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Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C ERegistered User regular
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By now I'm sure most of you are familiar with my cat Widget.
But I bet you don't know how she got her name!
Originally she was going to be called Iris (over my strenuous objections), but fortunately I stumbled upon a children's book my mother had when she was a kid:
Which was basically Widget as a kitten.
Recently I snagged the book when I visited home, and I've uploaded it to an imgur album. It's full of Widget adventures!
First of all, lets fix the cover:
That's better.
Anyway, you should definitely check out the book. In it, Widget defeats a terrifying bear:
Takes a nap in a slipper:
And even tangles with the puppy from next door!
Wait wait, hang on, that puppy's not nearly vicious enough.
There, much better. Super vicious dog, let me tell you.
Anyway, the full book is in this album (with the original, unaltered pictures):
http://imgur.com/a/n3OP6
Unfortunately the book is long out of print, so unless you happen to have your own copy, this is probably the only place to read it. Enjoy!
But I bet you don't know how she got her name!
Originally she was going to be called Iris (over my strenuous objections), but fortunately I stumbled upon a children's book my mother had when she was a kid:
Which was basically Widget as a kitten.
Recently I snagged the book when I visited home, and I've uploaded it to an imgur album. It's full of Widget adventures!
First of all, lets fix the cover:
That's better.
Anyway, you should definitely check out the book. In it, Widget defeats a terrifying bear:
Takes a nap in a slipper:
And even tangles with the puppy from next door!
Wait wait, hang on, that puppy's not nearly vicious enough.
There, much better. Super vicious dog, let me tell you.
Anyway, the full book is in this album (with the original, unaltered pictures):
http://imgur.com/a/n3OP6
Unfortunately the book is long out of print, so unless you happen to have your own copy, this is probably the only place to read it. Enjoy!
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this legal document seems suspicious...
Good thing you posted this 'cause I came in here indignant as all hell let me tell you
Geth, the word Trump is forbidden in the thread
a small part of I think Choke is that he chokes on food in restaurants to get free meals
now it is forgotten
go with god my son
claws sharp as hell
What am I, an investigative journalist
Yeah, I screenshotted that and put it on imgur and copied the url before even posting the [chat] because I knew I needed to post it as quickly as possible.
someone just said Benton was "only a resident" because he's about to perform emergency surgery
funny note, they wrote his name on a board and the name above his was 'Wiley', which is his student's real name. I wonder if the other listed names were the actor's names... went by too fast.
You know us well, friend
i am going to fucking murder you
You can get a diploma while barely literate.
And there isn't really much discrimination on college admittance either. Oh you might not get into the fancy private school or the top state school, but the second and third tier state schools will let in basically anybody. And the for-profit private schools will let in literally anybody who can pay.
So colleges have to be general cause half the time they're starting from scratch.
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
SIG FYI the last time you tried to get Geth to do two commands in one post you got flustered and recycled [chat]
Things went much better this time
Making me feel bad about flunkin' outta Uni, Vowels
Benar I am also a college drop out!
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
Flunked outta college and now all I do is spend all day postin' on the internet with my college dropout friends! Oh god!
:P
Yeah but you hang out with a lot of doctors.
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
And I less "flunked out" and more "had difficulty attending"
In lieu of, like, any other way to spend my time
Which worked out okay!
But that also has worked out okay!
Whenever I'm talking about the forums and I want to class the joint up, I always mention all the doctors and lawyers and engineers
I never mention that you're all still filthy degenerates just like me, because that doesn't help my argument
"Oh hey, well it's 'cause I figured out early on in high school that reading something and then writing about what I read is a super-easy way to get an A! So I figure I'll just keep that strategy going, you know?
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What do you mean "what am I going to do after school?" I didn't really think about it, I just had super-good grades in English and History and got into one of the best schools in the country so I figured I'd just keep doing English and History! I was 17 and just really excited that I got to apply to universities and I got into every school I applied to, it was great!
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Oh you mean what do I want to do with my life? Well what I want to do is wander into the woods and become a hermit, most days, so I gotta admit I don't really have a 5-year plan!"
Thank you for reading "A conversation with 18 year old Narwhal, depressed (undiagnosed)"
Where does the graham cracker enter here?
:bro: right there with both of you.
It still counts even though I went back after a decade.
You dip it in your hot chocolate!
This is critical
What are you doing with those four packets of sugar? Why do you have packets of sugar? Do you steal them from Starbucks?