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[Bad Food] Mightn't I the gristle?

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  • E.CoyoteE.Coyote Registered User regular
    It's worth asking them to grill any burritos they generally steam if you're eating them at the taco bell. The marie calendar white cheddar mac and cheese is my go to frozen comfort food, even over the stouffer's stuff.

  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    #pipe wrote: »
    Cinnamon twists are awful

    Get into the sun and take your opinions with you.

  • l_gl_g Registered User regular
    Spaghetti aglio e olio, if you make it without cheese, is one of the worst main dishes from the perspectives of how hungry you'll be shortly after eating it and the quality of nutrition it provides.
    It'd be like eating an entire dinner of garlic bread.

    This means it is actually a perfect dish for this thread, in spite of what anybody would tell you about it being a classy dish.

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    It's real late, but... I haven't eaten/prepared Western style noodles in so long that I genuinely had to stare at the spaghetti hot dogs photo for like ten minutes before I realized how it was done.

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  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    It's real late, but... I haven't eaten/prepared Western style noodles in so long that I genuinely had to stare at the spaghetti hot dogs photo for like ten minutes before I realized how it was done.

    The hard part is threading the pasta needle

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  • E.CoyoteE.Coyote Registered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    Cinnamon twists are awful

    Get into the sun and take your opinions cinnamon twists with you.

  • Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    E.Coyote wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    Cinnamon twists are awful

    Get into the sun and take your opinions cinnamon twists with you.

    NO.

    Leave them for those that would enjoy them.

  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Cinnamon might be the best flavor on the whole planet.

    I use the stuff when I make spaghetti/pizza sauce for god sake.

  • mittensmittens he/himRegistered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    Cinnamon might be the best flavor on the whole planet.

    I use the stuff when I make spaghetti/pizza sauce for god sake.

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  • LalaboxLalabox Registered User regular
    cinnamon is a fantastic savoury flavour

  • jgeisjgeis Registered User regular
    I tried a new brand of frozen pizza last night, Outsiders. Their whole thing is Detroit-style pizza with somewhat interesting toppings. The one I had was genoa salami with white cheddar and Wisconsin brick cheese. Probably the best frozen pizza I've had?

  • azith28azith28 Registered User regular
    Detroit-style?

    was it dropped face-down on the ground near a urinal?

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  • azith28azith28 Registered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    Cinnamon twists are awful

    Get into the sun and take your opinions with you.

    @pipe thanks for giving us more evidence to present to the mods that this forum needs a 'disagree' button.

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  • rhylithrhylith Death Rabbits HoustonRegistered User regular
    azith28 wrote: »
    Detroit-style?

    was it dropped face-down on the ground near a urinal?

    :rotate:

    Detroit style pizza is deep dish with a thick bready crust with the pizza filling the entire typically rectangular pan, and toppings all the way to the edge of the pan. You get this super delicious crispy cheese on the edges of slices. It’s...real good.

  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    I once ordered from a pizza place in Pittsburgh that tried to pass off their Detroit deep dish as Chicago deep dish and I'm not sure I've ever been that disappointed before or since.

  • rhylithrhylith Death Rabbits HoustonRegistered User regular
    3clipse wrote: »
    I once ordered from a pizza place in Pittsburgh that tried to pass off their Detroit deep dish as Chicago deep dish and I'm not sure I've ever been that disappointed before or since.

    They’re very different things and that business should be smacked for getting it wrong, but they’re both super tasty.

  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    As much as I rag on other styles of pizza they're all pretty good.

    As long as it isn't Hawaiian.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    I'm eating the remainder of my Hawaiian pizza for lunch today because it is delicious.

  • KarlKarl Registered User regular
    For dinner tonight I'm going to eat an entire Quorn lasagna for dinner.

    I feel this is a suitable meal for the bad food thread.

  • azith28azith28 Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    As much as I rag on other styles of pizza they're all pretty good.

    As long as it isn't Hawaiian.

    Show us on the doll where the Pineapple touched you.

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  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    azith28 wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    As much as I rag on other styles of pizza they're all pretty good.

    As long as it isn't Hawaiian.

    Show us on the doll where the Pineapple touched you.

    oh don't get me wrong

    I love pineapple

    but the mouthfeel and taste is just gross to me on pizza

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited July 2018
    People who have texture problems with food might as well be aliens

    They are unfathomable to me.

    I suppose I wouldn’t care for actively moving food, but generally I think we’re kind of shitty to the animals we eat as it is, I don’t think eating it alive is really necessary.

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Slimy foods are essentially inedible to me. Cornstarch in sauces was a thing invented by a complete lunatic.

  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    My mother used to boil the shit out of her vegetables because that was the era she grew up in (slightly right after the depression and WW2) and used canned veggies pretty religiously.

    Cooked carrots in particular make me sick to my stomach. Love raw carrots though, snaps so good even thanos would be happy.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    I can't eat broccoli or any type of squash because of their textures.

  • rhylithrhylith Death Rabbits HoustonRegistered User regular
    Textures are a huge reason I don’t like a lot of foods. Many times I know this is stupid. I don’t care.

  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    My gag reflex has veto power on what I can eat.

  • azith28azith28 Registered User regular
    Madican wrote: »
    I can't eat broccoli or any type of squash because of their textures.

    I didn't care for broccoli until i started eating at one of those food court 'cajun' (which is actually just asian food) places who offer as a side, a pile of cabbage, carrots and broccoli...as long as its been nicely buttered, and its eaten in the same bite as a piece of spicy chicken, it has a nice flavor.

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    Slimy foods are essentially inedible to me. Cornstarch in sauces was a thing invented by a complete lunatic.

    I love a little corn starch binder in my hot and sour soup. :P

  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    rhylith wrote: »
    Textures are a huge reason I don’t like a lot of foods. Many times I know this is stupid. I don’t care.

    I don’t think it’s stupid, just hard for me personally to wrap my head around.

  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Textural sensitivity is very common in people with anosmia.

  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    I have this one friend who does that thing where they mix all their food in one big ugly mess on their plate sometimes and I have no idea how people do that. "It all ends up in the same place!" yeah but my stomach doesn't taste all the food that's in it at the same time either. He was that friend who'd eat/drink anything you dared him too.

    I'm slightly envious of people that really just aren't phased by how food tastes as they eat, just sort of "oh hey that's sour" or "ay a little bitter" without it being overpowering too.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • rhylithrhylith Death Rabbits HoustonRegistered User regular
    I’m really bad about when a food with a very different texture than the rest of the dish also releases a very pungent flavor. So like, I don’t tend to like raw onions because it’ll be a one-two punch of a very different crunchy texture and an overpowering flavor, but cooked or especially caramelized onions in a dish are fine.

  • E.CoyoteE.Coyote Registered User regular
    I know someone that can't eat melted cheese because of texture issues. They order pizzas without mozzarella. =\

  • The Escape GoatThe Escape Goat incorrigible ruminant they/themRegistered User regular
    Madican wrote: »
    I can't eat broccoli or any type of squash because of their textures.

    Broccoli I'm fine with, but +1 to squash and zucchini and the sort. And sizeable pieces of fat on meat. I really, really don't want whatever I bite into to go 'squick'.

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  • azith28azith28 Registered User regular
    E.Coyote wrote: »
    I know someone that can't eat melted cheese because of texture issues. They order pizzas without mozzarella. =\

    That entire order is a lie then.

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Put it all into my face.

    I do still have a bit of trouble chewing a big ol’ hunk of raw squid though, but that’s more to do with the fact that chewing doesn’t actually do much to cut and separate raw squid meat, and it’s a big old mass you gotta swallow.

  • DeciusDecius I'm old! I'm fat! I'M BLUE!Registered User regular
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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    Slimy foods are essentially inedible to me. Cornstarch in sauces was a thing invented by a complete lunatic.

    I have to be really careful about what I order when I get dim sum for textural reasons

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