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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    the only meaning I've managed to find

    BNet-Vari#1998 | Switch-SW 6960 6688 8388 | Steam | Twitch
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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    adorbale: 4 1/2 old goddaughter has learned how to give people a raspberry

    hilarious: she thinks doing it while breastfeeding is funny

    That’s way too old to be breastfeeding imho

    Don’t @ me

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    MortiousMortious The Nightmare Begins Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    evolution-english-alphabet.png?v=1523197137

    Move to New Zealand
    It’s not a very important country most of the time
    http://steamcommunity.com/id/mortious
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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    We invented computers those are pretty neat.

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    Mikey Cyrus covering “The Bitch is Back” is everything

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    Crimson KingCrimson King Registered User regular
    humans: good or bad? we just don't know

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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    the effects of humans are bad but the causes... the causes are very good

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Also I don't think I could properly summarize the incredible, astounding, breathtaking things we've achieved by harnessing the energy of the rivers

    If you're still frustrated and miserable after thinking about what a hydroelectric dam provides you might just need a change in perspective, that's all I'm saying

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    tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    Smashing lifts

    830pm lifting recommend 10 outta 10

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Shaz don’t you fly all over snowboarding and eating fancy ass imported whatevers

    You get down here in the muck with the rest of us you lil sumbitch

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    maybe I'll lift a weight again one day

    just one though. that's as high as I'll go.

    BNet-Vari#1998 | Switch-SW 6960 6688 8388 | Steam | Twitch
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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    Mortious wrote: »
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    ”Evolution” my ass. When I open my Bible I see only one language - American

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    adorbale: 4 1/2 old goddaughter has learned how to give people a raspberry

    hilarious: she thinks doing it while breastfeeding is funny

    That’s way too old to be breastfeeding imho

    Don’t @ me

    I thought this at first

    But then realized no unit of age was specified, so I couldn't possibly know :wink:

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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    ben please don't have sex with a hydroelectric dam

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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Thread eulogy. Here comes the boom.

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    tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    Omg if I finish this last set I have no wait for the squat rack

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    ben please don't have sex with a hydroelectric dam

    There's no law, simon

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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    ben please don't have sex with a hydroelectric dam

    There's no law, simon

    I mean trespassing probably

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    Shaz don't listen to him he downloaded over three hundred gigs already this month

    He is as much a guzzler of this time's gifts as you are

    sig.gif
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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    every single one of the snacksophone tweets I've posted in this thread has been a unique tweet

    the dude's been posting it every day since that one up the top of this page, back in 2016

    I appreciate a commitment to a bad bit

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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    ben please don't have sex with a hydroelectric dam
    I knew allowing same sex marriage would open the floodgates

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Shaz don't listen to him he downloaded over three hundred gigs already this month

    He is as much a guzzler of this time's gifts as you are

    Down in the muck with us, not with them

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    redxredx I(x)=2(x)+1 whole numbersRegistered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    ben please don't have sex with a hydroelectric dam

    There's no law, simon

    I mean trespassing probably

    I don't think you are allowed to have sex with inanimate objects in public.


    and do you have any idea how much it costs to raise a bridge?

    They moistly come out at night, moistly.
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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    ben please don't have sex with a hydroelectric dam

    There's no law, simon

    I mean trespassing probably

    White Man's Law, don't recognize it

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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    vowels I think I got the swing of the Colonial Charter mod stuff, I've got a booming economy based on perry and cheese

    But now I see there's some weird military stuff??

    Do I dare prepare my colony... for the war economy...

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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    edited April 2018
    wandering wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    ben please don't have sex with a hydroelectric dam
    I knew allowing same sex marriage would open the floodgates

    So now the dikes want equal treatment?

    Edit: Nice autocorrect, phone. Jesus.

    jungleroomx on
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    PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Aioua wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    ben please don't have sex with a hydroelectric dam

    There's no law, simon

    I mean trespassing probably

    White Man's Law, don't recognize it

    Turbines don't care about the law either. Or, y'know, bodies

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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    I mean if narwhal's peener has already been mutilated then I guess it's no extra skin off his dick to have sex with a powerful hydroelectric turbine

    but if not... be careful, my intact friend

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    wandering wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    ben please don't have sex with a hydroelectric dam
    I knew allowing same sex marriage would open the floodgates

    Literally, as it turns out

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    tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    Lolol

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    And I guess that’s why they call it the blues
    Time on my hands could be time spent with you
    Laughing like children, living like lovers
    Rolling like thunder under the covers
    wandering wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    ben please don't have sex with a hydroelectric dam
    I knew allowing same sex marriage would open the floodgates
    Sploosh

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    shrykeshryke Member of the Beast Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »

    snacksamaphooooooooone
    snacksamaphooooooooone

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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    Geth!!!

    @Shazkar Shadowstorm have you read Junot Diaz's books?

    there was one moment in one of them I'll never forget

    tough books to read and now I have more insight into why

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Google search for snacksophone returns that Twitter and this thread

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    MsAnthropyMsAnthropy The Lady of Pain Breaks the Rhythm, Breaks the Rhythm, Breaks the Rhythm The City of FlowersRegistered User regular
    geth roll 1d10

    1d10 4 [1d10=4]

    Luscious Sounds Spotify Playlist

    "The only real politics I knew was that if a guy liked Hitler, I’d beat the stuffing out of him and that would be it." -- Jack Kirby
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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited April 2018
    okay but have you ever heard Sandstorm made from a real sandstorm?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSE3obVArLI

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    Geth recycle this thread

    I ate an engineer
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