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    JinnJinn Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Starfuck wrote: »
    there is an asian lady cleaning my living room
    i am a bit confused

    in her pooper

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Weaver wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    GODDAMNIT I forgot to pick up eggs brb going to the store

    Update via mobile web for a play-by-play of this one

    huh?

    Anyways I got the eggs I now have two loaves of Chocolate%20Chip%20Banana%20Bread.jpgbaking in the oven.

    I was making light of how interesting the quoted post was to read, you see.

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    MoriartyMoriarty __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
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    i wanna li li li lick you from yo' head to yo' toes
    and i wanna move from the bed down to the down to the to the flo'
    then i wanna ah ah you make it so good i don't wanna leave
    but i gotta kn kn kn know what what's your fan ta ta sy

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    mullymully Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Starfuck wrote: »
    there is an asian lady cleaning my living room
    i am a bit confused

    have you tried giving her money
    she might stop if you do that

    mully on
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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I've found that Asian ladies clean the best.

    Mysst on
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    mullymully Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    hey my guitar hero night picture D:
    awesome
    i won a prize for that costume

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    guys I just realized that I relate to house so much

    because I detest people you see

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    StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    i...

    i might

    i mean really
    have you guys ever just walked into your house, after a hard day of work and school
    to find an asian lady on all fours vacuuming your floor
    ?

    i don't think i want to go back in there

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    JinnJinn Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    guys I just realized that I relate to house so much

    because I detest people you see
    i'd like to direct you to this here hi5

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    StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    maybe bogey sent here over here

    haha
    good one bogey

    :x

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    eryu90eryu90 Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Starfuck wrote: »
    i...

    i might

    i mean really
    have you guys ever just walked into your house, after a hard day of work and school
    to find an asian lady on all fours vacuuming your floor
    ?

    i don't think i want to go back in there

    Yeah, I'm like hi mom.

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    StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    if she's here when heroes starts i might have to eliminate her

    Starfuck on
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    "If you're going to play tiddly winks, play it with man hole covers."
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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Starfuck wrote: »
    maybe bogey sent here over here

    haha
    good one bogey

    :x

    He only deals in white women

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    MoriartyMoriarty __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    mully wrote: »
    hey my guitar hero night picture D:
    awesome
    i won a prize for that costume

    the only thing worse than an internet relationship is guitar hero

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    So I just found out that I was going to have a(nother) new cousin.

    Then two seconds later I found out I'm probably not.

    I'm really kind of sad right now. :\

    My slut cousin drunk dialed me from a security office on campus. Apparently she was visiting or something and got drunk. I think she's 16. She's also a card-carrying member of Britney's Youth, so it's not hard to imagine that she had an easy time getting drunk. The people she was with "hurt her feelings really bad" and she needed a place to stay. I of course was "already in bed" and "didn't have a place for her to sleep".

    What I'm saying is usually extended relations are not good things.

    It's okay, they'll all still be little kids when I'm, like, 25.

    I'm 60% sure I'm never going to be an uncle.

    I'm 100% sure I'm never going to be an uncle.

    Sheri on
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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    So I just found out that I was going to have a(nother) new cousin.

    Then two seconds later I found out I'm probably not.

    I'm really kind of sad right now. :\

    My slut cousin drunk dialed me from a security office on campus. Apparently she was visiting or something and got drunk. I think she's 16. She's also a card-carrying member of Britney's Youth, so it's not hard to imagine that she had an easy time getting drunk. The people she was with "hurt her feelings really bad" and she needed a place to stay. I of course was "already in bed" and "didn't have a place for her to sleep".

    What I'm saying is usually extended relations are not good things.

    It's okay, they'll all still be little kids when I'm, like, 25.

    I'm 60% sure I'm never going to be an uncle.

    I'm 100% sure I'm never going to be an uncle.

    I dunno about that

    They can do amazing things

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited May 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    So I just found out that I was going to have a(nother) new cousin.

    Then two seconds later I found out I'm probably not.

    I'm really kind of sad right now. :\

    My slut cousin drunk dialed me from a security office on campus. Apparently she was visiting or something and got drunk. I think she's 16. She's also a card-carrying member of Britney's Youth, so it's not hard to imagine that she had an easy time getting drunk. The people she was with "hurt her feelings really bad" and she needed a place to stay. I of course was "already in bed" and "didn't have a place for her to sleep".

    What I'm saying is usually extended relations are not good things.

    It's okay, they'll all still be little kids when I'm, like, 25.

    I'm 60% sure I'm never going to be an uncle.

    I'm 100% sure I'm never going to be an uncle.

    I dunno about that

    They can do amazing things

    is this where someone says "lol tfs"?

    Garlic Bread on
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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    hey moriarty

    let me lay you down by the fire

    do you right



    Close your eyes, make a wish
    And blow out the candlelight
    For tonight is just your night
    We're gonna celebrate all thru the night
    Pour the wine, light the fire
    Girl your wish is my command
    I submit to your demands
    I will do anything, girl you need only ask

    I'll make love to you
    Like you want me to
    And I'll hold you tight
    Baby all through the night
    I'll make love to you
    When you want me to
    And I will not let go
    'Till you tell me to

    Kusuguttai on
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    MoriartyMoriarty __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    okay kusu

    c u l8r boi

    Moriarty on
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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    So I just found out that I was going to have a(nother) new cousin.

    Then two seconds later I found out I'm probably not.

    I'm really kind of sad right now. :\

    My slut cousin drunk dialed me from a security office on campus. Apparently she was visiting or something and got drunk. I think she's 16. She's also a card-carrying member of Britney's Youth, so it's not hard to imagine that she had an easy time getting drunk. The people she was with "hurt her feelings really bad" and she needed a place to stay. I of course was "already in bed" and "didn't have a place for her to sleep".

    What I'm saying is usually extended relations are not good things.

    It's okay, they'll all still be little kids when I'm, like, 25.

    I'm 60% sure I'm never going to be an uncle.

    I'm 100% sure I'm never going to be an uncle.

    I dunno about that

    They can do amazing things

    is this where someone says "lol tfs"?

    This forum seems to be stagnant enough where yes, I would say someone should probably come in to say that pretty soon.

    scarlet st. on
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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    So I just found out that I was going to have a(nother) new cousin.

    Then two seconds later I found out I'm probably not.

    I'm really kind of sad right now. :\

    My slut cousin drunk dialed me from a security office on campus. Apparently she was visiting or something and got drunk. I think she's 16. She's also a card-carrying member of Britney's Youth, so it's not hard to imagine that she had an easy time getting drunk. The people she was with "hurt her feelings really bad" and she needed a place to stay. I of course was "already in bed" and "didn't have a place for her to sleep".

    What I'm saying is usually extended relations are not good things.

    It's okay, they'll all still be little kids when I'm, like, 25.

    I'm 60% sure I'm never going to be an uncle.

    I'm 100% sure I'm never going to be an uncle.

    I dunno about that

    They can do amazing things

    is this where someone says "lol tfs"?

    This forum seems to be stagnant enough where yes, I would say someone should probably come in to say that pretty soon.

    lol tfs

    Sheri on
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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    DAMN YOU WOMAN

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    he was a sk8r boi she said c u l8r boi he wasn't good enough for her
    now he's a super-star playin' on his guitar something something avril lavigne is dumb

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    There.

    Since you made such a stink about it.

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    The end of an era.

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Sheri B626 (11:17:11 PM): Beat'd
    KrondorDan (11:17:12 PM): aw man, beat'd
    Sheri B626 (11:17:15 PM): TWICE
    KrondorDan (11:17:16 PM): O.o
    Sheri B626 (11:17:16 PM): HAHA

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    worst chatlog ever

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    No

    There have been worse.

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    not in my recent memory

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    mullymully Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    i dont seem to run into tfs in many threads anymore
    i sort of miss the atmosphere

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited May 2007
    Sheri, crochet me a Robin doll

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    Sheri, crochet me a Robin doll

    I will base him off of that kid

    With the cucumber in his pants

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited May 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Sheri, crochet me a Robin doll

    I will base him off of that kid

    With the cucumber in his pants

    :(

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    MoriartyMoriarty __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    i hope that you're all ashamed of what you've done

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    EinEin CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Derail!
    Wikipedia wrote:
    Khrushchev repeatedly disrupted the proceedings in the United Nations General Assembly in September-October 1960 by pounding his fists on the desk and shouting in Russian. On 29 September 1960, Khrushchev twice interrupted a speech by British Prime Minister Harold Macmillan, removing his shoe and proceeding to bang his desk with it. The unflappable Macmillan famously commented over his shoulder to Frederick Boland, the Assembly President (Ireland), that if Mr Khrushchev wished to continue, he would like a translation.

    That is awesome.

    As though Kruschev's main method of communication was an elaborate and subtle system of banging shit on his table

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    We're working towards a solution, Art.

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    mori should i be ashamed i just wanted boyz 2 men

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    As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Moriarty wrote: »
    i hope that you're all ashamed of what you've done


    You started it.

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    eryu90eryu90 Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I have no shame.

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    StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    holy shit
    asian lady is trying to sell me a vacuum for $2000 dollars!!
    my wife was all
    hey, that vacuum is good, we should get it

    i was like
    WOMAN
    FOR $2000 DOLLARS, THAT VACUUM BETTER COME WITH AN ASIAN WHORE ATATCHMENT THAT WILL SUCK MY COCK

    she's like
    so you don't want it then


    :?

    Starfuck on
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