i wanna li li li lick you from yo' head to yo' toes
and i wanna move from the bed down to the down to the to the flo'
then i wanna ah ah you make it so good i don't wanna leave
but i gotta kn kn kn know what what's your fan ta ta sy
i mean really
have you guys ever just walked into your house, after a hard day of work and school
to find an asian lady on all fours vacuuming your floor
?
i don't think i want to go back in there
Starfuck on
jackfaces
"If you're going to play tiddly winks, play it with man hole covers."
- John McCallum
i mean really
have you guys ever just walked into your house, after a hard day of work and school
to find an asian lady on all fours vacuuming your floor
?
So I just found out that I was going to have a(nother) new cousin.
Then two seconds later I found out I'm probably not.
I'm really kind of sad right now.
My slut cousin drunk dialed me from a security office on campus. Apparently she was visiting or something and got drunk. I think she's 16. She's also a card-carrying member of Britney's Youth, so it's not hard to imagine that she had an easy time getting drunk. The people she was with "hurt her feelings really bad" and she needed a place to stay. I of course was "already in bed" and "didn't have a place for her to sleep".
What I'm saying is usually extended relations are not good things.
It's okay, they'll all still be little kids when I'm, like, 25.
So I just found out that I was going to have a(nother) new cousin.
Then two seconds later I found out I'm probably not.
I'm really kind of sad right now.
My slut cousin drunk dialed me from a security office on campus. Apparently she was visiting or something and got drunk. I think she's 16. She's also a card-carrying member of Britney's Youth, so it's not hard to imagine that she had an easy time getting drunk. The people she was with "hurt her feelings really bad" and she needed a place to stay. I of course was "already in bed" and "didn't have a place for her to sleep".
What I'm saying is usually extended relations are not good things.
It's okay, they'll all still be little kids when I'm, like, 25.
I'm 60% sure I'm never going to be an uncle.
I'm 100% sure I'm never going to be an uncle.
I dunno about that
They can do amazing things
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So I just found out that I was going to have a(nother) new cousin.
Then two seconds later I found out I'm probably not.
I'm really kind of sad right now.
My slut cousin drunk dialed me from a security office on campus. Apparently she was visiting or something and got drunk. I think she's 16. She's also a card-carrying member of Britney's Youth, so it's not hard to imagine that she had an easy time getting drunk. The people she was with "hurt her feelings really bad" and she needed a place to stay. I of course was "already in bed" and "didn't have a place for her to sleep".
What I'm saying is usually extended relations are not good things.
It's okay, they'll all still be little kids when I'm, like, 25.
Close your eyes, make a wish
And blow out the candlelight
For tonight is just your night
We're gonna celebrate all thru the night
Pour the wine, light the fire
Girl your wish is my command
I submit to your demands
I will do anything, girl you need only ask
I'll make love to you
Like you want me to
And I'll hold you tight
Baby all through the night
I'll make love to you
When you want me to
And I will not let go
'Till you tell me to
So I just found out that I was going to have a(nother) new cousin.
Then two seconds later I found out I'm probably not.
I'm really kind of sad right now.
My slut cousin drunk dialed me from a security office on campus. Apparently she was visiting or something and got drunk. I think she's 16. She's also a card-carrying member of Britney's Youth, so it's not hard to imagine that she had an easy time getting drunk. The people she was with "hurt her feelings really bad" and she needed a place to stay. I of course was "already in bed" and "didn't have a place for her to sleep".
What I'm saying is usually extended relations are not good things.
It's okay, they'll all still be little kids when I'm, like, 25.
I'm 60% sure I'm never going to be an uncle.
I'm 100% sure I'm never going to be an uncle.
I dunno about that
They can do amazing things
is this where someone says "lol tfs"?
This forum seems to be stagnant enough where yes, I would say someone should probably come in to say that pretty soon.
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So I just found out that I was going to have a(nother) new cousin.
Then two seconds later I found out I'm probably not.
I'm really kind of sad right now.
My slut cousin drunk dialed me from a security office on campus. Apparently she was visiting or something and got drunk. I think she's 16. She's also a card-carrying member of Britney's Youth, so it's not hard to imagine that she had an easy time getting drunk. The people she was with "hurt her feelings really bad" and she needed a place to stay. I of course was "already in bed" and "didn't have a place for her to sleep".
What I'm saying is usually extended relations are not good things.
It's okay, they'll all still be little kids when I'm, like, 25.
I'm 60% sure I'm never going to be an uncle.
I'm 100% sure I'm never going to be an uncle.
I dunno about that
They can do amazing things
is this where someone says "lol tfs"?
This forum seems to be stagnant enough where yes, I would say someone should probably come in to say that pretty soon.
he was a sk8r boi she said c u l8r boi he wasn't good enough for her
now he's a super-star playin' on his guitar something something avril lavigne is dumb
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Khrushchev repeatedly disrupted the proceedings in the United Nations General Assembly in September-October 1960 by pounding his fists on the desk and shouting in Russian. On 29 September 1960, Khrushchev twice interrupted a speech by British Prime Minister Harold Macmillan, removing his shoe and proceeding to bang his desk with it. The unflappable Macmillan famously commented over his shoulder to Frederick Boland, the Assembly President (Ireland), that if Mr Khrushchev wished to continue, he would like a translation.
That is awesome.
As though Kruschev's main method of communication was an elaborate and subtle system of banging shit on his table
Posts
in her pooper
I was making light of how interesting the quoted post was to read, you see.
i wanna li li li lick you from yo' head to yo' toes
and i wanna move from the bed down to the down to the to the flo'
then i wanna ah ah you make it so good i don't wanna leave
but i gotta kn kn kn know what what's your fan ta ta sy
have you tried giving her money
she might stop if you do that
awesome
i won a prize for that costume
because I detest people you see
i might
i mean really
have you guys ever just walked into your house, after a hard day of work and school
to find an asian lady on all fours vacuuming your floor
?
i don't think i want to go back in there
"If you're going to play tiddly winks, play it with man hole covers."
- John McCallum
haha
good one bogey
:x
"If you're going to play tiddly winks, play it with man hole covers."
- John McCallum
Yeah, I'm like hi mom.
"If you're going to play tiddly winks, play it with man hole covers."
- John McCallum
He only deals in white women
the only thing worse than an internet relationship is guitar hero
I'm 100% sure I'm never going to be an uncle.
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I dunno about that
They can do amazing things
is this where someone says "lol tfs"?
let me lay you down by the fire
do you right
Close your eyes, make a wish
And blow out the candlelight
For tonight is just your night
We're gonna celebrate all thru the night
Pour the wine, light the fire
Girl your wish is my command
I submit to your demands
I will do anything, girl you need only ask
I'll make love to you
Like you want me to
And I'll hold you tight
Baby all through the night
I'll make love to you
When you want me to
And I will not let go
'Till you tell me to
c u l8r boi
This forum seems to be stagnant enough where yes, I would say someone should probably come in to say that pretty soon.
lol tfs
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now he's a super-star playin' on his guitar something something avril lavigne is dumb
Since you made such a stink about it.
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KrondorDan (11:17:12 PM): aw man, beat'd
Sheri B626 (11:17:15 PM): TWICE
KrondorDan (11:17:16 PM): O.o
Sheri B626 (11:17:16 PM): HAHA
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There have been worse.
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i sort of miss the atmosphere
I will base him off of that kid
With the cucumber in his pants
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That is awesome.
As though Kruschev's main method of communication was an elaborate and subtle system of banging shit on his table
You started it.
Secret Satan
asian lady is trying to sell me a vacuum for $2000 dollars!!
my wife was all
hey, that vacuum is good, we should get it
i was like
WOMAN
FOR $2000 DOLLARS, THAT VACUUM BETTER COME WITH AN ASIAN WHORE ATATCHMENT THAT WILL SUCK MY COCK
she's like
so you don't want it then
:?
"If you're going to play tiddly winks, play it with man hole covers."
- John McCallum