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There was an idea... [AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR] is out. BEWARE THE INTERNET

SnicketysnickSnicketysnick The Greatest Hype Man inWesterosRegistered User regular
edited April 2018 in Social Entropy++
10 years ago something happened at the end of a pretty decent comic book film about a C or B list character that the public hadn't really heard of before.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5ateXQIqIo

At the time it seemed like a cute little throwaway for fans of the comics or people that had watched a bunch of the Fox Kids cartoons when they were wee little sprogs.
But the thing was, Marvel actually meant it, so four years later in 2012, after another Iron Man, a fantastic Captain America, a greatly enjoyable introduction to Thor and the final solo outing for the Hulk, what seemed like a hopelessly ambitious hail mary that any sane movie studio would dismiss as nigh on impossible actually came together.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnzC0CgfP28

That shot wouldn't be equalled in terms of holy shit they pulled it off until Star Wars returned a few years later. It lit a fire in the cash registers of almost every other film studio, all of whom began to chase the new hotness that was a shared cinematic universe. None of them got that close and most imploded after a single picture (RIP Dark Universe). Now, after 6 years spent building up the rest of the pieces with 12(!) more films, everything is coming together again and it looks like Marvel Studios is going to recreate that feeling once more for the victory lap.

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The gang's all (mostly) here! Even Spider-Man, who seemed to be forever doomed to the endless cycle of reboots at Sisyphean Sony Pictures.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZfuNTqbHE8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwievZ1Tx-8

Reviews are being held until very late due to wanting to keep the story under wraps, to the extent that at the time of posting, only a handful of people will have seen the finished film in its entirety. There's even been a plea from the production team.



The Première was in LA on Monday night with press screenings, hot takes and probably spoiler-filled SURPRISE TWIST/CAMEO/PLOTPOINT headlines to follow, so beware the internet from that point. The film releases on Friday, or Thursday, depending on the machinations of the villain known as The International Date Line (Or maybe Wednesday in The Netherlands apparently? I don't know, it's all getting a bit Boxing Day Sales on Christmas Eve).

Tag your spoilers and commiserate with your fellow posters on the loss of your favourite Avenger because there's good odds that the whole team isn't getting out alive.

Who will win?

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There was an idea... [AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR] is out. BEWARE THE INTERNET 131 votes

Hawkeye
3%
Karl101BizazedoDr. Flamingo 4 votes
Hawkguy
15%
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Todd
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Surprise Coulson
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Larlar
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NOBODY WINS
25%
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  • Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
    Todd
    this got a toddy with a body

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  • HermanoHermano Registered User regular
    Todd
    Is Rob Delaney in this one


    PSN- AHermano
  • ProhassProhass Registered User regular
    Can a marvel buff clear something up for me? Why was Ronin so powerful in guardians of the galaxy? Like he could temporarily hold an infinity stone without it destroying him, and he seemed to basically be invincible. What was his power backstory? Like I got the impression that his like ritual thing at the start was just ceremonial, or did it confer actual powers on him?

    Was he more powerful than the average member of his race? Or are they all super powerful?

  • SnicketysnickSnicketysnick The Greatest Hype Man in WesterosRegistered User regular
    NOBODY WINS
    Hermano wrote: »
    Is Rob Delaney in this one

    We can only hope

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  • Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
    Todd
    Prohass wrote: »
    Can a marvel buff clear something up for me? Why was Ronin so powerful in guardians of the galaxy? Like he could temporarily hold an infinity stone without it destroying him, and he seemed to basically be invincible. What was his power backstory? Like I got the impression that his like ritual thing at the start was just ceremonial, or did it confer actual powers on him?

    Was he more powerful than the average member of his race? Or are they all super powerful?

    no, i don't believe just any of his people could manage that. he was the kreem of the crop

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  • HermanoHermano Registered User regular
    Todd
    I've heard Ronan was pretty juiced up, it's an open secret in the Kree community


    PSN- AHermano
  • Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
    Todd
    Hermano wrote: »
    I've heard Ronan was pretty juiced up, it's an open secret in the Kree community

    those are quite some accusations, hermano

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  • HermanoHermano Registered User regular
    Todd
    Hermano wrote: »
    Is Rob Delaney in this one

    We can only hope

    He makes me laugh and seems like a good bloke, I hope he's the main character


    PSN- AHermano
  • HermanoHermano Registered User regular
    Todd
    Hermano wrote: »
    I've heard Ronan was pretty juiced up, it's an open secret in the Kree community

    those are quite some accusations, hermano

    Just passing on some stuff I've heard man, not accusing anyone


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  • SnicketysnickSnicketysnick The Greatest Hype Man in WesterosRegistered User regular
    NOBODY WINS
    The Russos have updated their stance to "Hey maybe go into a bunker this afternoon"



    which seems unprecedented, even Star Wars wasn't this all in

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  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    Making a hashtag about how you shouldn't spoil the film on social media seems like... a questionable idea

    How many folks are going to tweet spoilers with that hashtag?

    Why would you even need a hashtag if your message "stay off social media"?

  • honoverehonovere Registered User regular
    edited April 2018
    Hermano wrote: »
    Hermano wrote: »
    I've heard Ronan was pretty juiced up, it's an open secret in the Kree community

    those are quite some accusations, hermano

    Just passing on some stuff I've heard man, not accusing anyone

    The blood doping was pretty obvious.




    That bad guy in GotG doesn't feel very threatenening, also Ronan's costume was pretty bad, I think. It looked so rubbery. Had GotG running in the background recently. It does not hold up on repeat viewings.

    honovere on
  • Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    Surprise Coulson
    Right. I'm grabbing my go back and cutting the Ethernet cable on this computer.

    I just want everyone to know that I love you and I'll see you all in hell!

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  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    Surprise Coulson
    My son and I have tickets for Thursday night.

    It’s great that they have these earlier showings, because now we can see it as early as possible and I’m also not a bad parent for keeping him out late on a school night. (There are still several other reasons why I’m a bad parent, don’t worry)

  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    NOBODY WINS
    I think Ronan only survived because he immediately jammed the stone into his hammer rather than try to wield it directly

  • SnicketysnickSnicketysnick The Greatest Hype Man in WesterosRegistered User regular
    NOBODY WINS
    Yeah, like walking on hot coals.

    I've had my ticket sat in my wallet for a while now, Thursday lunchtime (gawdblessya timezones) so I should be relatively safe from spoilers I hope. Also relatively safe from a ram-packed cinema screen, hurrah for all the kids being stuck in school :hydra:

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  • TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    Surprise Coulson
    Marathon wrote: »
    My son and I have tickets for Thursday night.

    It’s great that they have these earlier showings, because now we can see it as early as possible and I’m also not a bad parent for keeping him out late on a school night. (There are still several other reasons why I’m a bad parent, don’t worry)

    7 PM midnight releases are the best innovation of the last few years.

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  • nightmarennynightmarenny Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    I think Ronan only survived because he immediately jammed the stone into his hammer rather than try to wield it directly

    That's what I took from the movie and I consider that canon but there is a deleted scene in which it states that he has celestial blood in his ancestry which was probably the intended reason based on GotG2.

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  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    Hawkguy
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    I think Ronan only survived because he immediately jammed the stone into his hammer rather than try to wield it directly

    Why was Ronan's hammer this powerful

  • SnicketysnickSnicketysnick The Greatest Hype Man in WesterosRegistered User regular
    NOBODY WINS
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    I think Ronan only survived because he immediately jammed the stone into his hammer rather than try to wield it directly

    Why was Ronan's hammer this powerful

    It's like an elevator being able to lift Thor's hammer

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  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    Hawkguy
    It couldn't be any stick, right

  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited April 2018
    Larlar
    Living in the future has its advantages.

    Only 36 hours to go!

    Edit: wait, no, 50-something. 58, something like that.

    sarukun on
  • GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    Thanos's true source of power.

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  • nightmarennynightmarenny Registered User regular
    It’s so weird that there are like four more days until this movie comes out and there haven’t been any reviews. The conspiracy theoriest in me is terrified that it’s because they know it won’t be reviewed well but it’s probably just because they know they have no reason to release it early.

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  • EtchwartsEtchwarts Eyes Up Registered User regular
    Surprise Coulson
    I've voted on this poll with my heart.

    Also good to know it premieres tonight, now I know when to forego the entire internet.

  • CenoCeno pizza time Registered User regular
    edited April 2018
    Surprise Coulson
    Twitter impressions are out from the premiere and it’s a lot of jaws on floors wondering where they go from here.

    Thanos is the main character and it feels like a part one.

    Ceno on
  • rhylithrhylith Death Rabbits HoustonRegistered User regular
    Larlar


    Ahahahaha somehow the tweet in this image was used by both Hollywood Reporter AND Variety. I think both have realized it and pulled it but it’s still amazing.

  • RT800RT800 Registered User regular
    NOBODY WINS
    I would very much like to see this movie ASAP, but I hate crowds and something tells me this movie will be... crowded.

  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    Surprise Coulson
    My local theater just completed renovations and now every screen there has recliners where you reserve your seat ahead of time. I’m sure my showing will be full, but with the new seats they have I’ll be super comfortable and have tons of room.

  • RT800RT800 Registered User regular
    NOBODY WINS
    My local theater is a shithole on a good day.

    I think I'm actually starting to hate the theater experience.

    If they could just start releasing movies straight to streaming, that'd be ideal. I'd even pay a premium.

    Fuck IMAX, I'll take my living room.

  • CenoCeno pizza time Registered User regular
    Surprise Coulson
    RT800 wrote: »
    If they could just start releasing movies straight to streaming, that'd be ideal. I'd even pay a premium.

    Fuck IMAX, I'll take my living room.

    Welcome to enlightenment. We are still few and curmudgeonly, but we will eventually win.

  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    edited April 2018
    Apparently there is a very, very unofficial line of Infinity War sex toys launching this week

    Including:

    A butt plug what looks like an arc reactor is in your ass
    Moan-lir, it's like Mjolnir but the handle is a dildo
    An upsettingly large green dildo

    And

    The Infinity Fist

    Good work, internet

    BlankZoe on
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  • SnicketysnickSnicketysnick The Greatest Hype Man in WesterosRegistered User regular
    NOBODY WINS
    Well now I have to re-write the OP don't I?

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  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User, Transition Team regular
    Todd
    I need all of those.

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  • CenoCeno pizza time Registered User regular
    Surprise Coulson
    Campea says only one post-credits scene and Thanos is hands-down the best MCU villain. There are actual consequences and stakes, stuff like that.

    So I'm done with reading impressions now and will wait until Saturday. Looking forward to it.

  • President EvilPresident Evil Let's Rock Registered User regular
    edited April 2018
    So the Russos are about to blow the fuck up, aren’t they? Good stuff.

    President Evil on
  • mxmarksmxmarks Registered User regular
    When they do the retrospective of the Russo's career a few decades from now I hope they focus on whoever realized that, if those guys could handle the insanely intricate plots and threads of ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT and make them all come together, they were the perfect people to handle the MCU.

    The genres are wildly different but I always think about how the skillset they learned from working on that show is perfect for what they're doing now.

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    Larlar
    So the Russos are about to blow the fuck up, aren’t they? Good stuff.

    ...

    they already made what’s going to be one of the biggest movies in history

    how much more can they blow up?

  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    YaYa wrote: »
    So the Russos are about to blow the fuck up, aren’t they? Good stuff.

    ...

    they already made what’s going to be one of the biggest movies in history

    how much more can they blow up?
    They're also pretty active producers, both on film and TV

    They know they're hot shit right now and are absolutely making the most of it

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  • Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
    Todd
    YaYa wrote: »
    So the Russos are about to blow the fuck up, aren’t they? Good stuff.

    ...

    they already made what’s going to be one of the biggest movies in history

    how much more can they blow up?

    the level beyond directing infinity war is known as the "charlton heston's ape-induced aha! eulogy breakdown" tier

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