i shave your breeches because they are too untamed and you know that turns me on way too much, then i put bubblegum into your snorkel - oh no, why are you turning blue?!
I start to suffocate and start thrashing around wildy. I stumble into the pantry and crash into the welsh dresser sending my beloved antique china smashing into the cold stone floor around you.
I start dusting up all the pieces so that I don't accidently scratch up my feet, deposit the shards into the garbage can, and then take ahold of the snorkel. I take out the bubblegum, and throw in a crapload of fireants, and replace the bubble gum. I watch your eyes carefully; this is so romantic -- is that a tear of joy I see?
i enter the room with a penis in one hand and a dong in the other
"This here's cock county ladies," I spit out in a gruff voice
"and this here's the Judge," I say, as I nod at the penis
"and this here's the Jury."
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i shave your breeches because they are too untamed and you know that turns me on way too much, then i put bubblegum into your snorkel - oh no, why are you turning blue?!
I start to suffocate and start thrashing around wildy. I stumble into the pantry and crash into the welsh dresser sending my beloved antique china smashing into the cold stone floor around you.
I start dusting up all the pieces so that I don't accidently scratch up my feet, deposit the shards into the garbage can, and then take ahold of the snorkel. I take out the bubblegum, and throw in a crapload of fireants, and replace the bubble gum. I watch your eyes carefully; this is so romantic -- is that a tear of joy I see?
the fireants all happen to be celibate and dont never want be near romants uh I mean romance. I start to dance around wildy like there are ants in my pants this is because there are ants in my pants only I'm not wearing my pants.
i shave your breeches because they are too untamed and you know that turns me on way too much, then i put bubblegum into your snorkel - oh no, why are you turning blue?!
I start to suffocate and start thrashing around wildy. I stumble into the pantry and crash into the welsh dresser sending my beloved antique china smashing into the cold stone floor around you.
I start dusting up all the pieces so that I don't accidently scratch up my feet, deposit the shards into the garbage can, and then take ahold of the snorkel. I take out the bubblegum, and throw in a crapload of fireants, and replace the bubble gum. I watch your eyes carefully; this is so romantic -- is that a tear of joy I see?
the fireants all happen to be celibate and dont never want be near romants uh I mean romance. I start to dance around wildy like there are ants in my pants this is because there are ants in my pants only I'm not wearing my pants.
they're yours
pants
I suddenly realize that, yes, indeed, you are wearing my most favourite and expensive pants. This just angers me further into an erotic rage and I grab the snorkel from your face and begin to flog you in the clavical knotch with it. The ants are spraying everywhere now and every time I hit you with the flimsy piece of diving equipment, their guts splatter up at your beak. Now your beak is a slimy mess and you know how that turns me on. How can I stay angry at you. But, I take back my ant infested pants. I mean seriously, dude, stay out of my closet.
So I just found out that I was going to have a(nother) new cousin.
Then two seconds later I found out I'm probably not.
I'm really kind of sad right now.
My slut cousin drunk dialed me from a security office on campus. Apparently she was visiting or something and got drunk. I think she's 16. She's also a card-carrying member of Britney's Youth, so it's not hard to imagine that she had an easy time getting drunk. The people she was with "hurt her feelings really bad" and she needed a place to stay. I of course was "already in bed" and "didn't have a place for her to sleep".
What I'm saying is usually extended relations are not good things.
So I just found out that I was going to have a(nother) new cousin.
Then two seconds later I found out I'm probably not.
I'm really kind of sad right now.
My slut cousin drunk dialed me from a security office on campus. Apparently she was visiting or something and got drunk. I think she's 16. She's also a card-carrying member of Britney's Youth, so it's not hard to imagine that she had an easy time getting drunk. The people she was with "hurt her feelings really bad" and she needed a place to stay. I of course was "already in bed" and "didn't have a place for her to sleep".
What I'm saying is usually extended relations are not good things.
It's okay, they'll all still be little kids when I'm, like, 25.
So I just found out that I was going to have a(nother) new cousin.
Then two seconds later I found out I'm probably not.
I'm really kind of sad right now.
My slut cousin drunk dialed me from a security office on campus. Apparently she was visiting or something and got drunk. I think she's 16. She's also a card-carrying member of Britney's Youth, so it's not hard to imagine that she had an easy time getting drunk. The people she was with "hurt her feelings really bad" and she needed a place to stay. I of course was "already in bed" and "didn't have a place for her to sleep".
What I'm saying is usually extended relations are not good things.
It's okay, they'll all still be little kids when I'm, like, 25.
So I just found out that I was going to have a(nother) new cousin.
Then two seconds later I found out I'm probably not.
I'm really kind of sad right now.
My slut cousin drunk dialed me from a security office on campus. Apparently she was visiting or something and got drunk. I think she's 16. She's also a card-carrying member of Britney's Youth, so it's not hard to imagine that she had an easy time getting drunk. The people she was with "hurt her feelings really bad" and she needed a place to stay. I of course was "already in bed" and "didn't have a place for her to sleep".
What I'm saying is usually extended relations are not good things.
It's okay, they'll all still be little kids when I'm, like, 25.
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I start dusting up all the pieces so that I don't accidently scratch up my feet, deposit the shards into the garbage can, and then take ahold of the snorkel. I take out the bubblegum, and throw in a crapload of fireants, and replace the bubble gum. I watch your eyes carefully; this is so romantic -- is that a tear of joy I see?
"This here's cock county ladies," I spit out in a gruff voice
"and this here's the Judge," I say, as I nod at the penis
"and this here's the Jury."
like a lot
because I dont want to bug you
the fireants all happen to be celibate and dont never want be near romants uh I mean romance. I start to dance around wildy like there are ants in my pants this is because there are ants in my pants only I'm not wearing my pants.
they're yours
pants
"In this town, you're either assless...or you're ass."
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there was gonna be something after that but i didn't know what i was saying and i accidentally hit tab and return
what a stupid post
I take off my robe and wizard hat.
But. . . but Jordyn. . .
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I suddenly realize that, yes, indeed, you are wearing my most favourite and expensive pants. This just angers me further into an erotic rage and I grab the snorkel from your face and begin to flog you in the clavical knotch with it. The ants are spraying everywhere now and every time I hit you with the flimsy piece of diving equipment, their guts splatter up at your beak. Now your beak is a slimy mess and you know how that turns me on. How can I stay angry at you. But, I take back my ant infested pants. I mean seriously, dude, stay out of my closet.
"dang good jerkin'"
Then two seconds later I found out I'm probably not.
I'm really kind of sad right now.
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you can buy refills
my dog will follow me around if I have a nerf gun out
she wants me to shoot her so she can steal the darts
i'd be playing right in to his hand
they're gathering ammunition gentlemen
we've been falling for their 'man's best friend' schtick for so long!
My slut cousin drunk dialed me from a security office on campus. Apparently she was visiting or something and got drunk. I think she's 16. She's also a card-carrying member of Britney's Youth, so it's not hard to imagine that she had an easy time getting drunk. The people she was with "hurt her feelings really bad" and she needed a place to stay. I of course was "already in bed" and "didn't have a place for her to sleep".
What I'm saying is usually extended relations are not good things.
i have the ragingest boner now
It's okay, they'll all still be little kids when I'm, like, 25.
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I'm 60% sure I'm never going to be an uncle.
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I don't know little kids can be mean as hell.
i am a bit confused
"If you're going to play tiddly winks, play it with man hole covers."
- John McCallum
huh?
Anyways I got the eggs I now have two loaves of