Honestly I kinda hope it just bursts because ya know that feeling of relief right after the pain? Yea that's gotta be better than what is going on right now.
porp keeps chasing that thigh gap and im like girl if you can't crush a watermelon with your thighs don't even talk to me also I have some example videos if you're interested...
yeah thigh gaps are weird
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i honestly don't remember who it was but some chatter recently showed me a bunch of subreddits like moms sitting on counters and women getting things out of the fridge
the internet is a room of requirement
Subreddits are like a gas, they will expand to fill all available space.
Also, most of them are toxic.
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i honestly don't remember who it was but some chatter recently showed me a bunch of subreddits like moms sitting on counters and women getting things out of the fridge
the internet is a room of requirement
Subreddits are like a gas, they will expand to fill all available space.
Also, most of them are toxic.
not necessarily toxic, just that they will remove the air from the room causing you to suffocate and die.
when u make a reference to something that was popular on the internet at one time to your coworker and realize it happened when she was like 9 because you're old
when u make a reference to something that was popular on the internet at one time to your coworker and realize it happened when she was like 9 because you're old
Honestly I kinda hope it just bursts because ya know that feeling of relief right after the pain? Yea that's gotta be better than what is going on right now.
gross
i've definitely had the pressure, discomfort, and the super hot liquid and then blood in the toilet. but i've never actually felt a hemorrhoid. it's just sometimes a mass of pain and heat. do you get back there like a barber with a mirror
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It is 9 degrees out and my walk is icy so my dad picked me up and we got lunch - my first non-chili meal in like 3 days, hallelujah
also swung by CVS and grabbed my medications and some extra food and toiletries
I am now prepared to sit out this stupid fucking winter in fortress kosh for as long as it takes
when u make a reference to something that was popular on the internet at one time to your coworker and realize it happened when she was like 9 because you're old
All your base are belong to us, am I right fellow kids?
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It's coming to that point in the day. I can feel a poop brewing. But due to this incredibly uncomfortable hemorrhoid I am terrified to enter the bathroom. But waiting is also bad. Nothing would be worse than letting it back up or potentially getting mildly constipated. That will be 100 times worse coming out. Plus I also have a fissure at the moment I'm treating so like... yea staying regular is super important. But my gods... this thing is far too big. I'm so scared guys.
Butts are the worst yo.
STACEY! MIRALAX! ARE YOU MAD
I'M SO SCARED I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS AND I'M AT WORK PLEASE SEND HELP.
So for my hemorrhoid. I have a trick, and it's annoying, but when it is flaring and I feel a bit of a burgle in my belly. I house 40 ounces of water quick. I then try to put off the poop for 20 minutes or so. I find it helps out.
It's coming to that point in the day. I can feel a poop brewing. But due to this incredibly uncomfortable hemorrhoid I am terrified to enter the bathroom. But waiting is also bad. Nothing would be worse than letting it back up or potentially getting mildly constipated. That will be 100 times worse coming out. Plus I also have a fissure at the moment I'm treating so like... yea staying regular is super important. But my gods... this thing is far too big. I'm so scared guys.
Butts are the worst yo.
STACEY! MIRALAX! ARE YOU MAD
I'M SO SCARED I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS AND I'M AT WORK PLEASE SEND HELP.
soften ur fkin stool
other than that
godspeed, butt warrior
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Honestly I kinda hope it just bursts because ya know that feeling of relief right after the pain? Yea that's gotta be better than what is going on right now.
gross
i've definitely had the pressure, discomfort, and the super hot liquid and then blood in the toilet. but i've never actually felt a hemorrhoid. it's just sometimes a mass of pain and heat. do you get back there like a barber with a mirror
Mine are usually (luckily) mostly inside so most the hurt comes from pooping. This bad boy is just hanging out there. I didn't take a peek with a mirror but last night when I was putting my fissure ointment on I was like "WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS IT OUT SO FAR?!"
Honestly I kinda hope it just bursts because ya know that feeling of relief right after the pain? Yea that's gotta be better than what is going on right now.
gross
i've definitely had the pressure, discomfort, and the super hot liquid and then blood in the toilet. but i've never actually felt a hemorrhoid. it's just sometimes a mass of pain and heat. do you get back there like a barber with a mirror
Mine are usually (luckily) mostly inside so most the hurt comes from pooping. This bad boy is just hanging out there. I didn't take a peek with a mirror but last night when I was putting my fissure ointment on I was like "WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS IT OUT SO FAR?!"
stacey no
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the usual 'this is exciting, industrious and hopeful people, a supportive staff of professors and administrators and tutors, people who believe in me!' contrasted with the 'well, everyone here is young and beautiful and successful and i feel like a speck of dirt before all my peers and professors'
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Browsing r/Kappa i see
There will be.
You know it.
yeah thigh gaps are weird
Oh I know but shit gets expensive.
And still rolls down sometimes
i wanna get in them thighs with some calipers
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Subreddits are like a gas, they will expand to fill all available space.
Also, most of them are toxic.
Celeste [Switch] - She'll be wrestling with inner demons when she comes...
You should prove him wrong
not necessarily toxic, just that they will remove the air from the room causing you to suffocate and die.
what is this, minecraft
peanut butter JELly, peanut butter JELly, peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly
Zoltana cosplay I imagine keeps a lot of those sizes as viable.
pleasepaypreacher.net
gross
also swung by CVS and grabbed my medications and some extra food and toiletries
I am now prepared to sit out this stupid fucking winter in fortress kosh for as long as it takes
are there clear fields of fire
soften ur fkin stool
other than that
godspeed, butt warrior
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hashtag me too i'm on to you
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There’s a major teenage pregnancy problem?
they're closing campus..
at 5pm
Minesweeper, when you have no choice but to guess which 1 of 2 spaces is the mine
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goddamnit my creeper jokes never work
takes one to know one etc
obv
we're pris'ners
People have kids in their early 20s all the time.
My US cousin had her first kid when she was 19.
It’s not a very important country most of the time
http://steamcommunity.com/id/mortious
stacey no
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Yesss
I ventured forth yesterday during the brief thaw to replenish my stocks and also babysit my niece
She is too cute but I’m pretty sure she game me something by literally licking my face with her mouth wide open.
Repeatedly.
She’s still learning the basics of a kiss
Listen COINAGE
a bad butt is the sign of a LIFE WELL LIVED
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actual pregnancy is totally orthogonal to whether someone gets called a MILF or not in porn
the operating definition seems to be "not a teenager"
the usual 'this is exciting, industrious and hopeful people, a supportive staff of professors and administrators and tutors, people who believe in me!' contrasted with the 'well, everyone here is young and beautiful and successful and i feel like a speck of dirt before all my peers and professors'
exciting