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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    really though how can anyone know something from the past before they were born

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    also 1980 is technically the 70s

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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    it's just weird to me how like, everything is step porn now
    Yeah we need less step porn, more identical twin porn imo

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    SleepSleep Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    i mean marsha and greg was a ship thing in the 70s

    You weren't alive in the 70s. How do you know this?

    I'm sure the records will show that chanus has been around since far before 1970

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    I went on a tour of a battleship this last weekend, and it was in the south, and when we got to the machine that makes fresh water, the tour guide was like "Oh cool, a group of mostly women. That's good because I will be talking a lot about cooking/boiling water."

    It was magical and confirmed all stereotypes forever.

    When stuff like this happens part of me wonders if they are just that dense or just have the worse sense of humor ever. Especially the boiling water part.

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    VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    also 1980 is technically the 70s

    Is that how that works?

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    SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    LRMssssssss

    DAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKA

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    BrodyBrody The Watch The First ShoreRegistered User regular
    Video game romances are horrendous to the point of being insulting

    I feel like Hatoful Boyfriend wasn't that awful.

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    SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    I took a mission to take down a flagship mech

    Head shots are iffy, but there's always knocking him down

    Some days Blue wonders why anyone ever bothered making numbers so small; other days she supposes even infinity needs to start somewhere.
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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    edited May 2018
    Chanus wrote: »
    it's just weird to me how like, everything is step porn now

    At least, all the good porno peeps are heading to that genre now because it pays so god damned well in comparison to the genre of "unenthusiastic/fake-enthusiastic blowjobs and weird sex positions and the camera under neath the dude's ball-sack with wacky plastic surgery people and hot pink body stockings and that one guy who's in all the porn videos with that bullet loop tattoo on his thigh"

    bowen on
    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    also 1980 is technically the 70s

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    I went on a tour of a battleship this last weekend, and it was in the south, and when we got to the machine that makes fresh water, the tour guide was like "Oh cool, a group of mostly women. That's good because I will be talking a lot about cooking/boiling water."

    It was magical and confirmed all stereotypes forever.

    When stuff like this happens part of me wonders if they are just that dense or just have the worse sense of humor ever. Especially the boiling water part.

    i've told the story a few times probably but when we were moving into our new warehouse i was walking around with the guys installing all the network hardware and cables and stuff and apparently one of the techs had worked himself into having a bunch of male end patches needing to join to other male end patches

    and the older boss guy was like

    obama made gay marriage legal but i don't think that works for network cables

    and i mean, it had that kind of stank on it like this guy is probably not actually cool with gay marriage

    but also it was p dang funny

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    wandering wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    it's just weird to me how like, everything is step porn now
    Yeah we need less step porn, more identical twin porn imo

    identical steptwins.

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    i'm not sure if the bob's burgers trans character(s) are good or if the joke is often just that they are trans

    like, i would expect the show to be fairly progressive about it, but i dunno

    regardless the taxi episode was great

    Its hard to tell if any given character on bob's burgers is trans because so many of the women are voiced by men in the first place. And the show just doesn't go there, generally. It's not something that would come up. I guess most signs point to Marshmallow being trans or some unspecified gender queer, but there's no real joke about it I don't think.

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    cptruggedcptrugged I think it has something to do with free will. Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    I went on a tour of a battleship this last weekend, and it was in the south, and when we got to the machine that makes fresh water, the tour guide was like "Oh cool, a group of mostly women. That's good because I will be talking a lot about cooking/boiling water."

    It was magical and confirmed all stereotypes forever.

    When stuff like this happens part of me wonders if they are just that dense or just have the worse sense of humor ever. Especially the boiling water part.

    Yeah, that super sounds like some dudes idea of a purposefully bad joke.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    it's just weird to me how like, everything is step porn now

    At least, all the good porno peeps are heading to that genre now because it pays so god damned well in comparison to the genre of "unenthusiastic/fake-enthusiastic blowjobs and weird sex positions and the camera under neath the dude's ball-sack with wacky plastic surgery people and hot pink body stockings and that one guy who's in all the porn videos with that bullet loop tattoo on his thigh"

    this is some inside baseball outside the scope of my limited porn viewing and i'm just going to trust your judgment on this one

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    The marshmallow joke is no one on the show is phased by her

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    it's just weird to me how like, everything is step porn now

    At least, all the good porno peeps are heading to that genre now because it pays so god damned well in comparison to the genre of "unenthusiastic/fake-enthusiastic blowjobs and weird sex positions and the camera under neath the dude's ball-sack with wacky plastic surgery people and hot pink body stockings and that one guy who's in all the porn videos with that bullet loop tattoo on his thigh"

    this is some inside baseball outside the scope of my limited porn viewing and i'm just going to trust your judgment on this one

    You've had to at least seen the guy with the bandoleer tattoo on his thigh, he's in literally everything.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    I took a mission to take down a flagship mech

    Head shots are iffy, but there's always knocking him down

    Knock Down first the headshot

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    it's just weird to me how like, everything is step porn now

    At least, all the good porno peeps are heading to that genre now because it pays so god damned well in comparison to the genre of "unenthusiastic/fake-enthusiastic blowjobs and weird sex positions and the camera under neath the dude's ball-sack with wacky plastic surgery people and hot pink body stockings and that one guy who's in all the porn videos with that bullet loop tattoo on his thigh"

    this is some inside baseball outside the scope of my limited porn viewing and i'm just going to trust your judgment on this one

    You've had to at least seen the guy with the bandoleer tattoo on his thigh, he's in literally everything.

    i mean maybe

    i honestly don't watch enough porn to identify people by their tattoos

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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    chanus pretending he's better than us and doesn't have porn beamed into his brain like the rest of us

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    P10 wrote: »
    chanus pretending he's better than us and doesn't have porn beamed into his brain like the rest of us

    He could pick em outof a butthole lineup I’m sure

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    BronzeKoopaBronzeKoopa Registered User regular
    Also in a lot of amateur videos there always an episode of family guy softly playing in the background.

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Also in a lot of amateur videos there always an episode of family guy softly playing in the background.

    family guy funny moments vol 68

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    The marshmallow joke is no one on the show is phased by her

    When you put it that way, it does seem a tad transphobic.

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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular


    Geth got a new job!
    Robot pornographer

    Bless your heart.
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    I'm glad that porn has gone away from the factory produced pam anderson clones and now allowing more ladies of different bust and booty types in. If only they'd find more than one male performer though (seriously bullet tattoo leg guy).

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    I'm glad that porn has gone away from the factory produced pam anderson clones and now allowing more ladies of different bust and booty types in. If only they'd find more than one male performer though (seriously bullet tattoo leg guy).
    A lot of the porn I watch has more than one male performer

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    credeikicredeiki Registered User regular
    cptrugged wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    I went on a tour of a battleship this last weekend, and it was in the south, and when we got to the machine that makes fresh water, the tour guide was like "Oh cool, a group of mostly women. That's good because I will be talking a lot about cooking/boiling water."

    It was magical and confirmed all stereotypes forever.

    When stuff like this happens part of me wonders if they are just that dense or just have the worse sense of humor ever. Especially the boiling water part.

    Yeah, that super sounds like some dudes idea of a purposefully bad joke.

    Really, because to me it sounds like the sort of thing that people tell women all the time fully genuinely and without thinking about it before or after...

    Steam, LoL: credeiki
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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    The marshmallow joke is no one on the show is phased by her

    When you put it that way, it does seem a tad transphobic.

    I don't see how

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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    pornography featuring real humans is sick and twisted

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    cptruggedcptrugged I think it has something to do with free will. Registered User regular
    wandering wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    it's just weird to me how like, everything is step porn now
    Yeah we need less step porn, more identical twin porn imo

    identical steptwins.

    Why worry about step when you there's videos of those two identical twin porn star sisters doing each other.

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    credeiki wrote: »
    cptrugged wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    I went on a tour of a battleship this last weekend, and it was in the south, and when we got to the machine that makes fresh water, the tour guide was like "Oh cool, a group of mostly women. That's good because I will be talking a lot about cooking/boiling water."

    It was magical and confirmed all stereotypes forever.

    When stuff like this happens part of me wonders if they are just that dense or just have the worse sense of humor ever. Especially the boiling water part.

    Yeah, that super sounds like some dudes idea of a purposefully bad joke.

    Really, because to me it sounds like the sort of thing that people tell women all the time fully genuinely and without thinking about it before or after...

    That is why I am split. Some folks would be the thing you are talking about and thus dense and dumb. Others are just stupid and think it is an okay but bad joke. Dense in a different route. Neither is really okay though.

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    wandering wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    it's just weird to me how like, everything is step porn now
    Yeah we need less step porn, more identical twin porn imo

    identical steptwins.

    Fraternal twin porn.

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    credeikicredeiki Registered User regular
    edited May 2018
    why am I at work on labor day

    to be fair I haven't actually been working but I'm about to actually code

    abolish

    credeiki on
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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    credeiki wrote: »
    why am I at work on labor day

    to be fair I haven't actually been working but I'm about to actually code

    abolish

    wut

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    BronzeKoopaBronzeKoopa Registered User regular
    Or this one video which is obviously in a hotel room but the digital clock on the nightstand does not have its time properly set. It's flashing 12:00 and is in frame throughout the whole video so that's all I'm staring at.

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    credeiki wrote: »
    why am I at work on labor day

    to be fair I haven't actually been working but I'm about to actually code

    abolish

    It isn't labor day in America.

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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    is there a site devoted to pornographic videos featuring sex doll performers, and if no, who wants in on the ground floor of something big

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    credeiki wrote: »
    cptrugged wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    I went on a tour of a battleship this last weekend, and it was in the south, and when we got to the machine that makes fresh water, the tour guide was like "Oh cool, a group of mostly women. That's good because I will be talking a lot about cooking/boiling water."

    It was magical and confirmed all stereotypes forever.

    When stuff like this happens part of me wonders if they are just that dense or just have the worse sense of humor ever. Especially the boiling water part.

    Yeah, that super sounds like some dudes idea of a purposefully bad joke.

    Really, because to me it sounds like the sort of thing that people tell women all the time fully genuinely and without thinking about it before or after...

    That is why I am split. Some folks would be the thing you are talking about and thus dense and dumb. Others are just stupid and think it is an okay but bad joke. Dense in a different route. Neither is really okay though.

    yeah i mean, certainly there was no malice involved, and i'd even be willing to say the guy doesn't actually think women belong in the kitchen

    but probably does think cooking is Women's WorkTM

    and probably genuinely thinks he was just kidding around and being funny

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