited March 2018
    I thought Kirby's deal was that he was one of the last of a race of cosmic warriors and all of them but meta Knight and Kirby were wiped out battling nightmare but Kirby doesn't know any of that because hes a big stupid baby

    This is the explanation given for the setting in Kirby: Right Back At Ya!, but doesn't seem to have anything in particular to do with the games
    Moth 13 wrote: »
    Wyborn talk to me about Kirby lore.

    You might say that I recently talked quite a lot about the subject, if you catch my drift

    If you get my meaning

    If you're picking up what I'm putting down

    Wyborn on
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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    I like how in the revenge of meta knight, meta knight's motivation is that dreamland is BORING and he thinks it will be more exciting if he gets in his giant airship and tries to blow it up

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    QuantumTurkQuantumTurk Registered User regular
    I like how in the revenge of meta knight, meta knight's motivation is that dreamland is BORING and he thinks it will be more exciting if he gets in his giant airship and tries to blow it up

    He was not wrong.

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    PeewiPeewi Registered User regular
    Wyborn wrote: »
    I thought Kirby's deal was that he was one of the last of a race of cosmic warriors and all of them but meta Knight and Kirby were wiped out battling nightmare but Kirby doesn't know any of that because hes a big stupid baby

    This is the explanation given for the setting in Kirby: Right Back At Ya!, but doesn't seem to have anything in particular to do with the games
    Moth 13 wrote: »
    Wyborn talk to me about Kirby lore.

    You might say that I recently talked quite a lot about the subject, if you catch my drift

    If you get my meaning

    If you're picking up what I'm putting down

    I don't understand this innuendo...

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited March 2018
    I like how in the revenge of meta knight, meta knight's motivation is that dreamland is BORING and he thinks it will be more exciting if he gets in his giant airship and tries to blow it up

    I played revenge of the meta knight without ever playing Kirby's Adventure so I was always like "who's this clown and what's he want revenge for"

    Shorty on
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    DimosarDimosar I am the Brain Genius Registered User regular
    I want Doomguy, Dracula and Diablo

    barring that I will accept LABO, the snipperclips or B.J. Blascowicz

    I know this is extremely well-tread joke territory but I'm serious, god damn it

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