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If I got a 'Human Abs' tattoo, would I still need to exercise to actually develop human abs? It seems like the label should be enough.
lmao all you people who are taking superpowers that aren't shapeshifting.
I pick "body made of nanomachines." Which is close enough.
You know what? Nanowrimo's cancelled on account of the world is stupid.
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Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
If I could have Any super power it would be to have any power I wanted for like an hour at a time. 90 percent of the time it would be flight or super speed but it's nice to have options
I'd wish for photographic reflexes. It's the best superpower, hands down, in which you get to have a normal life.
I don't know, I think teleportation might have it beat for powers you can still have a normal life with.
Sure, it doesn't have to be normal and ordinary, but it can be. Perfectly normal, just a little better.
Like, imagine getting an extra hour of sleep each day because you don't have to get stuck in traffic or wait for a bus? Or teleporting to your favorite take out place and back with your order. Only way to have it fresher and hotter would be to eat it at the restaurant. No more soggy sad eggrolls for you.
Of course, the biggest pain in the ass about vacation would be gone. No need to book flights a year in advance if you can just teleport to your destination. And who cares if you forgot your favorite toothbrush? Bamf back home real quick and grab that bad boy. Heck, for that matter why bother renting a room for your vacation? Tired? Sleep in your own bed then be back in time for brunch the next day.
Or, you could make it a lot better. Like, maybe you get a job somewhere with an outrageously high cost of living, so they pay their employees with that in mind. But you live in some low cost of living quiet town in the middle of nowhere halfway across the country. Not like the commute's going to get you down. Might be a bit confusing come tax time, but...
Maybe start your own business as a high speed courier. Anything you can teleport with you.
How much would you pay for an emergency organ transport?
Or just do the whole teleporting robber thing. Boring, sure, but why not?
If I could have Any super power it would be to have any power I wanted for like an hour at a time. 90 percent of the time it would be flight or super speed but it's nice to have options
I'd wish for photographic reflexes. It's the best superpower, hands down, in which you get to have a normal life.
I don't know, I think teleportation might have it beat for powers you can still have a normal life with.
Sure, it doesn't have to be normal and ordinary, but it can be. Perfectly normal, just a little better.
Like, imagine getting an extra hour of sleep each day because you don't have to get stuck in traffic or wait for a bus? Or teleporting to your favorite take out place and back with your order. Only way to have it fresher and hotter would be to eat it at the restaurant. No more soggy sad eggrolls for you.
Of course, the biggest pain in the ass about vacation would be gone. No need to book flights a year in advance if you can just teleport to your destination. And who cares if you forgot your favorite toothbrush? Bamf back home real quick and grab that bad boy. Heck, for that matter why bother renting a room for your vacation? Tired? Sleep in your own bed then be back in time for brunch the next day.
Or, you could make it a lot better. Like, maybe you get a job somewhere with an outrageously high cost of living, so they pay their employees with that in mind. But you live in some low cost of living quiet town in the middle of nowhere halfway across the country. Not like the commute's going to get you down. Might be a bit confusing come tax time, but...
Maybe start your own business as a high speed courier. Anything you can teleport with you.
How much would you pay for an emergency organ transport?
Or just do the whole teleporting robber thing. Boring, sure, but why not?
I am kinda going by the Cracked video rules where you only get one superpower and you still have your regular life, so you can only choose to transport either yourself or your clothes, and unless you're a robber now you wouldn't be one after you got your powers.
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Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
You don;t need shapeshifting if you can just lie to people on the internet.
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Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
You mean you don't need shapeshifting if you have a reading rainbow.
Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
Considering every African descended person in Girl Genius has been insanely high levels of badass, including immortal Kenyan on a road trip and Ms. Snipe a monster while unconscious....
Stuff is going to get very interesting if and when they slip into Africa.
Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
No one working in a cinema cares enough to confront anyone about the food they're carrying. Apart from like, management. Just don't make it super duper obvious (though I have seen people taking an actual pizza in before and no one cared).
That said, when I go, though I take my own drink and maybe a few sweets, I always buy their stupidly overpriced popcorn because I need it hot and fresh.
No one working in a cinema cares enough to confront anyone about the food they're carrying. Apart from like, management. Just don't make it super duper obvious (though I have seen people taking an actual pizza in before and no one cared).
That said, when I go, though I take my own drink and maybe a few sweets, I always buy their stupidly overpriced popcorn because I need it hot and fresh.
My brother and his friend had a game of one upmanship's going to the cinema for years
It got out of control with full breakfasts and pizza fairly quickly the manger of the theater asked them to stop as other customers were trying and not as fun.
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No one working in a cinema cares enough to confront anyone about the food they're carrying. Apart from like, management. Just don't make it super duper obvious (though I have seen people taking an actual pizza in before and no one cared).
That said, when I go, though I take my own drink and maybe a few sweets, I always buy their stupidly overpriced popcorn because I need it hot and fresh.
Just don't leave a massive mess behind if you do decide to bring in your own food.
The singular mess I recall from all my time working in a theater is what was obviously an entire bag's worth of pistachio shells surrounding a seat.
If I could have Any super power it would be to have any power I wanted for like an hour at a time. 90 percent of the time it would be flight or super speed but it's nice to have options
I'd wish for photographic reflexes. It's the best superpower, hands down, in which you get to have a normal life.
I don't know, I think teleportation might have it beat for powers you can still have a normal life with.
Sure, it doesn't have to be normal and ordinary, but it can be. Perfectly normal, just a little better.
Like, imagine getting an extra hour of sleep each day because you don't have to get stuck in traffic or wait for a bus? Or teleporting to your favorite take out place and back with your order. Only way to have it fresher and hotter would be to eat it at the restaurant. No more soggy sad eggrolls for you.
Of course, the biggest pain in the ass about vacation would be gone. No need to book flights a year in advance if you can just teleport to your destination. And who cares if you forgot your favorite toothbrush? Bamf back home real quick and grab that bad boy. Heck, for that matter why bother renting a room for your vacation? Tired? Sleep in your own bed then be back in time for brunch the next day.
Or, you could make it a lot better. Like, maybe you get a job somewhere with an outrageously high cost of living, so they pay their employees with that in mind. But you live in some low cost of living quiet town in the middle of nowhere halfway across the country. Not like the commute's going to get you down. Might be a bit confusing come tax time, but...
Maybe start your own business as a high speed courier. Anything you can teleport with you.
How much would you pay for an emergency organ transport?
Or just do the whole teleporting robber thing. Boring, sure, but why not?
Teleportation, in the usual sense (instantaneous movement), falls into the "this is hideously OP" bucket. Or at least "...if you know science".
Because it's a causality violation :rotate: and trivially enables time travel.
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If I got a 'Human Abs' tattoo, would I still need to exercise to actually develop human abs? It seems like the label should be enough.
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I pick "body made of nanomachines." Which is close enough.
I already have the real life "healing factor" superpower, when you think about it
I am kinda going by the Cracked video rules where you only get one superpower and you still have your regular life, so you can only choose to transport either yourself or your clothes, and unless you're a robber now you wouldn't be one after you got your powers.
http://www.fallout3nexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=16534
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Ha, I was wondering what his ability was going to be after we saw him alter his hand a little bit back during Hitball.
I was not expecting straight up
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"Two adults, technically" is a very good line.
Lots of theaters have cracked down on bags/backpacks since the shooting in Aurora
Oh, snap. I haven't been to a theater in a while, I didn't know.
Stuff is going to get very interesting if and when they slip into Africa.
http://www.fallout3nexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=16534
When I was a kid and I would see movies with people who snuck food in, they would use their purse.
Does Agrias have a purse he could use?
That said, when I go, though I take my own drink and maybe a few sweets, I always buy their stupidly overpriced popcorn because I need it hot and fresh.
My brother and his friend had a game of one upmanship's going to the cinema for years
It got out of control with full breakfasts and pizza fairly quickly the manger of the theater asked them to stop as other customers were trying and not as fun.
Just don't leave a massive mess behind if you do decide to bring in your own food.
The singular mess I recall from all my time working in a theater is what was obviously an entire bag's worth of pistachio shells surrounding a seat.
You'd wake up at 3am to Ronnie licking the inside of the bag, convinced that it smelled like candy.
And nobody needs that stress in their life.
The more this guy defends her mom the more I can't stand him.
then you run the poll again
Teleportation, in the usual sense (instantaneous movement), falls into the "this is hideously OP" bucket. Or at least "...if you know science".
Because it's a causality violation :rotate: and trivially enables time travel.
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Okay but which characters are gunna die?
*gasp* He has cool glasses!